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Mishima X Anon PhanFic - NSFW (seriously dont read if your faint of heart)
Suggested reading music:
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May god forgive for what i have done.
It was a long day for Mishima. He had just finished watching over the site. He had to delete countless shit posts and banned Scrims twice. Walking home late at night he felt the light winter breeze nip at his body and pulled his coat more snuggly around him in response. There was not a single person aside from Mishima on the street and he thought to himself how peaceful the sight was. “Mishima! Long time no see!” said a voice behind him. Mishima shocked out of his quiet walk, quickly turned around to regretfully see Anon standing smugly. After a snort Anon said, “You’re looking good these days”. Mishima obviously bothered by the comment said, “Thanks, it was cool seeing you “and turned around and sped up his walking pace panicked thoughts running through his head. Anon burped and spit on street beside him as a reply and walked down a dark alley. Mishima nearing his home finally began to calm down, closed his eyes, and breathed a sigh of relief as he started on his home street. When he opened his eyes to his horror Anon stood in front of him arms crossed and with a disgusting look on his face.
“I was thinking we could hang out” Anon choked out. “Im really tired, long day at work ya know? Maybe another time though!” Mishima said with a fake smile, rubbing the back of his head. With a single confident movement Anon quickly closed the distance between them and picked Mishima up with his hands. The dirt from under Anon’s nails gave off a disgusting smell similar to feces. “Wha-What are you doing? Let me go!” Mishima squeaked out. Anon replied with a grin exposing his rotted teeth “You should be saying, get off me”. Anon roughly threw Mishima on the ground. Wincing from the pain Mishima’s body froze in horror as Anon hopped on top of him. Anon’s 300-pound body gave off the smell of dirty gym socks and expired milk, causing Mishima to feel light headed.
. The sweat flowing down from Anon’s body drenched Mishima causing him to be cold in the winter air regardless of the heat coming off Anon. “Someone help!” Mishima shrieked out. Anon coldly bit Mishimas ear leaving a screaming wound and then whispered “shhhhhhhh”. Anon roughly shoved a old sock in Mishima’s mouth that oddly tasted of cool ranch Doritos then flipped him around. Ripping off Mishima’s clothes Anon drooled at the sight of Mishimas pristine body. Mishima shivered at the feeling of his exposed skin meeting the cold air. As Anon got his grubby hands around Mishima leaving sweat and Dorito dust on his body, a tear came down from Mishimas eyes as he thought to himself “ Not.. My Christian Phansite..”.
It was a long day for Scrims. He had just finished making a new shit post on the Phansite on his alt account but it got deleted. Walking with head down in sadness Scrims thought to himself if there was any place for him on the Phansite. Passing by a dark alley, he noticed a disgusting smell assault his nostrils and turned his head. He was greeted with a most horrific sight of Mishima and Anon. He thought about calling for help but continued on his way home. “Shouldn’t of banned me you Baka…”
Fin
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ban @pure_guy
You havent even read it yet ! @3xcal1bur
WTF did I just read...? P-Poor Mishima...
And Yes, I did read it.
Pure guy is not pure anymore
@pure_guy
except i did?? and it is fucking garbage????
How would you rate it :3 @goroami
It's time to stop
oh :( @3xcal1bur
@MakotoYuki14
hey, captain obvious is my title
10/10 would definitely not read again.
Whos to say i ever was @MakotoYuki14

Cant stop wont stop! @TheWorld
@TheWorld Filthy Frank reference?
We need a @Joker...
@pure_guy
UUH YOUR FUCKING USERNAME
@3xcal1bur
What didnt you like about it ?
To quote YOU, "Whos to say i ever was [pure]"

your
fuckin username
is
P U R E _ G U Y
@Yu-Narukami
I followed all the forum rules!
also, your profile says something about being a "devout christian"
but this fanfic needs to be drowned in holy water.
I dont think people should live by what they are labeled as :/ @3xcal1bur
@pure_guy
Pretty sure @Jokers still allowed to decide whether it's appropriate or not.
you labelled yourself??
who else would've written your fucking profile, your mom??????
Please don't stop. Keep them coming!
@Yozora
pls corrin i thought you wanted peace
Filthy frank is around here somewhere
@Yu-Narukami
I think i put a pretty adequate enough warning in the topic. If this gets banned ill be pretty heartbroken, i put a decent amount of work into this shit post.
@pure_guy
Maybe...too much work.
Too much peace will get boring in no time!
There pretty much happened nothing interesting the whole day, i think the controversy coming with these stories is exactly what we need from time to time!
Thank you @Yozora im glad to see someone on here appreciate true art <3
Damn this fic was so terrible that I am willing to become someone else's shadow just to escape this nightmare
@3xcal1bur man your letting off alot of negativity... gotta be positive like me :)
You can be my shadow, my current shadows kinda annoying.
@Yu-Narukami

Do you need a shadow cause right now i'm disgusted with being Mishima's shadow
@Yu-Narukami

I think I may take you up on your offer later tonight.
I think you two just gave me an idea for my next PhanFic ;) @Mishimans @Yu-Narukami
@pure_guy
no thanks.
Did you read it with the music? Maybe youd have a change of heart then ! @3xcal1bur
@pure_guy

How about you don't ...

But if you were going to write such a fic then who would top?

Just asking out of curiosity
@pure_guy
I don't think I need that fanfiction in my life.
YOU CAN'T USE THE WORD "BAKA", BAKA! That's my trademark!
I have a few ideas :) but im always open to suggestion. I can make any pair work. @Mishimans
@pure_guy
read with music, still bad.
@Mishimans
Please, don't give him any ideas.
Dude why though?
@Mishimans
why would you even ask that
why
@pure_guy

Can you even make 3xcal1bur x stick work???

@Taiga_Aisaka
Ah i sincerely apologize, it wont happen again.. you baka ;)
@3xcal1bur

I asked in order to see who would be superior in such a pairing
@Mishimans
what is wrong with you??
part 2 when
Oh yes :) @Mishimans
@Mishimans
if you're on drugs, share??
Yes, Mishimans!
You hurt my feelings @3xcal1bur i only hope what i write about you will mend any wounds over our relationship as friends
@3xcal1bur

Sorry all my drugs ran out during finals week.

Right now I am high off the drug known as life you should try it sometimes
Well, people do tell me I'm a pretty nice guy so...wait! Why am I getting caught up in this!?!
@CrowNotGoroAkechi im giving the masses what they need
@pure_guy
i am not your friend and i will never be
@Kotone Shiomi depending on this ones reception i may make a squeal. I have it on the burner tho dont worry!
@pure_guy

If you are really going through with the fic idea at least let me top. If I am to suffer through crap writing then at least put decent content in it
The roles are set then!
I don't know, I am a special snowflake so-Wait! No, were not doing this!
@pure_guy

Other ships you should try

3xcal1bur x fan fiction threads
Yu Narukami x tv
Mishimans x toasters

@Yozora
why do you give off the vibe of a ryomarx or leokumi shipper...
What do you mean by top? and you wanted 3xcal1bur x Stick right ? @Mishimans
@Mishimans
i thought we were friends bro
@pure_guy
thats it im quitting the phansite
or not lmao im a fucking wuss
Wait.. what are the roles again? @Yozora
@pure_guy

By top I mean let me be the dominant one of the relationship. I need to be the seme, samurai, etc.

Yeah I want to see you actually write 3xcal1bur x stick.
@Mishimans
why this
@3xcal1bur never is a strong word. who knows what fate has in store
@3xcal1bur
Let the Ryomarx ship sail!
@3xcal1bur

we are friends ...

I just want to see the terrible content this person can produce.

No hard feeling after this.
@pure_guy
i don't know, but maybe if you were less cringey i would want to be friends.
Whats so terrible about it Dx @Mishimans
@Mishimans
...
okay??
AT LEAST GIVE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM PEOPLE
@pure_guy
Mishimans wants to be the dominant one, while Yu sneakily implied that he'd be the other part.
Again, I don't approve of this.
@pure_guy

Everything was terrible about it ....

I guess that's what made it unique???

@3xcal1bur

Nice to see that we are still bros even after my fan fic recomendations.
@pure_guy
want constructive criticism?
@Mishimans
the bro contract is tough to break i guess.
@Yozora Got it boss!
@3xcal1bur

Having a bro by your side is a life long commitment that can't be severed by the usual phansite trash thread
Whoa, we have a phanfic unfolding right here!
@pure_guy
Quick, take notes!
@Yozora
what??
Posting explict porn is prohibited. Mild stuff (e.g. ecchi) is allowed if it's in proper topic and there's notice about the contents (all images are hidden until clicked)
@Mishimans writing @3xcal1bur fic now and then you and @Yu-Narukami
Hazama, PLEASE, help.
RIP 3xcal1bur see you in fan fiction hell
@hazama
save us pls
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That was a copy-paste from the Rules thread
Should i just post it here or make it its own topic? Im thinking its own topic as i plan to make it extra special for
@3xcal1bur
Yeah so no rule breaking here! @hazama
@pure_guy

I think it's better if you just post it here so people can find all your works together
This is depraved pornography and you should feel bad
Now that I think about it, it may not be obvious that I'm joking
@pure_guy
Make it separate so it'll die faster, and so will this thread.
If their combined it'll probably never die
@Mishimans you right!
@3xcal1bur i promise you your feelings will change once you see my draft :3

@hazama
Yeah I thought you were being serious
But you don't take many things seriously, if I recall.
I think extra topic would be better.
At this point extra topic would be better since this is taking a while
@Mishimans i dont like to release half baked content
Take your time and show us something good!
@Yozora
or just have me kill myself with the raijinto, ryoma style.
@3xcal1bur
Denied!
@Yozora
this is why fe7 was better isnt it
Le shameless bump :)
I approve this Fanfic.