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IamThou
I want to become sexually attractive
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Does anyone know how I can have bigger breasts?


Oh and maybe some advice on how to get taller, too...

Thank you!

❤️ Lavenza
TheWorld
Drink milk
MakotoYuki14
Puberty
Depressed_autistic
Its okay, i like them young ;)
HahaRIP
You jus gotta absorb an energy core and the souls of multiple people and bam you've become a god, use that power to do you!
Liam
Massage. It's the most famous solution. Have the chairy potter of your dreams rub'em hard
TheWorld
Stop depressed
Hifumi Togo
Short stature in women magnifies apparent size of breasts due to relativity to total body size. That is, shorter women appear to have larger breasts with a smaller size than tall ones require. You only need one of your wishes to come true, then.
IamThou
@TheWorld
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Okay! I should buy some milk later...

@MakotoYuki14

Well...I don't know if I will go through that...
imtherealklib
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-AzureDragoon-
Ah, I have just the thing!

*hands you an extravagant looking glass bottle, with an almost ethereal looking liquid inside* drink this, sleep, and you shall awaken anew!
MakotoYuki14
Why not IamThou?
Inari
what is this thread
CualiqueXSora
Please fucking KNOCK IT OFF dude.
TheWorld
It's to late to stop
Kitagawa
Can't you get surgery for bigger tits?
Master
Kawakami will show you the ways of maid teacher
HahaRIP
You could also put yourself in the guillotine with Mara.
IamThou
@HifumiTogo
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If that's the case, I'll just go with a bigger chest.

@AzureDragoon

*Takes the bottle*
Are you sure this is safe?
Liam
That's for womanhood @HahaRIP
MakotoYuki14
I wouldn't drink that if I were you
IamThou
@MakotoYuki14
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I was created ageless.
HahaRIP
Ah, sorry.
It's supposed to be a succubus not Mara
-AzureDragoon-
@IamThou of course it's safe...it'll take some adjustment but there is no side effects. I've drank this liquid before, would you believe I was born not as I am?
Hifumi Togo
Good choice.
CualiqueXSora
threads like these make me want to kill myself these days..
Liam
Have a fusion with scathatch ! She's got the ideal bod'
MakotoYuki14
You sure as hell look young for ageless
Master
This is not P4 no "suicides" for you
IamThou
@Kitagawa
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Hmm, surgery...


*Touches her chest*

*Small bounce*

...You know what? I think my breasts are fine.

Thank you for your suggestions everyone, but I think I already have a sufficient breast size.
❤️
-HaruOkamura-
Semen is the best source of breast growth/ height growth. I woud know ;3c
Liam
Did you ask jokah what he thought of it all ? @IamThou
-AzureDragoon-
@IamThou okay then, good choice. But keep the bottle of Fantasia, it might serve you well
Master
@IamThou I can fuse you with Makoto if thats your will.
IamThou
@Liam
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Umm, no...



I was too embarassed... *Blushes*
Mishimans
*Grimances for a second*

Maybe R-Ramen ...
Astarte
I believe eating your vegetables can help!
Liam
I guess your charm stat isn't high enough yet...
Liam
That and your courage
Master
You need to grind that bathhouse then
hazama
The Phansite was a mistake
IamThou
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Do any of you want to...see my breasts?
Hibiki
What breasts
hazama
This cannot continue

This cannot continue

T h I s C a N n O t C o N t I n U e
-Pancake-Kun-
Only if you pour syrup on them
Astarte
T-Too lewd!
-AzureDragoon-
@IamThou
Milady, how crude! Do not show such things!
Master
This is how you get fired from the Velvet room
Mishimans
@hazama

This site really is like purgatory
Liam
Pics or it didn't happen @IamThou
Hifumi Togo
You did replace her with me, master.
IamThou
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*chuckle*

I'm only kidding of course. I'm not lewd.
Astarte
...That's a relief...
Master
@HifumiTogo And that was the best deal in history of best deals. Ever.
-Futaba_Sakura-
*Nose bleeding* J-just like in those ero mangas....
CualiqueXSora
WHY IS THIS THREAD STILL GETTING POSTS DELETE THIS SHIT ALREADY.
Liam
I want proof of your non-lewdness
Hifumi Togo
I only do what I must.
IamThou
@Liam
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Umm...what is "reverse cowgirl"?
-Futaba_Sakura-
*Knocks out on the floor cause of all the lewdness*
imtherealklib
See the nosebleeds are a pandemic!
Liam
Proof enough i guess
IamThou
OOC: This thread was a mistake
Master
Reverse cowgirl is lrigwoc
Liam
Wow @Master you know so much!
hazama
Kill it
Master
Always here to help my guests
IamThou
@Master
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...Why are you still here?
Master
Because you sealed your fate with mine when you became my assistant so now I need to make sure you don't turn into sin of lust.
IamThou
@Master
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I want you to get away from me.
Liam
I somehow read "into a slut"... you should watch your words @Master
Master
I'm always watching.
MakotoYuki14
Master will most likely put you in one of his cells then rape you
IamThou
@Master
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...You used to touch me when I was working for you.

You are a creepy old man.
Master
I can summon any persona I want from, compendium, I have no need in touching infantile girls.
RobowaifuAigis
@IamThou
Show us on this doll where his nose touched you.
IamThou
@RobowaifuAigis
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*Points to the chest, butt, pelvis, neck, and legs*
Master
*cough* she was created to work in. metaverse. Thus she doesnt posses what humans need for reproduction and feeding their offspring.
hazama
What.
Liam
Didn't prevent margaret from being busty and kissing narukami
MakotoYuki14
Exposed
Master
But it prevented Lavenza didn't it? *grin*
IamThou
@Master
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Explain THIS then!

*Strips her clothes, showing off her womanly features and beautiful pale skin*
Liam
Oh so you're calling margaret a mistake? She's gonna megidolaon you
Liam
*nose bleed level: OFF THE CHARTS
-AzureDragoon-
@Master i trust you did not do perverse things with any of your attendants, correct master Igor? *grips Gae Bolg*
-AzureDragoon-
@IamThou
OH MY GOODNESS, COVER THYSELF!
MakotoYuki14
I'm going to have nightmares
IamThou
OOC: If this was animated, it would probably cut to just her neck and face.
MakotoYuki14
Too lewd for me
Master
Your womanly shape doesn't mean you posses what you need. You can think of yourself as of Aigis
Liam
@-AzureDragoon-gay bulge? You should show that to kanji!
IamThou
@Master
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*Falls down to her knees*

No...

Am I not beautiful like the others?
hazama
I hate this thread
I hate this
-AzureDragoon-
@Liam
Excuse yourself, this is the legendary Halberd Gae Bolg, belonging to Saint Alessa of the ishgardian Clergy, Highest of the Heavensward Knights
IamThou
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I...can never have a child?


I..can never be a mother?

...
Liam
* hugs @IamThou*
Don't worry. Your joker probably loves you just the way you are
-AzureDragoon-
@IamThou do not discourage yourself, you are as beautiful a maiden as any other
hazama
Yeah yeah, Gay Bulge; whatever.

What the fuck is this thread.
Master
Yet you keep coming here hazama , may I summon Persona Mara for you? I have it right here in compendium,only 1300Â¥
IamThou
@Liam
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He already has a partner...
Mishimans
@IamThou

Just settle for ramen like I did
Hifumi Togo
Why do they receive such large discounts?
Master
They are in dire need.
hazama
That seems much cheaper than it should be.

Frankly, I want to see where this goes; despite my hatred.
Liam
@IamThou you'll find another one! I've heard there's a really good looking Jokah in the country. A town called... uh... what was it again? Binaba? Junaba? Something like that
Master
It's a low level Mara as you are inexperienced yet.
IamThou
@hazama
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*Runs over to hazama and hugs him with her naked body*

Oh hazama-san!

Do you think I'm beautiful?
Liam
@hazama, relius won't be happy to see you cheating on him
hazama
Yep, alright. This is where I stop being curious and start being weirded out.

Mishima kill this thread.
Please kill me afterwards.
God save us.
-AzureDragoon-
@IamThou

Uh....ah yes! *chucks a magical sphere at Lavenza, A cloth tunic and pants now cover her
RobowaifuAigis
@Master
Hey
I'll have you know upgrades work wonders.
killyourselfharu
niggers must die
-AzureDragoon-
@RobowaifuAigis
Ah yes, so....how is the blue haired boys "spear"?
Master
Lavenza isn't mechanical to be able to upgrade her . Im glad you helped yourself thou.
Liam
Elisabeth upgraded her independance
RobowaifuAigis
@-AzureDragoon-
It hits it's mark often.
killyourselfharu
wake me up


wake me up inside

cant wake up

wake me up inside

save me
-Hitoshura-
...This isn't the Amala Network.


*Sees a naked young girl clinging on to a man*

....


*Drags the girl outside of the room*
hazama
Thanks Demi-Fiend.
You're the best.

[choking back the urge to throw up]
-AzureDragoon-
@RobowaifuAigis
Good, such a talented one shouldn't be dissatisfatory at any point
-Hitoshura-
@hazama

Hey, know where this girl's clothes are?
hazama
One second she had them, the next; well you saw what happened.

The knight-guy or whatever has some for her though.
killyourselfharu
1 to the 2 to the 3 to the 4

I like to fuck girls that are age four.
Mishimans
Damn after seeing all this I need a drink to forget.
Liam
Ravioli ravioli, don't lewd the prison loli
-AzureDragoon-
@hazama
Excuse me sir, I am a proud Dragoon of the ishgardian Clergy!
Liam
Right, and i'm satan clause
-Hitoshura-
@-AzureDragoon-

So? Do you have her clothes or not?
hazama
Yeah, yeah. Whatever. I don't go showing my rank to everyone all the time. Learn some humility.

Anyway, I'm going to go drink something strong until I forget this whole experience.
Liam
@hazama i still don't get if you're roleplaying or not xD
hazama
I'm always in character, whether I know it or not.

I am Hazama. Hazama is me.
-AzureDragoon-
@-Hitoshura-
Yes, here
-Hitoshura-
@-AzureDragoon-
*Takes the clothes*

...

*Bonks the little girl on the head, making her unconscious*


*Carries her on his shoulder*

You guys are crazy.

*Walks away with Lavenza*
-AzureDragoon-
@-Hitoshura-
Hang on, where are you going?
Master
I'm not into real world matters but one of you people should call the police.
Taiga_Aisaka
OOC: Crap! I slept through this golden topic! The perfect RP opportunity slipped through me grasp!
IamThou
OOC: It's actually sad how this got 100+ posts. I intended this to be a joke, but I just rolled with it.
IamThou
@Taiga_Aisaka

OOC: Oh just in case you're worried, nobody raped Lavenza.
Mao
Great thread guys good job
Taiga_Aisaka
-insert something cute- B-b-baka... *blush*


OOC: Basically what would happen if I was here.
Taiga_Aisaka
OOC: Still, it would've been adorable. I would've said something like "You're fine just the way you are. Not that I like you or anything, baka."
Chie_Fsteakonaka
I heard eating steak helps.
Taiga_Aisaka
OOC: I know it's probably weird to read through this old thread, but DAMN HAZAMA, nice Nier Automata reference!