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About Adachi
He was THOT Patroling before it was cool.
Shiza_Salad
holy shit, he was...
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did nothing wrong
Astarte
free him
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Best waifu
-AzureDragoon-
Best man
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Cabbages
RobowaifuAigis
#freeadachi
Mishimans
A Saint among Saints
pixie
can't match the datch
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Let's summon Adachi to stop the old gods
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BEACHES AND SHORES
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ADACHI WERE ARE YA
pixie
TO BRING ABOUT THE SUMMONING OF THE LEGENDARY THOT SLAYER, I OFFER A SACRIFICE

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NOW I SHALL SPEAK THE WORDS OF HIS FORBIDDEN INVOCATION

BITCHES AND WHORES

NOW I BESEECH YOU, FELLOW BROTHERS AND SISTERS OF THE THOT PATROL

SPEAKETH HIS NAME 3 TIMES AND HE WILL APPEAR
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fuck yas
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ADACHI
ChaosTrash
ADACHI
-AdachiTohru-
Somebody calling for me?
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FUCK YAS
Smircs
Never Nuke a Country Twice.
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B E G O N E
-AdachiTohru-
What's going on here? Dojima-San told me I should come here for some reason...
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Aren't you the one and only true THOT PATROL LEGENDARY SLAYER?
-AdachiTohru-
@GETBENT

I have no clue what you're talking about...

*leans in* wanna learn a thing or two kid?
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yOU dID nOTHING wRONG
Astarte
T-The legendary Thot slayer?!
... Could you kill my fiance?
Mishimans
@-AdachiTohru-

Can you possibly cure someone of demonic possession?
-AdachiTohru-
@Astarte
Ma'am, threatening murder is a serious offense

....how much would you pay?
-AdachiTohru-
@Mishimans you'd need a clergyman for that
Mishimans
@-AdachiTohru-

What if the person I am asking for is currently unable to step inside a church?
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What do you think about Beaches and Shores??
Astarte
@-AdachiTohru- Um... Well. I am the heiress to a massive food chain, so...
MonoDj
THOTS!?
-AdachiTohru-
@Mishimans find a dedicated member of a clergy

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Uh, they're....I don't like them
Liam
Do you accept cabbages as your payement?
-AdachiTohru-
@Astarte I want free food for life and ¥1500000
Mishimans
@-AdachiTohru-

Well then this person is screwed ...

What would a dedicated clergy man be doing in this godless forum??
-AdachiTohru-
@Liam

They're on sale, why would I just need that many cabbages
Astarte
@-AdachiTohru- Okay, but... you'd better make sure he's dead!
And that he suffers.
A lot.
-AdachiTohru-
@Mishimans

Isn't there a clergyman running around here?
Liam
Because.... cabbages are cool? They're not bitches nor are they whores so thats a plus
-AdachiTohru-
@Liam

That's true...cabbages never betray you
Mishimans
@-AdachiTohru-

Wait there is actually a clergyman on this forum ???

Thanks for telling me dude.

*Gives you ramen*

Take it as payment for the assistance
Liam
@Mishimans i hope there's cabbage in that ramen
-AdachiTohru-
@Mishimans
Did you not pay attention to the armored strangers ramblings
Mishimans
@-AdachiTohru-

Nope I did not. I was too buys dealing with a sudden Ramen addiction and the appearance of multiple deities.
-AdachiTohru-
@Mishimans
Well....find him
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@-AdachiTohru- is it true that nanako is true culprit?
3xcal1bur
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i thought it was fsteak
-AdachiTohru-
Nope