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LemonGod

Hello my children

I am the Lemon God, I can grant all of your lemon-related wishes

-Shido-

Can you turn Ramengod into a lemon?

NotAkira

*cough cough*
Zanza
*cough cough*

Centunculus_fur

HE HAS RISED FROM HIS ACIDIC POOL!

LemonGod

@-Shido- I will try young one

Liam

>calling Shido young

Dude how effin' old are you ?

Tatsuya

Can you give me some Lemonade?

Gin

Too Old.

LemonGod

@Liam I have been alive for as long as there has been Lemons in the trees

LemonGod

@Tatsuya of course my son, you may have as much lemonade as you wish

Liam

dude what ? xD how long's that ?

Mao

Lemon God! Please bring balance to the lemon world

Skull

We can wish for anything?
I'll take some Lime juice.

LemonGod

I was born thousands of years ago

LemonGod

@Mao of course, @Skull your wish is granted as well

Liam

OAO YOU'RE A LEMON GOD !!! NOT A LIME GOD

Gin

Maybe he's just God.

Tatsuya

*Tatsuya chugs down the glass* Hmm odd I'm not feeling an attempt at possession or anything.

Tatsuya

No YHVH is someone else Gin.

SuperROBO-1

When god gives you lemons, make lotus juice

amane_suzuha

Citrus god, maybe? Lemon god has more of a ring to it, though.

LemonGod

@amane_suzuha you are correct

Bgammax

you're like, the 5th or 6th god I've met since coming here and only one or two of them were evil, starting to think there's a bias against gods around here.

Shadow_Labrys

@LemonGod Yo Lemon-guy lets fight! I wanna see if you're really so 'godly!'

LemonGod

@Shadow_Labrys I have no wish to fight with mortals

lnari

No more gods please

Tatsuya

Don't underestimate Shadow Labrys that thing is no mere mortal. She's a creation of an evil god called Nyarlathotep.

LemonGod

@Tatsuya That old bastard? I'm glad I did not fight with her then, if she is one of his creations

Tatsuya

Oh you know him? Most people ask me who the hell he is. Yeah guy's been acting up trying to wipe out the world again.

LemonGod

That certainly sounds like Nyarlathotep...

Shadow_Labrys

@LemonGod What, are you scared a little robot girl could kick your ass?

LemonGod

I'm mostly just worried for the safety of others, but as a god of citrus-related products i'm not exactly the best equipped to fight battles

MonoDj

More Gods?! Oh No.

Gin

How acidic is lemon juice? How long would it take to corrode a shadow robot girl?

JunpeiStupeiIori

Now I don't know who to believe anymore.

LemonGod

@Gin it may work while the robot is turned off, but it would take far too long while the robot is active

Shadow_Labrys

@LemonGod Eh whatever, if you're not equipped for battle then there's no point.

There's no fun in crushing weaklings...

amane_suzuha

In terms of corrosiveness, I don't think lemon juice would do very much.

Gin

Shame.

LemonGod

@Gin I can give you some lemon juice if you want to try it

Kazuya Minegishi

Ey boss can I get some zesty lemon?

LemonGod

@Kazuya Minegishi of course, anytime