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A Satan Primer on Joining Food Related Cults
Don't do it, food related cults are the main cause of obesity in the United States an example being Chick-Fil-A. Remember kids only join cults of the satanic persuasion that forever damn your soul to universal health care and basic human decency.

With Love,
Satan
MonoDj
The only good thing Satan has said.
Liam
TAKE THAT BACK @MonoDj HE ALSO SAVED CHRISTMASS !!!
Gin
Tell Luis I said Hi, Satan.
Mishimans
Please listen to satan kids my previous form got taken over by ramengod and it was a pretty sucky experience
Mishimans
Do something like demon blood instead.