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RobowaifuMetis
Ambitions.
For the meantime I shall continue running my restaurant.
Hibiki
This is a good plan.
RobowaifuMetis
As for what happens after, we shall see.
RobowaifuUnit024
*Opens the restaurant door with shopping bags in hand*

Sister I'm back! I have obtained all the necessary ingredients to start baking!

Did I miss anything while I was gone?
Akamoto_Nanaka
*warps in*
Are you open?
RobowaifuMetis
Yes we are open. Would any of you like to purchase anything?
Akamoto_Nanaka
Do you have any butterfly wings?
RobowaifuMetis
Butterfly wings?
Akamoto_Nanaka
Need them for an antidote.
Akamoto_Nanaka
Stupid @Persona won't let me rip theirs off.
RobowaifuUnit024
Ripping wings off butterflies sounds rather cruel...
Akamoto_Nanaka
Only if its nonconsensual wing ripping.
RobowaifuUnit024
Yes but I do not think many butterflies would consent to that...
RobowaifuMetis
Well apparently I found a pair, so here you go.
-Yaldabaoth-
Do you have any food a god can eat? Because I'm totally here for food and definitely not checking up on you to make sure that shadow is controlling you.
Akamoto_Nanaka
Sweet!
*pulls out a small cauldron*

Imma get to mixing then!

*Throws seemingly random things into the pot*
-Yaldabaoth-
isn't* controlling you.
Yu-Narukami
I have a fresh helping of Myriad Truth for a god that tries to do anything evil.
Akamoto_Nanaka
*humming* gonna be a guy again!
RobowaifuUnit024
Well if anyone needs me I'll be trying to bake some cakes in the back.
-Yaldabaoth-
Don't worry @Yu-NarukamiI'm not trying to do anything evil.
Yu-Narukami
@Akamoto_Nanaka
What!?! What does that mean?
Akamoto_Nanaka
Cake! Oh I want cake!
RobowaifuUnit024
@Akamoto_Nanaka Well then you can be the first taste tester if you like? Though I can't promise that it will taste very good...
Akamoto_Nanaka
Hmm? Oh, the only reason I look like this is cuz I drank some suspicious potion and got turned into a girl.
Akamoto_Nanaka
Yes! Cake!
RobowaifuMetis
Can Godly spaghetti suffice, @-Yaldabaoth-?
-Yaldabaoth-
@RobowaifuMetis, yes it can, but don't ask me how I'm going to eat it, as I don't have a mouth.
Akamoto_Nanaka
Well you could stick it in your... GAH!
*the pot starts to shake*
-Yaldabaoth-
Is everything okay?
ShadowJoker
I'm confused on what's going on here
Akamoto_Nanaka
EVERYTHING IS FINE! I SWEAR! I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!
RobowaifuMetis
What is happening?
Akamoto_Nanaka
*pot becomes still again*

Wow! That was close! I coulda blown up.
Akamoto_Nanaka
Everything's fine, no need to worry! Thats supposed to happen. I think.
Shadow_Labrys
*Enters the restaurant loudly*

Yo Metis! I've come to check up on you.

How's the whole 'searching for your purpose' thing going?
Akamoto_Nanaka
GAH! Loud noise!
RobowaifuMetis
It is going pretty fine. I haven't really do much yet, but we shall see.
Shadow_Labrys
Eh fair enough.

Damn I'm so bored! I need to fight something or I'm gonna go crazy!(again...)
Tatsuya
Well as long as you don't fight to kill I'll take you on S Labrys. Also I'm calling you S Labrys for short if that's alright.
Akamoto_Nanaka
Aaaalmooost doooone!
Akamoto_Nanaka
You could call her S Lab for shorter.
Hmm. Or Slab! Yeah! You're Slab from now on!
Shadow_Labrys
@Akamoto_Nanaka ...Call me Slab one more time and see what happens to your face punk!

@Tatsuya Eh I would but once I get into it I might not be able to control my destructive urges, y'know? I need to fight something that I can go all out on, that I could tear limb from limb without consequence!

*snaps out of it and takes a breath*

See what I mean? But once I can put a handle on my urges, I'll gladly fight you! You seem like a pretty worthy opponent.
Akamoto_Nanaka
*suddenly the pot explodes violently and fills the room with smoke*
RobowaifuMetis
I come back to see the room filled with smoke. What happened?
Akamoto_Shinji
Sorry about that. *Cough* made it a little too strong.
Akamoto_Shinji
*opens window*
RobowaifuMetis
What happened to the girl?
Akamoto_Shinji
Uh... that was me. Sorry,
Akamoto_Shinji
Drank a bad potion and... THAT happened to me.
Akamoto_Shinji
And while I'm at it, sorry for the crappy nickname Shadow Labrys. I get a bit weird when I'm a girl.
Akamoto_Shinji
What happened to 024? I thought she was baking a cake?