PLEASE HELP ME BUILD MY HEE HO ARMY

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YES
ITS YA ROYAL BOI THE KING
I HAVE A SPECIAL REQUEST
HELP ME BUILD MY HEE HO ARMY
WE SHALL RISE TOGETHER MY BRETHREN, HEE HO HO

P3Hero

How may I be of service, Hee Ho Ho ?

Bgammax

How much would I be getting paid for this?

BigPoppaFrost

HO HO HO
WELCOME MY GOOD FLESHY FRIENDS
TOGETHER WE SHALL TAKE OVER THIS TOWN AND MAKE IT OURS
WE SHALL CLAIM ALL TO OURSELVES, HEE HO HO

3xcal1bur

Mony pls

BigPoppaFrost

AH WHY YES MY GOOD MAN
MONEY SHALL BE OURS
FAME AND FORTUNE
WE SHALL BE THE TALK OF THE TOWN, HO HO

Bgammax

you never actually answered my question.....

jollyvaporeon

I'll join your cause! What's first on your kingly agenda?

Mao

If there's money to be made I'm in

Terra

Is that thing a heartless?

BigPoppaFrost

LISTEN HERE MY PINK-HAIRED CURIOUS FRIEND
WILL 100,000,000 HEE HO BUCKS SUFFICE
WE SHALL GAIN MUCH MORE WHEN WE CLAIM THIS TOWN

BigPoppaFrost

HO HO HO
ALL THE TOWNS MONEY SHALL BE OURS

AS FOR WHATS FIRST ON MY KINGLY AGENDA MY JOLLY GOOD FRIEND
THIS KING IS QUITE HUNGRY
HOW BOUT WE HAVE OURSELVES A GOOD MEAL TO CELEBRATE THE GROWTH OF THE HEE HO ARMY
I GOTTA HAVE A GOOD MEAL

BigPoppaFrost

A HEARTLESS YOU SAY
WELL
I SUPPOSE A KING CAN BE HEARTLESS AT TIMES
SO YES

Hresfroomf

But why though

Mao

Any true king should have a good meal

BigPoppaFrost

YOU INCOMPETENT GOOL
I HA E ASKED YOU ONCE
NOT TWICE
NOT THRICE
NOR SHALL I ASK A FOURTH TIME WHILE IM AT IT
DONT ASK WHY
BUT WHY NOT

BigPoppaFrost

HAVE*

YOU ARE HURTING MY KINGLY BRAIN

Bgammax

wait, how do Hee Ho bucks convert into Yen? I mean they accept pretty much everything around here, but Yen is a lot more convenient...

jollyvaporeon

Oho, a feast sounds lovely!
..Though, i suppose really hot and spicy things are off the list, aren't they...?

Yu-Narukami

I know how to build your army...

BigPoppaFrost

WILL 100,000,000,000 YEN SUFFICE THEN
PINKY
YOU ARE MAKING THIS KING QUITE UNNERVED
I SHALL NOW DISPLAY A FACE OF ANGER

>:^(

IS THAT ENOUGH?

Hresfroomf

Will there be fire?

Bgammax

HOLY S-
*cough cough*
yeah, I think that will suffice your honor.

BigPoppaFrost

THIS KING CAN EAT ANYTHING WHEN HE IS HUNGRY
FOOD IS A GIFT FROM THE HEAVENS
I SIMPLY ADORE FOOD
FOOD

Mao

HEE HOO X4

BigPoppaFrost

IS THAT SO @Yu-Narukami
TELL ME HOW

AS FOR FIRE MY FRIEND WITH SUCH A DASHING EXPRSSION ON HIS FACE
THE SIMPLE ANSWER IS
NO

Hresfroomf

Will there be bitches and coke to clear off these bitches behinds?

BigPoppaFrost

OH HELL YEAH MY NIðŸ…±ðŸ…±A

Yu-Narukami

*Yu pulls out a jack frost card*
Ok so just got to fuse that like this and...
*A swarm of jack frosts starts running out of the card*

jollyvaporeon

I wonder if Boss could possibly make some curry for the King... and coffee to keep ourselves energized! Though with how big his Highness is, i'm not sure he'll be able to fit very well inside that tiny cafe...

BigPoppaFrost

A TOAST TO THE START OF A BEAUTIFUL HEE HO ARMY
TOGETHER WE SHALL TAKE OVER THIS QUIET AND PEACEFUL TOWN, HEE HO HO

jollyvaporeon

Your highness! Isn't that rather... unseemly...?

BigPoppaFrost

I CAN SIMPLY TELEPORT AT WILL MY JOLLY GOOD FRIEND
THIS KING HAS SPECIAL POWERS
I AM JUST NO ORDINARY KING

THAT WONT BE ENOUGH @Yu-Narukami
WE MUST FIND MORE FELLOW HEE HOS AND HEE HAS TO JOIN US

BigPoppaFrost

UNSEEMINGLY
IN WHAT WAY
WHAT SHAPE
AND WHAT FORM, HO
WE ARE JUST GOING TO MAKE THIS TOWN GREAT AGAIN

Hresfroomf

But like how many bitches and how much coke?

BigPoppaFrost

AS MANY AS YOU DESIRE MY DEVILISHLY HANDSOME FRIEND

Hresfroomf

Hmmm....
Do i get Sundays off?

jollyvaporeon

If nothing else, it's unfortunately highly illegal. A king may be a king, but can he allow and even partake in the use of illegal substances?
I'm not feeling so jolly about joining your cause, if this is the state of your army... Highness, you should reconsider what sort of rabble you wish to have in this prestigious army of yours! ...I hope that was not remiss of me...

BigPoppaFrost

SUNDAYS ARE FUNDAYS
SO YES
YOU CAN HAVE THOSE DAYS OFF

BigPoppaFrost

OH HO HO NOW
A KING MUST RULE SOMETHING AFTER ALL MY JOLLY BOY
THAT IS WHAT A KING DOES
AND THIS IS QUITE THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY, HEE HO HO
WE SHALL MAKE THIS TOWN MUCH NICER AND MUCH HAPPIER, HO HO HO

Hresfroomf

Is there a limit to how many bowls of cereal one can consume in a day?

BigPoppaFrost

IF A MAN MUST EAT
A MAN MUST EAT
RULES ARE FOR FOOLS

Hresfroomf

Can I bring bitches on chainsaw spoked motorcycles?

BigPoppaFrost

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE MY DEAR BOY
ONCE WE CLAIM THIS TOWN TO OURSELVES

jollyvaporeon

I suppose a King WOULD be able to make something illegal, well, legal... i can't believe i didn't think of that!
Well i do suppose there's no problem then! Making this town happier is an admirable goal, your Highness...!
...We ALL get Sundays off, right?

BigPoppaFrost

BUT OF COURSE LAD
SUNDAYS
ARE
FUNDAYS
ARE THEY NOT, HEE HO

Hresfroomf

Can I have pet hyenas and a group of murderous women that carry my money and ammo?

BigPoppaFrost

HO HO HO
BUT OF COURSE
A L L
S H A L L
B E
O U R S
.
.
.
H O

Hresfroomf

If I invite friends, can I get a bonus of more coke and bitches for each friend I invite?

BigPoppaFrost

E X T R A
B O N U S

jollyvaporeon

are we going to organize a group of advisers to you, my King? will these advisers, perchance, have free donuts available to them every meeting?
...and could i possibly be an adviser, if so...

BigPoppaFrost

WHY YES BUT OF COURSE, HEE HO HO
FROM HERE ON MY GOOD JOLLY MAN
YOUR
ARE
MY
ADVISOR
ALL YOU NEED IS A LITTLE BLUE FROSTY HAT, HO

BigPoppaFrost

YOU*

MY KINGLY BRAIN IS GETTING OLD

jollyvaporeon

wonderful!
...now i just need that hat...

BigPoppaFrost

HERE YOU GO MY FRIEND
I HAVE PLENTY OF HATS FOR ALL, HEE HO HEE HO HEE
ONE FOR EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU
EVEN FOR MYSELF
THIS HAT IS QUITE WARM YET SMALL

Bgammax

*accepts the hat*
aww, thanks, the hat is wonderful. But wasn't it supposed to be a symbol for your advisors?

BigPoppaFrost

OH NO NO
ITS A SYMBOL FOR THOSE WHO ARE IN MY HEE HO ARMY
WEAR IT WITH PRIDE
AND JOY

Bgammax

Will do your highness
*proudly places the hat on his head*

jollyvaporeon

oh, why thank you! our King truly knows how to accessorize~
((aaa i wish i had pixel art or photoshop skills i REALLY wanna put a jack frost hat on this vaporeon avatar of mine))

BigPoppaFrost

YOU MAKE THIS KING TEAR UP IN JOY, HEE HOO HOO
I SHALL NOW EXPRESS A FACE OF TEARFUL HAPPINESS

:'^)

IS THAT ENOUGH?