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*casually puts my axe on the table sternly*

You were saying Nanaka?

*Charges self to boost physical damage*
*Lux starts holding his head*
C0U|D Y0U N0+ D0 +H4+ M49N3+ +H1N9!
Two hours...? Let's see...

[She checks her wrist watch for a moment]

I think I can wait for a bit then, but I won't be able to stay for long, though!

[She pouts]

...So tell him to hurry up.
@Aergia
*Giggles and hugs her* Aergia is a nice girl!

@Akamoto_Nanaka
Oh? Such hostile feelings towards me from one who is not a child of God. Could it be... That you have feelings for Neko-san?
Oops! *releases polarity charge* sorry, Lux...
Grrrrrr!
*sits down*
Stupid *mumbles*
*Chugs milk*
I'm sorry...
Don't be ridiculous Thief, He was my Knight! He was Loyal! And now he's a traitor to the throne!
Careful with that! I'm not all metal but the parts of me that are feel all numb now...
@Tsugumi-Chan, you realize that by threateningly raising a bunch of blunt objects, and stating that there isn't a need for violence, you're being counterproductive, right.
*sighs, calls for locker holding Milos and Akouo, limps outside to get weapons, sends locker home and limps back in, retakes seat* Just in case...
And I do apologize Ari3s...
*blinks and coughs to catch @Tsugumi-Chan as I begin to float in the magnetic field*

AHEM.

*All the nails are coming loose...uh oh*
And another apology for you, Lux...
Oh, you don't have to apologize to me. I honestly don't really care. I'm just making a point.
Oops! *gently lowers Laby* Sorry! *concentrates polarity on every nail in vicinity, retightening them*
@Akamoto_Nanaka
All kings fall and collapse before history like shattered glass. Yours is no different. Neko-san fell to my charms because he was not fulfilled as your knight. To lose such a special creature with such limitless potential, it is unsurprising that the weak who hold power hold down the truly strong.
Are you sure its fine, Labrys? I don't mind paying-

*She stops midsentence upon the sudden cease of movement, which leaves her dumbfounded once it stops. Looking towards @Tsugumi-Chan, who seemed to be the source of that odd occurance.*

...
Again, how exactly do you steal a damn not cat?
OOC: lol lag late post is late.

*nods to @Maya_Amano*

I will see what I can do.
Hmp! You can have him! I don't want a traitor!
Can I have another milk please Laby?
*gets dragged into the building due to a strong polarity*

...

*waves to everyone*
@-Lucifer-
I don't think I know your name.
*waves to @Soul_of_Cinders*

Lemme guess, Estus?

*pours Nanaka another glass and slides it to her*
*shakes no and points to a cup of coffee*
Thanks Laby...

*Lays head on counter*
@LuxTenebris
I stole nothing, of course. The human is simply overreacting and dishonest with her feelings. *Shrugs, smiling devilishly*
*waves meekly at Soul* Sorry!
Okay then.

*slides @Soul_of_Cinders a fresh cuppa*

Any cream or sugar?
Still, Mona was all friendly with her and now all of a sudden tried to steal their milk. So, you must have done something.
*shakes yes to both options and give a thumbs up to @Tsugumi-Chan*
@Aergia
My name is Lucifer. I like ice cream, playing on the swingset, and chaos! *Smiles*
This place definitely seems.to attract a lot of...interesting people.
I mean every word I say, Knights are replaceable, I don't need a cat who turns his back on his princess for a pretty face.
Ummm... Imma call you Lucy!
Wrong cat Luxy.
@Aergia personally I would call her Luci-Chan...
I agree @Ari3s...

*puts some sugar and cream in the coffee and slides it to @Soul_of_Cinders*
But, it looked like the same cat...
Mhm.

*She proceeds to take a small sip of tea, just generally observing the people in the room.*
@LuxTenebris
When I met Neko-san, he was actually hostile towards me. But I was moved by his spirit and determination... He interested me. So I convayed my emotions in a way he would understand. Now he is quite taken with me. I love his expressions... *Giggles*
thank you ma'am.

*gets up and takes a seat and takes a drink through his helmet*

Lovely. Better than the Estus I use to chug.
*walks in* what happened to leblanc?!
Mama, can I have a muffin?
Conveyed emotion in a way he'd understand? Sounds like you brainwashed him.
@Aergia
Oooh, nicknames! Then I will call you... Aeri!

@Akamoto_Nanaka
Are you sure that I am to blame, dear? Have you considered that you have chased him away?
Never mind
*reappears*
I'm still in Leblanc?
Yeah
*hands @Aergia a muffin*

Okay, but you gotta make sure you eat all your greens at dinner tonight then.

And whatever do you mean Mr @-Reaper-?

*tilts head and goes around cleaning up the place*
Why that guy was drinking from his helmet?
Ugh.
*looks around*
When did I disappear? This whole disappear reappear thing is just... odd.

OOC: it's almost like it's a shoehorned attempt to explain why I'm always afk lmao
You never left Mr Cal
@LuxTenebris
Unlike my sworn enemy, I do not brainwash. I am the strongest enforcer of free will in this universe. Please do not insult me.

Alas, I have finished my ice-cream, so I am off to observe this world again... Stay willful, fallen ones. *Vanishes through the wall*
*She starts nibbling on the muffin*
I could've sworn I was somewhere else for a while. Maybe I just fell asleep?
She didn't even answer my question...
*Siiiiiiip.*

Mhm.
I am a Lords of Cinders @-Reaper-, and my armor was grafted to my skin, except my head...

*takes another sip of the coffee*

Again Ms. @-Labrys-, it is delectable and is better than the bland Estus flask I use to chug through.
I'm glad you enjoy it Mr @Soul_of_Cinders. Would you care for a meal?
@Soul_of_Cinders nice to meet you
... do you have food that is cold?
Is it always this.. chaotic here, @-Labrys-? Yesterday seemed quite peaceful, as was the one time I had spent prior to that as well.
Ugh, why are there so many weirdos lately?
Always.
*finishes milk*
Nother milk please...
*confusedly looks at Lux and 2B*

I don't see anything odd...

*small patches of fire begins to spark up*
*looks at Nanaka-kun* you sure do like milk. Would that make you... A milk drinker? *waits for someone to get it*
*9S awakens from his slumber. Noticing 2B's absence, he rises from the blankets of the bed, and heads down the stairs.*

Ah... I must've overslept... sorry for the trouble @-Labrys-...
More tea please.
...?

Why is the atmosphere so tense?
Maybe because I'm here?
Because the people here are tense, @AdachiImouto.
Well, good morning, 9S. I see you've finally woken up.

*2B greets him with a small wave from her seat. Pod 042 floating about the cafe curiously.*
@LuxTenebris
Nah, you're good.

@Ari3s
Fair enough.
*sweatdrops because Nanaka-kun does not get that I called him a pansy* okay...?
*finishes pie* so... Anyone like heavy metal?
*9S lets out a sigh of relief.*

Good morning 2B!

*9S walks on over to 2B's table and sits right beside her.*

Did I miss much while I was upstairs?
I like muffins!
@Tsugumi-Chan
I enjoy metal.
I'm only made of lightweight metal.
@Aergia
Hello, princess. Would you like a muffin? *Smiles*
*awkwardly sits there*
@AdachiImouto
Mama Labrys already gave me one.
Hm.. Not really. All that you missed was some drama and the usual chaos this place seems to attract, apparently.

*She tilts her head slightly, holding her chin thoughtly.*

I'm a bit amazed you managed to sleep through all the noise down here, though.
(*thoughtfully)
*walks in*
I'm here for round 2!
[She keeps working on her paperwork]

I never thought I would meet people weirder than Eikichi, Lisa or Jun...
I guess you learn something new everyday!
*coughs up ashes* oops. Sorry about that...
I guess I got used to the sounds of Leblanc after coming here a few times, heh.
I don't @Tsugumi-Chan. I admire something more calming.
Jeez, you people..
*sips tea while reading a book*
I see. I can't say I'm used to it yet. Perhaps I will eventually.

*She shrugs with a bit of a sigh. Offering 9s a pat on the head.*

So long as you were able to rest peacefully, thats good enough for me.
@YoRHa No.2 Type B
*She gasps* So pretty!
*awkwardly plays with hair, adjusts circlet*
*9S blushes, caught off guard by 2B's headpat offering, but accepts it nonetheless.*

T-Thank you, 2B.
*sneezes up ashes* oops... sorry again!
*starts brewing some cofee*
*looks at @Tsugumi-Chan after seeing the ashes*

Are you too a Lords of Cinder?

*finishes the cup of coffee*
Mind if I have a green tea?
@JunpeiStupeiIori Here
Of course, 9S- Ah..

*2B pauses, looking around briefly until finding the source of the gasp.*

..Oh. Um. Thank you, @Aergia.
*She smiles* I'm Aergia!
*Looks at Soul* Hm? No.. When I was back at Remnant, I erm... turned to ash by this woman by the name of Cinder, who had stolen the powers of the Fall Maiden. These ashes showing up are a side effect of my "demise" on Remnant.
Hi Shin-kun.
Sweet.
*he take a sip*
Can I have my milk please?
@Akamoto_Nanaka sure
*9S turns to see what 2B's looking at*

@Aergia

Oh, I remember you! I think I saw you before, either here or at Moonlight Cafe... In any case it was pretty chaotic then. Your name is Aergia? Mine's 9S!
@YoRHa No.9 Type S
You have a funny name.
@Tsugumi-Chan
Fascinating but saddening at the same time, I too faced such fate but was branded again as the Soul of Cinder, a vessel to the First Flame, and this "Cinder" sounds like a threat. Mocking and tarnishing the other Lords of Cinder.
Thanks Shin-kun.
I see. It's nice to meet you, Aergia. I'm 2B.
*2B offers her a smile. Pod 042 suddenly floating to their table and dumping a pile of playing card decks ontop it.*

...Cards?
@Akamoto_Nanaka here is your milk
Thank you...
She's not the only one, though. There's a woman controlling her by the name of Salem, who wishes the world of remnant to fall into the hands of soulless creatures known as "Grimm." There are many more under Salem's influences other than. Cinder...
@Akamoto_Nanaka You're welcome
Excuse me, might I get an iced mocha?
@Tsugumi-Chan here
@Tsugumi-Chan
Then said wishes are to be burned, it clouds the mind. And what are these maidens? Doesn't sound like a threat/
Can I get black coffee? Killing 50 monsters took more outta me than I thought.
@Aergia

Heh, thanks. Oh, and feel free to call me Nines if that rolls off the tongue better.

@YoRHa No.2 Type B

Hm? Looks like your Pod's trying to start up some kind of game.
@Kuroumi here's your coffee
@-Reaper- thanks! *turns back to Soul* and these maidens are young women blessed with the power of the power of the seasons. There's the maiden of Spring, Winter, Summer, and Fall, whose power was stolen by Cinder.
Kuro! Welcome back! *smiles*
@-Reaper- Thanks. And thanks for the welcoming, Tsugumi. Just came back after some work.
*cleans table*
Hard work, I presume?
Not that hard
A game involving this many cards..?

{Pod 042} Proposal: Unit 2B and 9S should help Pod 042 build a house of cards.

*2B sighs, shaking her head at the Pod in disbelief.*
I guess you could say that. It took alotta time.
Hm? Red haired girl knows Kuro-chan?
I wish I have as there to help, aha. Been a while since I've fought using Milo and Akouo...
Yeah. We met earlier, before the fight between you and Mona.
@Tsugumi-Chan
Then those individuals are to be protected, and this Cinder is a threat.

*gets up a pays @-Labrys- with a gold coin*

Those who haggle for power are to face the wrath of the Undead Curse and the shadows of the Lords of Cinder loom over them.

*Summons his Coiled Sword from flames leaves*

I will be in this Remnant to give this Salem and Cinder their burning judgement.

*engulfed in flames and disappears*
Well, what do you think we should do, 2B?
I take the money
Nanaka got in a fight with Mona I'm not going to ask what happened.
*sweatdrops* I would follow @Soul_of_Cinders but I can't since I'm considered dead in that world...
*Walks in and looks around* Hey everyone what's going on?
And you do not want to know, Kuro-chan.
Hi Tatsy...
*comes back from the back, lugging a 12 pound bag of coffee beans*

Sorry for disappearing like that. Fresh shipment of coffee in. How is everyone?

*walks behind counter*
Oh, Hello Tatsuya.
Hey Nana something up?
I'm a bit wary considering the nature of this cafe and its ability to attract chaos. A house of cards likely wouldn't even last 2 seconds once we succeed. Do you have any other ideas on our options, 9S?
..A mission or anything else beside cards.
Big bro says somethings going on with butterfly now, he says you should go. Someones there...
*sips mocha*
Hmmm. Well, I was about to go out and do some more digging into what I had Pod 153 tell you about yesterday, so I think that's what I'm gonna do.

@Tatsuya

Oh by the way, I recall there was some girl named Maya here a while back looking for you. I don't know where she is right now but she seemed to know who you were.
A Butterfly? Probably the same one that gave odd messages in Morse....
Oh, other than that, 2B I've discovered some areas around here that are great for Fishing!
Oh, I think I know that butterfly. I don't understand Morse code, so I do not know what the butterfly said...
That butterfly is a meanie.
It said some ominous words, but most people who decoded the butterfly's words knew what it meant. I only helped in decoding.
I see. You should continue your investigation into that matter then, 9S.
If you'd like, I can accompanying you after I sort out this.. card business.
I see...
Fishing?
...Tell me where, 9S. For future reference, of course.
Well, alright then 2B. Good luck with your card architecture project.

*9S heads out of the cafe.*

Oh, and thanks again @-Labrys- for the hospitality.

*leaves 90k yen on the counter*
*Pokes head back in.*

Oh, there's a nice fishing spot in Ichigaya, but there's also a nice beach nearby if you're looking for saltwater fish!

*zips back out*
Farewell, 9S!
*waves* Bye Niney!
*whistles*
*sips mocha* hmm~
Noted. Thank you, 9S. I'll see you later.

*She waves to him as he leaves. Her attention now on her mischievous Pod.*

Where did you even find these cards at..?
*whistles a short tune at Reaper*
*stands quietly*
So... what are your guys' thoughts on ramen?
Ramen is a good food
*nods*

Good indeed.
Aww... I wanted to have a Whistleing battle with Shin-kun...
I gotta agree, it's pretty good.
...Would you like some?
...Sure?
I'd like some ramen.
I Want some too! Please Laby!
I want some too
I haven't had some ramen in a while, so I'll take some.
I am indifferent concerning Ramen, since I've never had tried it before.

*2B gathers the pile of cards laid out before her into her arms as she stands.*

..Does anyone want a deck of cards before I get rid of of them all?
*dishes out hearty bowl for everyone*

*The ramen is extravagant, with chicken, tempura shrimp, fish cake slices, chives, spinach, seaweed, and bean sprouts; all in a rich chicken and seafood broth!*

Enjoy friends. It's on me.
YAY!! *starts wolfing it down*
Chow time!
Thank you very much @-Labrys-!
*starts eating ramen*
*sluuuuurp* oh, this tastes so good! Compliments to the chef! *sluuu~uurp~*
Ah, You're so kind, Labrys.
*Starts eating*
Tasty
Ah.. Thank you, @-Labrys-. Though I will have to take it on the go. Bye for now.

*Has Pod 042 hold the bowl of ramen for her as she leaves the cafe.*
*finishes ramen*
Safe travels, 2B! *continues eating*
This was really good!
Lets talk about something
*Finishes the ramen*
It is really good. It's better than all the elixir I've been drinking.
*finishes* thank you for the food, Laby! It was amazing!
I am glad you enjoyed it.

*works on cleaning the dishes*

I'm sorry I've been in and out all day everyone. How has everyone been though?
*tries to think of something to talk about* .Um... I have magical dust that makes stuff explode or freeze or spark...
That sounds good
Hey. *Takes a seat* I'll take a coffee. Cream and sugar, please.
'Ello Star.
... My aura pretty much healed the sprain by now...
*finishes*
That's hit a spot.
*puts a huge bag of money on the counter then warps out*
*sneezes ash* oops... My bad...
Hey, Kuroumi. Just woke up and got into a fight. You?
@Tsugumi-Chan Bless you
Thanks, @-Reaper-
@Tsugumi-Chan You're welcome
Came in here a while ago after killing murderous toys, Star. Usual stuff.
@Tsugumi-Chan tell me something about yourself
I pinned a guy to a tree with my javelin by accident, once, and trained that same guy... I'm also on the front box of every Pumpkin Pete's marshmallow bites.
*pours @Starwaddle a cuppa with cream and sugar, sliding it over*

Here you are Miss Star. And what is this about a fight..?

*looks downcast at the thought*
That's good i think
...I love that cereal...so unhealthy...
Yeah... I just wish they'd cut down on the sugar content, ha
Maybe i check out that cereal
*Enters in*

Hey every~

*gets lifted by his Burial Blade*

What the name of Yahar Gul is happening?!
Oh, it was something about this Nar guy. He kept summoning shadow clones or something. Heck, it still going on. But time in the Nexus is crazy, so I would be there in the past or something...*takes a sip* time and space is weird in the Nexus.
Nothing special
Ayy, Hunter!
Hey Pyrrah but why am I levitating off the groun with my Burial Blade!?
Hello, Hunter, that's floating....?
Oh! *gently places him down* Sorry! Semblance...
Yeah the Burial Blade is made of Siderite which is magnetic but this is just ridiculous!

*"swims" all the way to the counter and grabbed the counter where his sword ripped off half of his hunter's garb*
Is it chilly here?
The big problem with my semblance.... *sweatdrops*
No, I'm fine. If it were cold enough, I would've wrapped a wing around me or something.
Um... Your hunters garb...
Oh, you can do status effects? Neat...
*looks up to see his trick weapon stuck up in the ceiling with half of his garb with it exposing his body which is full of scars and giant bite marks*

that's just great...
*Stretches*

Anything for you @The_Hunter?
Where did the bite marks come from?
*still looking up*

Just some Gut Puncher please and also thank you.

*Jumps up and grabs his trick weapon and garb*

I can get it repared...
@Kuroumi
I got bitten by a giant Cleric Beasts and by a fish giant which ate me. So yeah that happened.
*downs mocha* mm... Another, please~
*Takes a last sip of the coffee*
Interesting things you do, Hunter. You seem to do more murderous stuff than me, but heck, the Maple World is full of oddities.
*slides @Tsugumi-Chan another mocha and mixes @The_Hunter a Gut Punch*

Bottoms up friends.
Any more for you Miss @Kuroumi?
But @Kuroumi that is where the similarities end. There are other hunters who love to kill other hunters even or without being drunk with blood.

*points to a arrow scar on his sternum region and one giant scare over his heart*

They love eviscerating others just for sake of see us beast hunters suffering. I have gotten more invaders because I am a Moon scented hunter.
I'll take another black coffee, Labrys.
*Walks in stretching and yawning.*

Haaaaaa~! *Rubs the sleep from his eyes.*

Hey all, how are things here?

*sits on one of the stools at the counter*
Hey @imtherealklib, how's your day?
'Ello Klib.
*Scratches his head.*

I can't help but feel like I'm missing out on something important, Hunter. Not sure what it is though. And yourself? How are you?
Hey. Just got done with some fight against this Nar guy and his shadow clones. You? *Sips coffee*
*Waves to Kuroumi.*

Yo, how are you doing?
*Looks at Star.*

Nar? Nyarlathotep?! He's back to causing trouble!?
@imtherealklib
I have met a new ally name Pyrrah.
I'm doing fine, felt like going to LeBlanc after murdering some murderous toys.
Oh, and Hunter, I believe I have a few people trying to kill me. Betraying someone isn't a good idea.
Yeah. I kicked one of the clones in the nuts. *Smiles like she didn't do anything wrong*
Then let me hunt them down @Kuroumi. The price of betrayal to humanity is death.

*grabs and wears new Hunter's Garb*
Wow, Star. Nice
And where'd you get that new garb. .?
I'll be strong enough later on. It takes time to retrieve all my powers back.
*Looks back to Hunter, still shaken about Nyarlathotep.*

Pyrrah? Who's that?

*Looks to Kuroumi.*

Murderous toys?
I am a human Great One Pyrrah, unbounded to the terrestrial plain.

*takes out his Beast Claw and transforms, one arm into a giant werewolf limb and claw and his right being more muscular and growing more fur*
Hello! I'm Pyrrha!
*Eyes go wide in shock.*

HUNTER!? WHOA! *Takes a moment to calm himself.*

Welp, a power like this certainly puts you up in the power rankings! *Smiles warmly.*
*pours @Kuroumi another coffee*

Enjoy.
And wow, hunter. Off to Beacon with you, haha!
Oh no. Oh non. Nope nope nopeeeeee.
It's kind of hard to explain them Klib, so I just call them murderous toys.
And thanks for the coffee, Labrys.
*takes a sip*
*reverts back to normality while holding his weapon*

Sorry if I worried you @-Labrys-... I can't let the ascended blood lust get into my head. But if I do... kill me.

*lets out a heavy sigh and takes a seat and begins to drink*
*Turns to Pyrrha and blushes for a moment.*

I uh...hello! Nice to meet you! I'm Kalib!
Hunter, wouldn't you just come back after dying?
@-Labrys-
And if kill me in my blood drunkness, do it in the most gruesome way ever. Make it a grim reminder so I can be human again.
@Kuroumi
Yes but, dying in my eyes is a lesson. A harsh one to some extent.
Nice to meet you, Kalib! Um... Are those your keys? *points to keys floating behind Klib*
*rests a hand on @The_Hunter's shoulder*

I'm with you friend..
*grimmace*

But I dont wanna kill my friends..not again...

*begins to back up, panicked*
@The_Hunter and you're my friend. If killing you is what you want, then I have no choice but to oblige.
Labrys...? Are you alright?
*lightly smiles to @-Labyrs-*

Thank you my friend. And @Kuroumi and Pyrrah, like the Byrgenwerth Headmaster said "We are born of the blood. Made men by the blood. Undone by the blood. Our eyes are yet to open, so fear the old blood."
*Tilts head in confusion.*

Keys? No they should be in my pocket. *Checks pockets.*

Welp...they aren't there...*Turns around.*

Okay, why are they floating?!
Oops! I forgot about my semblance! *lowers keys into your hands* sorry! I can't help it sometimes..
How does your semblance activate anyways, Pyrrah?

And I'll remember the Headmaster's saying, Hunter.
*Returns the keys to his pockets with a warm smile.*

Your semblance? You can make things float?
*stumbles in mumbling something about butterflies and Latin*
Oh, Hello Kuu.
*Looks at Kuu, ready to grab him if he starts to fall.*

You okay buddy? You seem pretty out of it!
*perking up*

Hey Kuro. Do you know if they have one of those entertainment devices around here? I tried to get one at a garage sale but they didn't have any.

*noticing Klib*
I'll be fine large guy.... But I really hate butterflies now.
*looks to @-Labrys-*

It was a rear chance for that to happen for I have so far kept my blood lust very low by the use of sedatives and antidotes. So don't worry of the grim notion of killing me. My other hunter friends like Alfred had to do it.
*warps in* HI Everyone! Hi Kuu-kun!
*runs up and glomps Envy, nibbling his ear a bit*
'Ello Nanaka.

And sorry Kuu, I don't think there is one around here.
*sighs and gives in to Nanaka's embrace*

You do remember you're not supposed to touch me right? Angry Robot sure regretted doing it.
I Don't Care! I'm happy to see Kazy!
*Smiles at Kuu.*

Well, so long as you're alright, then that's fine.
OOC Kuu-kun, not Kazy Derp
You really just don't care in the slightest, do you Nanaka?

Well, I guess you're right though... I'm starting to see why they didn't want me in a fight.
Not really! Kuu-kun is my friend after all!
*sighs and hugs myself, leaning against the counter with my hip*

Ah hello everyone. Can I get y'all anything?
*noticing Labrys*

Ah, Nice Robot, do you know where I can find one of these entertainment devices? I attempted to find one at a garage sale, but the apparent manager was nowhere to be seen.
Entertainment devices Mr Envy?
Yes, an entertainment device. They have all these buttons and you play little games on them. Preferably one that can be held, since I doubt the others would approve of them back home.
I am sorry @-Labrys- for giving you such a dreadful task.

*turns to Pyrrah*

How does it feel to be immortal?
Oh! Like this!
*hands Envy a 3ds with Tales of the Abyss in it*