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*sips tea*
@Bgammax I will not give you that sort of power until you prove trustworthy
*looks bored again, fiddling with the gun*

What do you mean prove trustworthy?

*misfires again, hitting an unoccupied booth*
@shiza_salad, cut your hand into this bowl and repeat after me....I will serve @KensukeKurosaki as my one lord. I would rather die then break my vow of obedience ....here is a knife *gives knife*
@Bgammax! I swear to god! Stop before you kill someone!
@Bgammax, serve me and me only, once you are free from sin, once you are pure....then you will receive power. You have another master right now, I dare not make my competition stronger than I
@KensukeKurosaki Uh...Never mind, fuck that! I'm going on another adventure.
....
Come someone please show him how to use that thing?
Geez.... Not even aiming for the FL..
....Come back again then!
@Bgammax, *instructs on how to use gun*...understand?
But first, @KensukeKurosaki, tell me what I need to do in order to gain this power without your satan-magic.
*suddenly angry*

Free from... HEY, I am a Sin, are you just trying to get rid of me?
light magic hmmm.........
Ene
*She appears out of nowhere looking annoyed*

Hey humans I just graced you with my marvelous store!

Show up or you will make I the great Ene-chan sad!

*Gives a teary look*

*Dissapears*

(Shameless advertising is indeed shameless)
@Bgammax I think you misapprehend....
*turns on the gun's safety, only half aware of what's happening*
Ok, so I just hit that switch again, and point it at someone then pull this thing
*points to the trigger*
And they go boom. Ok.
You need to reload too, stupid.
You are a sin, you embody sin, but you have a master.........break free from them. If you eer do that, you will be rewarded, just because you are a sin, does not mean you have to be sinful.....I can show you amazing things...your power as a sin. oh, it is marvelous, my dark magic would be even stronger...
@Bgammax, correct
You all are very boring.
You know what? Screw it, I'm just gonna go and find it later. I'll be back, eventually. If you need me, just summon me , or something.
....Hey, I could be out there killing demons and vengful spirits but I told Lab i would look over the place for her
*looking like he didn't understand that last speech at all*

OK, yeah, got it. And I agree with garage lady, this thing is boring

*freezes the gun to the floor*
*embers burst from his hand* NO LITTERING INSIDE OF LEBLANC
*sighs* fine

*unfreezes the gun and responsibly puts it into the trash bin before attempting to play with his Game Boy again.*

Wasn't that your first order?
Now I remember why I don't get out more.
No that is store rules, feel free to litter but I will punish you, You will know when it's an order, I will specifically say, I order you to....
*looks up from his Gameboy*

Fine, at least we have the conditions figured out.
Who the hell needs 50 of the same item? *Sighs* I'm back, I'll order a tea.
@Kuroumi, coming right up *smiles*
I heard that businesses like to buy a lot of a thing for a discount. Maybe it's like that Kuro
@Kuroumi, here you go...*gives tea* If you ask me, buy lots for a low price and then resell individually or slightly higher, start a business
Maybe, I don't know. It was a talking parrot, called these zombie teddy bear things cute, asked for 10 of em' then kept asking for more. The 5th time he asked, I just left.
Maybe they're it's pets. Like kitties. You can never have enough kitties.
Kitties are cute, besides they will sell for a lot to demons
*looking at Kensuke in horror*
You don't sell the KITTIES, you cuddle them for being adorable.
No not the kittens, the teddy bears silly @Bgammax
This isn't any business stuff. I had to kill souls that were taking those zombie teddy bears as vessels to get them. I guess the Parrot had some use with them for business.
It's not my business, it's whatever the parrot does.
....hmmmm too bad, well I hope you find something to do with them @Kuroumi
I think I have extras from killing too many....
May I purchase some?
Oh, Sure, I need to get rid of these for more Alchemy Ingredients.
*shows money* thank you, how many will this buy
I have 4 left, so just give me around 800 yen.
*pays* thank you, these are most beautiful, i'm sure my friend will love them
I hope so. Ludibrium is filled with a bunch of toys, and I have an extra panda bear toy if you want one. Just costs 200 yen.
*enters in but ducked under the door frame*

Greetings.
@Soul_of_Cinders, welcome friend, what would you like?
*looks to Kensuke*

Same as yesterday. Cream and sugar as well.
*gives drink* Here you go, thank you for your continued patronage *smiles*
*takes a seat and drops one silver coin*

You are welcome.

*grabes the cup and drinks it through his helmet*
*continues to sip tea, and has found a book to read*
Interesting.
@RobowaifuAigis, how are you today?
*turns to look to @Kuroumi*

I have somethung for Pyrrah, the polarity spartan...

*places a Black Sepereation crystal in from of her*

Give it to her so she can return to her Remnant as a white phantom.
Is there any coffee available?
@Firematthew of course, coming right up *smiles*
@KensukeKurosaki alright. *Pays upfront*
*gives coffee* here you go, thank you for your continued patronage *smiles*
@KensukeKurosaki
I'm good.
*sips tea again*
Bumpy bump
That's I just gott word from myself, that in the 19th Dimension Lab finally agreed to go on a date with ,e.....that will never happen here though, at least one of the kens got the girl
*Pats @Ken in the shoulder*
You have my condolences
Hey, if it happend the it might happen here one day xP
I have to go now. See all you later.
Peace @Kuroumi. Anyways.... *Yes I am buying everyone here coffee again. There is exactly enough money given ahead of time*
Hm, thanks @Firematthew!
*drinks tea*
You are always drinking tea @Kotone.
She is a classy lady, what else can you say!
(OOC: When did the coffee I order for everyone go?)
She is not classy: She want to run wild in Ira´s palace. She is a wild @Kotone
(OOC: *ordered)
*gives out coffee* Here you go everyone, thank mr @Firematthew
.....Lab and Shinji....everyone rejects me....fuck *finishes Bourbon bottle*
*warps in* Big bro rejected you kuz you're a guy.
Can I get some Milk Please!
Milk coming up, Also yeah of course he did he is Shinjisexual after all!
Wha? Big bro is strait. Whats Shinjisexual?
......ohhhhh (I won't tell her bro, might ruin your relatoinship xP)
but he sure as hell ain't straight, he is....complicated
*gives milk, 20 glasses* Here you go, thank you for your continued patronage
Relationship? Big bro is big bro? Thats all big bro is, What relationship?
...
I wont ask
And big bro is strait. He's got a girlfriend.
My poor, innocent child.....ask him what it is. I will only say whether he tells you the truth....
Trust me that does not matter, Elton John had a wife and he is gayer than Paris Hilton's asshole
Shinji is very shinjisexual
*warps out*
*makes more tea*
Hey Hey, that's Bourbon not tea
@Kotone, why so much tea?
As a British person i can tell you @Hillock that someone can not have too much tea
*warps in*
Big bro says he's strait and he doesn't know what it is!
So what's it mean?
Seems as though she will never know....I suppose it is better this way, right Shinji?
I can't tell you, I promised I wouldn't......he is lying though
@Hillock Its calming.
Ah... thanks for telling me. I might try it out sometime... not now.
No, big bro isn't lying, Our souls are connected, I could have asked him without going there, I did that out of courtesy, so tell me!
@Akamoto_Nanaka, really wan't to know? Sign a contract with me! I might tell you if you do!
All you have to do is swear you undying loyalty
And perform a sealing sacrament
What is your answer?
OK! *pulls out Grimoire and casts a spell* but I'm gonna bind you to your word, If I make the deal, you MUST tell me Immediately without lying, or the contract is broken.
I recommend you do not do it, stay oblivious to your brother's actions
*enters the cafe again for the third time today* GUYS! GUYS! GUYS! GUESS WHAT?!
I'm doing it!
I will only do what I said
WAit nanaka
I will never do it without your Brother's approval, or kaz's
You people really are kinda boring you know that right?
@Shiza_Salad, whats up dude
You will agree to my terms or No contract.
I really don't give a shit @Kotone Shiomi, seriously all you do is drink tea and complain. Please just be quiet
Big bro says you have his approval.
Hmmmmmmmm @Akamoto_Nanaka, may I have some time to think?
ok I looked, the contract first....
*cuts hand over bowl*
Yes, go ahead and check, And no, no think, You're the one who brought it up. be a man and stick to your words.
Done this before?
Ok, cut your hand open and bleed into this bowl *gives knife*
*cuts hand and bleeds*
Now what?
*opens book of shadows*
Repeat after me:
I pledge my undying loyalty to @KensukeKurosaki, I would rather die than go against his word.
OOC Incredible white page lol
I pledge my undying loyalty to @KensukeKurosaki, I would rather die than go against his word.
ooc:
lol, it was a pic of the grimore from corpse party
Shake my hand *puts out hand*
*shakes hand*
* pours blood onto the Grimore*
Yo its done now n shit
Now Tell me and Uphold your side of the oath!
Shinjisexual is when you are attracted to little boys, akihiko's and are madly in love with your sister but hide it from them
also i did not have to tell you
*pours tea on grimoire*
geh... Big bro would kill you if he heard you say that... bye!
*warps away*
*Grimore drinks the tea* That book is alive you know, and waterproof
Your welcome then.
It probably loves my tea more than some boring blood.
ummmm
Study Daemonologie, it really prefers blood, since it needs it to live
I am like 98% demons.
I think I would know they prefer tea.
um, the Grimore is not a demon
It is a Grimore, which prefer blood
*wakes up after his nap*

Did I miss anything?

*picks up the cold coffee which heats up and finishes*
How would you know?
Have you ever tested it?
Or are you too busy just repeating history to actually try something new?
*The sleepy loli walks downstairs holding a teddy bear* ...
Oi thats my bear.
*frowns*
@Aergia, I installed a soundproof booth for you while you were asleep, now you can sleep in peace
@Kotone Shiomi, I am thousands of years old, besides I threw the Grimore away
If you threw it away how come its drinking up that tea?
Thank you...
@KensukeKurosaki I am three millennium old yet I look twenty five
And like 10% of my soul is as old as death itself.
Big whoop.
*she yawns* Sleepy...
*enters*
Sup, how is it?
*gives @Aergia a clean blanket* here you go
Thank you... *She climbs into the soundproof booth*
@Hillock, pretty quiet, want a drink?
Oh, yeah, Coffee, please
*gives coffee after making it* Here you go Sir
Thanks
No problem
*Drinks in silence*
Oh did you ever try for that pile of parts?
You mean in your garaje? No, I didn't got them. But I can pay.
Ah cool.
Pay now and I can get it shipped wherever you need it.
Ok. How much?
Uh it was 2.4 million right?
Maybe.
*Turns on his codec and types quickly*
Hm... bank account?
Hi guys.
"He opens and takes a seat"
I would like a coffee
Sup @Addalme!
Sup! @Hillock "sigh" i'm so tired, this palaces... some of them are really annoying...
Palaces? There arent any here now...
I was in a palace this afternoon, it was a gigant restaurant, where the enployers were... food...
Good luck with it. Need any help with it?
@Addalme here is your coffee sir
Why this!
@KensukeKurosaki thanks sir.

@hillock: I already completed it, but I have another. Looks like is something like the Pentagon... something hard and protected, if you want help me I'll apreciate it.
*smirks* Pentagon?! I can infiltrate that places with my eyes closed! Count me in!
http://imgur.com/a/aSwaz
I think we will get more customers if our staff are sexually provocative clothing
Ok, i think we can explore it a bit, to see how it is and see he security.
Heh, if you want.
But I have a very limited time, because of my job
Maybe tomorrow? How we contact?
Hm... here is my codec number...
OOC: Is this palace on Discord or here?
OOC: I usually don't use Discord so i'm new on it.
OOC: No, I ask because I dont have one. So this palace is here?
@Hillock
*hands over a slip with a number on it*
Just text that number and it will auto deduct.
*walks in cautiously, careful not to trip over anything, waves at everyone* Hello again~!
Thanks. *Types the text into his codec*
... done. My agency will pay for it.
Thanks for your patronage!
Who are you?
Pleasure doing business with you.
*Takes seat at counter* a mocha, please! Oh, and some curry, too!
Oh, and I apologize in advance if I sneeze and cover anything in ashes! It's... Not easy... *sweatdrops*
Oh, hi, sorry, i was lost in my thoughts.
Little redhead, what is your name?
Oh! My name is Pyrrha. Pyrrha Nikos. My codename is Tsugumi.
Mine is Goro Akechi, you can call me crow, nice to meet you.
*points beind Hillock* oh, um... Those wouldn't happen to be your keys floating there, would they?
Can i get you a drink Pyrrha
Oh like pyrrhic victory or something?
An nice to meet you, Crow! *smiles*
@Pyrrha Nikos... nice too meet you! Mine is William @Hillock, special ops agent, at your service. Codename is wolf.
Keys, what keys?
Well, I'm glad I meet you with this clothes and not with my... previous outfit...
Um... They're floating right by your head...

And yes, my name is kind of like Pyrrhic Victory, but I'm mainly named after the word Pyro, like Pyromaniac, due to my red hair
*turns around*
*!*
What is this?
*picks the keys*
I think something is holding the keys O_o.
Or not.
*Reappears by a burst of flames*

I greetings everyone.
Whoa!! Who are you?
@Addalme
I am the Soul of Cinders Crow, a keeper and vessel of the First Flame.
*takes a while to process info between Crow and addalme* Oh! Sorry! That's my polarity!!
Oh. Hi, Soul! *waves*
*puts the keys in his pocket*
... weird..
Theres a door yknow.
@Soul_of_Cinders i see and why are you here?
Sorry! Sometimes I can't help the magnetic field around me!
Hello Pyrrah, I managed to found of how to return to your Remnant.

*Places a Black Separation Crystal*

This shall turn you into a white phantom.
@Tsugumi-Chan are you a witch?
Electromagnetic field?!
*Eyes sparkling* Please tell me more!
No comment on the refusal to use the door?
@Kotone true: Why don't you use the door, @Soul_of_Cinders?
Oh, heavens no! I'm as much human as everyone else is! Well, where I come from that is... That was my semblance, a power that is unlocked after you have unlocked your aura.

*takes crystal*
I see... Well, it probably won't work, since my world's body mass has different distinct characteristics, and I am already dead there...
*looks at @Kotone Shiomi*

I am an amalgamation of the souls of lords of cinders who lit the First Flame.
Yes and Im the seal keeping the bringer of death from ending us all.
I still use the damn door.
Oh, i think I shouldn't ask you more about it, my apologies @Tsugumi-Chan
It affects those who are living or not Pyrrah, I've even seen a white phantom who was fat rolling.
My polarity is only usable when I have enough aura at my disposal. It's not magic, per se, but.... It's kind of like chakra, you know, but.. If my aura gets too low, my semblance will cease to work, and if I attempt to use it while my aura is at its lowest, it'll weaken me to the point of near death. I am able to perfectly control my semblance and aura output so that I don't face that problem, so I'm always at full aura. My aura is also a shield, it allows me to take lethal blows without damaging me much, but sneak attacks or my clumsiness are not affected by my aura shield. I think that's about it....
*Pays extreme attention. Seems really impressed*
I am sorry Kotone... I've been mindless since my formation.
Oh, but my semblance is also a passive effect, so metal objects will tend to float, even if I don't use it manually!
Hello Everyone.
Just wanted to relax here.
Well, i have more work to do, i have to leave.
"He pays"
Well, I'm glad to see you again, see ya.
"He leaves"
... I am really impressed by this power of yours...
I shall see more of this in the near future as well...
Thank you for explaining me! *Bows*
*Enters in happy*

Greetings everyone, and madam Pyrrah.

*bows gracefully to her*
Hi hunter! Hi Kuro! *waves*
*Turns around and looks at the hunter*

You're interesting... both not an undead nor unkindled.
'Ello Pyrrah. Nice to see you again. *smiles*
*Looks up to the giant charred knight*

Well I am not the only one who lost their humanity.

*pats on his right shoulder but got his hand slightly burned*

Immolation spell? I know that from an elite knight.
*Disappears*
OOC: Plot things. Gnight.
OOC: Goodnight
IC: I smell ascended blood Hunter..
IC: Really? Rear thing for someone to smell it.
OOC: You have a good night
... Can I get a mocha and a curry please?
I am on in Pyrrah.

*takes off his hunter gloves and walk to the kitchen to start cooking*
...hello?
Ooc lagggg
Thank you, Hunter-Kun~!
*Looks into the kitchen*

He's a unique individual... you know him Pyrrah?
Hmm.
*steals a biscuit*
...

*leaves a silver coin on the counter to pay for Kotone's bisuit*
*walks in* hello everyone
'Ello Reaper.
Yes I do, Soul! We met yesterday at Yuki's house warming party. He brought fruit and I accidentally broke a door...
Hi Reaper~!
You accidentally broke a door...? How'd ya do that, Pyrrah?
I came to work
Hello @-Reaper-

*sits cumbersome in one of the seats*
I.... Tripped....
*walks out of the kitchen with a plate of curry and cup of mocha*

Here you go Pyrrah, took me a while to make it.

*sets the dish and cup infront of her*
Thanks again, Hunter-kun!

*picks up spoon* itadakimasu~
Meow~ *he hops on a booth~*
Hey Mona, what's up?

*waves to the Phantom Thief*
*looks at Mona* oh. A cat?
Oh, that makes sense. Don't worry, I've destroyed multiple household items before.
'Ello Mona. Haven't seen you in a while.
*eats biscuit*
*Enters in with bullet marks all over his armor*

Hello everyone.
@Sentinel_Titan Hello
*sweatdrops* Erm... *awkwardly waves* hello?
Hello sir, what can I get for you?

*rests on the counter*
Hello, Armour-Wearing Person with bullet marks.
*Walks in* Hey everyone can't stay long but thought I'd drop in.
*sips mocha and continues eating in silence*
@The_Hunter
Just need a cup of black coffee

I got jumped by the Cabal when scouting in the European Dead zone.
Can i get a cup of black coffee?
Sweet Tea, Please?
Ooh. Must've been intense...
@The_Hunter Hi! Im gonna win our next spar!

@Tsugomi-chan Am not!!

@Kuroumi Hi Kuro!! stuff has been kinda busy!
Hey @Tatsuya, I got a new nifty trick

*summons a void shield and a void hammer of sol*

Spending time in the Barn got me some nice skills.
*makes herself coffee*
*jots down on everyone's order on a notepad*

Alright everyone, it may take a while.

*gets to work on making the following on the list*

I am thinking on that Mona.
*almost falls off chair* wah! The cat... Talks?
*sits quietly*
Pyrrah, That's Morgana. And Yes, He can talk.
Pyrrah, That's Morgana. And Yes, He can talk.
Im getting better too since Lucy is helping me, and being around Miss Sayaka and Labrys is good for me!!
@Tsugumi-Chan yeah he can talk
OOC: Lag Creates Double Post. Crap.