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Izanami-no-Okami
Leave me alone already! I haven't done anything to you little girl!
Izanami-no-Okami
I hate coming here!
*Izanami fades away in a cloud of fog*
Aergia
You're trying to blind everyone! That's mean!
imtherealklib
OOC: I Z A M O M M Y
Starwaddle
Reality and fantasy mean nothing to me. I have seen so many things that I can no longer tell the two apart. The truth and lies are one and the same to me.
RobowaifuAigis
... I guess I can take over from here.
*puts on an apron and walks behind the counter*
--Morgana--
OOC: WOW THAT JUST HAPPENED O.O

@-Lucifer- Bewedded, huh? you move fast, Lucy!! *he licks her cheek~* Umm.. I kinda feel like Im the girl here. *Blush~*
Akamoto_Shinji
Honestly Luci, I ain't gonna decide till I know the whole story from all sides, I don't know if you genuinely want humanities happiness, or if that's a farce you're using to gain allies, I don't know what your motives are, and I don't know where your loyalties lie. I'm an open minded person, And having traveled as many Multiverses as myself, I find trust to be a very difficult thing to give, your desires for the world sound nice, but I've seen many beings overthrow the god of that world just to find that their "Paradise" is a failure.

And honestly I have a problem with the whole "I hate gods" mentality so many have, My grandmother is a Goddess and she does her job VERY well...

So a long story short, if You are Chaos, and god is Law, then I am neutral.
Aergia
No! Kitty can't marry Lucy!
Starwaddle
That's... actually a good point...huh. *I am thou, and thou art I, social link with that guy is your new prize* ...huh...another social link...neat.
RobowaifuAigis
Neutral is a pretty good place to sit at...
Akamoto_Shinji
Neutral is my favorite place, It lets you choose which side and any time, or lets you choose no side at all if you'd like.
-Lucifer-
OOC: The classic romance between a cat and a demon

@--Morgana--
Well, it's either that, or you show me how manly you can be. *Smirks*

@Akamoto_Shinji
My motifs are what I say. I want this world to be a free one for humans and demons alike. I have suffered and died many times for these ideals... I am a god of darkness, but an honest one in my drive. Sadly... God is not your grandmother. We come from different realities.

But very well... When the time comes, do not stand in my way, or we shall be enemies.
Aergia
No! *she falls off the counter* ....
-Lucifer-
@Aergia
No one is getting married, Aeri! Yet...
RobowaifuAigis
Oh shit!
*reaches out to catch Aergia*
Akamoto_Shinji
I got nothing against you then Luci, trust me when I say, If I had to choose between Chaos and Law, Right now the answer would be you, no hesitation, However, I have time to choose, and I will take as much time as needed.
Aergia
*She lands on Aigis' arm* Ow...
--Morgana--
@-Lucifer- H-H-Huh!? uhh, I mean.. Sure!! you better be ready for me then~! *he puffs out his chest all stronglike!*

@Aergia Uhh, are you tired? you should go to sleep..
Akamoto_Shinji
I am nothing if not Cautious...
Hillock
OOC: @-Lucifer- I am a cat-human... your reasoning seems contradictory with you actions, if you know what I mean...
-Lucifer-
@Akamoto_Shinji
Understandable. You following your own whims is a beautiful expression of the freedom you earned with your strength. Though we are not allies per se, you have a Demon Lords respect.

@--Morgana--
Mmm, I look forward to it. *Giggles*
RobowaifuAigis
@Aergia
A-Are you ok little one?
Aergia
*She rolls off of Aigis' arm and lands perfectly on her feet*
Akamoto_Shinji
Thanks Luci, You got mine too, Now, Sleep calls me, goodnight.
*warps away*
-Lucifer-
OOC: Hillock What.
Ghost_Akihiko
Worry not! I am here now citizens of Leblanc! I will ensure that you all have been training properly and been eating plenty of protein!
RobowaifuAigis
Oh thank goodness...
Hillock
OOC: ^-^ lol. I'm bored. Please tell @Mako to do a phanfic about @-Lucifer- and @--Morgana--. The nexus needs it.
Aergia
*She climbs onto the seat Lucy was on*
Starwaddle
It seems I shall also have things to think about...but I am still allied with Lucifer, along with you all. It is getting rather late, so I shall retire for the night. Goodnight, all. *Walks out*
--Morgana--
OOC: OH NO HES HERE

@-Lucifer- @Ghost_Akihiko Umm.. is this another god you know, Lucy?
Ghost_Akihiko
Wait! Where is everyone going! I Ghost Akihiko have just arrived to help you all train!
Hillock
OOC: RUN!
RobowaifuAigis
....
Dear lord... What even...
KensukeKurosaki
*Flips sign to open*
Kotone Shiomi
*Enters*
Hello one and all.
I need coffee or tea.
RobowaifuAigis
Coming right up!
RobowaifuAigis
@Kotone Shiomi
*brings you a hot cup of tea*
Here you go.
Aergia
*She sleep in one of the booths*
Hillock
*enters*
Seems secure... could I get some curry and coffee, please?
Shiza_Salad
*enters*
Huh. A new Leblanc, run by Labby too. Cool. Can I get a coffee?
RobowaifuAigis
@Hillock
I'll have that for you right away sir!
KensukeKurosaki
@Shiza_Salad, coming right up!
Aergia
Zzzzz...
KensukeKurosaki
@Shiza_Salad, here you go sir....if you don't mind my asking, where did you put the book after it's use?
RobowaifuAigis
@Hillock
*brings you a plate of curry and a cup of hot coffee*

@Shiza_Salad
*put a hot coffee cup in front of you*

I hope you both enjoy!
KensukeKurosaki
*notices that it's cold* @Aergia must be cold...I'll go get her a blanket from upstairs
KensukeKurosaki
Oh hey @RobowaifuAigis, do you work here too?
RobowaifuAigis
@KensukeKurosaki
I noticed the lights were on early this morning, and people were in here, so I decided to watch the shop until my sister gets back.
KensukeKurosaki
@cool, i got hired yesterday...well not hired, it's volunteer work!
RobowaifuAigis
@KensukeKurosaki
Ah... Interesting.
NeptunePurpleHeart
*walks in* PUDDING!
Shiza_Salad
@KensukeKurosaki I'm not telling you... *pulls him closer* I still need it for my "plans." Got it?
KensukeKurosaki
@Shiza_Salad, very good sir! Please just return it when you are done. *bows*
Aergia
*The yell of the Nep awakens her. Someone play the Pillar Men theme*
KensukeKurosaki
@NeptunePurpleHeart Right here *throws pudding* You know what that means right, brought A whole truckful for you
Shiza_Salad
AWAKEN MY MASTERS! *PTSD ACTIVATE*
RobowaifuAigis
@NeptunePurpleHeart
*brings you a bowl of pudding*
Please enjoy.
KensukeKurosaki
*Plays Pillar Men theme*
RobowaifuAigis
@Aergia
Click to load youtube video
Shiza_Salad
OOC: @RobowaifuAigis Dammit, beat me to it.
Shiza_Salad
@Aergia thanks for triggering my PTSD flashbacks.
Aergia
*She sits up* Loud...
KensukeKurosaki
@Aergia, here have a blanket, it's quite cold in here *passes blanket*
Aergia
Thank you. *She takes it and wraps it around herself*
Hillock
Thanks *starts eating*
Sup @Aergia!
Aergia
Cat man!
Hillock
Yep!
AkechiHasPancakeLube
*walks in*...Honey, I'm home
Shiza_Salad
@Hillock Best cat man.
Hillock
"Only" cat man
Hillock
For now...
Aergia
*She reaches for his head... obviously she's too far.*
AkechiHasPancakeLube
I wan't pancakes, and a cup of lube syrup
KensukeKurosaki
@AkechiHasPancakeLube...........c-coming right up....sir!
Hillock
*I see @Aergia strugle, so I get nearer*
Aergia
*She pats his head*
Hillock
*smiles* Nyaaaaaa~
Kuroumi
*enters*
Hi Everyone.
Can I have a cup of coffee?
-EliteKnight-
*the door crashes open, and the knight poses rather....flamboyantly*

Shiza_Salad
*sips from coffee* Y'know, I should probably finish my cross-dimensional adventure soon...
Aergia
Good kitty.
Shiza_Salad
Oh hey, @-EliteKnight-. How the hell did you make it back here? I thought I left you in that other universe.
KensukeKurosaki
ooc: @Shiza_Salad, want me to go on my morishige account to help?
IC: @Kuroumi, coming right up!
@-EliteKnight- Looking cool
Shiza_Salad
OOC: @KensukeKurosaki I'm deciding to either restart the thread, or start a new one, cause that adventure failed.
Hillock
*enjoying himself*
Nyaaaaaa... nyaaa~
KensukeKurosaki
OOC: all you need to do is the creation charm in the book, it will give you godlike power, that book is literally worth a billion times more powerful than any character on site
KensukeKurosaki
@Kuroumi, here you go..Enjoy!
Aergia
*She stops patting and yawns*
Shiza_Salad
OOC: Even joker? Could I use the book to make me a wild card? that's kinda the whole purpose of the journey.
RobowaifuAigis
*has made herself a cup of tea, and is calmly drinking it*
Hillock
!
*looks at @Aergia*
Nya?
KensukeKurosaki
OOC: thats how i got my wild card, and my stand and my HDD form and my aura and my sembelance, the corpse party verse is op af
Shiza_Salad
So, how have you been @RobowaifuAigis? I haven't seen you in awhile...
Shiza_Salad
OOC: @KensukeKurosaki Hold up, you have a stand?
Aergia
*She closes her eyes* .... Zzzzzz...
Hillock
Nya?!
*looks at @Aergia, then regains his composture, clearly embarased*
E-Eh... sorry you had to wittnes that... yet again...
Shiza_Salad
Awww...So adorable. It nearly makes me forget that I'm a powerful maniac focused on becoming a wild card.
KensukeKurosaki
OOC: if you name it I have it....in case i need to kill user @Akamoto_Shinji
RobowaifuAigis
@Shiza_Salad
I have been fine, thank you for asking
Just relaxing mostly.
Shiza_Salad
OOC: @KensukeKurosaki so you have every stand? isn't that a bit op? also, that's coming from a person with a persona, ha on, and a stand.
Hillock
*continues eating*
So... how's everyone doing?
KensukeKurosaki
OOC: @Shiza_Salad, im not that op, just killer queen
KensukeKurosaki
@Hillock, im great, just did some exams
Shiza_Salad
@RobowaifuAigis
That's good to hear. I've been on multiple different adventures since you've seen me last. I went to another universe, crossed dimensions, killed an eldrich horror, and obtained an artifact that only exists in a single universe.
-EliteKnight-
I was not lost. Well.....I wandered for awhile, then died
Shiza_Salad
OOC: @KensukeKurosaki good choice.
Kuroumi
*Sips Coffee*
Nice of you to ask Hillock, I just came back from being killed by Alishar.
Hillock
@Kuroumi... you were killed...
*killer eyes, deep voice*
Name, direction, orders?
Hillock
I will make him/her/it pay...
Kuroumi
Oh, Don't worry, I'll kill it later. I need to learn it's strategy, and kill it from there.
KensukeKurosaki
@Hillock @Kuroumi, I have some...powerful items....whatever you need, feel free to take, just ask
Hillock
*normal* oh... ok... I can help you... you know... being a special ops agent...
Aergia
Zzzzzz...
Shiza_Salad
@Kuroumi I'm currently in possession of one of the most powerful artifacts in existence. I could wish it dead for you...for a price...
Hillock
I think I can handle, but thanks for the offer both of you!
KensukeKurosaki
@Kuroumi, during my time possessing it, I made a copy,I too have it @Shiza_Salad, The book is not powerful itself, it just cannot be destroyed, however every dark spell is inside, all of forbidden magic
Kuroumi
I think I can handle Alishar myself. I just need to use my demonic powers carefully.
Shiza_Salad
@KensukeKurosaki Dammit. Guess I gotta find another artifact that actually ISN'T a universal constant.
KensukeKurosaki
@Shiza_Salad, i can destroy the book for you, for a price
Shiza_Salad
Nah, I'm good. I'm gonna keep it. This IS the original, right?
KensukeKurosaki
Yes, i always make sure it is the original that gets returned to the core of the nexus
KensukeKurosaki
WEll, the previous core to be exact.., you can no longer go there without the power of the book
Shiza_Salad
So I can keep it...?
KensukeKurosaki
No, when you finish your adventure we will return it, however i will let you borrow my one
Shiza_Salad
Awww, I wanted my own. Fine, I'll go get my own artifact...You're gonna help me though.
KensukeKurosaki
sure thing, just tell me when
Shiza_Salad
*finishes coffee* I'll be back, I have some "things" to take care of.
Kuroumi
Have fun.
Shiza_Salad
Thank you. Trust me, this won't be fun...

*I warp away into a portal. As I do, there are loud metallic clanging noises, but then all fades to silence as the portal disappears...*
RobowaifuAigis
... Huh... That was certainly a thing... *sips tea again*
Hillock
Sure...
KensukeKurosaki
....itcertainly was...now where is my Bourbon?
KensukeKurosaki
......*looks around*
Hillock
... bourbon... I meet a detective one time, he liked bourbon
KensukeKurosaki
Who was it? I know a lot of guys on the force
Shiza_Salad
*the portal reappears, but this time there are no strange noises, instead, and unearthly silence has replaced it. I walk out, wielding my sickle, visibly bloody.*

Well that was fun. Uh...what are you all looking at?
KensukeKurosaki
*find Bourbon* there you were, *opens bottle* time for a real drink!
KensukeKurosaki
@Shiza_Salad, done with the book?
Hillock
His name was Kyle Hide. He was a detective, but now he sells to door.
Something about his team mate being in a criminal case and then he disappeared or something...
Hillock
Oh, hi @Shiza
Kuroumi
*Drink a bit of coffee*
You do some murdering? Good for you.
KensukeKurosaki
Good old Hyde, it's been a long time since I saw him, how is he these days?
KensukeKurosaki
*drinks glass, then makes another and drinks that too*
Hillock
Dont know. He goes and comes, doing stuff...
He is a troubled person, but I think he is doing fine.
Shiza_Salad
@Hillock Hello my friend. How did you get here before I did?

@KensukeKurosaki Not even close. heheheHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHA *cough cough* sorry, I must be losing it.
KensukeKurosaki
@Shiza_Salad *chants and cuts hand* Freeze! *time seems to stop for @Shiza_Salad, he cannot move*
Aergia
Zzzzzz....
Hillock
@Shiza when you are a special ops agent, you get to know the nexus. I just took the fastes way here.
KensukeKurosaki
*continues to cast a purification spell*, that book darkens it's owner, if you succumb to that darkening you will die, your soul will become one with the nexus core
Hillock
OOC: typos are here
Shiza_Salad
*whines* but I want the book...
Shiza_Salad
OOC: Completely off topic, this pfp is starting to horrify me. I want my old one back...
KensukeKurosaki
*takes the book of shadows from @Shiza_Salad* I will help you on your journey, however you cannot have this, or i will destroy you, and if you die inside the nexus core, you feel the pain you felt t death for all eternity
Shiza_Salad
fair enough. Then we leave at once!
KensukeKurosaki
OOC: lost it?
Kuroumi
OOC: You should have kept the old one. That one terrified me from when you started using it.
Shiza_Salad
I just need a new artifact. How does the necromicon work? yes? or how about the summoning key? nah.
Aergia
Zzzzzz...
Hillock
OOC: No, I prefer the non-distored one.
Shiza_Salad
OOC: @Kuroumi but this shit is nightmare fuel. It genuinely frightens me. I guess I'll put it back then...
Hillock
Guys, talk less louder: @Aergia might wake up
KensukeKurosaki
@Shiza_Salad, I am already in the possession of these that you speak off, I am the protector of the multiverses artifacts
RobowaifuAigis
Welp... Time for more tea.
Kuroumi
OOC: Late replies ends in confusion. Keep the non-distorted.
Shiza_Salad
But I'm not yelling. If anything I'm speaking less loudly than normal.
Hillock
... maybe an Orange juice would be nice now...
KensukeKurosaki
@Aergia is sloth, it's gonna be hard to wake her, but still keep it down everyone
KensukeKurosaki
@Hillock, coming right up!
Shiza_Salad
@KensukeKurosaki But it's no fun if you already have them all. I want to find my own with you. The both of us, fighting the multiverse's monstrosities.
Shiza_Salad
OOC: He yells, right after saying keep it down.
KensukeKurosaki
@Shiza_Salad, I don't have them all, and I store them in places I cannot get to alone or else I will die, either way we need to go on an adventure, this way I cannot become power hungry or turn against my will
KensukeKurosaki
OOC: an exclamation mark does not actually mean a yell, that is a common misconception
Aergia
Zzzzz...
Bgammax
*walks in, with an empty Gameboy in hand hitting buttons at random*

Is this thing broken? It doesn't seem to be doing anything....
Shiza_Salad
Again, fair enough. All I want is to become a wild card. The sooner we depart, the better.
KensukeKurosaki
@Bgammax, tried putting in batteries and a game
KensukeKurosaki
@Hillock, here you go *gives drink* Thank you for your continued patronage
Hillock
Thanks @Ken!
Hillock
Hi Kun!
KensukeKurosaki
@Shiza_Salad,I am simply looking out for the universe, I keep every single artifact in a separate universe, and in places you can't imagine, should I require your help I will happily invite you along!
Bgammax
@KensukeKurosaki
Batteries and... So these things don't just work? You have to use a bunch of other stuff? That seems like a hassle..
Aergia
*She wakes up* .... Loud...
Shiza_Salad
Hillock, I hereby appoint you to take Ken's place while we scour the universe for another artifact that won't corrupt poor innocent husbando Shiza. You're in charge until we get back.
KensukeKurosaki
@Aergia, want me to prepare a soundproof booth, I can prepare one without hassle
Hillock
*panic* A-A-Ah...@Aergia!... Did we woke you up?!
Shiza_Salad
@Aergia *whispers* sorry wonderful sloth loli...
Hillock
Wait IN CHARGE! But I dont have qualification!
Aergia
*She rolls out of the booth, dragging the blanket with her.* ....
Shiza_Salad
TOO BAD!
Bgammax
*looking up from the Gameboy*
Oh, sorry Aergia, I didn't realize you were here. Is this where you live now?
KensukeKurosaki
@Shiza_Salad, find the ever after stones, they will let you go throughout many universes
RobowaifuAigis
@Hillock
Don't worry, Labby already authorized me to do it, so you can relax.
Aergia
No. I live in a nicer place. I just sleep here sometimes.
KensukeKurosaki
I can summon you to their Dimension, however I will not be able to help after that
-Sora-
hello!
Hillock
Oh, I feel more relaxed if you are in charge, @Aigis.
Still, I should learn a bit...
KensukeKurosaki
Hello @-Sora-, would you like a drink?
Bgammax
You'd sleep pretty much anywhere Aergia, that's no surprise.
Shiza_Salad
I JUST WANT TO BE A WILD CARD GODDAMMIT!
Shiza_Salad
You're making this needlessly complicated @KensukeKurosaki!
Kuroumi
*Drinks the remaining coffee in her cup*
Is there going to be some killing in that dimension? I could help with that.
KensukeKurosaki
@Shiza_Salad, I can make you a wildcard come to the back of the attic with me, @RobowaifuAigis, can you takr the bar whileI amgone?
KensukeKurosaki
ooc:new thread @Shiza_Salad
Aergia
*she yawns* I want Mama...
RobowaifuAigis
@KensukeKurosaki
Yup, everything is under control.
-Sora-
@KensukeKurosaki yeah, some coffee, please
Hillock
Speaking about @-Labrys-, where is she?
RobowaifuAigis
@Hillock
She won't be here till later, she called earlier and asked me to help.
Kotone Shiomi
*drinks tea*
KensukeKurosaki
I'm back, how are things?
KensukeKurosaki
@-Sora-, *makes and gives coffee* Here you go sir, thank you for your continued patronage
Aergia
... *She walks to the other side of the counter*
KensukeKurosaki
@Aergia, you want anything? We have more blankets if you need them
-Sora-
@KensukeKurosaki
yeah, thank you.
*drinks the coffee*
hmmmmm, this is good
KensukeKurosaki
I have been making coffee for over 1000 years, I'm happy it's been worth it all to hear those words *smiles*
Aergia
I want Mama...
KensukeKurosaki
@Aergia, she will be her later sweetie, *gives cookies and milk* here, had these ready for when you woke up, you must be hungry
RobowaifuAigis
@Aergia
Unfortunately she won't be here until later, little one.
Aergia
*She bites into one of the cookies* ...
RobowaifuAigis
.... Too adorable.
KensukeKurosaki
....awwwwhhhh
PapaJun
*a bullet pierces LeBlanc's door and kills @KensukeKurosaki*
Aergia
OOC: Death not allowed fucko
PapaJun
*Breakes down LeBlanc's door* THIS IS A ROBBERY EVERYBODY DOWN
PapaJun
*has heart attack and dies*
KensukeKurosaki
*comes out of portal* Well that was weird
Hillock
... wut?
Bgammax
*stops looking at his game to notice PapaJun*
Oh, hey. Is that a gun? I've heard a lot about those. They're supposed to be REALLY cool.
Aergia
*Still eating cookies*
KensukeKurosaki
What a mess...*calls cleaning crew*
Bgammax
Yay

*walks over and grabs PapaJun's gun. Begins to play with it, fortunately he switches the safety on*
Kuroumi
Well then.
Hillock
... is he dead? ... I will get that gun.
RobowaifuAigis
Once again... That was a thing...
Hillock
OOC: Late
KensukeKurosaki
Hello, I was killed again, good thing I have several thousand copies in the nexus core. Yeah just take my body away, @PapaJun's too
KensukeKurosaki
@Hillock stay away
KensukeKurosaki
*takes gun*
Aergia
*Drinks some of the milk*
Hillock
But I have experience with weapons.
Bgammax
*begins sonbing when Kensuke takes the gun*

Hey, meanie. I was using that.
KensukeKurosaki
As do I, more than you
KensukeKurosaki
@Bgammax, want the gun, I'll give it too you for a price
Bgammax
Not this "buying" thing again. Garage lady took all the money I found for this

*holds up the GameBoy*
Hillock
*Codec call, he looks at it and stands up*
... meh. Got important this to do...
*pats @Aergia in the head* I have to go, bye everyone!
KensukeKurosaki
@Hillock seyaaa
KensukeKurosaki
@Bgammax, not a monetary price, I just want your service, you work for me
Aergia
Bye kitty.
Bgammax
*looks bored*

Ok meanie, what is it you need me to do so you'll give me the "gun" back?
KensukeKurosaki
Nothing at all, but you work for me, and the moment I order you, you obey...how does that sound
KensukeKurosaki
I will only have 5 orders i can ever use, so it will only be for a short while, once i have given my 5th one, you are free, you may even be rewarded further if you do a good job
Bgammax
.... You're starting to sound a lot like my dad.. He wasn't very nice...
Bgammax
Ok, if it's only a little bit I guess I can help you. Shouldn't be a problem.
KensukeKurosaki
I met your Father once, trust me I am nothing like him, I just want to protect the people I care about and I will need you to help me
KensukeKurosaki
That's good, *gives gun*..let us form a binding contract, it means you will perish should you break the contract, and I will perish if I break the contract
Bgammax
.... I get the feeling that word doesn't mean much to either of us, but ok.
Kotone Shiomi
*drinks tea*
KensukeKurosaki
I need more Bourbon for this shit....*drinks out of the bottle*....whats that face for, it's mine anyway....
Bgammax
*notices Kotone*
Hi garage lady, you seem to like appearing suddenly.
KensukeKurosaki
@Bgammax, take this knife and cut your hand into this bowl *cuts hand and bleeds into bowl*....here *passes knife*
KensukeKurosaki
@Bgammax She was sitting there this whole time actually
Kuroumi
Well, I'm starting to get bored here. I'm gonna go out and kill some Robos. Goodbye, Everyone.
KensukeKurosaki
@Kuroumi, leave some for me ok
Bgammax
She was? Huh, must be good at blending in. Anyways

*cuts his hand over the bowl*

OOOH, so this is blood. It's so red, and sticky.
Corrupted_Salad
*Enters cafe* Uh... @KensukeKurosaki? What the hell do I do now? I need you're guidance.
KensukeKurosaki
@Bgammax, we are now joined, you will grant me 5 orders and I have not only given you a gun, but a far more powerful gift, it will awaken when our contract is over, also since we have a contract expect a long nosed man to be here soon.....
KensukeKurosaki
@Corrupted_Salad here, *gives holy water*, drink this
Corrupted_Salad
Wait, he gets a contract, but not me?
Corrupted_Salad
HISSSSSS
KensukeKurosaki
Form a contract with me, I can make it so that you become a wild card.....
Bgammax
...... I don't know what you just said, but I can't wait to see how ridiculous this long nose guy looks.
KensukeKurosaki
You do not have a contract....If you form one with me you can have a wild card....
Corrupted_Salad
*A pitch black portal appears, and the evil being steps inside and disappears*
Shiza_Salad
Uh...Did anyone see an evil version of myself run in here? I could've sworn he entered...
Bgammax
*goes back to playing with the gun again, this time he ends up turning the safety off*
KensukeKurosaki
Yeah, gave him some holy water, he did not drink it though, that was born from your travelling
KensukeKurosaki
@Shiza_Salad, there is a way to get the wild card that is easy...want to know?
Shiza_Salad
FUCK. Guess I gotta go get him, huh?
KensukeKurosaki
Don't bother
Kotone Shiomi
*sips tea*
-Igor-
.....*appears out of nowhere in a booth*
Hello once again Sir @KensukeKurosaki
KensukeKurosaki
Yo, how ya doing @-Igor-
-Igor-
I was summoned here by you...For what purpose may I ask?
KensukeKurosaki
well.....
Shiza_Salad
MAKE ME A WILD CARD @-Igor-!
KensukeKurosaki
This one here *points at @Bgammax*
Bgammax
*accidentally fires the gun, hitting a bag of coffee beans on the shelf*
So THAT's what it does.
KensukeKurosaki
@Shiza_Salad, form a contract with me and he will give you one, as long as I order him to...Philemon's orders, I am a long lasting friend of @-Igor-'s master
RobowaifuAigis
.... Sometimes I worry about the level of sanity around here.... *drinks some more tea*
Shiza_Salad
I think I'd rather travel the multiverse for an all powerful artifact to make me one, but I'll do that instead...
-Igor-
....I suppose that is possible....*touches @Bgammax*, you have the potential inside you I see, this should prove easy.... Done...You have power but it is your own now, the power if the wild card..
KensukeKurosaki
Do you wish to form a contact or not @Shiza_Salad
KensukeKurosaki
Good work @-Igor- I will report good things to your master, may I ask, what of the young Elizabeth?
-Igor-
She abandoned her duties to find a way to help the human door....Alas that is all I can say
Shiza_Salad
I guess @KensukeKurosaki...
Bgammax
*seems disappointed*
........ That's it? A Wildcard? I could have just touched someone at random, 50% chance they're a wildcard and I could take it.
KensukeKurosaki
Most unfortunate to hear.....well, it is all that can be done I suppose, she must find her own way
KensukeKurosaki
@Bgammax....not quite, that is just so you can help me, the power i spoke f is different