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Hillock
*cant do nothing since he fainted*
OOC: Gnight dudes. I look forward to continue this arc. Please dont leave alone.
Ene
*looks at Kazuya confused*

Idiot I was already talking.
Ene
Ooc: good night Hillock
Kazuya
*He just glares at her with an exaggerated expression*

I meant "Talk to me" as in say something that makes sense, jerk.
...
Anyway...I'm glad you're okay now.
Akamoto_Shinji
Good! That worked! Nice to see you not dying!
Akamoto_Shinji
Welcome back Ene!
Ene
*sighs*

Honestly it's you two that are not making sense ...

*strikes a pose*

I the great Ene-chan am always fine!

*Looks around*

Hey wait a sec!

How did we get back to my shop?

I don't remember snapping my fingers.
Akamoto_Shinji
Hill did a thing, You were having a panic attack just a little bit ago.
Akamoto_Shinji
Something about being broken?
Ene
*laughs*

Silly Shinji you must have been mistaken.

It's impossible for a perfect AI like me to suffer from such human ailments.
Kazuya
Yeah, and I was having "fun" with the Wyvern.
...
Yeah, it was fun!
Ene
*Her face pales*

Broken ...!

*She quickly checks the nearest computer*

*the comouter shows nothing*

Akamoto why did you worry me like that!
Akamoto_Shinji
Looked like fun, wish I could have done it.
Ene
I'm glad you had fun with the Wyvern Katsuya.

I don't know why you like throwing yourself into danger like that.
Akamoto_Shinji
Not gonna lie, You seem to have a perfection complex Ene.
Kazuya
Because it was probably going to hurt you guys, and Shinji was with you so...I had to help somehow.
Ene
*Dramatically poses*

It's not a complex if I'm already beyond human standards!

I don't know why you guys worry so much.

We would have been fine.
-Reaper-
Nice house
Kazuya
*Points at her*

You're not beyond human standards, idiot. You're pretty simple to understand, so you can't be in any way beyond us.
Akamoto_Shinji
Alright Ene, if you say so, just remember, there's no such thing as perfection. Everything has flaws.
Ene
@-Reaper-

This is actually my shop but thanks for the compliment.

@Kazuya

*smirks*

Even if I'm simple to understand it doesn't mean that I'm the same as you. I'm an AI with a wealth of information at my fingertips while your just a human that's limited by his form.
-Reaper-
@Ene oh sorry then
Ene
Silly Akamoto I'm the exception to that rule!

Ene
Silly Akamoto I'm the exception to that rule!

Ene
Ooc: rip lag.
Ene
Reaper your mistake was fine.

*gives him a cute smile*

It's the compliment that counts!
Akamoto_Shinji
Not according to what happened today you aren't
-Reaper-
@Ene so what do you have?
Ene
@Akamoto_Shinji

*gives him a confused look*

What are you even talking about?

@reaper

This is a shop where I sell you the experience of being at home.
Kazuya
*He mimics her poses as he smirks*

Please, you wouldn't even be able to beat me in something as simple as a fight, so what makes you think you are perfect, Ene?
In the end, there are things not even you can do, and that screams "imperfection" to me!
-Reaper-
@Ene Sounds good
Ene
*glares at Kazuya*

Why would fighting ability determine whether I'm perfect or not?

In fact my no fighting stance proves that I'm not a cave man like you!

*sticks her tongue out*

I specialize in civilized behavior!
Ene
*glares at Kazuya*

Why would fighting ability determine whether I'm perfect or not?

In fact my no fighting stance proves that I'm not a cave man like you!

*sticks her tongue out*

I specialize in civilized behavior!
Ene
Ooc: great the lag is ending me
-Reaper-
@Ene i buy this experience then
Ene
So reaper do you want to use my services?
-Reaper-
@Ene Yes
Kazuya
*Keeps posing*

I'll have you know that I could talk my way out of battles, Ene, I may be a fierce warrior but I'm also a talented, charismatic negotiator!
If you don't fight, how can you be perfect if you're not good at that one thing? If you feel anger, how can you be perfect? I thought those being angry was a sign of bad self control, which screams imperfect!
Ene
*claps her hands in excitement*

So what kind of world do you want to see?

Give me the details.
-Reaper-
Something peaceful would be good
Ene
Hey stop mimicking my pose Kazuya!

*takes a deep breathe*

*tries to reign her emotions*

I can still be perfect by choosing to be above heathen behavior.

Also anger? What are you talking about?

I'll have you know that I have never been angry.
Ene
Reaper so your leaving it up to me?
Akamoto_Shinji
A perfect being would have no doubt that they were perfect Ene.

OOC I'm back for a bit!
-Reaper-
Yeah Ene
Akamoto_Shinji
Hey Reaper.
Ene
*points at Akamoto*

Listen Mister!

I don't doubt my perfection for a second!

It's you people that doubt me!
Kazuya
*Smirks*

A perfect being would never tell lies, and even if they did, they would be good at it, unlike you!

*He gets closer to her and pokes the tip of her nose*

You're pretty bad at lying, and I can read you easily. That's my one talent.
-Reaper-
Hey Shinji
Akamoto_Shinji
If you don't have any doubts, why'd you panic when I suggested you were broken?
*smiles*
Akamoto_Shinji
His other talent is getting seduced by Nanaka.
Ene
*she stumbles back from Kazuya*

*is now heavily blushing*

I'll have you know that I don't like either!

*smirks*

You know what just you watch!

I'm about to create reaper the perfect world befitting of my perfect nature.
Ene
*glares at Shinji*

I wasn't panicking!

*grows frustrated*

You know what I'll show you all what I'm capable of!

*she focuses really hard*
Akamoto_Shinji
So you're going to create nothing? You yourself said that you were the only exception to the rule
Akamoto_Shinji
Oh really, if I recall correctly you asked me why'd I worry you like that.
Ene
*Energy gathers in her hand*

I'll how all of you what a perfect being is capable of!

(The lights in her shop flicker and a breeze begins to gather)
Ene
*she appears to be struggling*

*yet there is a gleam in her eyes*

Just a little bit more ...

(The breeze becomes a strong gust of wind and now the entire store is shaking)
-Reaper-
Wow....
Kazuya
H-Hey...I don't know if this is a good idea...!
Akamoto_Shinji
*sits back and watches*
Ene
It's finally time to unveil my masterpiece!

*she snaps her fingers*

(The store remains the same)

What is going...On..

*she collpses*

Error...

Error...

Error...
Ene
(All the energy she amassed dissipates back into the surrounding area)
Akamoto_Shinji
Oh boy...
You got this Kaz?
-Reaper-
Are you alright? *runs to Ene*
Akamoto_Shinji
Reaper's got it, guess I can sit back and relax.
Ene
*Her eyes remain open but they appear to be subdued*

*continues to repeat the same thing in monotone*

Error...

Error...

Error...
-Reaper-
Oh god
Kazuya
Crap!

*He rushes at her and kneels besides her*

I knew this was a bad idea, crap...now what do I do...?
-Reaper-
Can you hear me Ene? Are you alright?
Akamoto_Shinji
*just watches as if it has nothing to do with him*
Ene
Energy ...

Overload ...

Data systems shot ...
Shiza_Salad
*Shiza, completely blanked out this whole time, only now awakens to everyone's desperate pleas*

What's going on? What did you guys do to her?
Kazuya
Energy, overload, data...

*He crosses his arm for a moment*

Cerberus, why don't you try to lick her face again?

*Cerberus gets closer and licks her cheek like before*

I don't know how to deal with someone like you...I'll find the way though.
Shiza_Salad
Goddammit guys, you fried the wonderful AI waifu. WHY? WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN!?

*Shiza falls to his knees and holds his head in his hands*
Ene
*Cerberus's lick covers her in saliva*

*She does not react*

Energy...

Overload...

Systems failing...
Shiza_Salad
SHIT! Someone help her!
Kazuya
*Cerberus whimpers, but Kazuya pats him on his head*

It's okay, we'll find a way...

*He turns to her once again*

Maybe...water? I just hope you don't die.

*As fast as he can, he gets a glass of water and then lets the water fall on her face*

I just hope something like this works...I don't want to bring out Satan...!
Akamoto_Shinji
*sigh*
Guys back up her memory and reset her using the control panel.
Akamoto_Shinji
It's pretty obvious.
*He looks like he doesn't care*
-Reaper-
Good idea
Kazuya
...
How do I even do that!?
Shiza_Salad
But...If we reset her, she won't remember anything.
Ene
*The water slides off her pallid face*

*she remains prone and dead to the world*

System ...

Akamoto_Shinji
And make sure you save the crash log.
Shiza_Salad
Don't go...Please...I..I..Love you...
Kazuya
Oh god damn it!

*He runs to the computer and connects his COMP. He backs up the "memory" inside of his device and then selects "reset"*

This doesn't make ANY SENSE, but it has to work.
Ene
System reset ...

Processing ...

*her eyes light up*

System fixed ...

*suddenly she sits up gasping for breath*
Kazuya
Alright...

*He transfers all the memories he had on his COMP into the computer*

I think that should do the trick...
Ene
*Suddenly she clutches her head*

Ugh so much information at once ...

-Reaper-
Are you okay?
Kazuya
Hey, it's better than having none.
Ene
*Let's go of her head*

*Continues to lay on the floor*

Kind of ...

*gives a weak laugh*

I have seen better days.
Ene
*gives Kazuya a pitiful look*

Even when I'm injured you still snark at me.

*dramatically covers her eyes with her arm*

What did I do to deserve this cold treatment Kazuya?
Akamoto_Shinji
Did you save the crash log?
Akamoto_Shinji
*still not caring*
Kazuya
*We walks towards her and kneels in front of her, smiling*

Well, you made me worry.
Akamoto_Shinji
*still not caring*
Ene
*looks at Kazuya with amusement*

You worried about me ???

What kind of alternate dimension did I land myself in?
Ene
Ugh reaper I'm sorry that I couldn't create your paradise ...
Kazuya
*He blinks a couple of times*
I worry about the people I care about obviously, there's nothing weird about it.
-Reaper-
Dont worry about it
Ene
*Tries to muster some of her usual energy*

Maybe if I try agian...

*Attempts to stand only to fall done again*

Why...is...this happening to me

*looks sad*
-Reaper-
Dont be sad
-Reaper-
There is always another time
Kazuya
Because you're not perfect, Ene. Don't you see it?

*He stands up again and offers her his hand*

But don't worry, I can at least try to cheer you up.
Ene
I can't help it ...

*sniffles*

I'm supposed to be perfect and yet I can't even grant your reaper.

Waht does that say about me ...
Ene
Kazuya why do you insult me like this...

*takes his hand anyone*

For insulting an injured Ene you owe her a maid dress.
Kazuya
*He pulls her up*

I'm always being honest.

*He completely ignores the part about a maid dress*
Akamoto_Shinji
Nanaka has a maid dress you can borrow, I bet she'd like that.
Akamoto_Shinji
Hey Ene! Did your system save a crash log?
Ene
What you just told me was lie!

*Puts a hand to her chest*

I the great Ene-chan am perfect!

What happened today was just a little hiccup in my programming that will never occur again.

*laughs*

So when are you giving me the maid shiw Kazuya?
Kazuya
*Chuckles*

I'll do it the day you accept that you're as flawed as a human being like me.
We're not that different in the end.
Ene
My system should have saved a crash log.

Wait a sec let me check.

*She looks up the crash log on her computer*

(The crash log lists the point of error as emotional instability. The error is noted to have formed in the previous replica. Through constant data gathering afterwards the error became worse. Power usage only made the issue shut down systems)

*face pales*

Oops Akamoto it appears that my system saved nothing of the sort.

*attempts to erase the evidence*
Akamoto_Shinji
Really? What kind of perfect AI doesn't save a crash log? My outdated laptop can even do that. *scoffs*
Ene
*eye twitches*

Well Akamoto since I am a perfect AI I have no need for such things like a crash log.

The issue that occured today so but a one time thing.
Kazuya
*Sighs and sits down, whistling*
Akamoto_Shinji
*opens grimoire and starts rhacking again pulling up the hastily deleted file*

Point of error, emotional instability,
The error is noted to have formed in the previous replica.
Through constant data gathering afterwards the error became worse.
Power usage only made the issue shut down systems.

You can't even delete your files correctly, wow.
Ene
*Mutters*

Looks like get to remain perfect.

*she presses a button to delete the file*

*something important was forgotten though*

(The computer suddenly asks her if she is sure that she wants to delete the crash file)

*Tries to wave the computer's warning off*

Dang looks like my computer is broken too. What a shame.
Ene
OOC: last post.

*Blushes*

You just pulled up the wrong file that's all!
Ene
OOC: Ignore the post I put after Shinji's.
Akamoto_Shinji
Really? The timestamp begs to differ.
Ene
*grows desperate*

The timestamp is a lie!

*gives Shinji a pleading look*

Can we just forgot all this happened and go our separate ways?
Akamoto_Shinji
*starts looking angry*
Are you really so pathetic that you need to be perfect to have any self esteem? That you'll say all these lies just to be what you aren't?
Kazuya
Shinji, shut up.
Akamoto_Shinji
Face the truth kid, you aren't perfect, and you never will be. Now Shut up and face facts.
Kazuya
*Sighs with annoyance*

Shut UP, Shinji.
Ene
*becomes pissed*

You don't understand shit about me!

*Her eyes get teary*

You don't know what it feels like to be a failure in the real world only to die and suck as bad in the virtual one!

So what if I have to lie at being perfect at least it let's me sleep well at night in this fucking shit of a world ...

*she instantly puts bother her hands over her mouth*

I've said too much ...
Akamoto_Shinji
No you shut up Kazuya, after all you said to Izanami, you just sit there and let her lie to herself and others, you know what we call people who say one thing then do the opposite? Hypocrites, that's what.
Ene
*Lays against her couch in stunned silence*

Kazuya
*He sighs once again and walks up to Shinji*

It looks like you do not understand man, I don't know what's gotten into you, but just stop right now.
Ene
*Tears slide down her face*

*She looks at both Kazuya and Akamoto with a lost expression*

Akamoto_Shinji
What's not to get? It's the truth, you don't get to pick and choose the truth, you either face it or you lie, you're so focused on being such a good guy, such a hero, such a goody two shoes, that you're endorsing the same behavior you were so against earlier, you were doing the same thing I am just a bit ago, I just did it better, and now you're angry that it worked! If that's not a hypocrite I don't know what is.
Ene
*In a meek voice*

Guys ...

Can you please leave my home.

I just want sleep.

*she turns to face the couch and closes her eyes*
Kazuya
I'm not angry that it worked...

*He punches Shinji on his face with all the strenght he has*

I'm not even angry. But what you're not understanding is that there are better ways to do things. It's not about telling the truth or lying expecting th other person to get the point, it's about helping them realize and fix their mistakes by themselves.
Yet there you are, thinking that you're right and actng as if you're helping when all of that is nothing but an excuse.
You're doing this for yourself, you're just using her to take your feelings out, you dumb asshole.
Akamoto_Shinji
Yea, that's it, run away from your problems, see where that gets you, oh wait, we already know, deeper into the endless abyss of lies and misery that you've made for yourself! Nobody pities you kid, life is hard, get over it and move on.
Akamoto_Shinji
*Takes the blow and stands back up*
Now you're the one who doesn't get it Kazuya! I don't care about helping the little twerp, I'm just sick of the pathetic attempts to lie!
Kazuya
*He rubs the back of his head*

Then go away, nobody cares about your bullshit, so go blow off some steam somewhere else.

*His expression turns serious as he glares at him*

Because you're nothing more than a child throwing a tantrum right now.
Akamoto_Shinji
You want me to go? Fine I'm gone I'm not interested in hanging around liars an delusional fools anyway.

*warps away*
Kazuya
*Sighs as he leaves*

I'm sorry you had to see that, Ene.
Shinji's being an asshole...
...
And I'm going to kick his ass next time he tries to pull something like this again.

*And with that, he's gone*
Hillock
*cold and still, Hillock's body is forgotten inside the shop... you monsters.*
OOC: I will wait until afternoon.
Yu-Narukami
*Yu walks in ans casts salvation on Hillock, the proceeds to leave*
Hillock
...hg
*Recovers*...
*looks around, then sighs*
What a headache...
*leaves*
OOC: Wasnt necesary, but thanks!
Shiza_Salad
I'd better go too...

*warps away*