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My name is Sojiro Sakura
. I'm 33-40 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Yongen-Jaya where all the markets are, and I am not married. I work as the owner of Cafe Leblanc, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I do smoke, and I ocassionaly drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Althought, if I were to fight I would settle it with a coffee
You are boss.
@boss is boss.
Thats all
Hi boss
Hey boss!
MeeM
Boss is just boss
WELCOME TO JACKASS
Boss, are you there? Boss?! BOOOOOOOOOOSS!


GAME OVER
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I feel as though all of you are ignoring the actual reference
Probably
I'll paste the actual copypasta
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I ocassionaly drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Althought, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Oh. Now I get it.
Leblanc House Blend has no weakness.
He can be my boss anytime ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... do you have a son?
Nope
do you like fake igor?
I still don't get it
Its a copypasta from JoJo's bizarre adventure where one of the villains, Yoshikage Kira, explains how he lives his life to a middle-schooler who discovered that Kira was a serial killer before Kira murders the kid.
Well ok then. Seriously though Boss is still the best Boss.