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FakeIgor's Realm of Rehabilitation
"Hello everybody, are you need of rehabilitation???"
No. I am not. Goodbye. *Leaves*
Nope. But the anons need it.
"Yes you do need rehabilitation"
*blocks the exit*
*Teleports away* No I don't, but every single anon in the chat needs it.
Rehabilitation you say? So you aim to take criminals and turn them into valuable members of society.

*eyes begin to tear up*

Good for you sir, know you have my full support. For it is the duty of every hero to protect the innocents for the greater good, and you, my friend, are doing a great good.
"Why thank you good sir, I'll be waiting here, if anyone needs rehabilitation."
(OOC: If you were wondering how I teleported I established in another thread that I had a teleporter)
OCC: i already know
*warps in*
What's this suspicious place?
Damn just what we needed another Igor
"Welcome to the Velvet Room, I am [fake] Igor, are you in need of rehabilitation?"
*notices Shinji*

Greetings, I take it you are interested in the rehabilitation this man offers? Its a truly noble goal, wanting to take the lowest members of society and turn them into truly productive individuals. It warms my heart to know there are such noble men around these parts.
@Mishimans "Welcome to the Velvet Room, are you in needb of rehabilitation?
Nope I don't.

Liquor is enough rehabilitation for me.
@George, he... nevermind
What does this rehabilitation involve? What's the method, and what's the end goal?
@Mishimans "I am offended to see that you are using other means of rehabilitation!"
@Akamoto_Shinji "You will see in due time"
*Far far away from this place*: I have this sudden urge to slap @Mishimans the next time I see him. I don't know why. I should probably suppress it for now.
Tough luck Igor the alcohol already claimed me.
"I am now sad :("
what a rehabilitation you talking about?
@YuyaSakaki
rehabilitation
riːəbɪlɪˈteɪʃ(ə)n/Submit
noun
the action of restoring someone to health or normal life through training and therapy after imprisonment, addiction, or illness.
"she underwent rehabilitation and was walking within three weeks"
the action of restoring someone to former privileges or reputation after a period of disfavour.
"a posthumous rehabilitation of the activist"
the action of restoring something that has been damaged to its former condition.
"the rehabilitation of the mangrove forests"
"I hope this definition suffices"
*turns to Yuya*

Rehabilitation is something that happens to most criminals once they are caught by allies of justice. The authorities attempt to help them change their villainous ways to become productive members of society once more. This is a great service I would be happy to assist in, if the kind rehabilitation officer approves.
Sorry, too vague, I'm already suspicious, if I don't get answers then count me out.
How do you even rehabilitate people?

This place look too shady for that line of work.
@FakeIgor i don't mean this!
i mean why are you asking this?
*turns to Mishimans, it looks like he's preparing to give a speech*

You see young lad, the government is forced to work with limited resources, thus some of their offices may not look as above-board as they are. However, this is no reason to fear them. Each kind worker aims only to improve society in the little ways they can, for not everyone can be a hero such as myself. If they were, who would I be protecting? *laughs* Instead they work to help deal with the mess heroes tend to leave behind, we can't afford the time to rehabilitate every criminal we find, so I'm glad there are others who are willing to do this great service instead.
In fact, without men like him my job would be meaningless. It is wrong to kill criminals, but by simply arresting them they would later come out on the street to perform more dastardly acts. It would become an endless cycle of catch and release. However, thanks to the fine services this man is providing, we can instead reform these criminals. Get them to change their ways and end the brutal cycle of conflict. It is men like him that truly make my job worth doing.

*eyes tear up*
In summary, we should all be grateful to have such wonderful options presented to us, it is a sign of the great times we are living in now, that we have the luxury to aid everyone in need, not only the oppressed, but also the oppressor.
Right... Nice speech... But this place isn't an offical government rehab center, It's a magical.... thing, and I don't trust it one bit.

You swallow everything you're told if someone mentions justice, don't you?
Why, an ally of justice could never lie, deceit is an act only villains feel the need to engage in. Those of us on the side of right have nothing to hide.
Nice speech but this is still a shady as fuck place.

But you said yourself, a villain can lie and say they want "Justice" and as long as they act the part, you're none the wiser...
*laughs boisterously*

Ah, a valiant attempt my good friend, but a villain cannot want to have anything to do with Justice, even in name. It is against their nature. It is fairly easy to tell an evildoer from an ally of justice as long as you watch their act.
Hahaha... You are way too gullible, and your view of morality is more narrow than the eye of a needle.

Don't blame me for when someone smart takes advantage of that.

Now, I haven't gotten any answers so, I'm gone.

*warps away*
*Walks in through the blue door* Hey why are so many people here?
Why you're just moments late my friend, I was having a fine talk with that Shinji about Justice and how places like these allow heroes like me to do our jobs well.
*warps back in*
Hey Tats.
Oh you mean the velvet room? Yeah it's pretty handy​ for Persona users. I didn't know you had one though.
Hey, isn't this that Velvet Room thing Tatsu never shuts up about?
Oh hey Shinji. Geez it's a lot easier getting in than I remember
Yea, but I'm pretty sure this guy isn't the real Igor, keeps going on vaguely about some kind of "Rehabilitation" and refuses to disclose any details.
A Per... Oh yes, that thing the other young hero showed me. I'm afraid I do not have one of those, my specialty lies elsewhere. I was referring to the Rehabilitation this fine, if somewhat odd-looking man was talking about
*gestures to Igor*
Rehabilitation? That sounds nothing like Igor. He's always going in about the nature of Persona and crap but not that. *Glares at "Igor"* Who the hell are you?

Jackman that's not what Igor does. He's an expert in all things Persona. The velvet room offers services such as Persona fusion and Transforming them into items not Rehabilitation. This guy's a fake.
*snickers*
Does it even matter if he's the real Igor?

All Igor's are shady as fuck to me.

You can't trust a shady ingle on of them.
Now now, perhaps this Igor has merely expanded his services. No need to throw such accusations around when you've barely met the guy. He seems to genuinely wish to aid those who have lost their way find a path back to righteousness.
Mishi you've only met a series of fakes. The real one is weird sure but he's trustworthy.
Barely met? Trust me I know the velvet room. They have a strict policy of not interfering with humans beyond offering aid to those who have Persona. Igor Doesn't tell people want to do he just helps them reach their goals.
Yeah right Tatsu and I'm not a shadow.

Face it Igor is an untrustworthy little bitch.
*he shakes his head* I'm not sure you are a shadow anymore frankly. And I'm positive that you're wrong about Igor.
"Please refrain from using that type of language in the Velvet Room, I only help people with achiveing thier goal of rehabilitation"
*thinking deeply for a moment*

Very well, I shall leave the matter be. You seem to know what you're talking about, and I haven't been here very long. But know that I still support your decisions strange, long-nosed man.
"Ahh, finally someone postive"
... I remember now Rehabilitation. I was wondering when you'd show up Yaldabaoth.
Your right I'm not a shadow ...

*smirks*

I'm a drunk shadow!

*laughs*
Mishi you do realize shadows can't have Persona right? At this you're more than just a bit someone's mind.
@Tatsuya *chuckles* Seems this act doesn't fool you..
Not at all god of control. I know the real deal far to well. And Jokers told me about you.

So what brings you here hmm?
OOC: k im going to end this here, you guys can carry on if you want
Dude, JusticeMan is the only person your act fools...
OOC: im too tired and i need to sleep
Tatsu but I don't have a personaaaa!

I have a ghosty that likes to follow me around.
Mishi Merlin is your Persona didn't you know? *Looks where Yaldabaoth was* guess he ran away from​ a guest of the true velvet room.
Wait... So this man was a fraud? How dare he attempt to deceive a hero. Of course I was able to see through his act. I simply hoped he would decide to be a true aid to the common good.
Dude, he's drunk, don't try to reason with him...
Reasoning​ with him while drunk got me a social link though.
*bursts out laughing upon hearing George*

Oh that's a good one.
You are a funny man...
Hmm.... I'm actually surprised with everything going on the real Igor hasn't appeared.
Nooooo Merlin is a ghosty!

I'll show you!

*Merlin suddenly appears behind him *

Burundi!

*nothing happens and he looks confused*
Mishi that's a Persona. But sure call it a ghost.
You know, I was under the impression Personas were a rare gift most often used to fight evildoers. But it seems like they just give them out to everyone here.
Well the Nexus has a lot of evildoers. And it's not so rare here in part because of Yu and I taking people into the TV world so they could face themselves.

Don't get it mixed up with some quick power up though facing down everything you hate about yourself takes strength of heart.
*laughs loudly*

Why that seems like no trouble at all, a hero such as myself has nothing to hide, I'm sure nothing bad could come of such an encounter.
Don't underestimate shadows like that. Sometimes there are things we hide so well even we aren't aware of them.
Honestly, I don't get whats so hard about it either Tats, I face what I hate about myself every day.
i get you guys discussing about "Rehabilitation", but my own "Rehabilitation" has been ended
Not everyone is you Shinji. And even if they were I bet a shadow would teach you something new regardless... Heh maybe you should back that talk up sometime?
Sorry, wasn't trying to sound judgmental. I guess I have a tendency to do that...
It's fine man I do the same thing myself... Heh guess we should both be more understanding.

"Thou hast gained another level of Death."
It's harder for me though... I'm not like you guys, I wasn't born a "Person", even now my soul is a broken mess, Understanding others is near impossible for me.
Heh you think it isn't for us? Please I've spent 20 years fighting and killing Shinji I'm a broken wreck myself... As long as you can ask questions like that you really aren't so broken as you believe is what I think.
Young Shinji, if you weren't a person I couldn't have felt nearly as much through your weapon as I did. I know you've had a hard life, but that's all the more reason to keep smiling.

*laughs*

After all, the greatest heroes often have a tragic past, its what drives them to accomplish great things.
Heh, Thanks Tatsuya, I don't know how but talking to you always seems to make things better...
No offence, but Smiling isn't something I do, And I'm no hero, don't want to be, just wanna survive.
You don't just become a hero because you wanted to. You become one by fighting to better yourself and protect those around you. And I think THAT is something you can get behind.
Maybe, only time will tell...
Yeah I agree Jackman. I didn't start out as a hero cause I wanted to I became one because it was all I could do... Course it didn't exactly work out for me but maybe things'll turn around.
I think i need one