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MMMMMM I'm in my bed...
shaking uncontrollably.

the shaking has been ongoing for about 2 hours now. I'm not cold. I am simply shaking.

there appears to be no end in sight.
No more.
please help.

Calm down. Have a cold one, nyu.
Please no
NO NOT AGAIN
Lolis beware
@Broccoli At times like these i think a hot beverage would be preferred.
@Near I AM NOT A LOLI-CON! DONT CONFUSE ME FOR MY BROTHER.
Who's your brother?
The realest of klibs.
You mean the edgiest and cringiest guy here besides Makoto Yuki?
sadly... yes.
*Lights ur bed on fire.*

Hope this helps fam. 👌
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

WHEN I GET HOME YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!
Don't punish me
FITE ME!

also btw mum says you gotta buy some cheese tomorrow.
No, stop.
Make me
Confliction
This will end in domestic abuse, nyu.
Fine. Medium? Cheddar? She say what?
Yamete onegai
@Near

I hope you know that most of the people on this site would disagree with your statement about Klib. I'd rather you not insult him and get the rest of the site to dislike you like I'm starting to.

@Siren

Are you still shaking?
MARBLE HOMIE WHAT YOU THINK THIS IS
Ironic
Delta it's a joke
At this point i believe the shaking to be muscle spasms due to low blood sugar @Delta-M

Also wooooow... my brother has friends.
Ight, marble cheese it is.

Also thank you Delta, I am curious as to what edge he's referring to though.
The sharp ones like on sharp knives
The edgiest and cringiest guy besides Makoto Yuki?
What about Eren though
or Light, or Ryuzaki
....or Near
Exactly
It's almost like they're all the same person nyu.
conspiracy thread

*x-files theme intensifies*
@Siren

He's a cool dude as far I see it. You're probably not half bad yourself either.

@Near

Wasn't a good joke. Next time remind me to laugh.
Haha?
👀F
it's occurred to me that i should probably ingest something in order to balance out my blood sugar and end the spasms.
Incest?
INGEST. AS IN EAT FOOD. ya nasty.
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Just making sure
Well that's not healthy
Why must you cross the edge line?
This went from chills to incest, nyu.

Stop nyu.
Who here is crossing the edge line boy-o? Because me thinks it be you.
Go eat some food so you stop shaking Siren.
Near is convinced that you and Klib are a Lannister case, nyu.
Delta. Odds are she's over exaggerating. And no....that only happens in the animus.
Siren is a girl then
Debatable.
Debatable.
EYYYYY BROOOOOOOSKI
Same account confirmed
If that isn't proof that we know each other that well, I don't know what is.
You two are adorable and make me wish I had a sibling my age
there's about a year and a half between us.
Does Siren is gril?
Near go read some detective novels and then come back to this account.
Inari dont you start this again.
I refuse
Best grill?
George Foreman grill?
hand pictures
Hello?? May I ask where I am?
hey. I like hand pics.

we can play it off as me just asking for art references...but...
something in exchange ecks dee
INARI! YAMETE! YA LIL NASTY!
Inari wants to draw you like his French girls, nyu.
Does anyone speak English here???
Why are you enjoying this?
nah, i'll draw him as a femboy. That's my forte.
Trapsuke!? Oh my!
Peach, You're trapped in a place of no return, nyu.

You're gonna wish Bowser kidnapped you by the end of this, nyu
SHUT UP KALIB DON'T SPEAK IT'S NAME
Please no
BOWSER??? IS HE HERE AS WELL???
I swear peach. If your face is nothing more than a mask, i may know who you really are.
Trapsuke is an azure goddess, nyu.
More like Blue Devil
A mask?? What are you saying?
Are you by any chance a fan of pasta?
Well... I do have a thing for Mario's cannelloni,so... I suppose I am??
it's funny cause the true culprit is a fan of fatty tuna
Nigga what
Reveal your true self, Mona
Do you know what you are even saying, my neckbearded friend?
FUCK

THEY KNOW OF MY NECKBEARD!
who are you really, and what do you want.
EVERYBODY KNOWS ABOUT YOUR NECKBEARD
I mean it's true. I've seen your face and neck.
I am here for one reason and one reason only.

Where
Is
Mario
I haven't! Wow!
he's got some burly man beard trying to grow... idk why
Mario is up your butt, through some tubes, around the corner and out your BEWBS
kek
WHAT IS THIS SWILL THAT IS BOILING JUST BELOW THE SURFACE NOT UNLIKE INFECTED SCAR TISSUE
I am sorry, but by any chance are you just a complete imbecile? I will have you know I have checked my bunghole twice before coming in here, and Mario isn't there at all.

YOU PROBABLY IMPRISONED MARIO, YOU FIEND!
HOW THE FUCK ARE PEOPL- google. fuck.
"bunghole"
WOULD YOU LIKE TO INVESTIGATE IT YOURSELF???
No....
You know what? I'm good.
GOOD.

SO WHERE'S MARIO???
LISTEN I GOT NO CLUE.

I DONT REALLY BOTHER TO KEEP TABS ON SHORT ITALIAN PLUMBERS.
Poor italian plumer
MARIO IS NOT SHORT. HE'S PRETTY FUCKING BIG AND LOADED, AS A MATTER OF FACT.
Marios' in the mountains try'na stop his severe drug addiction
Something about CrstaToasters?
Not drugs but steroids
His stomach is big and loaded
Listen, a couple of shrooms and tanooki leaves a day keeps King Koopa away. What are these CrstaToasters you speak of, Neckbeard-san?
Kalib did you legit forget you send me gmail and have a picture of yourself on your google account
I don't want to talk about it.
Does anyone have any food to spare?
I got bofa
What is a bofa?
DEEZ NUTZ! GOT IIIIIIII
im disowning you.
Please no edge dude
I was going to ask I be banned fer life
Rip IamThou
Such shit taste in high quality memes. Begone you thot.
We should be saying that to you
Wanna catch these hands first bucko? Mario doesn't have to always get the fun.