Welcome to Phansite archive (beta)
You'll find here all archived threads from the Phansite forum.
imtherealklib
Right...you're with ELOE....

*Kalib rubs his temples before turning to the sea of snow beasts.*

Alright. So we know nothing about our foe, other than he has the ability to spawn these monsters.

*Turning back to the group.*

Any plans?
Kuudere
*warps back to Klib*

I'm gonna eat them.
Starwaddle
We combine the remains of our snowzords into a super snowzord so that we can combat these things?
Pancake_Knight
*Pancake knight is off in the distance talking to a production manager before coming back

Oh its easy,we fight for a bit,transform,go into our zords,and use a special one time move
Delta-M
Sounds like a plan to me... I don't know how much more of this I can take to be honest. But lets do our best until the end.
imtherealklib
Kuu....don't eat strange monsters...you'll get an upset tummy. Ya crazy scamp!

*Smiles at Kuu, before looking back to Star.*

Hmm...what if we do the opposite. And each take a component Zord into battle. More units, more fire power, Papa J-...you see where I'm coming from?
Starwaddle
And then we combine them into the super one for the boss battle, right?
imtherealklib
Bingo~! Just like Pancake Knight said!
Pancake_Knight
Right! Oh by the way,I got ourselves a film crew! This episode of Snow Rangers should appear on the Leblanc TV sometime later! This is a 2 part episode with the battle with the Snow Queen as part 1!
imtherealklib
*He pauses.*

Literally when though?
Migrant
What!? *throws a snowball at Pancake Knight*

This was my get rich plot!
Delta-M
Sorry Mig. The real deal wins out this time. You could probably change some things around and still use it. I don't think people will notice honestly.
imtherealklib
Welp. We should start working on those Zords now. Leonidas!

*Kalib and Leonidas begin constructing a large Mastodon SnowZord.*
Delta-M
Right... Ramses, remake whatever I was piloting.

*Construction details go here.*
Starwaddle
*gets to work on salvaging anything she can from her snowzord*
Migrant
Curses.

Oh well, it's still a snow day.

*makes an entire poolside setting out of snow to continue watching. And throws some more snowballs at the group*
Kuudere
*giggles*

Don't worry Klib, I'm not ACTUALLY eating them. Its a lot easier than that. Would take like, weeks to finish some of them.
imtherealklib
Well just be careful, I got the gist of your powers. So be careful not to take anything that might not mesh well with you. Like say...the ability to only breath underwater...that'd suck if you took that by mistake.

*Continues putting the finishing touches on his Mastodon.*
Ira
*He makes a snowman because he's bored*

Do you want ot build a snowman...C'mon let's go and play~!

*He looks at his side, just watching*

Just when I thought things couldn't possibly get any more weird.
Nana-chan
*wakes up, and pops out of the bottom snowball of Ira's snowman*

Cold....
Delta-M
*Get's hit with some snow balls*

Mig this would mean war if we weren't in one right now... crew it, I'm getting you back.

*Returns some of the fire back at Mig*
Ira
MY SNOWMAN!!! NO!!!!!

*He holds his head as he screams at the heaven with pain and suffering.*

AND FROM WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!?!?
Migrant
*Is taking fire! So he does what anyone would do. Use Ira as Sin cover.*

Cool off, Ira. You'll melt the winter wonderland.
Nana-chan
Nana jumped in some snow, then Nana fell asleep... then everything was cold, so Nana woke up and everything was white! So Nana moved and everything fell apart!

*smiles innocently*
Ira
*He gets hit with the snowballs as he growls like a beast*

MIG!! YOU DAMN NERD!!!

*He suplexes Mig. After that, he makes a snow trench as fast as he can.*

I just want to build a snowman, god damn it!!
Pancake_Knight
@Migrant
Well I already had rights to the Snowzord,unfortunately,however Snow Rangers is now non-profit! Its on a free TV channel!
Pancake_Knight
Pancake knight sets up a small fort with heating and hot chocolate from Leblanc*

Careful everyone! Dont get frostbite!
imtherealklib
*Finishes his Snowzord.*

Mastodon power baby!
Delta-M
So do we raise money for charities and whatnot Pancake Knight?

*Zord is finished. It's a thing. Marvel at it. Delta takes some hot chocolate from the stand and sips some.*

This is nice.
LuxTenebris
*Suddenly a presence appears behind Kalib*
You didn't adjust the joints properly. It'll stop being able to move if you make them too tight.
Pancake_Knight
Of course! All profits are used to only cover costs and to fund local business!But then again Leblanc is the only business that stays around for a long time.. I might not have thought it through!
DisrespectfulOTACON
"Fuck did I just walk into?"
Pancake_Knight
Oh Lux hello! Don't worry about the physics! I put some kind of power crystal in the middle! It makes some magic stuff happen!
imtherealklib
GAH!

*Kalib jumps at the sudden voice.*

Oh, Lux! I tightened 'em too much huh?

*Produces a spanner made of darkness and moves to adjust the joints.*

Back to work then.
DisrespectfulOTACON
Why the eff is there giant snow zords in Shibuya?
LuxTenebris
Magic crystals aren't enough sometimes, I would know seeing as it's kind of a magic crystal that lets me move.
Migrant
*Gets suplexed, but the damage was done.*

This is going far better without the zords I think.
Ira
Why are you surprised? This kind of thing is normal around here.
Pancake_Knight
Um, it's the nexus @DisrespectfulOTACON anything can happen!
DisrespectfulOTACON
I-It is?
imtherealklib
*Kalib yells from atop his Zord.*

New, aintcha?
Migrant
Snow days aren't... things getting blown massively out of proportion is.
DisrespectfulOTACON
Yeah. I just wanted some cocoa.
Delta-M
Don't sweat the small stuff.... or the big stuff either new guy. Have some hot chocolate while we wait to complete this war
Ira
Of course, in fact, we have Godzilla and Gundams running around from time to time.
Would you believe me if I said we also have time travel?
Because we do, and even that is normal.
LuxTenebris
With androids walking around and giant ancient beings using magic, I'm surprised anything can be considered normal to you people...
imtherealklib
D'awwwwww~! Look at Ira not being a smug asshole for once!

*Dons a warm smile.*
Delta-M
None of it is Lux. I've just stopped letting myself be surprised on my off days.
Migrant
We also have fragments of souls, and hearts, and evil gods. Oh, and sins.

Like Ira.
Ira
Shut your mouth, fatass, go eat some snow or something, will you?

*Galres at Kalib, and then throws a snowball at him*

EAT SHIT, NERD!!!!!
imtherealklib
*Finishes adjustments and hops down, performing a superhero landing but dropping into the deep snow...and slowly climbing back out.*

What he said Lux. It's easier to just accept stuff these days.
Nana-chan
*pulls on Klib's pants leg* (You have no idea how she got on top of your zord)

Can Nana have a cocoa mister trick guy?
Nana-chan
OOC: well he WAS on the zord when I wrote this...
Randomperson2021
OOC: All right I'm back
DisrespectfulOTACON
Huh. Welp, time to get accustomed to this realm of shenanigans.
imtherealklib
*The snow hits him in the face knocking him down, laughing.*

AHAHAHAHA! Oh...you slay me Ira!

*Rolls in the snow laughing.*
LuxTenebris
Well, I actually made a friend who seems pretty normal, though they do say weird stuff sometimes.
Pancake_Knight
Okay! Lets get ready to film!
Pancake_Knight
Here you go Lady Nana!
*hands her a cup of hot coco
Be careful not to burn yourself!
Delta-M
Oh, is it time already? Time to get back to the action everyone!

*Downs his remaining hot chocolate and climbs into his Zord.*
Nana-chan
Thank you mister pointy nose!

*smiles*
DisrespectfulOTACON
*takes a big swig of cocoa*
How is everyone?
imtherealklib
It's morphing time! Leonidas, Eigaon!

*Kalib begins posing dramatically as darkness surrounds him. After a moment, he emerges, with a black ranger suit.*

Let's do this team!

*Kalib climbs into his Mastodon Snowzord.*
Kuudere
*stands up from the snow*

Oh, do I get to do things now? I think the teleporting thing's worn off though...
Pancake_Knight
Well we are missing a few people, so we will have to wait!
LuxTenebris
I don't even know what's going on anymore, first, my new friend mentions something about a cold heart in a land of ice and now when I get here everyone's piloting giant robots.
imtherealklib
OOC: PK i think some participants went to bed
DisrespectfulOTACON
...
and my attempt to break the ice was ignored...
Pancake_Knight
Ooc: we gotta do some ground fighting,
Then morph
Beat the boss on foot
Boss gets enourmous
Snowzord
Mega move
Then we will have a good Sentai episode!
Nana-chan
Hi mister scary face man...
Ira
*He laughs his ass off in an evil way, kinda. He throws a barrage of snowballs at the Mastodon Snowzord*

You really are a nerd, I'm gonna ruin that thing you're doing, you damn NERD!!!

*He then makes a gigantic snowball, and with all his strength throws at the extinct animal machine of war. Still laughing like a villain from some kind of kid show*
Randomperson2021
*sees that the anti teleporting fields are now active around the Hives and smiles, while thinking of how to deal with everyone.*
Pancake_Knight
Hmm well we need a crew of 5!
imtherealklib
*Yells to Otacon.*

Sorry. Fighting monsters.

*Kalib gets out of his zord. unmorphed, grumbling.*

Right, rules....gripe gripe, moan moan, complain...
Migrant
Just do an episode where there's a transfer of power or something.
Delta-M
@DisrespectfulOTACON

Can you fight? We've got a battle to finish right now, we're not trying to ignore you.

(Seriously, the timing was just really bad.)
Kuudere
*waves to Ira*

Brotherrrrr. YOu're ruining my fuuun... Just leeeeave it.
Starwaddle
I'm here! *Suddenly appears* sorry about not talking, i had something to take care of.
Pancake_Knight
Well we have a crew of 3 right now! We can take atleast 2 more!
Pancake_Knight
4*
3*
DisrespectfulOTACON
Fuck it, I'll fight!
imtherealklib
Nana-chan, do you want to fight the bad guys too?
Pancake_Knight
We could have more rangers!
Nana-chan
Nana can fight!
Ira
Shut up, Kuu! I do what I want because I'm older!
Migrant
I'm going to keep throwing snowballs at the bad guys because I like feeling involved.
LuxTenebris
I'll help if I need to, but I'm only here to make sure you people don't die.
Migrant
*There's a literal pause, then he throws a snowball at Ira*
Starwaddle
So, is everyone ready? *Pulls out a flame thrower* because I'm ready.
imtherealklib
*Gives Nana-chan a warm smile.*

Alright! You can turn the bad monsters into chocolate right?
Raven_K
I'm still needed?
I'm still recovering from that last one XD
Pancake_Knight
Okay lets start the episode!
Nana-chan
Yes! Chocolate bad guys!
Pancake_Knight
[In the aftermath of the last episode]
The Snowzord and the Snow Queen has teamed up against an unknown threat,looming over the distance!
Delta-M
Just a little more Raven, and then we can claim our victory! Be ready everyone!

*He waits for the snow creatures to start attacking again...*
Randomperson2021
Ready? Good. Now DIIEE!!

*a swarm of 10 thousand Zerglings supported by thousands of Banelings charge*
DisrespectfulOTACON
I know jack shit about piloting a "Zord" but I have a Revolver and a Knife, if that can help.
Ira
*His anger somehow melts the ice of the snowball that hit his face*

You're so dead, Mig!!!
imtherealklib
Take it easy if you need to Raven.

*Gets into position.*

Let's do this Snow Rangers!
Pancake_Knight
Okay everyone we should power up!

Its morphing time!
Raven_K
I'll do my best.
*Flinches at her sudden movement*
imtherealklib
Pft. Just ten thousand? Leonidas! Let's rock!

*Kalib brandishes his spear as Leonidas appears, the two of them rushing at the small fry and slashing away, back to back.*
Delta-M
*Insert transformation sequence that actually doesn't do anything because we're already in costume*
Starwaddle
*rushes into battle with her flame thrower...it doesn't take a genius to figure out what happens next*
Randomperson2021
Let's see. Every Zergling that dies is brought back to life every 30 seconds at the nearest Hive, Lair or Hatchery, up to a max of 15 per Hive Lair and Hatchery. I got 100 Hives ssssooooooooooo......... Hmmmm......... I give up. The math isn't important anyways.
Pancake_Knight
Transform with the power of your personas! Or the power of your heart!
Randomperson2021
Oh fun fact
imtherealklib
OOC: OH NOW WE MORPH!

It's morphing time! Leonidas, Eigaon!

*Kalib begins posing dramatically as darkness surrounds him. After a moment, he emerges, with a black ranger suit.*

Let's do this team! ...Again!
Kuudere
*sighs*

All these things are so weak... I'm gonna kill them now

*runs into the swarm, draining every Zerg that comes into contact with him*
Migrant
Better plan, Ira. Let's kill zerglings instead. *snowball barrage!*
Pancake_Knight
Pancake knight Transform!

*Pancake knight has a burst of light*

By the Power of Pancakes!
Randomperson2021
Banelings explode in a shower of acid when killed. This acid can be modified to cover a larger area, deal more damage or heal nearby Zerg. I've chosen to have it heal my Zerg.
Raven_K
Yay...
*Deadpan as she nurses her bruises*
LuxTenebris
*Lux stands behind the group*
Whatever...
Pancake_Knight
*Pancake knight is covered in a new white suit

Okay white ranger ready!
Nana-chan
*Runs into the enemies, everything she touches turns into a chocolate Statue*

WHeeeeeeee!!!!
Ira
WHAT THE FUCK AR-screw it.
*Snowball barrage attack!*
Tatsuya
*Walks in and stares at the zerg* Guys why are using snow against those? They look dangerous for the average person... That this place should be full of where are they?
DisrespectfulOTACON
*spins his revolver on his finger and brandishes his knife in his other hand.*
This gun. Is the best gun. IN ZA WARUDO!
imtherealklib
*Still slicing fools left and right, with Leonidas at his back.*

Black Ranger, SUPER ready!
Randomperson2021
RAVAGERS!! OPEN FIRE!!

*a swarm of 500 thousand Ravagers start bombarding on the heroes.*
Pancake_Knight
Don't worry Tatsuya! Its all television magic! I think!
Tatsuya
Also why are wearing Sentai suits? They look Siller than thief clothes... Do they provide great power?
Nana-chan
*runs up to Tatsuya*
Ta-chi!!!
*hugs his leg*
Pancake_Knight
Rangers! We must cut a path to @Randomperson2021!
*Pancake knight starts cutting through zerg with a laser beam
Starwaddle
Time for me to power up! *Changes into a white and blue Queen's outfit* now then, I think it's time I show you what this Queen can do! *Suddenly disappears, then reappears on her rebuilt castle* cannons, fire! *All cannons fire at the Zerg*
Tatsuya
*Looks over at the ravagers and summons Apollo to throw a wave of nuclear fire at them* Right I'm sure Goro.
Randomperson2021
Another fun fact
DisrespectfulOTACON
*is shooting things left and right*
imtherealklib
Absolutely not Tatsu, this is purely for show!

*Takes damage from the barrage.*

Alright, time for some payback! SPARTAN RAIN!

*The spectral spartan begins tossing a rain of spears at the ravagers.*
Tatsuya
*Leans down and hugs her* Ta-chi? That's a new one Nana-chan.
Delta-M
Take em down Ramses!

*The Pharaoh begins knocking Zerg left and right with its staff as Delta goes on the offensive. He seems to be in a Red Ranger costume now for some reason. Complete with brass knuckles.*
Randomperson2021
Omegalisks are twice the size of Ultralisks which are already the size of a building.

*horde of 5000 Omegalisks roar*

Have fun.
Pancake_Knight
Im not Goro! I am Pancake Knight!

Kalib! Im going to jump on you get ready!
imtherealklib
OOC: tfw the zerg are probly gonna be tougher than Thotiah or Narcissus.
Migrant
I think snowballs are not very effective at that size...
imtherealklib
*Kalib grabs Leo's shield, ready to be a platform.*

GO FOR IT PK!
Nana-chan
Ehehehe! *picks up some snow and turns it to chocolate*
Here Ta-chi!
*holds the chocolate up to Tatsuya*
Pancake_Knight
Don't worry they are made out of snow!
Randomperson2021
RAVAGERS! BURROW!

*the Ravagers burrow into the ground, the incoming spears doing little damage. The Ravagers then pop out of the ground and resume bombardment*
Tatsuya
Sorry Pancake Knight. You look a lot like him is all. And really just for show? At least the Thief clothes give us some powers.
Starwaddle
Prepare to move out! *Suddenly, the castle is moving towards @Randomperson2021 on tank treads* I didn't say to move out now, but I guess this works too!
Delta-M
I think it's time for Zords!

*Get's into his... whatever animal it is and starts to pilot it. He fires ice lasers at the Omegalisks and barrages them with a physical assault.*
Pancake_Knight
*Pancake knight runs and jumps onto the shield, while in the air he does a backflip and does a cool pose,while firing at zerg
Raven_K
*Stumbling her way across the field, Raven struggles to keep up*
I guess I can keep supporting them as much as I can...
Randomperson2021
*sees the castle heading towards him and smiles.*

Foolish girl. Doesn't she realise there's several Hatcheries in there, ready to wreck havoc? Oh well.

*snaps fingers and the Zerg in Stars castle start cutting down everyone inside*
Pancake_Knight
Well everything here is mostly TV magic @Tatsuya, I am always wearing my theif suit however! Even though I dont have a persona!
imtherealklib
Black Ranger moving to Zord combat!

*Kalib runs towards his Zord and Leo springboards him into the cockpit.*

MASTODON POWER!

*The Mastodon begins freezing any remaining small fry with its freeze breath.*
Tatsuya
*Eats the chocolate* Huh pretty good kid. *His clothes blur into a red long coat with black leather armour and a Phoniex mask covers his face*

That's as silly as I'll go. *Sravasti Appears and summons Spears of rock from beneath them to impale some Ravagers*
Ira
*He takes a bunch of snow and creates a completely functional Duel Disk and deck. He puts in on and draws 5 snow cards*

I normal summon Asshat in Attack position!!

*Suddenly, the snow creates an exact replica of Delta, which begins to attack enemies at random*
Randomperson2021
Hmm. Let's see that Black Ranger hit these.

*1000 BroodLords descend and start shooting Broodlings at the Zords*
Starwaddle
Oh...neat...meh, I don't have an army in here anyway! And besides, I have a flame thrower! *Goes on a murder spree throughout her castle*
DisrespectfulOTACON
Hey uh, @Nana-chan was it? may I get some chocolate?
I want some for my 「P A N C A K E S」
Kuudere
Hmmm... Those big ones are gonna be a problem.. That would take a while. Can anyone bloww those up? I'm just gonna deal with smaller ones.

*runs over to the nearest ravager, draining any Zerg along the way*
Pancake_Knight
Everyone! Lets clear a path towards @Randomperson2021! I feel we must use a fusion spell! Tatsuya! Tell us what to do!
Migrant
... Okay that's a neat skill, Ira.

*starts building a wall around the pool scene he made earlier. With ballistas. Armed ones.*
Nana-chan
*turns some snow into chocolate and hands it to Otacon*
Here Mister scary face guy!
Starwaddle
*the castle starts to run the army over, as well as shoot at the large zergs*
Raven_K
Deadpan stares at the current battle*
This is so beyond me right now...
Randomperson2021
Ooooooh a card game? Very well then!

*draws 5 cards*

I activate Foolish Burial and send Alien Warrior to my grave. Then I summon Alien Anniomite and use its effect to bring back Alien Warrior! Then I tune my Alien Anniomite with my Alien Warrior to Syncho Summon Cosmic Fortress Gol'Gar! In attack mode!
Tatsuya
... man why am I the fusion guy now? *He shrugs* Well I guess we could try water and ice... Drench the target first and ice tends to work better.
Nana-chan
*walks over and hands Raven a chocolate*
Here Red lady!
Delta-M
I've got your back Kalib!

*The Red Zord of unknown variety goes to assist the Black Zord. Kaboom. Slash. Pow. Fighting happens cause I'm feeling lazy again.*
Ira
*He looks at Mig as he draws another card*

MY TURN. NOW, I sacrifice Asshat to tribute summon an even better "Nerd" in attack position, "Masker Geek" come forth!!!

*From the snow, an exact replica of Mig is made. Like Delta before, it attacks at random and...yeah*
Randomperson2021
Is it too early for Plan 2712? Yeah I think it is.
DisrespectfulOTACON
Thanks.
OOC: My icon is not my mask nor face.
Pancake_Knight
Um I dont know any magic that can wet enemies Tatsuya!

*Pancake knight starts firing away
Nana-chan
OOC oops sorry
Tatsuya
*he grins* Got ice? I've got water under contract.
Raven_K
*Blinking, Raven looks down at the chocolate that was given to her. Shrugging and figuring that it couldn't be too bad with what happened so far, she consumes it*
HMMM!!
*A sudden fire appears in Raven's eyes as her face twists in anger*
MOHHH!!!
I'm so done with your snow!
*Surprisingly, Raven dashes forward into the battle, fists flying to the forming snow and shattering them immediately, fire trailing in her wake*
Randomperson2021
*draws a card*

I activate two copies of Code A Ancient Ruins. Then I use Gol'Gars effect to return them to my hand, allowing me to put two A-Counter on anyone I wish. I'll put them on Kuudere. Then I'll use Gol'Gars other effect to remove the A-Counters to DESTROY KUUDERE!!!

*EVIL MANICALL LAUGHTER*
LuxTenebris
Don't look at me, I just make voids.
Pancake_Knight
Um I dont have a persona Tatsuya!
Nana-chan
*hands chocolate to Lux*
Here mister robot man!
Tatsuya
I may have a fix there soon Lux... Someone is looking like a solid target. Not sure of her keywords yet though.
LuxTenebris
Yeah...no...
*A void surrounds Kuu, negating all magical effects*
imtherealklib
*Speaking from inside the Zord, moving his arms all dramatically and the like.*

Nice save Delta!
Nana-chan
You don't want chocolate?
Randomperson2021
*glares at Lux*

Very well then. Gol'Gar shall attack the castle directly.
Tatsuya
*he looks confused* Huh wanna fix that sometime? And sorry I just forget not everyone can do magic.
LuxTenebris
@Tatsuya
Well, be sure to tell me when you figure it out...
I know, here take this.
*Lux hands Tatsuya a strange metal ball from out of his wrist*
Another perk to being made for utility.
imtherealklib
Tatsu, you soak 'em and I'll freeze dry 'em!
LuxTenebris
Sorry, about that evil genius. Not really going to let anyone be destroyed though.
Kuudere
*stares at Gol'Gar*

Its so pretty..... I'M DOING THE THING

*jumps onto Gol'Gar and begins draining its attack points*
Delta-M
Anytime Kalib. Let's keep it up! It's almost time for the ultimate fusion!
Pancake_Knight
I would love a persona! Ive just never had the time!

Rangers! We should use our zords!
Raven_K
*Punching away another forming snow monster, Raven's eyes flicked over to Ira*
He's the one whose controlling it right!?
*Cracking her fists*
I don't care about your card turns, you're going down!
Tatsuya
*Dagada Appears and a massive flood crashes over the Ravagers* Now Kalib. And what's this for Lux? I'm guessing communication.
DisrespectfulOTACON
OOC: It's cool
I'll save this for later. And now, come Yoshitsune!*puts an Evoker to his head and fires*
LuxTenebris
A thank you would be nice you know...
Starwaddle
I will BURN! YOUR! SHIT! *starts spaming fire and nuclear attacks at the army while the castle advances to @Randomperson2021*
Randomperson2021
Ultimate fusion? Better enact plan 2712 then.

*suddenly BILLIONS of Banelings fall from the sky, bursting on impact with the ground.*

Overlords aren't meant for combat but they are good for this.
Nana-chan
*Nana-chan is now rolling around in the snow*
Delta-M
*Delta either takes the spotlight from Kalib or joins in on freezing the Ravagers. Whatever the plot demands.*
imtherealklib
Alright! MASTODON POWER!

*The Mastodon roars and unleashes a blizzard over all the soaked targets.*
Tatsuya
*he chuckles* Being a hero is an oft thankless task. But I do appreciate it Lux we don't need deaths here.
Pancake_Knight
Nice one Lux!

Megazord! Lets go!
*Pancake knight teleports away and a giant pancakes comes in and starts to squash zerg
Tatsuya
*The water snap freezes and covers the targets* Hmm haven't done anything like that for a while. I should toy with these more.
Ira
I now activate my Masker Geek's special effect! Whenever there's another "Nerd" on the field!!

*He looks at everyone, except for Nana*

I can sacrifice him to summon as many "Nerd" monster card as I draw them, ignoring their summon requierments, but, non-monster cards will go to the graveyard!!

*Masker Geek disappears. He then draws 5 cards and he summons 5 monsters*

It's a good think I don't shuffle my fucking deck, come forth my most powerful monster...that are not in my extra deck!!!
I summon "Edge Fucker", "Light bulb", "Door Knob", "Gary Stu" and "Fuck my life"!!

*Exact snow replicas of Tatsuya, Lightning, Yuki, Yu and Kazuya appear on the field as Ira laughs like an idiot*
imtherealklib
OOC: tfw when I'm not in the nerd deck but was called the biggest nerd...smh
Pancake_Knight
*the giant pancake tanks all of the banelings falling
Tatsuya
Wow I'm just edgy fucker? *He laughs* I've been called much worse Ira trust me.
Ghost_Akihiko
*In a flash of light a single figure comes down from the sky*
Worry not everyone! For I have arrived! Ghost Akihiko, defender of protein and pancakes! I am the ultimate warrior of justice!
Migrant
.... *opens fire on the overlords with ballistas!*
Nana-chan
*throws a snowball at Tatsuya*
Randomperson2021
*draws a card and smirks*

Perfect. I activate the Field Spell Otherword The A Zone. Then I summon another Alien Anniomite, bring back Alien Warrior and Chain this with the effect of the Alien Dog in my hand, special summoning it to the field. Now I can distribute two A-Counters among you all. I'll choose to out one on Kuu and Star. The I activate Double Summon. I shouldn't need to explain what it does. So I summon Alien Psychic in defense mode. And it's effect stops anyone with and A-Counter from attacking.
Raven_K
*Raven tackles the snow replica of Tatsuya down, fists flying relentlessly at his snowy mug*
STUPID.
FRIGGIN.
SNOW.
DUPLICATES!
Ghost_Akihiko
*Aki lands right in the middle of the enemy side ignoring everything as the enemies move through him*
Hey! Do you guys know where the bad guys are!
Kuudere
*a Saibamen attaches to him and he falls off the fortress*

Awwwww... Ruining my fun.
Starwaddle
Oh...well at least I can still advance! *Still advances, running over the army as the castle does. It's a passive ability that can't be stopped*
Randomperson2021
Now prepare for your DOOM!! I tune my level one Alien Anniomite with my level four Alien Warrior and level three Alien Dog!! To create a MONSTER YOUVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE!!!
Delta-M
They're the snow monsters Ghost Aki! Do stuff to them! We're almost at the final scene!

*Does more cool fighting things I'm too lazy to type up.*
Pancake_Knight
Syrup Cannons! Activate!!
*Sticky syrup makes many zerg immobile

Hahah! Akihiko! Welcome! The Snow Rangers could always use more members!
DisrespectfulOTACON
Hassou Tobi! *blitzes through some zerglings*
imtherealklib
*Kalib thinks for a moment.*

What is even going on? Whatever, forward march Mastodon Zord!
Tatsuya
*grins at Nana and casts a spell to turn the snow into balls in his hand than begins throwing them at her... Lightly* Huh this might actually be good practice.
Nana-chan
*is running around randomly*
Ghost_Akihiko
The Snow Rangers? I will assist then!
*Aki pulls out his Evoker and summons Caesar*
Randomperson2021
Lord of the Otherworld hear my cry! Descend from your place in the heavens and bless me with your presence! GIVE ME THE POWER TO DEFEAT ALL WHO WOULD DARE TO BRING HARM TO YOU!!! LEVEL 8!! ALIEN DRAGON!!!
LuxTenebris
The hell is this guy talking about anymore...?
Nana-chan
Ohh!
*looks at the dragon*
Cool!
*runs over to the dragon and touches it, turning it to chocolate*
Chocolate Dragon!
imtherealklib
Umm...Rangers...what is that thing?

*Kalib stomps Zerglings and other smallfry as the alien dragon appears.*
Tatsuya
*he shrugs* I've got no clue Lux. But it seems overly dramatic.
imtherealklib
OOC: I know now, what this feels like Nana-chan.
Pancake_Knight
*Pancake knight starts to destroy even more zerg!

We should be careful! The zerg will never end! We should conserve energy!
Nana-chan
OOC ?
Randomperson2021
And now Alien Dragons effect activates!! When it's special summoned I can choose one Alien monster in my deck and summon it to the field. I choose Alien Mars!! In defense mode! And his effect means that anyone who has an A-Counter can't use any skills or effects. Now I remove the A-Counters from Kuu and Star to special summon ALIEN OVERLORD!! And I activate his effect. Once per turn I can put an A-Counter on EVERYONE!!
Pancake_Knight
Ooc: out of character Lady Nana
DisrespectfulOTACON
Yo! Aki!
*pulls out Evoker and summons Kaguya*
imtherealklib
OOC: Saying one thing and then not having it makes sense, because you didn't see the next post.
Randomperson2021
You all realise what that means right?
LuxTenebris
*Sigh*
Xoic...
*A void appears behind Lux*
I'm going to need to keep my persona out it seems...
Nana-chan
*touches the two new aliens, making chocolate statues*
So much Chocolate!
imtherealklib
*Kalib laughs.*

That you don't get laid often Mr. Duel Master?
Kuudere
*the saibaman vanishes*

YAY I CAN DO

*another saibaman returns*

awwwww....
Randomperson2021
Allow me to break it down for you. Alien Mars prevents you from using effects. Alien Psychic prevents you from attacking. Thanks to Alien Overlord you ALL have A-Counters.
Randomperson2021
That too mister Kalib. That too.
Pancake_Knight
Everyone! Join together in the Ultimate Zord!
Ghost_Akihiko
Hello, stranger!
*Caesar begins smashing at the monsters with the globe in his hand*
Migrant
Yes, but they can summon Snowxodia, the Forbidden Zord!

*is entirely making it up as he goes!*
Nana-chan
*bites the chocolate Overlord*
So Big!
Tatsuya
Attacking isn't an effect though. I know enough of your crazy game to say that.
Pancake_Knight
Everyone has a zord! Suit up! Its the only thing that can negate the counters!
LuxTenebris
I'm going to end up exhausted if I negate all this guy's magic...
Starwaddle
So? I can run them over. My castle has the special effect of being able to damage a monster for 2000 attack points per turn. This effect can't be cancelled!
DisrespectfulOTACON
Can't we just nuke the aliens? Or tur the brood mother into chocolate? Preferably the second one, alien chocolate goes well with pancakes.
Randomperson2021
NOO! NOT SNOWXODIA!! ITS NOT POSSIBLE!! NOONES EVER BEEN ABLE TO SUMMON HIM!!
Delta-M
Everyone... There's still one thing left we can do! We have to combine! To fuse! Activating Instant Fusion. We must form the Ultimate Zord!

(Everyone in the thread on our side can be in the giant mech. Finish it with a bang.)
Ira
ALMOST AT THE FINAL SCENE!?!?!?!? THEN I'LL USE ULTIMATE CARDS!!!!!!
I ACTIVATE MY BULLSHIT TRAP CARD, "CALL OF THE SHITTY SIBLINGS"!!! This card allows me to tune my 5 monsters with one Tuner monster from my hand by sending him directly to the graveyard, so, I send my tuner monster "Kalib, Singing Four-Eyes"
When our hearts beat at the same time and we fight for shit, the future shines upon the Nerds!! Limit Over ACCEL SYNCHRO!!!!!

*The 5 snow replicas fuse and transform into a different kind of being a...a girl...Aergia in fact*

I summon my best card, "Fuck Off!!"!!!
Kuudere
*sighs*
Have you even been listening Tatsuya? One monster stops effects, one monster stops attacks. THey're independent effects. So would someone either kill the psychic, or get this thing off me?
Pancake_Knight
Akihiko,LadyNana,Ku,Tatsuya,Kalib,Delta,Migrant,disrespectful

Everyone get in the zord!
Ira
*After that, he turns around and walks away while whistling the Yugioh theme*

Nailed it.
Nana-chan
*Nana Joins the zords*
Yay!
Tatsuya
*Starts to use bottomless trap hole on Ira than realizes they're on the same side* Huh weird. *Leaps into the Zord... Somehow*
DisrespectfulOTACON
OOC: I'm take a wild guess and say @Nana-chan will make a Choco-Zord
Hubris
*Somewhere in the distance a voice is heard*
"What about me brother!"
Kuudere
Well, I wasn't doing anything anyways
*joins the zords*
Migrant
*Gets in the Zord with everyone!*

This is kinda crowded...
DisrespectfulOTACON
*majestically leaps into a mech*
Tatsuya
Huh guess there's to much flying around Kuu.
Pancake_Knight
When our powers combine!
Ghost_Akihiko
I am ready!
*Aki phases into the zord*
imtherealklib
Let's do this!

*The Mastodon Zord becomes a massive leg and joins with the other Zords.*

Lets do this Snow Rangers!
Pancake_Knight
Ooc: get in the zord Aki!
imtherealklib
OOC: Missed it by "that" much
Delta-M
Now that we've formed a new Zord, Snowxodia! The counters don't apply! Now, Snow Queen, unleash our final attack!
Ira
I like you Hubris, but I like Aergia more...
...
Don't ask

*Keeps walking away, looking back more than once*

...

Oh fuck it

*He makes SnowAergia fuse with the zords. He then gets in the Zord with everyone*
Pancake_Knight
Ooc:rip delta say the name of our ultimate zord!
LuxTenebris
It is kind of crowded.
*Lux appears behind Migrant*
Starwaddle
Come, Snowexodia! *The castle transforms into it's snowzord form and then combines with all the other snowzords to create Snowexodia, with it serving as the head*
Migrant
Yay! We got Ira to join us!

Now we're really unbeatable!
Randomperson2021
Huh. Better stop that Zord from forming. ALIEN DRAGON! ALIEN BURST STREAM OF DESTRUTION!! Tear that Zord down!

And remember, thanks to the effects of Otherworld the A Zone your Zord loses 300 attack and defense points while battling an Alien monster.
DisrespectfulOTACON
OOC:If only posts were updated as soon as a reply was posted, then we wouldn't have to keep refreshing.
Pancake_Knight
Ooc: thats the one problem with the forum rn lol
Nana-chan
*starts mashing random buttons*
YAAAAY!!!!!
Randomperson2021
No... Nnooooooo. ZERG!! CHARGE SNOWXOIDIA!! ALL OUT ATTACK! ALL IN OR GO HOME!!
Tatsuya
Snow Queen? Huh ya know the older Persona users dealt with a Snow Queen... Is that chance or did you know Delta?
Ira
*Mashes random buttons as well*

ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!!!!
Starwaddle
Everyone! Let us use our ultimate technique! Mash the buttons until they do something! *Starts mashing buttons*
Kuudere
*hits one button repeatedly*

What's this do? What's this do? What's this do? What's this do?
DisrespectfulOTACON
OOC: Truly is. Get on it Mishima
imtherealklib
*Mashing buttons he knows.*

DORADORADORADORADORADORADORADORADORADORADORADORADORADORADORADORADORADORADORADORADORADORA



DORA!
Pancake_Knight
*Pancake knight mashes all the buttons
Okay we are unstoppable!
Migrant
*Hits all buttons not colored red*
LuxTenebris
*Lux begins glowing*
To hell with your effects!
*Xoic begins increasing in size and covers the Zord, negating all negative effects*
DisrespectfulOTACON
Hidden TECHNIQUE! Major Iris!
*furiously pokes every button while screaming*
DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARRA!!
Delta-M
Pure coincidence Tatsu. Now let's see what we can do!

*Does his best to hit the proper buttons for attacking.*
imtherealklib
So who's going to shout those beautiful words for Snowexodia?!
Tatsuya
Well that's good... That damn mask sounded like a pain. *Follows Delta example*
Pancake_Knight
DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARA AS A
Ghost_Akihiko
*Ghost Akihiko starts punching buttons*
This is training!
DisrespectfulOTACON
OOC: @imtherealklib i am dissapoint. you can't jojo reference correctly...
imtherealklib
OOC: In all fairness. You're justifiably disappoint.
Randomperson2021
Alright let's see. I destroy the robot they're all dead. Fuck it, it's worth it. I activate Alien Dragons effect!! Once per turn I can remove A-Counters from the field to increase Alien Dragons attack by 300 for every A-Counter. So I remove an A-Counter from everyone but Kuu!
LuxTenebris
OOC: Lux still has the mask, they were just glowing
Kuudere
*shouting from inside the Zord*

Oh COME ON. NOW YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST Me
Starwaddle
Okay Delta, are you ready?
Delta-M
Face our power! Hailstorm's Rage: Snoxodia Obliterate!

*Insert Final Attack description here. Everything is resolved, but the bad guy escapes*
Pancake_Knight
Everyone! We have him on the ropes!
Randomperson2021
Okay let's see. Alien Dragons base attack is 3000 plus..... 9 A-Counters equals an increase of 2700... I think. No yeah I'm right.