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Ira
*Makes victory poses as he lifts Kuu up*

Alright little bro, you ready to FAAAAAAAALL!?!?!?
NOTHING PERSONAL KUU! YOU JSUT HAVE THE POWER TO DRAIN THINGS OF THEIR POWER!
I PAY 1 WHITE MANA AND CAST AJANI'S PRESENCE! SNOWEXODIA GAINS INDESTRUCTIBLE UNTIL END OF TURN!
Snowexodia Chocolate Sin Ranger Star Snow Attack! *Snowexodia punches the Alien Dragon in the face, then kicks him in the nuts, before just outright freezing it solid*
Snowexodia Chocolate.... Chocolate!
*starts turning the buttons to chocolate*
Snow Exodia! Pancake Blast!
*giant syrup canons fire syrup and pancakes
*sits on Ira's shoulders, clearly not prepared*

Wait, what? Fall from where?
Ooc: everyone say a final move!
*watches in horror as Alien Dragon shatters to pieces.*

No. Noo no no no no on no no nononononononononononononono!
Snowxodia... Self-Destruct button!

*wait how did that get there!?*
OBLITER-wait...self-destruct?
Hailstorm's Rage: Snoxodia Obliterate!
Snowxodia.... Ummm... Kill the thing?
Wait what?
Protein Packed Punch!
*One of Snowexodia's fists turns into a bottle of protein and unleashes a brutal punch*
Ira
*He gives Kuu a really sinister smile, one only his younger siblings would know of*

You know I can jump really high, right?
Who the hell out that button in here!?
*starts blubbering before quickly turning into maniacal laughter*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Did you REALLY think you could kill the Ruler of the Otherworld so easily?!

*continues laughing as Alien Dragon reforms, clearly pissed*

As long as Otherworld the A Zone is up, Alien Dragon CANT be destroyed!
*looks at Ira in horror*

Please no... I hate heights.
Huh.... maybe the self-destruct is a good thing.

Give that dragon a big hug!
Lets do it Hug the dragon!
Um....I cast Naturalize to destroy an enchantment...or in this case...a continuous spell.
Hugs!
Ira
Oh I won't but you have to repeat what Star just said, you know...our final attack.

*He laughs like an evil bastard*
Wait why are we self-destructing now!?

*Can't stop it*
*Actually casts neutralize*
*the zords left arm is now completely chocolate*
FOOL! Otherworld the A Zone is a FIELD spell! Which is like a Continuous spell, but different.
*other things and stuff*
OOC: and everyone is deeeeeeeeeeeeed
*gulps*

Snowexodia Chocolate Sin Ranger Star Snow Attack!
I cast Rain of Salt. To destroy a target land...or field spell...
Dread Burner! GO!
I cast fuck the rules, rending your Alien Dragon's ability to come back to life useless!
*jets of blue flame shoot out of the zord*
Ira
Good job little brother, I won't jump high anymore!

*He smiles at him, but...making sure he doesn't get off of his shoulders*
If this is how it ends... I can say I was proud to be a Snow Ranger.
Godspeed Delta.
We will not die here, Delta!
We must not give up hope!
Eh, I'll just get warping guy to make me another body. It'll be FINE.
*winces as Alien Dragon is destroyed*

It seem I have no choice. I was hoping to avoid this but...

*jumps into a hole in the ground*
Wait, if we are in the Nexus where absurd shit happens, can't we just make it so we survive?
I will see all of you again! In the next one!
*As Snowexodia inches towards the Dragon
*Kaboom. The Zord and Dragon are decimated but... The Snow Rangers live!? They lay exhausted but victorious?*
*rolls around in the snow*
Yay!

We survived!
*emerges in a mech suit*

I HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE! This is my HADES! An acronym for Heavy Assault Defense Eliminator Suit. Prepare to die.

*pulls out 3 meter long knife coated in a molecular disassembler field.*
Well...that was awesome...
Ira
Dying is a drag.

*He throws Kuu at the air as hard as he can before walking away*

I'm off, it was nice doing bullshit with you all for once, fucking nerds.

*He's gone*
..... Oh.

We're dead!!!!!
Oh what the hell!?
My friends..
*Pancake knight stumbles out of the rubble
We must summon Ymir...
To seal away the Zerg and the Villan
*is tossed high into the air. It doesn't look like he'll be coming back down soon*
No... No we're not. The Snow Rangers are not destined to die today. I feel something. Everyone... lend me your powers!
Ymir? Um... sure, Ymir!
Let us gather in a circle! Join hands!
HAHA! Fuck you Satan! ain't havin this boi's soul today!
*he pops out of the snow* Well that was weird and kinda fun... But I think I'm better at real fights.
This is getting kinda annoying...
I believe in the heart of the cards! I believe! I BELIEVE!
*Grabs hands with two random people!*
Villain? I'm no villain. I'm just fighting you because some guy who said he serves someone named Succuoth-benoth or something stupid like that told me too. He's the reason I'm able to do all this crazy shit!
WHAT IS HAPPENING!?

*Kalib.exe has stopped working.*
Meh give him some power Apollo. *The Persona does just that... Somehow*
Lend us all of your power friends!
Did someone said "summoning"?
*hangs off Tatsuya and Klibs arms*
Wheeeeeee!!!!
Grab hands, Hillock!
Well, we are going to seal the powers you got from him then! Along with that mech!
*Grabs hands without questioning*
Leo! Lend him our power!

*Kalib's eyes grow violent after Leonidas sends his share of power.*

Alright, I'll help you weaklings. Xerxes. Give them a taste of the divine powers that be!

*The shadowy figure emerges and sends even more energy.*
*sees what's happening and begins charging the Thanatos Cannon*
*pats @Nana-chan on le head*
I will give you my power!
*Pulls out a bottle of protein and throws it in the middle of everyone*
*Gets his hands grabbed*
Wait! I didn't consent to this!
Tch. Fine.

*Holds onto Nana-chan's hand and onto someone else's*
*looks at Nana* You sure that's safe kiddo?
BY THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!
TALOS, SHOW YOUR WILL!
*Gives part of his power, but I still don't know what is happening*
*grabs no hands other than Nana's and in fact puts the other hand in his pocket*
THANATOS CANNON!
Come, Ymir!
*walks by and snaps her fingers*
Obvious reference is obvious.
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Go Raffles! Go <Censored Due to Plot Development Not Being There Yet>!

*more powah!*
*Pancake knight grabs 2 hands at random
FIREEEEEEEE!!

*HADES fires a red beam of pure destruction*
The canon shot hits but nobody is harmed*
*the beam completely misses*
This is our power. THIS, is what the Snow Rangers are!

*A crack in the sky, followed by all the remaining snow coming together to form the King of the Frost Giants. Ymir. He blocks the canon and then points his club at the mech.*

Freeze him, Ymir!

*The mech is completely encased in ice, stopping everything from functioning and ending the fight.*
*RESIST*
What the sweet mother of *Kalib? looks at Nana-chan.* fudge...is that thing!?
Ok, now someone explain, please!
*Then all the snow in Shibuya gathers, and encases the mech, after a beam of light, all the snow and ice evaporates, restoring Shibuya to its former self
Fudge? Chocolate!
*runs to the frozen mech and makes it chocolate*
It was a war I started...and a battle we all ended...
*Kalib? approaches the mech.*

Alright Asshat! Get out of there and tell us who sent you!
....

Oh....

The snow is gone.

*looks around*

So see everyone at Leblanc tomorrow I guess?
Yes we did it...
*get out of the HADES*

Fine! I DONT NEED A FANCY ASS MECH SUIT WITH MOTION CONTROLS OR ZERG OR A CHILDRENS CARD GAME TO KICK YOUR ASSES!! COME AT ME!!

*brandishes a kusarigama*
I'll be there as always Mig.
*Even the mech has disappeared leaving @Randomperson2021 on the ground
*Turns on his light saber*
Bring it!
@Randomperson2021

(Dude this was really fun. Hope you enjoyed it as much as we did. Also we've got to wrap it up.)

That was... Oh lord.

*Delta falls to the ground, way past his limit.*
Xerxex. Give him our wrath. Abyssal Wings.

*From all angles, blades of darkness slash at Randomperson.*
*twirls an Evoker to his head and casts Armageddon at Random* Screw you buddy.
Don't use bad words Bad guy!
*accidentally stabs himself in the leg.*

Well...... That's embarrassing.
You should probably get that checked out.
OOC: Imma go slep for le nite. cya.
Everyone, he's had enough..Lets all rest, we need it
... how are you even alive? And so you know how to use that?
Give up. Tell us everything you know.

*Kalib? has death in his eyes.*

OOC: Good show pal. Fucking way to roll with the punches.
Let's call it a truce for now, eh? I can't do anymore summoning.... Or moving around for that matter.
No...
Xoic, Null!
*The void sucks in all the magic attacks*
He can't die...
Kalib calm the hell down... And what's with the new Persona?
*walks over to Tatsuya and raises her arms up, She looks sleepy*
Fuck it. *Creates a statue of Snowexodia* there. My work is done...now I have to put all the snow back...shit...
Alright alright alright alright,
*wanders on off to sleep or something.*
Look. I wasn't planning on killing anyone, I was just bored. The reason I got these powers is because some guy in a cloak gave them to me.
Hey where are you stay Nana?
What new Persona? Xerxes? This is the truth of what this asshole feels. Fine. I'll give him back.

*Kalib?'s eyes go back to normal.*

Eh? What's wrong guys? Oh! We won!?
Kalib what's​ the last thing you recall?
*Pancake knight falls asleep next to Lady Nana
(Cause we are still in a circle don't get any funny ideas)
Leonidas and I sharing our power?
Said he served something he called Succuoth-benoth, I said that's a stupid name. He said they would strike me down for my disrespect, nothing happened, he asked me if I wanted to have some fun, I said yes.
Nana just sleeps anywhere...
*leans up against Tatsuya*
Sounds like we were set up, but I'll forgive you. Just don't cause anymore trouble until the next holiday ok?
I have to go...this is getting boring and I think my new friend has something to tell me...if you need me just crush that ball in your hand, Tatsuya...
*The clicking begins and Lux teleports out*
*he shakes his head* great of course. I can't take care of a kid. And wonderful Kalib you were possessed. What's next someone gets stabbed with the damn Lance of Longinus?
*Kalib offers Random a handshake and a smile.*

Well, looks like you're free to join the good guys now!
I found a snowball fight, I joined in. Had the most fun I've had in my life. Saw everyone else was defying the laws of physics and shit and thought 'how far can I take this?' So made an army of snow Zerg, planted them across Shibuya, had fun, lost a fight and now I'm standing here with a kusarigama impailed in my leg.
*Shock spreads across Kalib's face.*

Possessed? Me? Stupid charm didn't work then...stupid fortune teller..
I can't believe a being who possesses people can possibly exist and in such large numbers, too!
*he walks over and Yanks it out than Hyperion casts Salvation on Random* There you'll be fine now.
*accepts the handshake and smiles.*

Thanks for not holding a grudge. I can be a bit...... Eccentric at times but I mean well.
Yeah you had some freaky Persona called Xerxes.
*sits down under an overhang and starts nodding off*
Yeah...to be honest, this was probably the greatest battle the Nexus has ever had. And I started it all...
Xerxes...the guy Leonidas fought in the Battle of Thermopylae right?
I'll be at Leblanc for a bit *Picks Nana up and teleports to Leblanc with a Go-Ho-M*
Now let's see.

*attempts to create a Snow Zergling but fails*

Damn it. Asshole cut off my powers. Well not all of them at least. Still got my Persona.
*while Pancake knight sleeps 2 fragments of light surround him and he mutters
Persona
*And the 2 fragments go into Pancake knight forming 2 Personas, Pancakes and Syrup twins
I should...go get my head straightened out...

*Heads to Leblanc.*
And now if everyone will excuse me, I have to put all the snow back. Come, Snowexodia! *Summons Snowexodia as a Persona and starts to put the snow back*