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KensukeKurosaki
THE KENSUKE'S SERVANT FOUNDATION
*A sign is outside a building* sign: Come in to get a job as the wonderful God KensukeKurosaki's servant today with high pay and even higher payoff
Bgammax
Well, on the one hand, I could use some money since King Frost never payed me.
On the other hand, I'd rather die.
*thinking*
KensukeKurosaki
Hello there Gamma, how are you today!?! I am here to offer everyone work, all you have to do is answer to my every beck and call, no dangerous work involved!
Bgammax
With every sentence this job becomes less appealing, and the urge to introduce you to a trash compactor increases.
KensukeKurosaki
Oh my, such a feisty one you are....Perhaps i should have you suffice some *services* for my more, elaborate, customers
Bgammax
If by services you mean a beating, maybe. Though there are still better targets than random people, I might be able to stand it if I'm payed.
KensukeKurosaki
You will be rewarded handsomely. Gamma I feel with that contract, we got off in the wrong foot, i am a new person now, a combination of my old selves, how about we have a fresh start?
Bgammax
*sighs*
Whatever man. Just tell me about it, and I'll at least CONSIDER accepting the job.
KensukeKurosaki
You will do what i say, when i say it, you need only obey orders to attack or fight other entities, orders to...Let's say, kiss another entity *giggles* may be ignored, you also have permission to kill me however you like, once a day.
Bgammax
Yeah, no. Not into the whole slavery thing, even if it's kinda willing.
Also I'm not even going to ask about that last rule. The answer's probably not gonna make any sense.
KensukeKurosaki
How about i offer you another job....This was for lesser beings anyway, you are by far superior! I simply want a hitman....That last rule still counts...You can also torture me *whispers in ear* but you don't have to take the job to do that *winks*
Bgammax
*stares at Ken blankly*
.... First, the torture thing. That's fucked up. I don't even wanna know what you're into.
Second, isn't Shiza a hired gun? Just hire him if you want someone dead. I'm sure he can handle it.
KensukeKurosaki
Shiza is... Although my trusted comrade... Unreliable, he cannot even bring me shinjisexual​'s arm
Bgammax
I assume you're referring to Shinji.
If you don't mind, I'm going to walk away, quickly now.
KensukeKurosaki
*grabs gammas shoulder* one moment boy
KensukeKurosaki
*takes a rose out of his pocket, which was empty just moments ago* Give this to a lady....
Bgammax
.... You're going to have to be more specific than. "A lady". Don't want anyone getting weird ideas.
KensukeKurosaki
Hahaha, AHAHAHAHAHA *ken continues to laugh like a madman* MY MY MY YOUNG ONE YOU ARE JUST TRYING TO GO AGAINST ME IN EVERY WAY, WHEN J SAY A LADY I MEAN ANY LADY DEAR BOY, ANYONE AT ALL, ANY LADY WHO YOU WISH ANY LADY... Athens, Rome, London, Tokyo, IKEA. The most important places in all thier supporting countries were once but a proposal, shall we build out city here. Yes you must make a proposal yes a proposal indeed i agree. My my a proposal would be grand yes yes yes.. .........Take it....My gift to you dear child *forced rose in gammas hands so the thorns break his skin*
Bgammax
*he accepts the rose, but backs away from Ken*
Ok, what the hell are you even going on about? First you wanted me to give someone a rose, now you're yelling nonsense about cuties. WHAT IS WRONG WUTH YOU?
KensukeKurosaki
HahahahahhhhwhwuMwksnwjej...... Nothing..... Think about that offer, by the way poison can be deadly, i would buy a mask.if i were you
Bgammax
That.... Didn't explain anything. I'm just going to back away now.
*attempts to leave again, still holding the rose*
KensukeKurosaki
Goodbye sleeping beauty
KensukeKurosaki
Sleeping beauty was pricked by a spindle did she ever awake, why yes her prince her prince awoke her,but you're asleep yet a prince a prince is asleep, do not wake the prince for you see he is sleeping but if the prince is asleep.who could possibly awake him?
Pancake_Knight
*Pancake knight walks in
Ooh whats this place?
KensukeKurosaki
@pancake knight MY OH MY ANOTHER CANDIDATE
KensukeKurosaki
I am offering you a job Mr pancake, where you will be rewarded very highly
Pancake_Knight
Ooh! What is this job? I could use some money! Im currently broke!
KensukeKurosaki
You will do what i say, when i say it, attack or fight other entities, orders to...Let's say, kiss another entity *giggles* , you also have permission to kill me however you like, once a day.
Pancake_Knight
Im going to have to pass! I only fight evil!
Pancake_Knight
Besides I thought this was a maid service?
KensukeKurosaki
Oh my..
But it is a maid service....I have other jobs too
Pancake_Knight
I might take the maid service as long as I dont fight!
Nana-sama
*Appears*
What's this? My prophet is declaring himself a god?
KensukeKurosaki
My my, surely the same contract applies however you just do non combat tasks for me...Deal?
KensukeKurosaki
(nana ken has been a god for a long time, even before mako)
KensukeKurosaki
Ah... Nanaka, i apologize, see....I was a God the whole time...My amnesiac self forgot this....However i forgive you.....Or will for a price
Pancake_Knight
Okay! Ill do maidly duities without fighting! Thats a deal!
Aqua
*walk into the building*

Hello I can to ask about the job position being offered.
KensukeKurosaki
Hello there, many jobs are being offered as of now....
Aqua
*Gives Ken a curious look*

What kind of jobs are available?
KensukeKurosaki
Hitman, servant, maid, spy.....more
Aqua
Am I qualified to take on the role of spy?

I would prefer not having to skill anyone.
KensukeKurosaki
.......I have a bigger job for you however
Aqua
What kind of job is it?
KensukeKurosaki
Do what i say, when i say
Aqua
*Laughs*

Wow your really funny.

*She looks determined*

Okay so what is the actual job?
KensukeKurosaki
Worth a try *leans in to aqua's ear* I need a thief...A partner in crime
Aqua
What will the crime be?

I have never stolen anything before.
KensukeKurosaki
My oh my....I need to make sure i can trust you first.....What do you think of shinji?
Aqua
*Her face turns a bit red at the question*

Well um Shinji is a really amazing person.

He is very kind and sweet even if he sometimes acts difficult.

*She looks down*

He is also really experienced in certain things.
KensukeKurosaki
If your good with shinji.....That's 1 negative point, this has nothing to do with him however so i shall continue
Aqua
Wait why does saying nice things about Shinji make me lose a point!

What do you have against him?
KensukeKurosaki
Do you know what I do for a living....Are you familiar with.....The black market?
KensukeKurosaki
*blushes* TH-TH-THERE IS NOTHING I HAVE AGAINST SHINJI WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IDEA......*to himself* god damn that shinjisexual child and all his self pity bssmjwkwk
Aqua
Is the black market a place where people sell dark magic?
Aqua
*Grows confused*

Why are you freaking out all of the sudden?

KensukeKurosaki
I'm not......
KensukeKurosaki
....J am a. Trader of some of the most dangerous artifacts in the multiverse......I am so what you might call a collector
KensukeKurosaki
Every once in a while i go in adventures to find new artifacts, whether they are owned or not.....And i am willing to buy your help
Aqua
*She places her hand on Ken's forehead*

Your burning up.

So thats why your face is so red.

*She takes on a stern torn*

You should take better care of yourself.
HibkiKuze
*Walks in* So what do you want done and how much do you pay?
KensukeKurosaki
@Aqua, so....What do you say, there is nothing you can do to stop.me, but if you come along perhaps you can keep me outa trouble
Aqua
Of course I'll help you!

*She grabs Ken's hands*

Your another one of my precious friends so I have to keep you safe.
Ira
*He claps from a distance*

Keep doing that! It's pretty funny!
KensukeKurosaki
@HibkiKuze do what i say, when i say it, pays a thousand a day
Aqua
*She instantly tenses up*

Who said that?
KensukeKurosaki
*pulls out gun and points it at IRA* hello again Friend, wanna play a game
Aqua
*She glares at the gun then glances at Ken*

Your not planning to kill anyone are you?
KensukeKurosaki
Also, that i greatly appreciated Aqua. It will be half a million per 'adventure'
KensukeKurosaki
*looks at aqua then pulls the trigger*
KensukeKurosaki
*it was a pop gun, he laughs like a little kid* hahaha....Kill, i have killed many in the past but not today no no no.....
Akamoto_Shinji
*warps in with Keyblade in hand*
Alright! Back away from my girl!
KensukeKurosaki
FOR FUCKS SAKE SHINJI, HOW MANY TIMES DI I HAVE TO TELL YOU.
KensukeKurosaki
I don't even know her that well
Aqua
*Gasps in surprise*

Shinji when did you get a keyblade?
KensukeKurosaki
And i like someone else
Ira
*He keeps laughing*

By the way, it was me blue haired chick!

*He waves*

You guys never fail to entertain me.
KensukeKurosaki
*walks up to shinji* look i would really like to fight you, but can we do it later?
Akamoto_Shinji
I got it during the fight with your shadow, But enough about that...

Don't trust this guy Aqua, He has a tendency to trick people into Death Oaths by acting nice...

And he isn't the most stable person in the world either...
Aqua
*Gives Ken an apologetic look*

I'm sorry but I can't protect you on your adventures.

I don't really have the money to pay for one.

Unless my service would suffice as payment.
KensukeKurosaki
Ooc: shinji has not seen what i have been doing and saying recently Obviously
KensukeKurosaki
Aqua, i am paying you $500,000 per adventure. Shinji, you realise that was an old me correct.....I am a new person, a combination of both all the versions of my personality
Aqua
*Glances at Ken*

I don't know Shinji he seems nice.

He even offered to give me a special job.
Akamoto_Shinji
He also asked you to be a partner in crime, Crime usually means something bad.

And I still don't trust you Ken, You haven't proven anything yet.
KensukeKurosaki
You are not exactly letting go me prove my self shinji, if you never let me try, i can never do that, when me and nana went in that adventure to HH, i stayed behind to find her while everyone except for Tatsu and I left
Aqua
I thought he was just using a common phrase.

Ventus has told me the same thing before and all we did was get ice cream.
KensukeKurosaki
It was just a phrase yes. I don't get what I have done
Akamoto_Shinji
Hmmm, Fine, I'll give you a chance... But I'm an overprotective boyfriend with an inferiority complex, so if anything happens to Aqua, You can kiss your immortality goodbye... Got it?
KensukeKurosaki
Actually i cant....Trust me i have tried to
KensukeKurosaki
Either way...Aqua i will notify you if i need your services. Shinji i would also like to point out that i risked my life to protect your sister when i was under the assumption that i was a mortal as well
Aqua
*Gives Shinji a stern look*

Shinji you shouldn't threaten people like that.

*Sighs*

Also I can protect myself.



Akamoto_Shinji
Risked your life AFTER, may I remind you, you left her all alone in a death trap...
Aqua
*Gives Ken an apologetic look*

I am sorry for Shinji's rudeness.

*Offers her hand*

I will be waiting for your notification.
KensukeKurosaki
There was a mimic of her with us...We didn't know it was her, and i do that see you distrusting Tatsuya, or Hillock or any of the others who were with us
Akamoto_Shinji
I know you can Aqua.... I just have issues with people I care about being in danger....

I don't want the past to repeat itself...
KensukeKurosaki
*shakes hand* I look forward to it... Now shinji...*takes rose out of pocket that before was empty* hmmmmmmmmm what does this look like to you
Akamoto_Shinji
If you really are different, Then I'll apologize when you prove it. But until then I reserve the right for caution...
KensukeKurosaki
Caution and rudeness are different things darling
Akamoto_Shinji
Looks can be deceiving when Magic's involved, Tell me.
Akamoto_Shinji
And don't call me darling, It's creepy...
Aqua
Shinji I know you worry about me.

But you have to remember that I am capable of taking care if myself.

*Her keyblade appears*

It is inappropriate for a keyblade wielder to allow themselves to be protected like this.
KensukeKurosaki
This is a poison ....Have you seen Macbeth Shinji....To look like a flower as such but to in truth be a danger, a serpent... However i can also create life as well *pulls out a gun from his other pocket which too was empty and points it at Shinji*
Akamoto_Shinji
Yeah.... I know Aqua... Getting protective and aggressive is just an instinct by now...
Akamoto_Shinji
*stands, looking expectantly at Ken*
KensukeKurosaki
*he shoots the gun and a bullet hits shinji in the chest... However it was a capsule with a seedling inside* I want you to remember...That you are far more than danger than I..... I protect the people of this nexus... You are nothing more than a murderer
KensukeKurosaki
I believe there is redemption in all forms i am not an enforcer
Aqua
Hey!

Shinji is not a murderer!

KensukeKurosaki
I have frees those enslaved and i have captured them....I have given my life for the weak and i have taken their lives
Aqua
He may stray from the path of good at times but he always finds his way back.

To call him a murderer is excessive.
KensukeKurosaki
Shinji killed me Aqua, without knowing of my immortality
KensukeKurosaki
I apologize Aqua...But one kill makes anyone a murderer...
KensukeKurosaki
A great person...A girl about 100 years old said to me once
KensukeKurosaki
Murder without intent is an accident....There Is no murder without intent....Where there is intent there is a reason
Akamoto_Shinji
*The bullet bounces off Shinji's chest and hits the floor*

You... Didn't really think I was gonna stand there and let myself get shot.... Did you?

*picks up Capsule*

So, What was this supposed to do?
Addalme
Hi!
KensukeKurosaki
Being a murderer does not make you a bad person....Shinji is not a bad person...He had reason. It was fair motive, however he, as I, became a murderer
Akamoto_Shinji
Remind me again? When did I kill you?
KensukeKurosaki
Leblanc, a month or so back. Caused me to die with a spell
Addalme
You killed ken?
Akamoto_Shinji
Hmm. I don't recall.... What spell? Jog my memory.
Aqua
How can you guys callously talk about death like this?

*Her hands clench into fists*

Don't you get that killing another person is bad.
KensukeKurosaki
Yes he did maid....Could you fetch me that black pouch please *points*
KensukeKurosaki
@Aqua of course killing is bad.......You get used to it... You have to do what you must to protect the people you love.......*looks down*
Akamoto_Shinji
Sorry Aqua....
Old habits die hard I guess...
Addalme
Ok...
KensukeKurosaki
Shinji....I sympathise with you kiddo. I was like that once. But I have already made the mistakes you will make in the future, I know how to avoid them after so long. Trust me and I can help you...We can do this, together
Aqua
I know that you must be willing to risk everything to protect those you care about.

*She looks down*

But killing another person is not one of this things.

It should never be needed!
KensukeKurosaki
Yes...It is.....*continues to look down, a small tear beggining to form in one of his eyes*
Akamoto_Shinji
Unfortunately Aqua, Some people won't stop doing wrong until they're dead... So no, I should never be needed, but that doesn't mean it isn't sometimes....

Not that I'm supporting my past mistakes....
Akamoto_Shinji
*It should never
KensukeKurosaki
*he looks up* Shinji is right...And sometimes, that person targets you...Or someone close to you....You have no choice....*the tear begins to roll down his cheek*
Spectrum
*Walks in as normal self* Ok, I heard there were some jobs available here and- Am I interupting something?
KensukeKurosaki
Please wait in line....
Aqua
*She sits down*

*Gazes at the wall in contemplation*
Spectrum
Ok *is now waiting*
Addalme
Why are you crying? Past is past.
Akamoto_Shinji
*sits next to Aqua*
KensukeKurosaki
Yes...Maid...The powder can i have it?
Addalme
..................

"He takes the powder and gives it to ken"
Akamoto_Shinji
Soooo.... what was that capsule supposed to de?
KensukeKurosaki
It's simply a seedling, plant it, it's a bean plant, runner beans
Akamoto_Shinji
Why did you shoot it at me?
KensukeKurosaki
*still with tears on his face* anyway aqua... Sometimes killing is necessary....And sometimes...It dosent matter anyway, intent and a reason....
Aqua
*Grips Shinji's hand*

I know that death is a natural occurrence...

But I don't want to see anyone I hold dear bring an untimely one.
KensukeKurosaki
I hope you ever have to go through that Aqua....And shinji, i shit you with a pellet because you were being a dick
Addalme
Well ken, are we going to that?
Aqua
I hope I never have to see another early death again.
KensukeKurosaki
*takes the power and gives it to Aqua* this is a good luck charm....Keep it, it wards off death. Something i have collected over the years
Aqua
*Accepts Ken's gift with a small smile*

Thanks you for the charm.

*She looks at it*

KensukeKurosaki
*he wiped the years from his face* Yeah.....Shinji is a real idiot but keep him safe Aqua, i know he is a good man
Akamoto_Shinji
*wraps arm around Aqua and holds her tight*

Yeah... I know... sorry...
Spectrum
...I'm the only one actually waiting in line so...
Akamoto_Shinji
OOC SHEESH I sent that like! 8 Minutes ago!
KensukeKurosaki
Ok. Sorry about that @Spectrum, come forward..
Aqua
*Pulls out of Shinji's hold*

I need to think about a few things.

*She gives a small wave*

Bye guys.

*then she leaves*
KensukeKurosaki
Spectrum i have several openings
Akamoto_Shinji
....Yeah...

I'll be watching Ken, Prove me wrong, Ok?

*takes capsule and walks away*
Spectrum
Ok, please explain what each one is.
KensukeKurosaki
Ok shinji i will. @Spectrum i have opening for a spy. A servant and a hitman.
Spectrum
Hm... Hitman sounds interesting.
KensukeKurosaki
100,000 a Jill
Spectrum
NICE! I'm taking it!
KensukeKurosaki
If you want to get started see my new thread
Spectrum
Ok!