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Woah, what's a primarina doing here?
Pri? *she sniffs Bona*
I am definitely hallucinating...
*notices the seal-like creature* Ooh! *she rushes to its side, inspecting it*
PERFECT!

give this to kuromi, Hillock and his girlfriend, please.

"He gives Kageomi a gigant bag with money"
Is that a.... Pokemon?
Aww, it likes me! I think?
Uh?! Why are ya leavin' me with this?
@Migrant
Yes it is.... it's friggin Primarina
Yep! A primarina! What're you doing here?
I love Pokemon! *she pets the Primarina* So pretty~!
Leo
"He takes the key"

What is this key? What open?
Primarina is one of my favorite Pokemon! I destroyed Moon with my Primarina, Mina!
a primarina!!

"He runs to primarina and hugs him"

Is so cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

"Hearts appear around him"
I... should go.
*Iggy stands up*
Why the hell am I left with this bag of money? Ugh, guess I'll have to do whatever this blackmask dude said. See ya guys later.

*He walks out with the given bag of money*
Oh, sweet, Bona! I did the same, but I used an Incineroar, though. And cya, Iggy!
It's adorable, but what's it doing in LeBlanc?
*Iggy leaves with a confused expression*
Hold on, let me try talking to it.
Hey there buddy. What are you doing here?
No clue... It's cute, though!
*She coos happily as she is hugged, then looks over at Bona* Mari?
Ok, stop with the cute thing!

"He looks around"

"He suddenly point at tsugumi"

YOU!
I think it's lost.
*Walks out of a portal*

Okay, jus' gave that bag of money to Kuro. Now someone give me Mocha.
Ummmm, what did yang do?
*looks at Blackmask, confused and surprised* Hunh?!
Leo
I'm talking to you...
Okay, why is it here?
What are you doing here little..... Guy? Girl? It's so hard to check their gender.
Someone give me goddamn Mocha, I need to calm down.
*notices the pokemon and waves*

Greetings.
"To Leo"

And I'm ignoring you sexy prince

"To tsugumi"

Give this to Addalme, pleaaaaaaaaaaase

"He gives her a key"
@Migrant
I don't really know... as long as it doesn't destroy anything, I don't really mind
*She sips her whisky*
Hold on kage. "Makes kage a mocha* there us go.
Ooc: ya not us
*She nods at Bona* Pri...
*she takes the key, confused* Oh, o-okay..?
OK I think it's a girl. What are you doing here little girl?
Thank ya.

*Drinks all the Mocha*

'Aight. That was good.
That key is important, so don't fail me.
Youre lost? Where did you come from buddy?
*She shrugs. She seems to have no idea how she came here.* Rina.
Yo, did ya jus' give her a key for Addalme's house?
*she hugs the Primarina* Do you have a trainer?
Leo
S-S-Sexy prince? I'm done with this guy...
*can be seen desperately trying to get a grasp on the pavement*

So much rain... SO much rain!
I think we should take her to the ocean!
@kaegomi it also opens his palace.
She might have come from the ocean.
Seriously? Why give that to her?
And don't worry, I won't lose the key! *she puts it in her bra* It'll be safe and sound~ *looks outside* And there's Spectre....
*walks down and notices Primarina and Spectre skating like an idiot*

Why is it raining and hello...
She must have accidentally used rain dance.
*waves at Hunter* Hello, Hunter!
*She shakes her head at the trainer part, but claps her flippers when the ocean is mentioned* Prima! Prima!
Or there's a Kyogre around. Either or...
Oh, hey Hunt! Did ya turn into a girl yet?
Leo
Hi hunter...
Oh? Oh! We should bring her to the beach!
So she did come from the ocean! Do you wanna stay with me or go back to the ocean?
*she looks at Bona* Do you even have a Pokeball?
Just in case she wants to live with me, I can care for her at home!
It is very cute... Wonder if Tai would like it.
*Walks downstairs* Ughh my head. Anyone got an aspirin?
Yeah, I built some in case of a random Pokemon showing up!
Hey Hibki. Finally wakin' up after bein' drunk?
Ooh... Nice, Bona!
Yeah. *gives hibki a asprin*
Oh, crap... *she runs behind the counter and grabs a glass of water, an aspirin, and a bucket, then brings them to Hibiki* Here....
Hey Leo, and yesterday when I was maintaining Palace Macarath I've met Elise... she did nothing but braiding and toying with my hair.

*takes off his hat to show his long gray ponytail hair which is now braided and decorated*

And how innocent and kindhearted she is... I cannot say no for her to toy my hair.
Rina is cute... so cut-cu-c-c-c-c-c-c

"He starts to puke a ranbow"
Prima. *She seems to want to go to the ocean. She tilts her head at Hibki.* Pri...?
Yeah. *She gets a glass of water and takes the aspirin* Thanks. Forgot I'm such a lightweight. I'm pretty sure Byakko started talking to you guys though.
Yeah, Byakko did.

*Stares at Blackmask before backing away*

The fuck?!
OK, ocean it is! Follow me! *walks out of LeBlanc*
And no I am not a girl.
Am I still drunk or is that a Pokémon?
It's a Pokemon.
That's a pokemon.
Leo
"He turns to hunter"
ELISE!? E-elise is here? This girl...

"He turns to blackmask"

Uh... what?
It's a Pokemon~!
Primarina, let's go! Don't ya wanna go to the ocean?
Leo
Hunter, please do something with this guy!

"He points blackmask"
*nods* Pri! Primarina!
Woah! This is new...
I wonder if Fumi found any subjects? I should walk to her lab to hopefully deter them.
What.

*Looks at Blackmask, confused*

The fuck is wrong with you?
"He looks at kaegomi"

Well, i-

"His head explodes... again"
*She walks in* Anybody see a Cait Sith recently? I got their test results back.
What results are those?
Uh... The fuck?
*she lays down in a booth* Weh. Comfy...
She acted a lot like a human so I scanned her brain. Also she appeared to be gender bent. Just a quick brain scan.
*she starts playing with wind and ice dust* ooh...
No Leo... Elise is still in the Palace.
"His head backs"

Sorry.
Leo
Thanks godness...

And yes, she is so kind.
Ah. Say, what results do you have on these swaps anyway?
Ya on drugs. The hell is wrong with ya.
Well. The way Hibki's body is its like she was born female. Like someone took her Y chromosome and replaced it with another x at birth. Hell she did have two x chromosomes
And Leo I am a guy because I never tend to my hair.
That scan hurt like hell.
Yeah and if he were a lady, he'd be called Huntress Valentine!
Is time for me to leave, I know, I know you are going to miss me, but i have some work to do, bye!

"He dissapear"
Hmm, is it the same for everyone I wonder...
Ya guys talkin' 'bout genderbends?
Yeah. Apparently I have another X chromosome which means I am 100% legitimate female.
That's somethin'. Maybe it's part of the genderbending?
*she turns to @Migrant* if you want to know stop by my lab.
Leo
Well, we can relax now.
Can someone give me Mocha? I need more for some reason.
*she drops a vial of gravity dust* Whoops... Meh, as long as no one steps on it...
Well I suppose I can stop later. Maybe get some answers...
Yeah and Huntress sounds stupid and I get pissed when someone cuts my hair for a prank.
*she jumps up and behind the counter, making a fresh cup of mocha for Kage* Here you are~
Leo
What was that?
*Hibki goes to make the Mocha stepping on the gravity dust heading to the counter*
*points at Hunter* No one. Touches. The hair. Amirite?
Thanks.

*Drinks all the Mocha*

'Aight, now for sure I'm stayin' up.
Leo
By the way, do you have a moment hunter?
Yes and me being the stupid idiot I am going to chug this vial full of Gravity Dust.

*grabs the vial*
Uh-oh... *a small black hole appears, collapses in on itself and explodes, sending Yang flying into the wall* Ow!!
Sorry.
.... The fuck? I've said this lots of times already, damn.
Mig of you do go be smart and actually read the contract okay.
Leo
"He opens his brynhildr"

Let me handle this.
*she slides off the wall, hitting the floor with a thud* oof... Ooh, I see the constellation of Sagittarius...
She's not okay. Dear god, this cafe can be crazy.
*She casts Diarahan* there.
Read the contract? Why?
So you know what your getting into.
I'm goin' back. Jesus Christ. so much shit's happened to me. See ya guys later.

*He walks out of the cafe*
Later
Leo
I feel tired... I leave for today.

"He pays and leaves"
*she sits up, rubbing her head* Ow, that smarts....
You're fine I cast a diarahan. Get up.
*she stands* But still, that hurt like heck...
*She sneezes* I've felt worse
Well, compared to being thrown through a concrete pillar, I guess that's nothing....
*she lays down in a booth, closing her eyes*
Zzzzzz...
Huh guess she fell asleep. *Hibki starts sneezing again louder this time.*
Ugh. I must be getting sick.
Ugh. I must be getting sick.
Kappa: *suddenly appears with Bona in her arms* Don't worry, she's not dead, she's just asleep. She passed out after a physical test.
Let me guess. Fumi?
Kappa: Fumi.
*ken appears in the café through a portal,*
Kappa: I'm gonna take her upstairs to sleep. Hopefully Aierga isn't there. I don't wanna put her on the floor.
*Kuro appears along with Ken*
*ken sits down in his normal place*
Quite in here, not much going on?
*He quietly walk into the cafe while staring at his phone*

*He takes a seat without looking up*
*I walk in and sit next to my shadow self*
Hey there me, hows it been going?
So Kuro, an you tell me a bit about yourself? I mean you already know most of the thing about me..
Not now. Maybe somewhere nobody can really see.
*He only takes a few seconds to look at other self*

Things are going pretty badly.

*He taps away on the phone*

Joker has not answered me recently.

Do you think he hates me now?
Oh, ok
Ooc: pm?
@Mishimans, you know the answer to that, you are me after all. I'm.sure it's ok though he probably lost his phone...m
*she stirs in her sleep* Mmng... Blake, what are you reading....zzzz...
OOC: No.

IC:

I promise to tell you, just won't here. That fine with you?
Kappa: He is probably on a date with Star. Either that or he is busy with his phantom thievery. Oh, sorry, I Dont think we've met. I'm Kappa, Bonas persona.
*His expression grow uncertain*

But I don't know the answer to that.

*Her eyes become a bit more golden*

I'm surprised that Joker actually let us use his popularity for so long.

Of course, as long as it's something you are comfortable with, i don't want you to do anything you don't want to.
*ken smiles and puts his arm around kuro*
So, how have you been? Same old at work?
Not much. Killed an overpowered mermaid, more demon killing. Usual things.
Your lucky that your usual things are so cool, most people would do anything for a job like that, besides I bet it's worth the pay as well.
*wakes up* CATS!! ....oh, hi guys.
Kappa: Hello Yang.
Hoya Yang, don't believe we have met yet in this timeline!
The pay's just a few thousand yen. Not much, honestly. And hey Yang.
Kappa: Fumi should have shown up by now.
Seriously, you know you could work for me, I'd pay you millions per job
*He slowly dozes off*

*His head ends up resting on top of his cell phone*
You keep on offering things to me, yet you know I'll say no.
*waves at Ken* Nice to meetcha! Now, using my one-time only fourth-wall breaking powers, your name is Kensuke, right?
How about you just call me Sir Yang.
@Kuroumi, just want you to know that i will help you however i can if you want
Alrighty then, Sir~
Alright, I might take some things you offer me. But don't expect much from me.
I don't expect anything from you, just to be with you and for you to be ok is enough.
Well i have to go..*ken let's go of Kuro and stands up*
I'll seeya round ok.
...quiet...
....it's very quiet in here...
I kinda like it.
*she braces herself before entering, and she finally opens the door and steps inside*

*she takes a deep breath and smiles* I made it.
*suddenly appears in a puff of smoke* ...this isn't my house...is the teleportation device on the fritz?
@Starwaddle

You sure do like to just appear in random places a lot. Fun hobby.
*waves* Hi, Amami~
Hello.
@Tsugumi-Chan

Hello again. *waves back*

@Kuroumi

Another stranger, but I'm sure we've seen this one hanging around in the cafe often.
Hey g-g-gu- ACHOO! Sorry.
It's more of a way to get around then anything else. *Walks behind the counter* I'll be taking orders for now.
I'm Kuro. Nice to meet you. Amami, right?
Bless you, Hibiki!
I'll have some water. Man it's really hot in here.
Hoho. Either we got a psychic or I'm already popular around here. Yeah, Amami Neru. It's good to meet you.
No, I'm no psychic. I just have my ways.
@Starwaddle

You're serving? I need to try the curry-coffee combo everyone talks about. I've been dying for a taste.
Anyways, the name's Star. It was Futaba, but some things happened and I had to change my name. I'm the local Goddess of insanity.
*she gets Hibiki a glass of water* Here you go~
@Kuroumi

My. How mysterious. I like it.
Coming right up. *Serves the orders to everyone who ordered* enjoy.
Thanks. *Sniffle* ugh I must be sick. *She drinks her water.* Ugh now it's suddenly really cold.
@Starwaddle

Well you heard me name, so I guess there's no need to repeat myself. Nice to meet you, Star.
I get that a lot. Probably because I find things out about people here fairly easily. Like you, Amami. I heard that people have been going to the beach. Have you?
Likewise, Amami. I hope we become good friends.
*she practically starts drool at the sight of the coffee and curry*

Finally... now how do I eat this? Do I just mix them in my mouth, or do I have to enjoy them separately? I'm probably reading too much into this. I can't wait anymore!

*she digs in*
*She gets a thermometer out of her bag and checks her temperature* 102.05. Probaly not that ba- *She stops and runs off to the bathroom*
Ooh... Hibiki, you alright? Want me get you some medicine? *she pulls out a bottle of Tylenol* I have some!
*Byakko appears* "It's probably some form of the flu. Hibki will be back to her normal self somewhat soon."
Okay, then. *she puts the medicine away, then makes herself a Strawberry Sunrise* So, how was everyone's day?
Mostly work, lots and lots of work...
Byakko: We met a Pokémon!
*Walks in normally*

Yo, what's up?
Lemme guess, the Primarina?
You guys met a pokémon? Cool.
*she looks at Kage, making a Mocha while doing so and hands it to him* Here you go!
Byakko: Yeah. How do some of these characters even show up anyways?
Kappa: Has anyone seen Fumi?
*shrugs* No clue, Byakko, but it's entertaining.
And sorry, Kappa, no one's seen her!
*She runs in* Sorry I'm late. Who wants their results?
Byakko: Speak of the devil.
Kappa: apparently, someone teleported to the nexus near the primarina, causing it to go to the nexus.
Kappa: I'll take Bona's results.
Kappa: she's asleep.
*Was apparently in a booth this whole time*

That fast?
Wonderful. Her brain waves are different than a normal humans. Which explains the physic powers. And she just likes tinkering with machines.
I'll take mine.
*she sips her strawberry sunrise* ...huh, I wonder where Shiza's gone to...
Kappa: OK then. I'll tell her when she falls asleep.
*She addresses @Migrant next* I got pretty much the same results as Hibki. Two X chromosomes no Y. Its a perfect swap.
Ooc: I blanked out. Wakes up not falls asleep.
(Derp!)
...and what about me? This succubus body of mine isn't supposed to be a succubus.
*goes down the stairs using Psiodyne* Ugh. What happened.
Kappa: Oh Bona! You're awake. So Fumi came back with the results.
Bona: Oh right. I took that test. What were the results?
Kappa: She said that you have different brain waves which let's you have telepathic powers. She also said that you just like tampering with things.
Bona: Oh. OK.
Kappa: Also, I found out that somehow,everyones chromosomes were swapped! I don't understand how though.
Bona: Oh, hey star. Hey yang.
She turns to @Starwaddle "That explains the strange DNA patterns. Although, do you want to explain the patterns I've seen in gods before?"
*she walks up to Bona, singing Ave Maria and hugs her* Ave Maria gratia plena, Maria gratia plena~
Sure, go ahead.
What the- Yang that was sudden! *hugs back*
I'm guessing you're not a regular human even outside that body. I'm just glad it wasn't close to Polaris.
*she shrugs* Meh, I was feeling random~
Hmm... so it does seem to be the same for everyone...

Wait, if it's a perfect swap then that means... even hormonally?

This super sucks.
Polaris? What does a star have to do about this? But yes, I am not a normal human, nor am I a normal Goddess.
Yeah, she was originally a Futaba from a different multiverse. She absorbed Yaldoboths power and became a goddess.
Perfect chromosome swap? That's unsettling..

*Aitome walks out of the shadows tripping on the way

Still not used to it...
I wonder if it's the same for you guys, probably is.

Still, what could do a perfect full-body chromosome swap?
*waves at Aitome* Hi~!
Wait, didn't I hear something about a gender swapping gun or something? Maybe that?
I mean, other than my Gender swap ray, I don't know! And don't blame me, I made mine after the incident!
Hello there Yung-san, how are you?
Mine turned me into a succubus. I'm not using a gender Ray again after this.
*she goes takes a sip of her strawberry sunrise* I'm good, Aito~
Hold on. Star, take my Gender Ray and shoot me for a second. I wanna check if I get any side affects.
Oh, hey aito.
Okay. *Takes the Ray gun and shoots Bona*
*turns back into a boy* Okay, check if there are any side effects. *There is a single big wing on his back, giving off a sephiroth vibe*
Anyways I don't even know what could do that. Science hasn't even been able to change DNA like that.
Huh.... *she pokes the wing*
Ugh, I feel really uncomfortable wearing girl clothing as a guy.
Wh-whats that!?
We need to get you back to the lab!
It's a wing....
Is it a side affect!?
What!? Star, turn me back! TURN ME BACK!
...maybe someone found my ship? Wait, no, that's stupid. Nobody but me can get in.
Probably?
Oh, okay. *Shoots him again*
This is a moment for science!
TURN ME BQCK NOW STAR!
Well that's a thing....
You know, I'm fine like this for now if that's the alternative...
*turns back into a girl* is the wing there? *the wing has dissapeared*
Aww I wanted to use the chair again.
It's gone~!
Nope, it's gone. *Hands her the gun back* keep working on it.
*Hibki walks out of the bathroom* That's better. I'm good again. What's Fumi doing here?
*flies next to the front door with his dragon wings and enters in*

Hey guys.
I don't think it's a side affect. Some sort of deity made this happen. If we try to defy their wishes, we turn into things.
That makes sense. Also hey Hunter.
Are you sure? Kinda weird how only some of us change....
*She notices @The_Hunter* ohh. Can I scan you in my lab? I'd love to look at your brain and DNA!
*slowly and stealthily approaches Hunter, singing Ave Maria and gently wraps him in a hug* Hello~
She's here giving people their results. Apparently I have different brain waves then most which is how I have my telepathic powers. I also just all of a sudden, like tampering with things now. In fact, I wanna learn to code! Star, ya think you can teach me?
Alright.
*Sighs* Classic Fumi. Skipping the introductions for science.
Hello there evil dragon.
Yang, you love doing that don't you.
And I think it's true.
Oh, sure, I'll teach you when I get my ship back.
I think the biggest mystery of all is why were we the ones who changed...

Is this some way of saying we're somehow... less attached to our original self?
Hibki,is she your friend or something?
And Yang alot of people thought you are a dragon faunus like me.
Alright! Thanks! *insert fool Arcana joke here*
I couldn't care less if I'm honest, I'm just going to make the most of it, its the Nexus afterall.
What if it's an experiment of their powers? What if soon enough EVERYONE will be genderswapped!? OR WORSE!?
Huh, weird. Probably because my name means "Sun Dragon" or something... *let's go of Hunter, walks back to her booth but stubs her toe, trips and falls, face planting, she stands up, growling, her eyes turning red* Stupid little...! *She kicks the booth seat, hurting herself more and her hair bursts into flames* OWW, GODDAMMIT!!! I HATE EVERYTHING!!
Ooc: I meant fool Ariana social link / confidant joke here
I got this. *uses Dia to heal Yang* Wow, you're even worse of a klutz than me. And I'm a huge klutz.
Ooc: auto-correct why. Arcana not Ariana.
Yikes... need the healing gem?

*pulls out of the white gems and hands it to Yang*
Careful Yung-san...

*Aitome helps Yung-san, the fire doesn't deal any damage to him