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Has anybody even seen Star around at all?
@Migrant
*Joker Hugs Miggy* God I love you....
*finishes with the Drakon upgrade and looks to Dahlia*

Who is Anne?
So you knew about it, right? Personas, i mean...
My persona, anne bonny. She's... quite a tease, but rather polite and a nice person.
*she nods at Dahlia* Yeah, I know about Personas. I have one, too. Its name is Seiryu.
*Gets hugged and eyes-wides at the sudden admission.*

Huh? Publically.... a-already?
Good to know that about Anne, then. I'm glad you stopped her from doing that, otherwise I prolly woulda lashed out...
Im sure anne would love to meet-

"Did she say seiryu? As in... *eyes light up* a dragon!?"

Speaking of which...
Why do your eyes turn red Yang?
*looks at Anne* Um, yeah, actually!
*looks at Lelouch* Take a guess!
Well... Heart Stealer and Black Mask have fun...

*Aitome trys to force a smile but it comes out all wrong as he leaves.
"Come on! Ive always wanted to see a dragon for myself!"

Anne, nows not the bestt ime to fangirl, shes still a bit pissed that you were bothering her...

"Ah! R-right... sorry about that, miss yang..."
*she nods, smiling at Anne* It's fine, I forgive ya. Now, you wanted to meet Seiryu?
"Yes."
Alright. Seiryu, to my side! *a light flashes behind Yang, an azure dragon appearing and coiling around Yang in a protective fashion. He calmly gazes at Anne*
*wakea up* Ugh, what happened. Need hot cocoa.
Woah, Yang, I didn't know you had a persona! Can they talk?
Kappa: *sudenly appears behind Bona* Hello. I have noticed that yang suddenly has a persona. Impressive.
*she climbs out of Seiryu's grasp, then makes a hot cocoa for Bona* Here you go! *she then climbs back into the coiled dragon's grasp*
Thanks! How'd you get that persona though, it's awesome! But not as awesome as you.
...was that good?
"Whoa..." *ahem* "greetings, seiryu. My apoligies for bothering your master earlier."
Kappa: Yes I agree. I certainly must pale in comparison to it.
[Seiryu]: *Seiryu glances at Bona, Kappa and Anne, then greets them in a booming voice* Greetings. I am Seiryu, the Azure Dragon. A pleasure to make your acquaintance.
[Yang]: Nice one, Bona~

[Seiryu]: Ah, your apology is accepted, Lady Anne Bonny.

[Yang]: ...me and my persona are polar opposites, though.
Woah. Cool. I'm Bona! One of Yangs friends!
Kappa: Hello Seiryu. I am kappa, Bonas persona. Pleasured to make your aquaintence too.
Well, sometimes that happens with personas. Kappa is calm and collected, while I'm not.
Kappa: It is normal for personas to be different from their owners.
"As you can see im... rather greedy for attention..."

Hehe... guess thats natural for a pirate.
Ooc: YAR HAR DIDLLE DEE DEE
help I can't stop
* anne sits down and guzzles some whiskey she had in her ship* "ah~! Nothing like a nice drink... want some, lady dahlia?"

Im not old enough, remember?

"Ah, yes. My bad."
Yang, you got any more Popsicles?
Yes madame~ *she pulls out a couple of blueberry a flavoured popsicles* Here you go~
Thank you. You really are COOL. But that doesn't compare to how hot you are.
Was that good? *eats a popsicle*
*Seiryu dissipates* Oh yeah... Seiryu doesn't like being out for prolonged periods of time, so don't mind him.
And yes, that was a good one, Bona~
OK. Strange though.
Kappa: Personas usually love going out to have air. It's strange.
ooc: should i make a character page for me on the wiki?
Ooc: sure. I wanna, but I don't know how.
Ooc: I mean on for me by the way.
Ooc: neither do i tbh... rip me.
Kappa: Maybe it's because of your semblance Yang. I've heard that powers like semblances make personas a bit of a problem.
Ooc: you could ask Mona to make a page, but IDK where he is.
Maybe, Kappa... I hope he gets to stay out longer, in the future...
Kappa: That's why a persona of a friend of Bona, Cait, is very antisocial. He's a good demon, meaning he already has powers.
Yeah, that would make sense.
Kappa: Either way, even though your persona does strengthen you in many ways, even your semblance, it is still dangerous. Be very careful.
*nods* That does make a lot of sense, actually. *she lays down in a booth* Weh.... These seats are insanely comfy...
"Ah, you mean that puss in boots guy i keep hearing about. Not very talkative, is he?"
Well, something else looks very comfy. *winks at yang*
Was that good?
Well his persona isn't talkative, but he talks alot!
*she smirks and winks back* Yes it was, Bona~
Now that i think about it, since jokers a girl now, does that mean...?

"Oh i gotta see THAT one of these days!"
Oh, it happened already. If it's what I think your thinking. It happened with mig too.
Luckily it hasn't happened to me though!
What happened? I'm kinda confused.
I don't know how, but some pink haired chick made them go through "that time of the month" times 1000.
"Well i hope the mademoiselle is ready for a new surprise~!"

Please tell me its not gonna involve teasing...
Oh sorry I spaced out. Yeah watching that was awkward.
*she winces* Woww.... I feel so bad for them...
Wait, please tell me your not talking about me.
"Ih my, mister hibiki. Has it happened to you, too?"

Yeah... cait as well…

"Oh my... thank goodness you're not effected yet, lady dahlia…"
*she curls up into fetal position, groaning* wah....
Uh, yang, you OK?
*Hugs Yang and sings Ave Maria*
*she smiles, leaning into Joker* Thanks, Joke... And I just had a cramp, that's all, Bona..
*Hibki tries to walk over to Yang and trips*
Well, in the words of futaba...
*gasp* She's been influenced!
*looks at Hibiki* You okay, hon?
*Sits in a boot hand just listens...*
Hib, you okay buddy?
Nope! My arm! *Hibki gets up revealing her right arm is bent at an awkward angle*
Oh. Shoot.
Oh. Shoot.
*Stops hugging Yang, and hugs Mig and sings Ave Maria*
*she flinches in pain* Owowow...! Cramp...! *her eyes widen and she runs to the bathroom, shutting the door*
Hi joker.

"Hello mitser joker. Or should i call you miss withyour newfound female body?"
@Dahlia
Whatever you want
Between your Persona and your singing, I'm likely to think you're actually a fallen angel rather than Joker. *laughs a bit*
*she starts wailing in the bathroom*
*Hibki casts a Diarahan on herself fixing her arm* better. *Hibki suddenly starts feeling the same as Yang* Ow! What is this pain!?
So...

"Does that mean monsiuer lupin is also...?"

Been affected by this gender bending nonsense?
*her wailing intensifies* It HUUUURRRTTTSSS!!!!
@Migrant
*She blushes* Truly you have a way with words
*Hibki falls over again. This time in pain.*
@Dahlia
Arsene: *Appears* Indeed I have, Anne
Um.... Hibki are you.... okay?
"Yee!" *anne flings herself at arsene and proceeds to hug him* "looking good as always, madamoiselle."
*a thud is heard in the bathroom, follows by a loud groan of pain* SCREW ME SIDEWAYS, IT HURTS SO BADD!!! *the wailing continues*
Ahhh! No. I've never felt this is my life!

Byakko: It is probably that female problem these people were just discussing.
@Dahlia
Arsene: *flustered* Actually Anne, I'm in a relationship already..... I appreciate the compliment though....
P-oh.... oh no....

Wait, then what about Yang there?
"Oh dear... this is quite the problem actually, isint it..."
@Dahlia
Arsene: It would be beneficial for us both if you let go.....
*she comes out, crying and sweating* It hurtsss..... This is the worst period cramp I've had to date.... *she hands a package of pads to Hibiki* Go put one of these on... It'll help to not ruin your clothes... *she winces again* Owww...
"Oh! Right... sorry…" *anne lets go* but thats not the bothersome thing here. Its this gender altering thing going on within the nexus..."
.... I suppose that's a thing we have to deal with, too... isn't it?
@FemJokerboi
Funny thing is, we haven't had that issue.... we've had other ones....

@Dahlia
Arsene: You overreact, Anne.
*she lays back down in her booth, groaning* Stupid cramps...
Just about every other issue in the book by this point...

I'm sure our time is coming, though...
@Migrant
You may be right....
*Hibki runs to the bathroom*
"How long will this be going on, anyway? It seems to be putting more strain on others bodies than what we first thought..."
@Dahlia
Arsene: Who knows? Joker's body has held strong, but that is probably due to her incredible endurance
*she let's out a short wail* Wahh, I want cookies!
Hmph, I'm still waiting for fish so she can get in line on the special requests.
*Hibki returns from the bathroom* Okay I've found the one thing that makes me want to be a guy again.
And that is?
*She Dahlia a "You Know" look*
Oh... i see now.
So... ive been hearing about this mementos place... would it be ok to explore it with you all?
Sure. Not today though. I'm busy with other things.
*hehs a bit at Hibki* How fast your opinion changes.
Don't be a wimp Hibki. It's just pain, it goes away
Just you wait until it happens to you! God! Can I have some fries please? I need something salty.
She's probably just being overly dramatic.
*she rolls onto her side, whimpering* I want something spicy...
Alrighty! Coming up!
*Joker prepares extra salty fries for Hibki and extra spicy curry for Yang*
*Hibki puts more salt on the fries before eating them* Thank you!
*she sits up, smiling happily at Joker* Thank you~! *she starts to dig in*
I feel like we should throw a big party! Wouldn't that be fun?
*she nods happily at Hibiki* Mm-hmmm!!!
A party? For what?
Just to have a party. We need some positivity here. Besides who doesn't enjoy a party.
Well that's true, but.... well that's sudden for you two.
Its the nexus. An angry god could appear suddenly. Forgive me for wanting some sudden positivity.
*shrugs, swallowing* Meh... *she suddenly starts crying* I'm sad all of a sudden...
I wouldnt mind...
"WHOOOOOOOOOO PAR-TAY!"
*she stops crying and continues to eat with a smile on her face* Never mind, I'm happy again!
Jeez, Yang is going through a roller coaster of emotions right now
Is that what I have to look forward to later? Let's just start planning the party.
*she finishes off her curry, then lays down* I'm tired, now...
OOC: I'm back.

IC: So about those voices...
*she suddenly starts crying, while holding her belly* Oww!
*Baykko lays on top of Hibki covering her from sight*

Byakko: Its quiet in here.
*she curls up into fetal position, groaning in pain and sobbing* It hurts...!
"Oh, hello there big kitty. Am i right to assume your hibikis persona?"
Byakko: Yes I am.

Hibki: Get off!
*Walks up to Yang and hugs her, singing Ave Maria*
Uh...what's wrong? Tell me what's up and I'll help.
*she continues to cry, but slightly calms down, leaning into Joker* Thanks Joker... And all you have to know, Shiza, *groans* is I'm "monster-ing," and these cramps suuck.....
*Byakko gives a "You Don't Want To Know" look to Shiza*
No problem Yang
Apparently yang has a pretty bad stomach ache.
*points at Dahlia* Wrong! What's happening to me involves blood loss. Lots and lots of blood loss...
@HibkiKuze
Whaaat?

@Tsugumi-Chan
Just cramps? I can help with that. Just tell me where it hurts.
Oh shit, blood loss? The hell'd that happen? What blood type are you? I can do a transfusion!
*she stares at Shiza* You dork, it's that time of the month! *she winces in pain again* oof....
*He walks into the cafe*

Hello humans.

*He offers a small passing wave as he sits at a booth*

*His hands twitch a bit as he looks around*

What is going on today?
*teleports in* Whats up
O-oh.

*Cough*

I-I'll uh...go over here...

*Steps away slowly*
OOC: Help me. Someone on discord is assaulting me with puns. What do I do?
*she suddenly gets up, eyes red* I wanna punch something...
(What kind of puns?)
Hey. How was i supposed to know that? I just met you and only heard about you before with a namedrop...
OOC: leave him be
OOC: All of the above. Here:

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands.

Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.

I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason... details are sketchy.

Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards.

What's the difference of deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are a $1.75, but deer nut are under a buck.
*He offers Tsugumi a passive look*

Hopefully you don't want to punch anyone around here.
What happened to Yang?
@-Reaper-
Best to leave it be. Trust me.
(Wow. They're a legend. Sorry, can't help you there)
*she growls, walking outside. An explosion is heard outside, then she comes back in, eyes back to violet and she's smiling* I feel much better now~!
Okay....
*He raises an eyebrow*

Well that was something.

*He tries to quell his twitching hand*

*He mutters*

I can't believe I miss that damn machine so much.
Uh...babe? Calm down.
Remember Shiza this gonna happen if you dont buy her anything at valentine's
*laughs*
*it takes her a while to process, then her eyes widen in realization. She smacks her face* Oh, why did it have to be today..?! *she looks at Shiza apologetically, face flushed in embarrasment* Sorry, babe...
*wakes up* wow I fall asleep alot. What did I miss? Also, please someone make me a hot cocoa.
*He sighs as his hand won't stop twitching*

Bye guys i'm going to the beach.

*He leaves the cafe*
*she foes behind the counter, making a hot cocoa for Bona* Here~
Dahlia can i talk you for a second?
OOC: Got 'em.

http://imgur.com/fsfXKrT

IC: *He blushes as well*

Uh...It's...fine?
Byakko: Hey Bona. How are you?

Hibki:(muffled) Hey. I'm good down here!
Kappa: Byakko, why
Bona: Thanks yang. *drinks it* wow, this is the best one yet.
Oh, hey Byakko. Hey hib.
(Oh my god, that's beautiful~)
*she hugs Shiza and lays her head on his shoulder* I love you~...
*Gently touches her cheek*

I love you too.
Byakko: Its funny. And Hibki keeps me locked up so much its payaback.

Hibki: You appear on your own now! I have no control over you!
Ooc: Shiza you are officially my new favorite person.
Ic: Aww, another thing I can ship! Yiza? Shang? I don't know.
Kappa: I admit, it is pretty funny. But I think you might be crushing her lungs.
OOC: He kept sending me puns, so I finally sent him one.
OOC: Funny thing though, I thought of that off the top of my head. I'm a genius.
Ooc: I mean I saw the string of puns like my gosh.
*brews some coffee*
OOC: That's a fuckin' great pun Shiza

IC:

*Walks in*

Hey guys. If anyone servin' I'll take the usual.
I'll take this one yang.
*pours coffee*
Hibki: I'm fine. Hell if anything I'm used to it.

Byakko: I'll have some steak. Well done please.
*sips*
Hey Kage. How's work?

*Still holds Yang in his arms*

So babe, about those voices...
(That pun was great, Shiza. Here I am, making science puns and jokes)
*she smiles at Shiza before wincing and clutching her abdomen* Oof...
Not many assasinations anymore, jus' a bunch of info I needta get. Hopefully I get in record time before Shi-kun kills me.
*she sighs* Stupid cramp... A-Anyways, I-I'm ready to help in any way I can, Shiza! *she smiles*
@Tsugumi-Chan
I am too.

*Wink*

But seriously, I think I'll summon Satan for you to talk to him, see what's up.
Ya two are so cute together.

*He smiles*

Like ya two were meant for each other.
*nods* Of course.
*she blushes at Kage's comment* Th-Thanks...
Oh, sorry kage. Almost nodded off. *makes mocha for kage* there ya go.
Shang it is.
I ship it so much!
*Steps away from Yang, moves a few objects, and stand in the middle of the room*

*A black mist starts to envelope Shiza, causing a cold draft to enter the room with no point of origin. It wraps him like a blanket, covering him from head to two in a shadowy shroud. Finally, it dissipates,once again revealing the seven foot tall demon king*
Hibki: Byakko still hasn't got her steak

Byakko: Well done please. I know personas don't need to eat but I love food!
*The demon looks passively at each and every person in the room*

What is it?
*walks in with his Drakon*

So guys. Anything special when I was around?
Hold on Bya. I got ya.
*uses pillowzilla to quickly make a well done steak*
There ya go dudeette.
Thanks, Bona. And yo Satan.
@Unit_Spectre
Ahh, my best knight of death. Any new souls sent to damnation?
Well, ya kinda turned into a demon lord.
In the middle of Leblanc.
Seriously dude.
@Kageomi
Hello, meatbag. Do I know you?
*she looks up at Satan* Hello, there, Satan.
*looks bored* Yeah yeah scary
*Byakko stares, shocked at what she is seeing*
Prolly don't. But I jus' found out who ya are pretty easily. And I'm technically not a meatbag. Half robotic.
@Tsugumi-Chan
Greetings. You must be the one Shiza is courting. Wait, you're the one I crushed in that game. Heh.

@FemBFM04
I am not Shiza, I am Lucifer! And you will adrdess me as so!
*looks at the devil with his finger on the trigger*

I am no lap dog for anyone. I am given the mission and I execute it.
Don't worry Bya. Can I call you Bya? Anyways, he just kinda does this sometimes.
OK. Fine. Lucifer.
*she snickers* Yeah. You hit really hard, I have to admit. Shame it ended as soon as it began... Oh, but that's not the point!
Byakko: Sure. *She starts tearing apart the steak and eating it.* Wonderful!
Thank pillowzilla.
*pillowzilla does a quiet roar in the background*
@Kageomi
*Looks him up and down*

I can see that now. I am sorry for my error.

@-Reaper-
Piss off, grim reaper knockoff.

@Unit_Spectre
Never said you were one, but that doesn't change the fact that you unintentionally send souls my way.
Knockoff really....
@Tsugumi-Chan
Then what is the 'point" exactly?
Believe it or not, he's actually pretty nice!
*Pillowzilla sniffs Byakko and does a quiet roar*
Go on, pet him!
Yeah I do kill. But I kill those who harm national safety, no matter how justifiable to their sick cause can be.
It's alright.

*He looks at his metal arm*

I should repaint this soon.
@Unit_Spectre
No...You're an assassin through and through. I've seen your work.
*Byakko pats pillowzilla with her paw*
Anyways, Satan, what I wanted to talk to you about...It's about the Latin voices in Shiza's head. If it's you causing the voices, can you maybe tone it down a bit? I'm not trying to be disrespectful, but if I heard voices in my head like that most of the time, I'd probably go crazy, and I'm pretty sure that's what Shiza feels like right now... *she clutches her stomach* Ow, mega cramp... !
*pillowIlla rubs their fluffy head against Byakko*
Aww, he likes you!
Oh, Ya okay Yang?
Ooc: his not their. Had a brain fart
She's having that "time of the month"
....
*lets out a sigh*

For a being the ruler of the bowels of hell you lack any brain cells to think properly...
@Tsugumi-Chan
I am not at fault, he is. Every time he uses my gifts to him, he slowly becomes one with me. This includes the metamorphosis. Eventually, he will become one with my body, and we will be one and the same. Now, is that all, or would you like me to help you with...that?
*she weakly smiles and nods at Kage* I'm fine, never better...!
Oh... Got it..

*Looks back at Satan*

You're becoming one with Shiza..?
You okay Yang?

*he aids her up*
"Ah... the simple joy of seeing people enjoy themselves. I think i could use a break from my usual booze. Got some hot coco there?"
Wow. Just wow.
@Unit_Spectre
That's no way to talk to me fleshbag!

*The temperature in the room drops rapidly, and the demon grows a few feet, indenting the ceiling a little bit*

Dirty meat puppet! You'll know to never speak to me that way!

*Demonic screaming is heard by all as he starts speaking an incantation. A pentagram appears on the ground below him as the lights dim. Suddenly, Spectre can't breath*
Byakko: Now I know how the humans feel when they play with me.
Yeah, one sec.
*makes hot cocoa hoe Anna and one for herself* Here ya go.
*sends and ermergancy signal*

Reaper... help me!
*she looks at Satan* So it's not you? I see... That is all, Satan. I'll, erm, be sure to....relay this information to him.
OOC:" Hot cocoa hoe"?
And now he is pissed great.....
Ooc: for. Why does auto correct hate me
Ooc: I legit hate auto correct.
"Thanks." *anne sips her coco* "mmm, nice and chocolatey, just the way i like it."
*she slaps Satan* Stop!!
ooc: same here. Stupid auto correct!
*The screaming stops, and Spectre is able to breathe again*

You are lucky I am feeling merciful, fleshbag. It's too bad your meatsacks of a body can't protect you from exyended harm, or I would've had much more fun with you.

*He cackles, causing the room to vibrate*
Umm yang? Don't think that was a good idea.
*Starts mumbling to himself*

Becoming one... one... one person..

*He grabs his head in pain*

Ahck..! I forgot again..
*a drop pod lands near the entrance and out comes Reaper heavily armored*

Target: Satan. Objective: Extract Spectre.

*begins to drag Spectre as his arm morphs to the Scythe*
Hibki: Byakko are you wiggling on me again?
*Satan grabs her hand just before it hits him and his eyes glow a blood red.*

Don't think I won't do the same to you, lass. You only live today because you are Shiza's mate. Otherwise, I would've smeared you on the wall for your insolence.

*The black mist engulfs Satan, and disappears, leaving Shiza in his place.*
No, she was petting pillowzilla. He's really soft! *hugs pillowzilla*
@EWR-115_Reaper
Take him, nonmeatbag. May he suffer.
(Yo I'm back)
*watches as Spectre gets dragged out the door*

Something tells me it didn't go well...
"Hmmmm..."

Anne, i know you wanna ply with byakko. But please dont. They may hurt you on accident... i know one of my cats do sometimes if they feel REAL playful.
Yeah Shiza? Your "other self is saying its your fault.
*her eyes glow red* That little... *she calms down, mumbling* stupid Satan...
No shit Shiza
*Calms down*

Yeah, it didn't go well at all. God, my head hurts now. Guess it was a little bit of my fault on that though.
The whole "voices in yer noggin" thing I mean.
I wanted to attack Satan....
Byakko: That she is. *She wiggles on Hibki* Now I am.

Hibki: Jerk.
What's up with Satan?
*pillowzilla dicipates*
Kappa: Seriously Byakko, stop. I don't think she can breathe.
He was here
*anne tries to approach byakko with an intrigued face* anne, please dont do what i think your doing! I dont wanna see you hurt!
*she looks up at Shiza* Satan says he's not to blame.... He says it's you. Every time you use his powers, it draws you two closer... To the point that you'll be one and the same, he told me. I think that's why... *she let's out a huff of frustration* he even almost killed Spectre...
Comencing CPR on Spectre.

*begins cpre by punching his chest*
That's reassuring
Reaper, I dot think that's how CPR works. Your pulling a Larry the lobster.
*Drinks all his Mocha, and mumbles to himself*

The effects of being part shadow is painful...
Hibki: I can breathe I'm fine. Byakko has perfected her technique.

Byakko: Come over here Anne.
*looks at Spectre and Reaper* Reaper, what's Spec's status?
*manages to breath but is coughing badly*

SHIZA YOU SHIT!
Wait, spec, it tech ain't his fault.
*she places herself between Spectre and Shiza* It's not his fault!
"I got the ok. Can i, lady dahlia? Plea~se?"

Ha... fine.

*anne gleefully runs over to byakko*
*stands next to yang* Yeah, chill.
Fucking Satan....
Byakko: How are you today madam?
Whatever...
Ummmm, Anne? What're you doin?
You guys need to calm down
*sits next to Dahlia* what's up?
CPR complete.

*gets up and walks to Yang*

Question of Samael's status.
Calm down? Not sure if I'm able to do that if that fuckin' Satan triggered my shadow side.
"Oh im fine." *anne strokes the back of byakko's head* "and how are you, big kitty?"

Oh hey reaper. Anne is trying to play with byakko. Looks like its going well so far...
*gets up and stabs himself with a adrenalin shot*

Shiza... talk to Satan to not DO that.
Never mind the question anymore, Reap...