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Ooc: I love how the page existed before anything was even posted on it
Yeah it seems like
Byakko: Just fine. *She twitches* Right behind the ear please!

Hibki: Dahlia is Anne really hitting on my persona?
*laughs* Persona love
*Sighs*

I need another Mocha...
Uh...shit. This is all pretty heavy. First of all, fuck you Spectre, it wasn't my fault. Second, fuck you Reaper the human for acting like I'm a dumbass. I don't remember shit from the possessions. Third, Yang, I'm not sure how to stop it. I'm not sure I can.
Weird
You shouldn't hate on most of the people here
Whatever i dont care
Well then... *cough* Yang check this out.

*pulls out a newspaper from Vacuo*

Jacques Schnee is arrested for illegal use of Faunus after I forced him to tell the truth, and lost custody of Weiss, Winter and Whitley.
No... im sure anne just interprits byakko as a giant magical kitty cat and just wants some earnest playtime with him... her... whatever...

*meanwhile anne scratches behind one of byakko's ears* "like right there? D'aw, whos a good kitty? You's a good kitty!"
Wait. I have an idea. It's crazy, but it just might work.
*she looks down, nodding in understanding at Shiza* I'm just glad I'm not "smeared on the wall for my insolence," as he put it... *looks at the newspaper* Woah, way to go, Spec!
I mean airsene is a thing so....
LET THE SHIPPING COMMENCE
*Byakko shakes loving every second of it*

Byakko: Right there!

Hibki: Pfft. Ugh I tasted your fur. I swear you act more like a dog than a cat.
Shiza, I got an idea. It's really crazy, but it just might work.
I don't like the sound of this
Bein' ignored? Guess I'll jus' st-

*Grips his head again*

Ugh, that hurt too fuckin' much...
Shiza... your persona is manipulating and fusing you... fix that amd sorry. I got some pent up anger from my last mission... damn it Ruin with that Rolling Thunder...
You need to pull a star and absorb yaldoboths power. It can balance the good and evil inside of you. It might.
I'm not sure. I'm hoping it works.
*looks at Spectre* That isn't his persona, Spec. It's a demon.
We need to remove that demon....
Bona. We'd need to wait for Fumi to finish her device for that to work. But she needs Star to even get started.
*anne continues scratching that spot for a few more minutes* "hows that feel, big kitty cat?"
Demon?
*Byakko roars in happiness with how good it feels*

Byakko: Thank you. It's been a while.
I'm jus' gunna leave now, since all ya got things ta do. See ya'll later.

*He leaves with one eye turning into blood red color*
Yeah demon
He's not my persona. He's an actual demon possessing me.
Red eye....
And no Bona. Fuck that.
That's not good
Kill it with fire
Yeah, I know. We can wait, but it's our only chance.
*Walks up to shiza* Shiza, your a cool guy. I don't wanna unleash my power on you, so listen here. You must not EVER use your powers until star and Fumi create the machine. We need to find a universe where yaldoboth wasn't defeated. We'll defeat him, you can absorb him, and hopefully it will be over. *her eye glows green* promise me, OK?
Look, it's our only chance!
I don't care how risky it is, we need to do it. OK?
Agree
(Wow I must've missed a lot)
"You're welcome, byakko."

At least it went well... i guess it helps that anne never really disrespects any of her fellow personas nor thier users. Even if she acts like a bit of a flirt sometimes... *anne makes and joking gestures and giggles*
Seems like it went well Dahlia
*Byakko laughs and nuzzles Anne*

Byakko: You're so nice. It's amazing Dahlia doesn't let you out more often.
*she shudders, then looks down* I don't.... I don't feel comfortable around him... Satan, I mean. He... Unnerves me...
*Walks back in with a complete blood red colored eye*

Alright, now I need a fuckin' Mocha.
Again sorry.
Kage what the hell happened to you?
Yang, you agree right?
No surprise there Yang because he is Satan
Agree to what, Mona?
Woah OK kage. *makes him a mocha*
Uh... Half-shadow part gettin' triggered inside of me.
So I am going to nap for a while... wake me up when you feel like it.

*sleeps in one of the booths*
Calm it down
Well... that was because i never knew i could summon personas outside the metaverse until recently... that and i didnt have a good chance to do so very often.

"Yeah, lady dahlia and i have been pretty occupied with searching for and exploring palaces..."
1. Call me Bona. Mona is a certain cat that tells people to go to bed.
2. We need to find a large force of good and use it to balance the good and evil in shi.
I...I don't know. I...What's so bad about becoming one?
It'll take half an hour or so for this to fade away. I'll be fine, don't worry.

*Drinks all his Mocha*

Summoning persona's outside...
Oh... I feel like that would. Be best, then, Bona.
You want to live as a demon?!
Shiza, you want to morph with Satan? You sure about that?
*her eyes widen in shock at Shiza* Y-You want to... Be a demon..?
Byakko: Hibki's busy with her own mission too. I'm worried about her. She's going to overexert herself if she doesn't take a break. That's why I lay on her.

Hibki: I heard that!
I-I mean...not really...but...I'm already half-demon, so...you know what? Forget it. I was just bringing it up.
"You seem like quite the playful kitty. Nice to know someones there to help you ease some stress, eh miss hibiki?"
Well it's your choice Shiza if you want to be a demon i wont stop you
Being a demon your whole life isn't fun
Wait. We could get help from a certain man who's name starts with y and ends with u.
It's your choice Shiza.

*The blood red color begins to fade*

It's going away, right?
Yeah it's going away
Excuse me!? You really wanna live your entire life being rejected from most of society!?
Yeah, slowly, but it is.
*she looks down* It's... Your choice, love... But it concerns me... What if you get taken over by him...?
Hibki: Yeah it's so stress relieving to have a giant cat lay on you.

Byakko: Yes it is. I like to have fun. Unlike ms. Grumpy pants under me.
Oh, thank god... I was kinda worried it'd get worse if I stayed here longer. Guess it's the complete opposite.
I-I-I...erm...fuck...I don't know!

*Slams his head on the table*

Is this what an existential crisis feels like?
Calm down....
Yeah.......
W-Woah.. Shiza, calm down..
Hey, my father has a giant cat lay on him and it doesnt bother him.

"Then again, shes not bigger than your father, now is she?"

No, not really...
*she closes her eyes, head still down* I forgot to tell you this... When he was hurting Spectre, I... Tried to slap him to get him to stop. He ended up grabbing my wrist, saying I was lucky he was feeling merciful... That I was lucky he didn't smear me on the wall due to my insolence... Because I was your...mate, as he put it...
Shi, your a friend to me. Do you really wanna be shoved aside by society and become darkness itself?
@Tsugumi-Chan
I...uh...pretty sure he didn't mean it that way. Fuck that guy.
If you became a demon you lose Yang remember that...
@FemBFMF04
I'm already immortal, can conjure anything, can literally sprout wings, and can summon portals. I'm about as demon as I can get.
True...........that's a tough Decision for him to make
He loses Yang if he becomes full demon?

*The blood red color and normal blue alternate on Kage's eye*

No, right, can't think that way..
*she sighs* .......
I don't want to lose her. She's the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Then you already know what should you choose
But seriously, as long as byakko doesnt accedentally claw you while laying on top, it shouldnt be too bad, would it?
Yeah. So what do I do about this then?
But doesn't he get powers as a demon?
Do Bona's plan
I think he gets....
Hibki: at night she's like a living blanket. It just takes a while to get used too.

Byakko: Yeah. I don't try to hurt her. I'm careful with my claws
..... I need to leave. It's going to get worse if I stay here... I'm useless..

*He smiles sheepishly*

I'll see all of you guys later.

*Leaves the cafe*

Or stop summoning Satan
I hope it's possible to remove Satan....
@-Reaper-
I...I don't know. I wonder if you could beat the shit out of him for me.

@Tsugumi-Chan
Yang? Babe? Are you alright?
Remove huh
I don't think that gonna work
I'm fine... Just thinking... So far, I'm getting a bit of a headache...
Or taming the demon....
Thats good to hear.

"Yeah, *while gently rubbing byakko* good to know this big kitty is nice and gentle."
I know a person who can help
First name starts with Y, ends with U.
Um, I kinda have an idea of removing Satan, but I don't think it would work...
I'm willing to hear any ideas at this point.
*Byakko nuzzles Anne's hand* You are too kind.

Hibki: Get a room you two.
@FemBFMF04
What about Yu? I haven't seen him around, and what is he supposed to do, truth Satan to death?
You have to tame him
I'm starting to ship Byanne!
Hey, he did that with Izanami. You know the damage she could cause? We could use one of the Many Minato clones. Or get jokes help.
OOC: @HibkiKuze Click to load youtube video fitting song
@-Reaper-
Tame how?! It's not like we're talking about a fucking horse here!
Well, i was thinking.... Would holy fire work? Or a grand exorcism..?
That's up to you
"Ehehe... i wouldnt mind being your playmate again some time, byakky~!"

Wow, very not-subtle, anne...
Or holy water.
Holy water would only aggravate him.
Um...guys? This is the fucking lord of Hell we're talking about here. We're going to need something way more heavy duty.
Byakko: Me too.

Hibki: (Fake gagging)
YEP QUE THE SHIP MUSIC
BYANNE
Please tell me this is just platonic.

"May~be."

*sigh*
@-Reaper-
You're on wikihow. There's your problem.
OOC: @FemBFMF04 here is the ship song Click to load youtube video
Yeah i know Shiza
Hmm... *she lays her head on Shiza's shoulder* Satan's dumb.... "Go to heaven!" I should tell him....
I dont know what to do.....
Good one. Seriously, there has to be a way to stop him. Maybe a seal? Seal him away? Only thing is, it might seal Shi too.
So not that.
Wait. If I get rid of him, will I lose all these cool abilities and shit?
Like Makoto Yuki?
Probably.
Byakko: It's late madam I'm going to bed. *Byakko falls asleep on top of Hibki*

Hibki: Again dammit looks like I'm sleeping in Leblanc again.
Maybe....
I could teleport ya home hib.
I swear mary is probably flipping out right now... i mean, you are flirting. With a tiger.

"Yeah? And?"

Not many people like that kinda stuff...

" very well, ill keep it as just humble, earnest playdates if that ok with you."

Thats a lot better, thank you.
Well airsene exists so........
That was some weird shit Dahlia *laughs*
I'm comfy. Besides I can't go home right now. Too many emotions.
*she shakes her head in frustration* This is dumb.... *she looks at Shiza* I don't care anymore. I love you, even if you are fusing with the king of hell! It doesn't matter to me, anymore.
"Speaking of sleeping here..." *anne lays down on one of the booths*

May as well rest here, too. I mean, it may as well be my home away from home here in the nexus...
I don't know what to say to that.....
*Hibki falls asleep*
Yeah, it is rather strange.

"Dont worry, i wont take this too far, i swear..."
Sleep well Dahlia
*Turns to Yang and holds her*

I feel the same way. We WILL get through this, one way or another.
Well, true love has no bounds.
You two really make a great couple.
HOLD ON JUST A DIDDLY DERN SECOND!
G'night guys.

"Sleep well, peeps."
What if, I can't believe I'm saying this, the power of love overtakes him and stops Shi and Lucifer from fusing!?
I doubt it
It's so crazy it just might work!
*both of us simultaniously* hmm?
What is it Dahlia?
*she looks at Bona confused* Isn't that only in fairytales?
Yang, Shiza, comments?
I know, but this is the nexus for crying out loud! You never know!
...isn't that only in fairy tales...?
I...doubt it. I'm either vouching for we kick his ass and banish him, or we let it happen and I'll strike a deal to let me have free will. Nothing is final, so you all have time to put in your options slash opinions,
Seriously though, there's crazy enough to work...and then there's just plain damn crazy.
Well i guess it wouldnt be too bad between two spiritual beings, but it just still doesnt feel quite right with me.

"I promise, ill try not to take the whole thing too far out of hand..."
Whoop his ass
I am voting for fight
I mean... this whole "power of love" thing has been known to be very potent, so dont knock it till you try it out...
I'm up for a fight, but.... I'm kinda at unease about it...
I wouldn't go around saying your about to punch a demon lord in the face. I still say power of love. At least try it, you never know!
Try this power of love thing then.....
*facepalms*

Oh lord...The friends you keep...Fine. Now how do you suppose you'll be doing this?
I mean, were talking "deus ex" levels of potent. Its crazy the amounts of conflict it solves.
Pfft, whaddaya want him to do, Bon? Dress in drag and do the hula?
Pfft, whaddaya want him to do, Bon? Dress in drag and do the hula?
It's the nexus, crazy things happen.
*laugh*
(Woooww. Great double post there, eh)
What-no! It's like in fairy tales, like you said! Just act like your in a fairy tale or something like that. I didn't think this through much OK!?
Makes no sense....
*starts playing Let's Just Live on scroll*

Click to load youtube video
...but still, how're we supposed to work with that?
That's up to you Shiza and Yang
Uh...fairy tale?

*Looks at Yang with an awkward frown*

W-What do you mean?
You know, Romeo and Juliet, Cinderella, stuff like that! I
Ooc: ignore the I.
So basically, kiss to break a spell of sorts, right?
I would say so. It's like they have true love. It has to work!
I think i dont know much about love
*she laughs a little* Ah, it's nothing, Shiza... *she snuggles closer to Shiza* But.... Act like we're in a fairytale...? How.....??
Uh, hate to break it to you, but the possession has been going on WAY before our relationship. We've done just about everything, so I doubt this'll work. Oh fuck that sounded better in my head...
True love's kiss? Cinderella? Romeo and Juliet? You're making me think of Romeo and Cinderella, Bona...
......
*she sighs* This went downhill....
We fight then....
*a giant wyvern with red electricity surging throughout peaks it's giant head into the cafe and looks around*
Look it's wyvern
I'm not even going to ask
Ask what?
Why is there a wyvern in here!?
*Facepalm x2 combo*

God that was...why did I even think that would work? Fight it is?
I dont know
*pulls out a metal rod while wearing rubber gloves* i see electricity, im not taking alot of chances.
You want to fight Shiza?
*she nods* Fight it is.....
*hisses of what Shiza said and trys to pull out his head out but is stuck*
Y-Yeah. We'll give it our best shot. We're going to need way more people then we have now, though. Say, three more? Four even?
Dahlia i found a guy who needs a change of heart
OOC: I just realized that's a monster hunter wyvern. Whoever you are, nice. Good tastes, my friend.
*wakes up to the hissing to see the giant dragon dog thing*

OH MY G.... WHAT IS THAT!?!?!
*sits in a stool and watches*
It's not that scary
*tries to approach the creature* do we have any way to translate this thing?
*speaks in wyvern language* Hello
Hold on... *looks closely* thats a zinogre... i didnt know they existed in the nexus... or any monster of this size, really...
OOC: Well thank ya. Giant Monster Hunter fan
IC: *simply looks at the group as it attempts to pull it's head out of the door frame*
*she yawns and seems like she's about to doze off*
Get some rest guys
...its stuck.
We might have to break the door.
At a time like this you think it's a good idea to sleep?
Boss will be mad
Why?
I think it's good
If we break the door
I can fix it. We just need to break it for a few.
.........
Hold on… *tries to get the zinogre out of the door frame*
Anyone got tons of butter?
I have bitter in my pocket and a cloning ray.
Nope
Ooc: butter not bitter
Check the fridge
Why the hell do you have butter in your...never mind.
Why do you have butter in your pocket?
*pulls some lubricant from the hyperspace satchel(tm) and lubricates the head* there we go, easy does it.
*kisses Yang on the forehead*

Goodnight, my love.
Don't question it. I wanted a buttersock OK!?
........ok?
I carry weird shit too. I still have this damn radio and key card from my last assassination. I'll need it for my personal vendetta later, though.
*she smiles and kisses his cheek* Goodnight, hon~... *she falls asleep in his arms, smiling*
*tries to slide the zinogre's head out* easy does it. Careful... careful...
(I'm leaving cause I'm bored soooooooo...............)
I wonder what this....Zinogre? Is doing here.
OOC: I'll do the Satan fight tomorrow. It's twelve am, and I'd rather not do plot bullshit right now.
*lets out a giant bark due to it being hungry*
Are you out yet? Will you be ok?
*gives Zinogre a plate of curry*
If you are, try tilting your head to get in. *tilts head* like this.
*walks up to the cafe to only see the zinogre and calls Yang via phone call*

uhhh... Yang... why is there a giant wyvern in LeBlanc?
*Shiza grabs Yang's phone and answers it*

Spectre? She's asleep man. Just chill.

*Hangs up*
*begins lapping up the curry plate and purrs in comfort as it finally pull out its head*
Come on, try it. *tilts head again* like this...
Spectre? Then why do I see him... and I am Prophet.
do you need butter Dahlia?
Oh, you were just hungry? I see.
Nah, i got em out.
I'm trying to focus, and you're messing with a dog...thing? Oh goddammit.
It was stuck and we had to get it out. Plus, admit it, it's adorable! Who's a good Zinogre? You are! You are! *pets the zinogre*
*Yu appears out of a strange portal.*
Been a while since I've been here. What is this about exactly, Shiza?
*Facepalm...again*

Ugh...Why me? Sure, sure. He's cute. I'm going to sleep.

*Lays back in the booth with Yang in his arms and falls asleep*
Yu! Perfect timing!
*Jerks back up*

Oh right. A-hem. Bona? You ask, and you shall receive.
So, we have a demon problem. A big one.
Zinogres are large wyvern/ wolf-like hybrid monsters that charge electricity in crystal looking fur though a special species of bugs. They seem rather docile compared to the reports ive seen of them, though.
Demon? What kind of demon exactly?
*feels comforted and licks Bona in an act of gratitude while the red thunderbugs begin to clamor around it*
The demon lord. Shiza here is possessed by him. We need 1st one help. He wants to be with his new gf, yang.
Alright, let me cue him in. Yu, I'm currently possessed by Stan himself. He says the more I use the demonic powers I've been bestowed with, the closer we are to becoming one. I require your assistance and expertise on how to fix this.
OOC: *Satan

Goddammit. Stan Lee's possessing me.
OoC: Stan lol
Ooc: I'm during omg
Ooc: dieing
OOC: Please kill me. This is the only favor I ask. Also, it's twelve thirty in the fucking morning, fuck you.
*gently pets the zinogre* are you ok? You wont get yourself hurt looking for food now, will you?
Let me think...I've dealt with divinity before but possession is a unique case. The best way to deal with possession like this is to deal with it at the root.
*manages to enters in*

Finally. And usually Zinogres are hostile in their territories but this one seems calm.
The root of the problem is Lucifer, but how do we "deal" with him exactly?
Good question, we could always try the direct approach.
Ugh, please don't tell me we gotta fight him. I don't wanna die.
*start scratching an itch spot and tufts of fur and scales begin to fall out of the spot*
It won't be just you fighting him. Just saying.
I've already fought one iteration of Lucifer and won, thou I don't remember much of that fight.
I know, but it's LUCIFER we're talking about here! Plus, what will yang think about it!?
Are you itchy? Here, lemme help. *scratches the itchy spot*
Yang said, and I quote, "I'm up for a fight, but.... I'm kinda at unease about it..." So...yeah.
*walks up to the Zinogre and picks up a scale bigger than his hand*

What even is this made out of?
Also, I've kicked a demon's ass before. Does anyone remember my mention of cross-dimensional travel? No? Never mind. Point is, we can do this.
Apparently some kind of conductive material...
As long as we work together anything can be overcome.
Ugh fine. We'll do it later though. It's super late. Should probably be getting a bed. Yu, can you come tommorow night?
If it's for a friend I can be here anytime.
OOC: What time shall I do this tomorrow? Has to be during the day, or late evening.
OOC: Anytime after 5:00 PST works for me.
*happily pants as Dahlia scratches the spot it can't reach*
Ooc: I'd have to do it sometime after 9:00 pm est.
OOC: @Yu-Narukami
You're three hours behind me, so 5 PM I'd assume.
*continues scratching* there we go... good boy...