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New Generation of Phantom Thieves
[A thread for the more literate RPers]

People have forgotten about the Phantom Thieves of Hearts over the years but their accomplishment have still remained. Under the hustle and bustle of busy politicians to daily family life, it seemed as if everyone was truly neighbors with one another. Very rarely do adults confront one another or bury secrets with the dead. But with all things good and cliche in the world, good endings never really last. The world was constantly changing and it's the people that decide if the change is for the better or the worst. This time around, the change was too great for the adults to keep up with.

Once again, people started being hostile to one another. Family friends steal from one another, parents go about abusing their children and politicians do whatever they can to meet their own needs. You were not blind to this. You knew all too well what lies beneath the stage after the curtains fall. You can tell the difference between good and evil but you were a mere teenager attending high school. What power did you have to stop the confusing world of adults? Life was truly an unjust game for you. That's why you and your friends went looking for answers. Ways to expose the lies under the surface. Ultimately this search has lead you to the new and reformed metaverse.

Much like the original phantom thieves, you were on your way to school when an app was installed to your phone that transported you outside of where your school was supposed to be. Luckily you weren't the only one there. A group of fellow classman have arrived with you. How are you going to find your way back with the help of other students? Can you reform the system once more?
OOC: as much as I'd like to join this, I don't have the time right now. I'll check back when I do in like 4 hours though.
What is this place and what's there where the school should be?
What is this place
ooc: May join... after food
Forget the what for now, WHERE is this freaking palace?
No idea
Let's go inside
How wierd...
Yeah, lets go.
*enters with Dahlia*
*cautious while entering*
*Enters kinda nervous*

OOC: is this an RP where we are our characters or not?
*enters in brandishing a very sharp looking dagger*
I swear to God if I have to bust some heads, I will. This is probably just a prank, but if it's not I'm gonna go apeshit.
Might be a prank
*shrieks in fear* please, put that down!
It is for protection dammit! If this shit isn't a prank I'm NOT gonna be the one to die!
Calm down man.....
Dahlia are you alright?
Y-yeah... im fine... just got a bit startled, thats all...
*Hibki pulls out his cellphone* Hey what's this new app? It looks like a navigation app.
The real question is do we go in deeper or try and leave. This looks just like one of my Japanese animes; one that doesn't end well.
*checks phone* i got it too
Eff this shit man. * he leaves, running*
It was a bad idea
Hey, i got it too. *shows phone*
We should try use it
You know the app
*suddenly appears* ...oh...okay...this is apparently happening now...
Well we're already in we might as well go deeper.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I think i remember vaguely getting an app like this...
What was that laugh?
*surprised* Who's there? WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?!
EXCUSE ME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I'M PIXIE FROM THE METAVERSE 🅱️EPIS DELIVERY SERVICE

I'M HERE TO DELIVER YOUR ORDER TO THIS ADDRESS

*drops off a gallon of 🅱️epis in a giant can*

THANK YOU TO THE PALACE OWNER FOR THEIR CONTINUED PATRONAGE OF METAVERSE 🅱️EPIS

Also, I am glad that you're happy, laughing man, but please do stop, you're driving me insane.
*starts playing Tetris on her phone*
*looks at the giant can* what is this? Some kind of off-brand pepsi?
*checks the can*
So where the hell are we! And where is the school!?
Hello welcome to our new Metaverse location. You have quite the big party with you today. So, what are you all ordering?
That flying girl sad metaverse
*said*
This is all wierd...
What should we do Dahlia?
Can I get uhhhhhhhhh...
Sorry I don't eat Taco Bell.
I would say this calls for an investigation but... it doesnt seem like we can do that now.
This looks like a perfect place to set up a new Akechihop location filled with numerous amounts of pancakes and syrup. I'm sure it will be a good location!
uhhhhhhhhhhhh
...fuck it. *Walks deeper inside*
We must use the app
Ah! Hey, wait for me! * follows star*
*Hibki follows Star inside*
*follows Dahlia*
1 🅱️oneless taco please. And a chicken biscuit. Oh, and take the bones and make them into a little sculpture of a dog. Thanks.
Hey guys! Wait for me!
ooc: Welp the thread is in anarchy. GM where u at
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY SON NOCTIS LUCIUS CAELUM!? HE'S ALMOST IN HIS IN HIS TWENTIES. SORTA TALL. LOOKS LIKE A HOT TOPIC DISCOUNT SASUKE. HE'S PRETTY GODDAMN EMO, TOO. NOCTIS!? NOOOCTIS!? YOUR TWINK IS HERE.
Make it quick please. This giant can of 🅱️epis I found is getting warm.
A 🅱️ONELESS PIZZA WITH A 2 LITER OF KOKE
Whoa… what is going on here?
Some weird stuff
*The party stumbles into a store filled with all sorts of weapons* Hi welcome to Suou's slaughter store! Can I get you people anything today? *He looks over at them and smiles*
I have no idea, but it's probably not important.
Weapon shop great
Ya got any life draining swords?
Erm... no thank you... *darts off somewhere else*
What do you have?
Also any Shurikens?
@BonafideMonafide04 GET IN LINE OR I'LL SHOW YOU A WORLD OF STRENGTH I NEED MY TACOS AND CHICKIE BISCUITS
Uhh, yeah, how much for a pistol and rapier?
Dahlia you should get a weapon just in case
Yeah a 9mm pistol please.
Katana
@Prompto "How many times do I have to tell you? I am not your son, we are not related, and I am not emo. Also, who is Sasuke?"
Erm ok... how much for a broadsword and bow?
Weapon shop? I'll take some Shurikens. Do you have any Life draining swords?
Give me a katana
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
*puts and tiny 9 millimetre long pistol on the counter*
That'll be 60000 macca, thank you. We also accept life stones!
Macca? But we only have yen...
*ignores the laugh*
*shutters at the laugh* who IS that? Please, show yourself!
OOC: what currency does the Nexus have actually?
*Hibki hands over the Macca and takes the gun*
@NoctisLucisCaelum "Sorry, man. It's an anime thing and you pretty much are emo. Black on black? Look at yourself! They have your picture in the dictionary when someone pulls up emo!"
Lot of commotions around here.
*shoves a makajam gem down Tidus' throat*
Sorry for that disturbance.
*He tosses Bona a blood red sword and a bag full of
Shuriken* Sure no problem. *Hands Reaper a katana and Hibiki a beretta* so anyone else? Oh right! *He tosses a bow and broadswords to Dehlia* I'm not actually trying to make money or anything this is just cause I'm bored. Anybody need an Evoker got tons of those things.
Yeah i want that Evoker
Hello there. do you have Shurikens? I'll also take a spear.
What about our masks? Are they still usable?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Tidus jumps down* HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Have you people seen my lost dog?

*he bring out his poster*

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Oh thanks.
Thank you! *takes the Shurikens and sword* how much?
Ooc:also forget my last post
@Prompto "Anime... thing? For the last time, Prompto, I am not emo, I just like the color. You wear mostly black, too."
*runs up to tidus and hold him at bow-point* STOP LAUGHING AND TELL ME YOUR NAME OR ILL SHOOT!
Suou's weapons huh...

Hey, does this store serve 🅱️oneless tacos? The taco bell over there won't take my order for some reason. Please? I'm fiending for some, I'm hungry after punching YHVH in the face for the 3rd time this week
HAHAHAHAHA! *Tidus slaps the bow away*
*He tosses Reaper an Evoker to Reaper* Don't see why you couldn't in here. *Apollo appears and causally tries to turn Tidus to ash with a blast of flames that's about 3 times his size* Mine still work like normal.
*cat noises*
Tacos? No I serve weapons and the odd killing.
Thanks *takes the katana and the Evoker*
Hey, is that a little Nekomata? Wanna join my squad and hit up Lucifer's True Demon Bar? It'll be awesome. They've fusion machines and everything.
Hey Cait! Youre not talking though.
*slaps tidus with the side of my sword* SHUT THE FUCK UP, CLOWN! *picks up bow and holds it at a distance where it wont get smacked away* I WONT HESITATE, BASTARD! *visibly less sane than usual*
*Tidus delflects the blast* HAHAHAHAHA!
Tatsu! You didn't give away my newly infused weapons did you? I haven't even tested them yet!
*Hibki aims the gun and fires at Tidus* This works good!
Looks like nobody seen her. Well, my journey continues.

*he wonders around aimlessly*
*Tidus jumps away from everyone and into the palace* HAHAHAHAHAHA!
*more cat noises*
*grabs Tidus* Will you shut up?
DO YOU DO ANYTHING BUT LAUGH!? * anger has reached fever pinch* *flaming mask appears on her face* silence him... anne bonny... *pulls off mask*
@NoctisLucisCaelum Whatever you say you willy-dicked, dick-willy! Time to get back to Insomnia!
Nah Lux that are all mine... Wait what are we even doing here?
Hey wait a sec, are you that @Shou_Tucker guy? Yeah I think I found your dog. I fused it with a jack frost. Up at Mido's place.

It's a Chimera now.
Cait? Youre just making cat noises. I can't understand you.
*angry cat noises in the general direction of Tidus*
I don't know...I don't remember how I got here.
SHUT UP is what he's saying. I speak a little cat. Not much but a bit.
*Tidus is deep in the palace, his laughs still echo on* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Don't bother with him Dahlia
*hops on anne ship* AFTER HIM!
Let the laughing madman have his fun, at least he doesn't seem upset.
OK. *cat noises translating to "Cait why are you only making cat noises what happened to speaking normally*
B-but... what if he tries to kill us amidst the madness?
*hops on the ship as well*

*cat noises intensify*
@ChaosTrash

Uhhh why would you fused my dog?

We are stronger
What's he gonna do? Laugh you to death?
*hops on the ship*
Well when you're ready to go lemme know Lux. I'm not sure where I came in so the app won't work.
I dunno... flail a sword at us and try to run it through the chest?
*cat noises that translate to "What? You were cursed to only talk using cat noises?"*
*Laughs echo all around you as swarms of shadows surround everyone* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
@Prompto "Oh my god, what did you just call me?" Facepalms. "Prompto, I think we need to talk, man. I'm taking you off the team."
@Shou_Tucker I wanted to make it stronger!

*summons Chimera from COMP*

Look! It knows Agilao now! Ain't that the coolest shit you've ever seen?

Hey, Chimera, burn the laughing guy!
*affirmative cat noises*
I can just teleport out. As long as this isn't in some weird pocket dimension or something.
*more cat noises as he uses Magarula*
*gasps* he's the palace master! Break through the shadows!
Dahlia let's find him
*Hops on*
*Cat noises that translate to "Did you anger a witch and they cursed you?"*
Anne, fire a mapsio at em!

*suddenly anne can start talking outside of the awakening* "roger~!"
Oh. There's a lot more lf them now. Well, I'd best skedaddle!

*takes Chimera under one arm and the giant 🅱️epis in the other and runs to Taco Bell*
But...my dog....
@NoctisLucisCaelum "But dude... What am I going to do now? Go back to being an MT? I killed my own dad! You've seen my DLC!"
*looks at prompto and noctis* wanna hop on board? Were going on a shadow hunt.
*hops on*
*Lazily raises an Evoker to his head then pulls the trigger and watches as Lucifer and Satan wipe away the shadows with Armageddon* That probably won't actually do it for some reason.
*additional cat noises at no extra charge!*
*The palace doors open as a laugh exits them* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
It's open
*Hibki fires his gun towards the laughs*
*Cat noises translating to "You did didn't you"
Anne, can you translate that?

"Yeah, i think... hes trying to say that hes doesntt know why hes talking in cat noises…"
*cat noises continue as they enter the Palace*
Lets go anne, full speed ahead!

"Okay, leave transport to me for now!"
Why is laughter an enemy, I didn't sign up for this.
*Cat noises translating to "I knew it"*
... Lux do you detect those shadows or something? Did Armageddon actually work?
I think the laughing man thinks he owns this place. We gotta stop him. You coming with?
Sadly I gotta go... Besides that spell is tiring.
*No shadows detected in direct proximity*
Guess it did work...
*Cat noises 2: Electric Boogaloo*
A loud, deeper laughter roars throughout the palace, causing the ground to shake like an earthquake, and the giant 🅱️epis can to fall over and spill everywhere.
Yeah I'm coming. I was talking to Cait. He said he was cursed to talk like a cat instead of regularly for some reason.
@Prompto "DLC? What are you talking about man? You can hang back and play with your gun or something." He turned to Dehlia and shook his head. "I only came here because I heard Prompto yelling and thought I'd come deal with him."
Earthquake?
*Cat noises 3 and knuckles translating to "it's OK. I'll find a way to stop the curse"*
*he chuckles and smirks* Hah finally that spell is actually doing what it's meant to! ... Uh can you warp me out Lux?
Oh, shit, my drink! Calm down Chimera, you'll get some chicken biscuits soon boy.
AAH! *anne and dahlia are dreanched* what the heck was that?

"*sigh* and i just got this washed, too..."
Are you alright Dahlia?
@NoctisLucisCaelum "NOCTIS I THOUGHT WE HAD A THING. WE WERE BROS. YOU WERE MY BABY." Points gun. "I WON'T HESITATE BITCH."
*annoyed cat noises*
The 🅱️epis seems to endlessly flow through the palace, creating a waterslide of 🅱️epis. It looks mighty fun.
*More laughter is heard* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *A swarm of jack frosts start pouring down th hallway Heehoing along the way*
Yeah, im fine... but for some reason anne bonny started talking and we got soaked with this off-brand pepsi junk...

"The madness that has consumed this palace and its owner has allowed me to talk... its a pleasure to meet you, mr. Reaper. I have heard much about you from Lady dahlia's interactions."
*mad cat noises as he uses Maragi*
Sure, I'm done here anyway.
*Lux grabs onto Tatsu before his wrists start clicking and they disappear in a flash of light*
Uh....
Anne, jack frosts at 7! Fire a maragion!

"Yes, ma'am!"
Nice to meet you too
It is a pleasure to meet you to reeper
*shoots himself in the head with the evoker
The Jack Frosts were blasted off their feet by the cat's stream of fire. But they didn't account for the more dangerous foe, lurking in the darkness. A Black Frost! How would our intrepid heroes deal with this?
*more cat noises as Fire Dance happens. Three fire pillars. This dance is lit*
*Shoots himself with a shotgun*
*Jack frost brain splatters all over the place*
Oh dear, they brought out the big guns...

"How shall we deal with this, lady dahlia?"
*Cat noises 4 episode 1 translating to "Your welcome" while using Psiodyne to keep Tidus still*
Ooc 😂💯
*The laughs grow ever larger, then a giant king Frost falls from the ceiling crushing the Black Frost Hee Hoing very loud* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Well... from what i researched hes neutrally affected by psi attacks, so give him a psiodyne!

"Aye aye!"
What the- Pillowzilla, Agidyne!
*cat noises as he stabs the king*
A King Frost? The sovereign of all Frosts? Oh no. I hee-hope our heroes can get through this one! What a flashy crown it wears... maybe it's distract for it's weak spot?

But what would I know, I'm just the narrator!
*Pillowzilla breaths fire*
"Well, its not gonna hit the intended target, but it will hit something…"

The question of where the heck it came from stil remains…
*tries to nom the crown, with muffled cat noises*
@Prompto "We did have a thing, before you decided to run around and yell at the top of your voice about myself being your son." He blinks at the gun. "What are you gonna do, shoot me?"
Prompto shoots Noctis.
I want daddy mishima to fist me hard
@NoctisLucisCaelum "You shot me off the train that one time! Why can't I shoot you and besides... I thought you left me. You know how I am when I'm away from ya... You're the best bro ever."
Press EFF to pay respect
*hollers over to prompto* so are you getting on, or what?

"There's always room for one more~"
*rips the crown from king frost's head and slides down the cola river while wearing it*
ONE MORE GOD REJECTED
...

"..."

Well that happened...
*god-rejecting cat noises*
Yeah.....
*Sox unicorns charge in* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAMA!
I think Tidus has Autism
With his crown stolen, King Frost was naught but a mere Jack Frost. He(e-ho) ran away in tears. Poor Jack Frost.
*mildly bored cat noises as he does another Magarula*
I want to be fucked by my shadow
You know what, lets try a triple down.

"Kay~, shooting now~!"
Uh okay...
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Tidus' laughter was too powerful! Each wave of HA knocked all the bullets out of his path!
*goes to sleep*
sleep child, and I shall look over you in your sleep
Why is he sleeping?....
Maybe the curse is making him tired?

"That seems likely..."
CAN I JUST LIKE DIE?
Yeah it seemd
*seems*
*Tidus jumps from a balcony slashing Reaper with his sword* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*dodges quickly*
Ragnarok!!!!!!!!
Tidus can you fuck me please?
See, i told you he would do that.
You were right
I WANT FCUK AND DIE
Go fuck yourself
*Tidis dodges any oncoming attack and continues his onslaught of attacks on Reaper* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I would if I could
*takes out the katana*
*attacks Tidus*
*Takes out autism* I WILL BANISH YOU TO HELL C*NT
HEUEHEUHEUEHEUEHUEHEUEHUEEHUEHUE
DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN?
I won't die here *uses evoker* Ragnarok!!!
*Tidus falls to the ground, his laughter is faint* hahahahahahahaha....
oh nu, Tidus plz don't die ;-;
I will sacrifice my life to yooooooouu
*Kool-Aid mans through the wall* HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE REZZZZZZZZ
*He casts samerecarm and salvation on Tidus*
Get out my sight
WE WILL NOT LET YOU KILL TIDUS
TIDUS RISE!
*uses the app* Time to go
BEGONE THOT
Bye bye!

*anne speaks at the same time, in a more flirtatious voice* "bye bye~"
*disappears*
Damn i forgot about Dahlia *comes back*
Tidus rose once again, revitalized, letting out a huge roar of laughter!
Are you not coming?
*with that, they all vanish on anne' boat, leaving no trace of their presence behind*
TIDUS, KILL TAHT REAPER CUCK AND CUT HIS DICK
We made it Dahlia
*outside* that was a wild ride...
Yeah it was i couldn't leave you behind
PLEASE DON'T STAND IN THE WAY OF MY DELIVERY ROUTE LAUGHING GUY
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We should head home
*appears out of nowhere and cracks open an ice cold 🅱️epis*
All's well that ends well.
Well, now that we've heard my personas speaking here, maybe that will be like a new norm within the metaverse...
Yeah, lets go back to leblanc.
STILL WAITING ON MY CHICKEN BISCUIT WHAT IS THIS SERVICE
So... I was on break, sorry. How about a after Palace taco party?
(Can I join, and is this our normal OCs, or should we have different characters?)
Hell yeah, taco party, let's rock!