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Night shift hell
((shit post rp))

Akira is working the night shift. Fuck shit up around the store.
Skyla walks in. "Hey."
*sitting on top of a shelf next to a shopping cart carrying at least dozen packs of Skittles, intently sketching out the form of the store's mascot from a poster*

Hmm...
*Gamma walks in and wordlessly passes the drinks. As he goes the drinks begin to freeze, causing most of them to expand and holes to form in their containers, as he leaves the drink section they begin to thaw, and start leaking all over the floor*
Skyla sits down at a table.
*Hibki walks in and casts Zandyne all over the place blowing products all around the store*
*uses psiodyne to just make it seem like there are ghosts*
Oh no, my Skittles!
*Destroys Yusuke's skittles*
*Pancake Knight walks in and grabs a bowl and starts to mix pancake batter, while making a fire out of cardboard boxes, he then uses a metal sheet and makes pancakes
*Gamma runs for cover as the drinks begin to fly through the air, now spraying everywhere*
*Hibki steals all the money from the register before leaving and sealing the doors with glue after replacing all the windows with rubber*
*Shoots random products and breaks one of the doors*
*runs into the back room with the remaining skittles and hides in a cardboard box fort*

Maybe I'll get some peace in here...
"...This is chaos... I may as well join in with a small amount."

Skyla uses Maragidyne on everyone else's hair.
*Counteracts by casting Mabufudyne*
"Damnit!" She uses headbutt on Kageomi
*Blocks the headbutt and rolls away yelling "BONELESS PIZZA"*
"...What."
*casually walks in* I just want some coffee
*Hiding in the animal cracker shelves, eating everything* So the shecret crahker is the phenguin... *says this with a full mouth*
*Continues to roll and is just randomly screaming*
NO MY HAIR
*uses psiodyne to put a pot on skylas head and use eigaon to make it so she can't see at all*
"Eh, I resist Dar- uh Curse, so this isn't a problem." Skyla grabs the pot and throws it back at @FemBFMF04 using Agidyne on @FemBFMF04's clothing.
*grabs the store's microphone and looks at it curiously*
Skyla walks up to PrimPrim, and then slaps the microphone, making a huge sound.
*She flinches at the noise, but then examines it again. She takes a deep breath. Cue a massive Hyper Voice throughout the whole store*
*Stops rolling and runs into a corner, still screaming randomly*
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