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Akechihop
Akechihop: Final Pancakesy
The evil Goroians come to steal the Pancake Crystal which fuels thy restaurant, We must defend it so they cannot have our power. *barricades the windows* Akechihop must not fall.
Bgammax
*Gamma seems confused as they look at the barricaded windows. They walk up to the door, and knock*
Hey, why did you block the windows? Seems kinda pointless to me
Akechihop
*looks over at Gamma* They're coming. They want the Grand Pancake crystal.
PrimPrim
*A seal creature makes a sad noise. She cannot get pancakes if the store is blocked.*
Bgammax
*Gamma simply stares at Akechi*
T... Whatever, can I come in and have some pancakes? I mean, this is a pancake place.
Akechihop
*Opens up the entrance for the customers* please, enjoy your time here, but they may be here soon...
Bgammax
*Gamma walks in, looking down the familiar pancake buffet. They then begin walking to the desert pancakes section, and begin taking them from there*
PrimPrim
*The seal claps her flippers and heads inside, soon finding delicious syrupy pancakes*
Akechihop
*Horns are heard in the distance*
Akechihop
oh no
HibkiKuze
*Hibki runs in* Something is chasing me! Close the doors!
Akechihop
*Closes the doors behind Hibki* They're here......
Bgammax
*Comes back with a large variety of desert-flavored pancakes. Like chocolate sunday, devil's food cake, Hot fudge, a lot of unhealthy chocolate stuff. As they sit down and begin to eat, Gamma turns to akechi*
You know, you still haven't said who "they" are
Pancake_Knight
*PK bursts through a door

I heard there was danger! What's going on!
Akechihop
*looks at Gamma* They are savage beasts. Akechi's who do not with to share the sweet taste of pancakes with anyone. Akechihop has handled the Grand Pancake Crystal for generations. If the Goroians take the crystal.....No more pancakes.
*Turns to look at Pancake Knight* Yes, there is danger afoot. the Goroians...they come.
Pancake_Knight
I shall defend this great establishment against the horde of evil!

*PK swings his sword in the air

Huzzah!
Bgammax
*Gamma turns back to Akechi, and speaks between bites of deserty pancakes*
Honestly, some of this stuff.... Is barely pancake at this point..... So while it would be bad.... You might still be in business..... Without real pancakes.
Akechihop
*Looks at Gamma and nods* True, but what is an Akechi without pancakes?
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs, and looks towards the door, questioning Akechi*
So.... You know the most about them. Do these Akechis resist ice? Asking for a friend. Also would you mind if your doors and windows were frozen solid to help keep them out?
Goroian_Army
*Walks up to the entrance and knocks* Hey! Open up damn it!
Akechihop
*Looks at Gamma* You can do that. *Hears the knock* Oh excuse me one moment. *Walks to the door* WE ARE CURRENTLY CLOSED! *Turns around and winks*
PrimPrim
*The seal hides behind a mountain of pancakes in fear. And hunger.*
Goroian_Army
Oh, well. Uh. Pardon us. We didn't know what the hours were. Sorry for the bother. *The Goroian army retreats*
Bgammax
Very well. Pardon me, some pancakes may get caught in the crossfire.
Shiranui, Ice Age
*Gamma's persona bursts into life around them, as a layer of ice heads towards the front of the store. The ice rapidly thickens as it climbs the walls and freezes over the doors and windows*
There, that'll take them a while.
Akechihop
Phew, that was a tough battle. I didn't know what would happen. FREE PANCAKES ALL AROUND!
Bgammax
*Gamma looks around, confused*
Wait, what? So I just froze the front of the store for no reason? This.... YOu know what, who cares. I don't have to pay for these pancakes anymore.
*begins rapidly eating his stack of pancakes*
PrimPrim
*Cheers happily and buries her head in the pancake pile*
HibkiKuze
Primprim! Pancake eating contest! You vs me!
Akechihop
Goroians are stupid hahaha. but...they may come back...
PrimPrim
*Nods and sweeps a bunch of pancakes over to her with a flipper*
Bgammax
*Gamma shrugs, once again speaking between bites*
Well, I'm not going to the trouble... of thawing it.... that's for sure. If they're back soon.... They'll deal with it...
Pancake_Knight
Okay! Pancakes!

*PK runs into the pancake aisles grabbing enormous amounts of pancakes
HibkiKuze
*Hibki readies a giant pile of pancakes* Count us off!
PrimPrim
*She shuffles the pancakes into a neat stack before awaiting the signal*
Akechihop
Ah, Its nice to see people enjoying delicious pancakes!