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Junes Shopping Centre! Serving all your Needs!

*A grand tower looms over the Nexus, with a giant Junes sign on it, with a speaker system saying the same line on repeat

Welcome to Junes! Where everyday is customer appreciation day!

~Everyday is Great at your Junes~

Yu-Narukami

*Yu walks into Junes confused.*

This again...looks like the real deal this time too.

Fresh_Prince_Junes

Yo! Partner! How have you been!

*a Yosuke with yellow eyes appears behind Yu patting him on the back

So! Want to grab some food? We have those steak croquessts I know you love!

Stygian_Zinogre

*walks up to Yu as his fur begins to spark red electricity*

Yu-Narukami

*Yu looks back at Yosuke with a look of relief.*

Oh, Yosuke it's you. I didn't know you ended up in the Nexus, too.

Fresh_Prince_Junes

Looks like you've made a friend! How are you buddy!

*Yosuke begins petting the Zinogre

Aren't you a good boy!

Yu-Narukami

*Yu sees the Zinogre and tenses up.*

A shadow?

*He backs away from it and pulls out his sword.*

Yu-Narukami

*Yu looks at Yosuke petting the Zinogre with a worried expression.*

Yosuke, be careful. We don't know what that creature is!

Stygian_Zinogre

*he sits down and looks at Yu as he begins to speak*

Owner of Dahlia. Collar made by Spectre.

Yu-Narukami

*Yu's expression lightens up.*

It talks? Is it like Teddie then?

Fresh_Prince_Junes

Ah it can't be a shadow! Otherwise it would attack us immediately! Besides! Its not like they could get past our impenetrable forces!

Mizutsune

*she slides up to the Zinogre*

Don't worry about us. We actually admire humanity so we bring no harm.

*she blows out a stream of bubbles*

Yu-Narukami

*Yu puts his word away and begins to relax.*

I guess you're right. Maybe I've been getting paranoid from being around Tatsuya too long.

Mizutsune

*looks at Yu as her azure eyes glows*

I am a leviathan and Flik is a wyvern.

Fresh_Prince_Junes

Tatsuya? You mean that guy in red? He's alright I guess! At any rate I hope we can get some business here! Building this entire tower cost allot!

Fresh_Prince_Junes

Levitation and Wyvern hm? Are you monsters of sorts?

Yu-Narukami

*Yu looks at Yosuke.*

Tower? What are you talking about Yosuke?

*He looks at the Leviathan and Wyvern.*

A Leviathan and a Wyvern? That sounds like something out of a fantasy book or game.

Migrant

*Comes along shopping. Namely, it would seem, for TVs. Several of them.*

Fresh_Prince_Junes

Hello there miss! Enjoying the selection of electronics?

Did you not realize Yu? This entire tower was built and stocked exclusively by JunesÂ©Â®â„¢!

Mizutsune

*she chuckles of what Yu said*

We are real as the animals you hunt and gather.

Migrant

Yes, if only because the prices here are cheap.

See I've got plans and I need a bunch of these for them.

Fresh_Prince_Junes

Well I hope you enjoy your many TVs! Because everyday is customer appreciation day!

~Everyday is Great at your Junes~

Yu-Narukami

*Yu looks at the Mizutsune.*

Well, I've seen crazy monsters before so it's not that surprising.

*Yu looks over to Migrant.*

Hey, Migrant. What're you buying a bunch of TVs for?

naby

*is also in the tv area*

Fresh_Prince_Junes

Hello there sir! How are you today!

naby

im good.. im just looking for some tvs for my home

Kageomi

*Walks around Junes, coming up to the area of TVs.*

Yu-Narukami

*Yu walks up to Yosuke.*

So, what have you been up to besides running Junes since getting here?

Migrant

Um.... no immediate need. I just had an idea recently and, well, shadow hunting is a far too lucrative career.

Fresh_Prince_Junes

Please enjoy the large variety we have!

@Kage

My my! The TV aisle is quite popular! How are you today!

@Yu

Oh you know! The usual! Building my shadow ar- I mean building my shallow armoury! Yeah! Nothing evil!

Yu-Narukami

*Yu looks at Yosuke strangely.*

You feeling okay Yosuke, I've never seen you this motivated about working.

Kageomi

Jus' seein' if I could buy any of these. Need somethin' to kill time.

DetectiveHonoka

*steps inside*

Damn, what a day. Just one dead end after another. Well, guess dinner is in order.

*Goes to look at what microwave dinners he can afford*

Fresh_Prince_Junes

Aw come on man! You've done my S-Link! You can see the card on the screen right now!

*the camara then pans back and Yu can see cards appear

http://i.imgur.com/rQtPak6.jpg

Yu-Narukami

Wait...

I'm not the only one who can see those things?

Fresh_Prince_Junes

@Kageomi

We have very affordable prices! Please take your time!

@Detective

Hello there sir! We have a food court on the top of the tower if your hungry!

Fresh_Prince_Junes

What do you mean Partner? All I can see is the truth slowly drif- I mean all I can see is the truck slowing tipping over! Somebody stop that truck!

DetectiveHonoka

Ah, sorry to say but I can't afford to eat out much. Plus, I have work to do after this. If it's all the same to you, I think I'll just buy some ramen that I can make really quickly.

*Slightly taken aback at the friendliness, he quickly grabs a microwave dinner and goes to check out.*

Yu-Narukami

*Yu looks around.*

What? What truck?

Fresh_Prince_Junes

*a shadowy clone of Yosuke appears at the cash register

So will that be all sir? Your total comes up to 500Â¥

Kageomi

*Looks at Yosuke, confused*

Well, ain't you a friendly person... Strange.

naby

*thinks "this is not right"*

Fresh_Prince_Junes

@Yu-Narukami

What truck? There is no truck! Just my army appro- I mean my arm is adopting a muscle! Its a very tiring procedure!

@Kage

Of course I have to be friendly! Im the manager of this establishment! We have to rebuild our capital!

DetectiveHonoka

*He panics at the sight of the shadow, and jumps back, dropping his wallet and his dinner*

GAH! What the hell are you?!

Yu-Narukami

*Yu looks at Yosuke again.*

Yosuke...You're acting very strange. Quick question, what is the truth?

naby

! this is trap

Kageomi

If you're the manager, then is there any other employees...?

Fresh_Prince_Junes

@DetectiveHonoka

I am simply an clerk at this fine establishment know as JunesÂ©Â®â„¢!

@Yu

What's wrong Partner? Of course I know the truth! The truth is that everyone well be delivered to a swift en- I mean everyone will be delivered a swift energized service by JunesÂ©Â®â„¢!

Migrant

Hey Yu, I'm gonna go pay for these TVs before you unmask this as a trap, okay? *dashes off with some TVs*

Fresh_Prince_Junes

@Kageomi

Why of course! I can't run a shop on my own! I have my group of well trusted employees!

DetectiveHonoka

Uh, sorry. I guess I'm not used to clerks, uh...being translucent. Haha, um...Someone help me.

Unit_Spectre

*a ball of red lightning lands and out comes Spectre*

Hey guys!

Yu-Narukami

*Yu sighs.*

That wasn't exactly the truth I was looking for...wait, Yosuke, why don't you summon your Persona? That would clear things up.

Fresh_Prince_Junes

@naby

I can assure you this is not a trap! I am simply selling my merchandise!

@Migrant

Excuse me miss but you must purchase them!

Kageomi

Then where the hell are the employees? This is one fucked up shopping centre.

Migrant

I'm going to! *stops at the checkout line next to Honoka*

Hello, yes, poof me up another Shadow Yosuke. Quick!

Fresh_Prince_Junes

@Yu-Narukami

My persona? Well okay! Lets go Jiraya!

*Yosuke brings up a card and slashes it in half, then all the lights turn off and a disco ninja frog appears, and a disco ball appears, Yosuke then begins to dance

Click to load youtube video

Kageomi

.... Fuck this, I'm leaving.

*Summons a portal and walks into it.*

Fresh_Prince_Junes

@Kageomi

The other employees? They are right there!

*then multiple Yosukes appear and begin to restock the shelves

@Migrant

* another line has opened with another Yosuke

So how many TVs do you have? I see! Your total comes to 5000Â¥!

@Detective

Are you in danger? I can assure you, you are in good hands!

@Spectre

Welcome to Junes Sir!

DetectiveHonoka

*At the sight of the supernatural things going on around him, the detective shudders to himself before picking up his wallet and food.*

You know, I think I'm good. I'm just...going to go to McDonalds or something. I'll just go put this back and be on my way.

Migrant

Great, that's plenty cheap. *hands over the money* Enjoy funding your army! *quickly shoves the TVs outside and rerurns to Yu*

Okay, phew, kick ass away.

Unit_Spectre

*notices Yosuke*

Got any kibble that is for wyverns and leviathans?

*hands him 1000k bundle of U.S. dollars*

Fresh_Prince_Junes

@DetectiveHonoka

Okay then sir! Have a good day! Now remember that everyday is customer appreciation day!

~Everyday is Great at your Junes~

naby

*thinks "shadows + him saying his army is coming but quickly stoped himself... yep this is a trap"*

Fresh_Prince_Junes

@Unit_Spectre

Yes sir! On that aisle!

*the aisle that was previously stocked with microwave foods gets instantly restocked with Wyvern and Levitation kibble

Unit_Spectre

How convenient.

*takes off his helmet to only show his glowing yellow eyes while he pushes a cart to the aisle*

Yu-Narukami

I don't know...even if this Yosuke is a shadow, he seems harmless for now.

DetectiveHonoka

*After putting the microwave dinner back, he is distracted by the collection of eggs in one of the fridges before clutching his head*

Oh, this AGAIN? Damnit, what is wrong with me right now? Why are EGGS of all things messing with my head? Ugh, this blows.

Fresh_Prince_Junes

That's right Partner! Im just selling products to fund my plan for world domi- I mean world domain on the internet! We haven't set up an website yet!

naby

wait what did you just say

Unit_Spectre

*pushes two bags of Wyvern and Leviathan kibble and hands Yosuke the 1000k dollars*

there you go. Gonna call in my Cerberus unit to handle this.

*A drone the size of Yu drives up to Spectre and he puts them on the drone and they both leave*

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/callofduty/images/b/bb/Friendly_Cerberus_BO3.png/revision/latest?cb=20160105211040

Fresh_Prince_Junes

Have a good day sir and remember! Everyday is customer appreciation day!

~Everyday is Great at your Junes!

@Naby

I mean what I said! I need cash to set up a website!

DetectiveHonoka

I...don't really believe you. I, think I'm going to call the actual police now. Excuse me.

Fresh_Prince_Junes

Okay! You have been excused! Have a great day!

naby

no you just said you need funds for world domination

Fresh_Prince_Junes

What! No I didn't! Where did you hear that! That is simply false!

naby

i heard it from your mouth

Fresh_Prince_Junes

What! That's impossible! Your hearing things! Why don't you try one of our world famous FSteaks!

naby

i am only hearingr you try to make me not know the truth.. you going to try and take over the world with your army!!!

LeSwooce

*walks in*
Hello, I would like to purchase a large flat screen TV, large enough to fit a person in. I need it to watch movies, because that's what you do with TVs. Watch movies.

Fresh_Prince_Junes

*Yosukes eye twitches at the mention of "truth"

You know! We are just about to close the store! Unfortunately you must leave!

*Then a mess of Shadow Yosukes push @naby out of the store

Please come again! And remember! Everyday is customer appreciation day!

~Everyday is Great at your Junes!

Fresh_Prince_Junes

Yes sir! TVs are that way! Human sized tvs are aisle 13 on floor 13 on the 13th subsection!

LeSwooce

Great! Now I can watch Movies on this amazing TV! It'll amost be like I'm in the movie!

LeSwooce

Wow, this TV is so large I feel like I could walk right through it. This will go nicely in the truck.

Fresh_Prince_Junes

Yes sir! A great TV! Its looks so real! Its like you could throw a person in there! Hahahah!

naby

*is in a helicopter thats in the air and uses a megaphone*
you cant handle the truth!!

LeSwooce

*Jumps into TV to hide without anyone noticing*

Fresh_Prince_Junes

*Yosukes eyes twitch again

On second thought! I must leave to deal with manager stuff! Toodles!

*Yosuke then disappears into the ground, however there are still other shadows working just not the manager one

naby

*is still in the helicopter and still in the air*
i know your coming after me.. but im not even in your story that is making money for your army for world domination... thats the truth