*Jumps into TV to hide without anyone noticing*

Wow, this TV is so large I feel like I could walk right through it. This will go nicely in the truck.

*walks in* <br> Hello, I would like to purchase a large flat screen TV, large enough to fit a person in. I need it to watch movies, because that's what you do with TVs. Watch movies.

Great! Now I can watch Movies on this amazing TV! It'll amost be like I'm in the movie!

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*Swooces right in* <br> <br> So, a cafe that also serves alcohol........I'm down.

*Swooces right out*

I'm feeling rather dead lately

Will I die in the next five years <br>

Life will be enjoyable? Can't say I saw that coming