Just me and my pope, hanging out I got pretty zealous so I started to pout He asked if I was down for something great and I asked what and he said he'd give me a crusade! Yeah! Yeah! Saracens! Muslims! dead by my hand It makes God to claim the holy land... DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! 1 crusade, 2 crusades, 3 crusades, 4 I'm God's judgment going off to war! It makes me feel squishy! It makes me feel good! It makes me feel everything a pious should!~ Wa-What!
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