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The_Hunter
*entwrs in with three pink boxes*

I got Black forrest, strawberry and orange swirl, and Chocolate and vanilla mousse cake.
FemBFMF04
Ooc: why do pages keep showing up before people post something on it my gorsh
Shiza_Salad
so...vampirism? It's basically a debuff. Heh, gaming terms.
FemBFMF04
Hmm...
I'll try the black forest. Never heard of it but I'm interested.
Tsugumi-Chan
[Yang]: *she smirks up at Shiza* I'm looking forward to seeing you in a swimsuit, ya know~
[Ruby]: *she groans* Eeeeugh, it's like you and Joker all over again, but mushier....
FemBFMF04
Well not really a debuff. It can help me out in certain situations.
The_Hunter
I am vampiric in nature but do I drink nothing but blood? HELL to the NO!

*puts the cakes on the counter and opens them*

Grabe a slice of cake everyone!
Shiza_Salad
*Her mouth widens in surprise, all the while blushing crazily*

W-WHAT!? U-Um...
FemBFMF04
Think of it as a draining move from Pokemon. Deals damage to the opponent, gives me half of the health drained.
Kageomi
*Walks into the cafe.*

'Ello.
Shiza_Salad
Leech seed?
FemBFMF04
More like absorb or something.
Tsugumi-Chan
[Yang]: *she's laying across Shiza's lap* Hehe... I find it adorable when you blush~!
[Ruby]: *groans in annoyance* I'm done with you, Yang!
The_Hunter
Hello Kage. I baked some cakes in the fridge and they have all bem chilled in the fridge yesterday. Iptions are Black Forrest, Strawberry and Orange swirl or Chocolate Mousse.
FemBFMF04
Hey kage. Don't mind the lovebirds over there.
FemBFMF04
*grabs a slice of black forest*
Ooc: so what is black forest supposed to taste like?
The_Hunter
OOC: Sweet and bittwr by the dark chocolate
FemBFMF04
Ooc: k thanks
Ic: *She takes a bite* This is pretty good! It's kinda bitter but I like it!
The_Hunter
So Yang, Ruby, Shiza and Kage. Want to try out the bakes goods?
Tsugumi-Chan
[Ruby]: No thanks, I have cookies and strawberries~!
[Yang]: Nah, I already have something sweet~ *winks at Shiza*
[Ruby]: ...dude...ew.....
The_Hunter
Alrighty. Going to put these in the fridge.

*walls to the kitchen and carrys the cakes to the fridge*
FemBFMF04
Imma cook up some din din, anyone want anything?
Shiza_Salad
I, uh, I'm fine. Sorry.

@Tsugumi-Chan
Uh...I uh...n-nevermind.
Kageomi
Eh, no thanks... had another gruesome dream.
Shiza_Salad
Looks like we're both plagued by something, eh Kage?
Soul_of_Cinders
*enters in while sucking the door frame*

Feels the same... yet more cozier...
FemBFMF04
Who are you?
Shiza_Salad
I'd like to know that as well.

@Tsugumi-Chan
W-When would you like to go? Anytime's fine for me...
Soul_of_Cinders
*hunches down to see Bona*

I am the soul of cinders. The amalgamation of those who reunited their soul to the First Flame.
FemBFMF04
Oh. Sounds creepy but cool. Nice to meet you!
Soul_of_Cinders
It is an honor to meet one who didn't suffer the Undead curse...
Kageomi
Well, doesn't that sound a little creepy.
AkariSuzumoto
*Sneaks in, towards the refrigerator*
Tsugumi-Chan
[Yang]: I'm ready whenever you are, babe~
The_Hunter
Hey Akari. You can have a slice of cake.
FemBFMF04
Akari why are you going toward the fridge I can see you clearly
Shiza_Salad
In that case, I'm ready. I'll change when I get there.
AkariSuzumoto
@The_Hunter
Oh... Okay. Thanks, Mister Hunter.

@FemBFM04
I was gonna see if there was anything good...
Kageomi
'Ello Akari. You doing well?
FemBFMF04
Well like hunt said there's some cake, but I'm making dinner if ya want.
AkariSuzumoto
@FemBFMF04
Really? I don't have the money for a whole dinner though.

@Kageomi
I'm okay. Just a little hungry.
Soul_of_Cinders
*he looks at Ruby as he notices her eyes*

They silver... like the ever shining moon...
Shiza_Salad
*Starts nodding to sleep*

Wake me up where Yang gets back...

*Yawn*
Tsugumi-Chan
[Ruby]: *looks at Soul Of Cinders* Er...yeah, I have silver eyes....
FemBFMF04
Don't worry, it's on me. What do ya want?
Kageomi
Well, ya got the food you need.
AkariSuzumoto
Hmm... I think I want hamburger steak. *smiles*

*Eats the cake like she hasn't eaten in ages*
FemBFMF04
OK, so is that a hamburger with steak or a hamburger with steak in it?
AkariSuzumoto
It's hamburger meat as a steak, I think. I haven't had it in a long time
FemBFMF04
Alright. Medium, medium-rare, rare, or well done?
Shiza_Salad
*Jolts up in her sleep, sweating profusely*

GET AWAY!

*Pants*

Uh...ignore that.
Kageomi
.... I'm guessing either demonic screaming or something gruesome.
Tsugumi-Chan
[Yang]: *walks back in* You okay, Shiza, hon?
Soul_of_Cinders
*gets up and stretches*

I grow tired... time for my nap...

*walks to onw of the booths and sleeps in one of them*
Shiza_Salad
I...I think.

*Searches herself*

Yeah, still in one piece. I just had a nightmare, is all.
AkariSuzumoto
Medium rare!

And why would demon be in a cafe?
Tsugumi-Chan
[Yang]: *she sighs, sitting next to Shiza and kissing her* You worry me, you know....
Shiza_Salad
*Kisses her back*

I know. I'm just a handful.
Kageomi
Don't mind me Akari, just me rambling.
AkariSuzumoto
And people are kissing again...
Tsugumi-Chan
[Ruby]: *she quietly groans at the shown of affection btletween Yang and Shiza* ....so mushy....
FemBFMF04
*makes a medium rare hamburger steak and makes some fried chicken for herself* There ya go akari.
FemBFMF04
Hey, you gals want anything? I'm making dinner. It's on me.
AkariSuzumoto
Thanks Bona-chan. You're super. *Smiles and eats a little slower this time*
FemBFMF04
No problem. I like cooking.
AkariSuzumoto
Usually it costs money to eat. Money is hard to find.
Dahlia
hey guys...
Dahlia
guys?
Dahlia
is... anyone here?
Unit_Spectre
*enters in*

Hey Dahlia.
Nana-chan
*A little girl is sleeping on the booth*
Unit_Spectre
*sees Nana and waves*

Hey there.
Nana-chan
*Still sleeping*
Addalme
Hi guys!
Spectrum
"Hi guys~"
Addalme
Hi!
-Taokaka-
* skips merrily into the cafe

Goooooooooooooooood MORNIIIIIIING ! Meow !
-Taokaka-
Wow ! Tao's been lost for a long time ! How is everymeow?
Hillock
*SLAMS THE DOOR OPEN*
TAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Runs and jumps on Tao, hugging her*
Addalme
What?
Leo
Hi guys.
-Taokaka-
Whawa?? What's wrong with you ! * she falls down
Nyaaa!
Hillock
OMG IS YOUUUU! YOU ARE NOT DEAD! NYAAAAAAAAN~
*Hyllock cuddles with her*
Leo
Should I leave or...
-Taokaka-
* she pats hill
Tao was lost ! She went through all kinds of places !
Hillock
Awwww, you have been so lonely all this time...
You've been so sad...
*She continues hugging her, thighter*
-Taokaka-
Tao made friends along the way and she was well fed so no problem !
-Taokaka-
But.. nice guy.. when did you grow boobies ?
Hillock
Uh?
*She looks at herself*
Oh, yeah, some shits happened and-
*She backs up suddenly*
Wait, how did you knew I has Hillock?!
-Taokaka-
Tao's a cat, I can smell it !
Addalme
T-thats right, why are you female?
Hillock
Uh?
*She looks at Addalme*
Well, probably the same reason a lot of people changed genders. Still, I'm going to return to normal in no time!
Addalme
Oook...
Leo
Maybe I can help you with my brynhildr.
-Taokaka-
So, what happened while tao was gone ?
Spectrum
"Even more genderswapping? Wow..."
-Taokaka-
* tao walks over to the bar and grabs a plate

Tao's hungry !!!
Addalme
"Sigh"

I'll feed you.
-Taokaka-
Yaaaaay ! thanks masked guy !
Ignis_Dominus
*Iggy walks in. His hair is a complete mess, almost like he was suddenly punched by a giant and flew at high speeds.*

Greetings...
Addalme
Call me crow, what do you want?
Ignis_Dominus
Is... no one here? The sign said "Open"...
-Taokaka-
Sure Masked guy ! I want something ... meatyyyy !
Addalme
Something meaty... something meaty...
-Taokaka-
MEAT !!!
Hillock
You haven't changed... that's good
-Taokaka-
Why would Tao change?
Addalme
Here, your meat.
Ignis_Dominus
Are you all ignoring me?
-Taokaka-
*tao jumps on the plate of meat

MEAT !!!! Nyomnyomnyom
Addalme
No ignis... sorry.
Ignis_Dominus
*Iggy sighs*

It's fine. Coffee please...
Bgammax
*Gamma walks in, looking at his phone, he glances up and sees the small crowd before deciding to sit down at the furthest booth.*
-Taokaka-
* jumps on gamma
Cap guy ! Hello !
Bgammax
*Gamma nearly drops his phone in surprise as he tries to get Tao off of him*

Hey.... Kitty lady. Maybe lower the enthusiasm a bit? I mean, we've just met.
FemBFMF04
*poofs in* Yo, anyone here? I'd like a hot cocoa!
Spectrum
"Hi!"
FemBFMF04
Hey sky.
Spectrum
"So, you're still a girl?"
Goku
*enters* Hey everyone!
FemBFMF04
Yeah.
Tsugumi-Chan
[Ruby]: *wakes up* Ah! ..... Huh, weird dream....
[Yang]: *wakes up, yawning* Haah, good morning....
Goku
Good morning girls!
Tsugumi-Chan
[Ruby]: Oh, hi Goku! Good morning!
[Yang]: Yo.
Spectrum
@FemBFMF04 "Wow..."

@Goku "Hi."
Goku
Hi!
Spectrum
Skyla sits down at a table.
Tsugumi-Chan
[Ruby]: *yawns, stretching* Ah...
[Yang]: *walks behind the counter* So, coffee?
[Ruby]: Cream and five sugars!
[Yang]: Got it.
Goku
*sits down*
Spectrum
"Hey, can I have a cup of tea? One sugar and LOOOOOOTS of milk."
Tsugumi-Chan
[Yang]: *she makes the coffee for Ruby, then tea for spectrum* Here you go! One sugar and a metric ton of milk.
[Ruby]: *takes her coffee and sips*
Tsugumi-Chan
[Ruby]: *she sets her coffee down, then closes her eyes, almost immediately entering a meditative state*
[Yang]: Aaand she's training her Aura. Well, at least she's taking her Huntress training seriously...
Goku
Yeah.
FemBFMF04
*wakes up* Wow, I gotta get more rest. Hey yangaroo. Hey rubes.
Tsugumi-Chan
[Yang]: Hey Bona. Ruby's training her aura, so she can't reply at the moment.
Tsugumi-Chan
[Yang]: *sits down across from Goku* Say, you seem to have gotten pretty chummy with my little sis.... May I know how and why? *her eyes start to turn red* I'm curious and wanna know that you aren't planning to hurt her...
Goku
I just train her. You got nothing to worry about.
Tsugumi-Chan
[Yang]: Train her...? *her eyes slowly return to violet* Train her in what, though?
Goku
I taught her the Kamehameha , how to fly
Goku
And how to use the ki...
Tsugumi-Chan
[Yang]: Kameha-- I'm not even gonna ask...
[Ruby]: *her eyes shoot open, and she's sweating profusely* W-Wow... That was intense....
Goku
That's all Yang. Just training.
Tsugumi-Chan
[Yang]: Okay, then. I believe you. *she looks over at Ruby* So how was training?
[Ruby]: I was winning, but I missed a slice and was impaled!
[Yang]: Wow, intense....
Goku
Mind training?
FemBFMF04
Hey rubes.
Tsugumi-Chan
[Ruby]: Kinda! I was training my Aura, which is pretty hard. You have a pretty big pack of Grimm coming at you, and you have to kill them all to strengthen your Aura... And they're all significantly stronger than you. I missed an attack and was impaled by a Nevermore's feather dart... It's annoying.
[Yang]: Aura training may be annoying, but it has its benefits.
Tsugumi-Chan
[Ruby]: And hi Bona!
-Vegeta-
*enters* What are you doing here Kakarot?
Tsugumi-Chan
[Ruby]: *looks up at Vegeta, looks away, seemingly intimidated* S-Scary....!
Goku
Oh hey Vegeta.Just hanging out.
Tsugumi-Chan
[Yang]: Huh? Goku, who's this?
[Ruby]: *tries to hide herself behind Yang*
Goku
How's Bulma after i accidently teleported into her room when she was naked?
Goku
Oh it's just Vegeta.
-Vegeta-
*his face turns red* Kakarot!
Tsugumi-Chan
[Yang]: Ooohhh......Ruby, what's wrong?
[Ruby]: *peeks at Vegeta from behind Yang* I can sense negative energy radiating off of him... It's so much, I can practically taste it....
-Vegeta-
People these days......
Goku
Don't worry about him.
Tsugumi-Chan
[Yang]: *sighs, then looks up at Vegeta* Nice to meet you. My name's Yang, full name is Yang Xiao Long. *she motions to Ruby* And this scaredy-cat is my little half-sister, Ruby, full name Ruby Rose.
[Ruby]: *meekly* Hi...!
FemBFMF04
Hey. Names Bona. Nice to meet ya.
-Vegeta-
Hello.....
Goku
So what are you doing here Vegeta?
-Vegeta-
I sensed a strong Ki Kakarot *looks at Ruby* from that girl.
Tsugumi-Chan
[Yang]: *looks at Ruby* Hey, have any fire dust? I wanna make some more slugs for my gauntlets.
[Ruby]: *she shudders under Vegeta's gaze, then pulls out several glowing orange crystals* I didn't have the chance to cut them, but here are some fire dust crystals...
Goku
Yeah i trained her.
Tsugumi-Chan
[Yang]: Okay, thanks sis!
[Ruby]: N-No problem..
-Vegeta-
I'm going back training *walks out*
Goku
Yeah i forgot to mention he is Trunk's father.
Tsugumi-Chan
[Ruby]: *she chokes on her drink* WHAAAT?! H-How?! Trunks is like.... Nicer and less-scary looking! H-How can Vegeta be his dad?!
[Yang]: *starts cutting the dust crystals*
Goku
Because Bulma is very kind to him.
Tsugumi-Chan
[Yang]: *she starts loading dust into her ammo* Well, Vegeta isn't that bad, Ruby.
[Ruby]: Hmph! You just say that 'cause you can't sense negative energy like I can! He did bad things, Yang! I can feel it!
Goku
Yeah he was a killer..... but he kinda changed now.
Goku
Yeah he was a killer..... but he kinda changed now.
Goku
OOC: damn double post
Tsugumi-Chan
[Ruby]: I knew it!
[Yang]: Yeah, but Goku says he changed, so trust him on this.
[Ruby]: Okay.... *she stands, taking a handful of strawberries* I'm gonna go out and train....
[Yang]: I'm coming with!
Goku
I'm coming too
Dahlia
*yawn* sorry about that, guys... i fell asleep...
Dahlia
Guys...? Ugh... not again...
Dahlia
*sigh* is ANYONE here. Anyone?
Scorpion
*Enters through a fiery portal*

What is this establishment? Where is Kuai Lang?
Dahlia
*starts to whimper* anyone...? No...? *sigh* i feel so lonely again...
Scorpion
I AM HERE, HUMAN!
Dahlia
Oh hello sir. Welcome to cafe leblanc. I have no clue who this Kai lang person you're talking about is, but i can get you some coffee and curry if you want some...
Scorpion
What is this...coffee and curry?
Dahlia
They are food and drinks that we serve at this establishment. Would you like some, sir?
Scorpion
I have no need for refreshments. I am a revenant, a vengeful spirit.
Unit_Spectre
*walks in holding a package*

Goodmorning everyone.

*sees Scorpion and waves*
HibkiKuze
*Hibki walks in* Hey guys! How's life?
Dahlia
I see sir... well im afraid i cannot give you the information you are looking for, sir, because i do not know who this person you're talking about is, much less his whereabouts. However, all i can do is wish you luck on your search.
Scorpion
@Unit_Spectre
Do you know the location of Kuai Lang?
Dahlia
Oh. Hello spectre, hibiki. Do either of you know this person?
HibkiKuze
No. Sorry.
Unit_Spectre
By the way he wears he must be from the Shirai Ryu.
Scorpion
That I am, Spectre, was it? I am the grandmaster of the clan. You know it?
Unit_Spectre
Indeed my yellow revenant friend. I know because I can tell by the armor and signature mask.
Scorpion
Heh, good to know someone knows. You wouldn't happen to know where Kuai Lang is?
Unit_Spectre
Sub Zero? Haven't seen him... yet.
Scorpion
Hmm. Thank you. Watch out for him. He will pay for the things he's done. Blood for blood.
FemJokerboi
*Walks in from the shadows and sees scorpion*
Holy crap, it's Scorpion.....
Scorpion
*Turns to joker*

Who's asking?
Leo
Hello.
Unit_Spectre
Alright and I have to ask... why have a vendetta with him? Just out of curiosity.
Scorpion
He killed my clan, my wife and son! I will ensure a slow and painful death for the bastard!
Dahlia
Hi leo!
Dahlia
Hey joker.
Unit_Spectre
Yikes... that is a reason to have vengance.

*turns Leo and waves*

Hey there Leo. Any luck on finding the man who teleported you?
FemJokerboi
@Scorpion
The name's Joker, truly an honor. Your work is most impressive, I'm a big fan
Leo
Yes, I heard his voice a few hours ago, but... I need to think it a bit, give me a me a few minutes.
Scorpion
Is the name supposed to be familiar? I don't believe I understand what you're getting at.
FemJokerboi
I'm just introducing myself sir. We just met, after all
Scorpion
That is true. How do you know of my work? I only recently became trapped here.
Unit_Spectre
Alright... and this morning I borrowed Prophet's glitch to teleport to both Hoshido and Nohr askingthe townsfolk about him. So far... nothing.
Leo
It's ok, thanks for your help.

(Support rank between Leo and Spectre is now C)
The_Hunter
*enters in tired and sleepy*

Good morning everyone... go zero.sleep today...
Dahlia
Hey hunter...
Leo
You look tired.
FemJokerboi
@Scorpion
Let's just say my info gathering isn't limited to what I see around here. You're quite popular, after all...
Migrant
*Wanders on in*

Good morning.
The_Hunter
Your brother gave my a list of tending the palace... and I've met your retainers Odin... he wouldn't shut up...
FemJokerboi
@Migrant
Hey Miggy!
Leo
Yeah... he is a bit...

And carefull with Niles, he likes everyone... in that way, you know.
Dahlia
So... he's a kinda flirt that would even flirt with dudes, leo?
The_Hunter
So then... and Elise strikes again...

*shows Leo his hair now braided and decorated*

And I met a bearfoot kid with a dragonstone... any thoughts on him?
Leo
What? Dragonstone? Tell me! I don't know why I don't remember anything about him...
FemJokerboi
Did somone say flirt? Cause I'm right here!
Migrant
Hey Joker. *She opts for a booth today and flops down*

I swear life just got that much busier...
Dahlia
Don't worry joker, im not talking about you....
FemJokerboi
Then who are you all talking about?
Migrant
You still should teach me more about flirting, Joker.
The_Hunter
Well he does love to wear white and blue. But doesn't like to wear shoes... did I just made a rhyme? OH WHY!!!
Dahlia
Some friend of leo names niles...
FemJokerboi
@Migrant
*Sits next to her*
Any day you want, Miggy~
Leo
Oh! Now I remember, it was Corrin, right?
The_Hunter
Yup and yikes he is such a wild card with using weapons. Even for a hunter like me.
Unit_Spectre
Elise... Corrin? Who are you talking about Hunter?
Dahlia
I think i know spectre. Aren't they leo's brothers and sisters?
Leo
Yes, they are:

Camilla and Elise are my sisters

Xander and Corrin are my brothers

And Ganon... he is my dad.
Dahlia
I certainly wouldnt mind meeting some of them... except maybe ganon... or was it garon? I dunno they seem to similar in name...
Migrant
Sure thing then, Joker. *Grins*

I could really go for some distracting from all of this nonsense. If I practice much more I think I'll split in half.
The_Hunter
Speaking of the crazy geezer I finally proved my mettel and he finally stopped thinking that I am a spy!
Leo
Yeah... my father changed a lot...
Leo
He sees you as a danger now, he wants you death.
Dahlia
Yeah... dont wanna see him anytime soon...
FemJokerboi
@Migrant
All right, then why don't we start now...
I'll let you go first~
The_Hunter
Oh gaawwd DAAMN IT!!

*walks out and rages... badly*
Unit_Spectre
*he looks back to Leo*

Does Hunter have this type of luck?
Leo
W-what happens?

"He follows hunter"
Dahlia
*sigh* anyway i should get to feeding flik now... *pours out some curry in fliks bowl*
Migrant
First, huh? Well.... I think your eyes are nice today.
FemJokerboi
@Migrant
*She Giggles* Aww, how sweet~. Your eyes are as gorgeous as ever, too
Dahlia
Flik! Sorry i took so long~ but foods ready!
Leo
OOC:diner time, later.
The_Hunter
So Leo I wasted three months proving my worth for only to be seen as a enemy! Oh wow I need a drink this one out...
Dahlia
*pours some coffee for hunter* here. Its the best i can do since i cant serve alcohol yet...
The_Hunter
Thank you Dahlia

*begins drinking the coffee*
Dahlia
You're welcome.
Stygian_Zinogre
*walks up to the cafe and letting out a yawn*
Dahlia
Anyway, i wonder if flik heard me... Flik! Sorry for the late breakfast, but its here! Please eat up!
Migrant
Thanks.... *blushes a bit* Though I wonder how someone other than you would respond to that. Not well, probably.
Stygian_Zinogre
*lets out another yawn and begins eating*
Dahlia
Are you tired? Wanna walk it off once you're done?
Stygian_Zinogre
*turns on his collar*

Over slept... just need shocking wake up call.
Dahlia
I'm sorry about that flik... we had quite a strange person come in and i was busy with him... and i didnt want him to see you since he may have tried to kill on sight...
Leo
I told you, he is an idiot.
HibkiKuze
*Hibki wakes up* Whoo great nap. Hi Flik!
The_Hunter
Well time to move to Hoshido then...
Stygian_Zinogre
*finishes eating and steps back and lets out a howl where he his supercharged from his thunderbugs*
Dahlia
Glad to see you're doing better now, flik... may as well get some for lotus, too. *pours a plate of curry*
Unit_Spectre
*is scrolling in the internet for cat videos until he founded something*

... Leo explain this please...

Click to load jpeg image (size - 29 kb)
Dahlia
I think i can explain that, spectre...
Leo
Is that... takumi?
The_Hunter
*he looks at the image and busts out laughing*

Mah boi Takumi! He is a meme just like me!
Dahlia
That is takumi, one of hoshido's crown princes and leo's rival of sorts. He's also become the center of attention when it comes to ire. In fact, people made a hashtag blaming him for everything that goes wrong...
Unit_Spectre
*looks at the image*

That what that guy is? Why is he a meme?
Leo
But... what is he doing there? Who is that buffoon next to him?
Unit_Spectre
Well that answered my question. Thank you Dahlia.
The_Hunter
That is just meme Leo. Not real and that is the the 90's Spiderman cartoon!

*starts crying in laughter*
Dahlia
The rred man is the spiderweb suit is a comic book superhero called, fittingly enough, spiderman. Takumi is next to him in that picture to further emphasize the "blame Takumi movement" as i have called it, claiming he is the reason fans cannot have nice things.
HibkiKuze
Oh memes. My favorite are the at this moment "Blank" realized, he fucked up.
Leo
Ia my father a "meme"?
Dahlia
You're welcome spectre.
Unit_Spectre
No cuz everyone doesn't like him... when I looked into his history he got a track record of murder.
The_Hunter
*he wipes away the tears of laughter*

Spectre is correct. He is a crime against humanity.
Ganon
WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME!?
Dahlia
Oh boy...
The_Hunter
Eyyyyy... yeah bout that... ignore everything that I said.
Leo
F-FATHER!?
Ganon
Leo! What are you doing here!? You left the casttle to stay with this spy!?
The_Hunter
Uhhh listen to me... for the eighteenth tume I am no spy and I was a VISITor.
Leo
No! T-t-that's not right! I-I was in the castle when...
Ganon
SHUT UP!

"He takes his axe"

I'll kill you all! Starting with this stupid spy!
The_Hunter
Yeaaaah this place got a policy that even applies to you... no fighting in this cafe... and news flash I can't die. Try as you might I come back like a ghost.
Dahlia
*under the back of the counter, hiding in fear* *tinyist meep possible*
Unit_Spectre
*walks to the king*

We all do respect sir, maybe it is time to talk with your son about this matter?
Ganon
Shut up! I'M THE KING OF NOHR!! Then, I'll kill that little girl over there!

"He goes to dahlia, pushing away Leo and hunter"
Dahlia
Um... sorry sir... please dont kill me... um... may i interest you in some curry, sir? Its our cafes specialty...
The_Hunter
*he grabs the king with an iron grip*

Leo Spectre and Dahlia! Get to Flik and go!
Ganon
SHUT UP

"he prepares his axe"

AND DIE!
Dahlia
Stop! Please! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
Leo
Father, don't do it!
Dahlia
*runs away*