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You heard Hunter Leo! Get moving!

*runs to to the Zinogre*
Flik! Hurry! We gotta go!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, guys really hahahahaha, I didn't expected that reactions hahaha... you are really idiots, more than I expected.
*whimpers with tears*
Leo
"He is pale"

W-what? W-w-who...
"Poof"

it was me!
*he sees Dahlia and runs up*

On quickly!
Ugh... never mind flik....
*confronts the king while holding his katana*

Harming my friends is a no go.

"He says with stupid voice"

Raaaaaa! I'm going to kill you all! Ohhhhhhj!
Leo
...
...
Excellent show! That was amazing! Hahahaha!

*A shadowy blob appears behind the counter and forms into a S.Yosuke

High five!

*S.Yosuke than gives BlackMask a high five
Come on! Is was just a joke.
...

*looks at the black mask man*

...why..
"He high up S.Yusuke"
Let me habe some fun! You are going to dissapear soon... so I wanted to make you laught.

"He starts to cry"
OOC: have*
What type of sick joke was that?! We genuinely thought the he was here!
*enters in pissed*

WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!
"A scream can be heard"

I was bored, I came here and I saw you speaking about the sexy prince over there... well, you know.
*puts a gun to blackmask's head* never... do that... AGAIN..... EVER.....
*pulls out a minigun and aims it in the sick prankster's face*

Get out before me Spectre and Leo murder you ass for good.
"He turns to dahlia"

Come on! Do it! Shoot me in my face!
Dont forget me... *pulls out a chainsaw*
*transforms his arm into the Scythe and aims at him*

Hey Leo I got you a target for you Brynhildr!
Leo
"He atacks him with his brynhildr"

BASTARD!
*starts gunning down the mask wearing prankster*

DIE YOU SACK OF SHIT!
"The tree take off his mask"

Wow... not bad for a prince...

"The scream is getting closer"
"He casts vorpal blade"
*steps back and walks to Dahlia*

Best to let the two blow out some steam...
*dodges* missed me~
*tears the chainsaw through his chest* DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE! KYA~hahahahahahahahahahahahaha~!
"He claps his fingers, suddenly addalme appear, he has several wounds in his body"
"He uses addalme as a shield"

Do you want kill him?
*Magatsu Izanagi manifests*

RIOT GUN THAT SHIT!

*He nods and casts it*
*gasp* akechi! No!
Leo
"He uses a tree to block dahlia's attack"
*the cainsaw slowly stops* phew... thanks leo...
You!

"Points hunter"

Take your phone and open the meta-nav, now!
*he looks at his phone and looks*

What the!
Type "addalme" I think you should get a hit.
Whats going on?
No no no... Crow said hinself he left it all behind!
There's a hit?!
It is not for that, ia something... different.

But it is not funny if I tell you hahahaha

"A scream can be heard close,also, the earth starts shaking"

Looks like he is here hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA

"He throws them addalme and runs outside"
Leo
What is that? I don't like it, this is very bad guys!
I dont know leo... all i do know... is that we've got trouble...
Come to me!

"A gigant shadow appears, and it turns to a gigant dragon"

Let me introduce you to my little Alatreon.
Oh my goodness.....
*Sumire Runs in* WHATS GOING ON?!
Trouble, thats what. Look at this... *points to alatreon*
Leo
I-impossible... is that a dragon?
What the- a shadow now?! * Sumire is half enraged and half surprised that a shadow of this caliber would be in LeBlanc*
Yeah... and we'll need all the help we can get...
HAHAHAHAHA!

"he jumps to alatreon"

Are you... scared? I told you, YOU CAN'T BEAT ME! I know everything about you! EVERYTHING!
We won't let you get away with what you've done...
*Warps in*
Hm? A dragon in LeBlanc? Something like this hasn't happened since they banned fighting......
Oh. Hello there... think you can help us with this?
"He claps his fingers and teleport everybody under alatreon, but they can't do nothing"

You like this place right?
You think that! Pythia Aquadyne! *She puts her ring to her Forehead and a white figure appear behind her before medium water damage is cast towards Alatreon*
Yo Black Mask! Im coming with ya!

*S.Yosuke the jumps onto the Alatreon

Seeya! Wouldn't wanna be ya!
No! I dont wanna die!
Someone! Anyone! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
Hmm... under the dragon.... best place to be.

*Pulls out sword and throws it strait up at the Dragons soft underside*
You can't beat him now.

"He claps his fingers and silhouttes of everyone appear under alatreon, they are all sleeping"
Grr... take this! * pulls a functional balmung replica from her satchel*
No... i dont... wanna... die... *falls asleep*
You are in a dream, but I'm showing you right now what is happening, I have full controll of you.

So, go ahead, atack me! You can't hurt me!
But... there is something I can hurt!

"Alatreon prepares to shoot a fireball to the silhouettes"

Tell me... do you want to die?
Someone... help... anyone... meiling... flan... any...one...?
Fuck! What even is happening?!
Im scared...
I'm bored...
Hm..... Alright then.
*sits down*

*Shinji's silhouette gets up and blocks the fireball, then throws its sword at the Dragon*
By the powers of all that is good in this world... bring us a miracle and save us from certain death...
Nice try! But I'm making you see that :).
Doooon't worry, I' m not going to kill you now.
Man this is boooring! I thought we were going to have a show BlackMask! Come on! Maybe some death?
Leo
My brynhildr... it don't work...
I dont... wanna die... i dont wanna die...
I have something in mind...

Alatreon, DESTROY LEBLANC!.
*Walks in, unaffected by the illusion, Fires Rock Canon at the dragon, killing it*
Nooooooooooo!
OOC:like i said, you can't, i need it later.
*The bullets drive the dragon away*
I knew it, you, stella, come here, or I kill them, i can do it right now.
Sorry but, Im not going down without a fight! Aquadyne! *Another medium Water Damage Skill*
W-WAIT... STOP IT!
*Stays still, aiming gun at Blackmask*
I can do that too!

"He takes a gun and points to his head"

If I die, he dies.
*Fires a stun shot at Blackmask*
N-no... that is... shit...
*sees a nightmare version of akechi* A...kechi...? Is that you...? Wait... whats that in your hand... dont tell mee- eek!
Damn it, that means we might not be able to attack.
"He blocks it"

The weapons down, NOW! Or we die.
Please... stop... akechi... no...!
"He says with tears in his eyes"

Please... stop this...
*Changes to Volcanon, Fires thousands of stun shots at Blackmask*
*hears nightmare akechi say please... stop resisting* no... akechi... this isnt like you! Please... STOP!
Now I see it...I know how to trick you.

"The silhouette of stella appears, also the shoots ignores him"
Hey do you care about the other guy that might die here!
OOC: I'll leave soon, so I'm going to end it here.

I'm tired of this!

"Alatreon shoots a fireball to Leblanc, it becomes a gigant tornado and destroys it"
*Sumire wakes up slightly singed and looks around* Welp that happened.
Let me explain you now, i'm going to give you two weeks, come to Addalme's palace and take his treasure, we'll meet there.

"Alatreon starts to fly and dissapear"
Meh.... low level magic....
*Snaps, undoing the Illusion, Leblanc is unharmed and back to normal*
Leo
"He is still pale"

N-not bad emmm well, what do we do now?
*wakes up from the nightmare* BWUH!?
Ugh... what happened?
*is seen dead with an axe rammed into his torso*
*gasp* hunter! *pulls out the axe and casts recarm*
*wakes up and shakes his head*

Is everyone alright?
*Kuro walks out of a portal*

Alright, explain what happened.
Im ok... hunters dead, and im trying to bring him back...
Blackmask brought a dragon and challenged us to steal akechi's heart in 2 weeks...
*he sees the axe and rips it out*

Hell is this?
*Sits at counter*
Leo
OOC: night guys.
*wakes up as his upper half slides to the ground*

What happened?!
OOC: Night Leo
IC: No clue Hunter...
We gotta challenge. Steal akechi's heart in 2 weeks...
I heard it clearly in my nightmare...
Oh, so that bitch was here. You all are okay though, right?
Yeah... im just gonna have nightmares about akechi hunting me down with a knife until this is all over... *shudders*
*climbs up to his bottom half*

I feel tired... so good night...

*Yawns and naps*
*heals hunter together with diarahan* feeling better, hunter?
*Looks at hunter*

....... Not Human......
Should i warn everyone about this?
Hm.....

*Focuses on listening to earpiece*
Warm everyone about what?
*turns to see Scorpion*

Some one attacked us... but it wasn't Sub Zero but he did wore a black mask.
*Gamma walks in with a sigh. He looks around at the crowd, and decides to silently move to the nearest unoccupied booth and watch*
OOC: *warm

Goddammit.
OOC: *Warn

I'm going to kill myself.
[Yang]: *she enters LeBlanc, worn out* Jeez, Deathstalker suck...
*Still listening to earpiece*
I'm bored.
[Yang]: *she hugs Shiza* Same here... And sis is busy training....
Yeah, thought so. Also, I turned back, finally. Wonder why it happened in the first place.
[Yang]: *shrugs* No clue... *she kisses Shiza's cheek* ...Huh, wonder how Ruby's training with Goku, Roshi and Vegeta is going...
*wakes up as half of his torso slides off*

I am tired and sleepy so I need some sleep to feel better...
[Yang]: Oh, hey Hunter! Er.... You look like you've seen better days....
Leo's dad arrived... and this happened...
*Appears from the shadows, her face stained with tears, hands in pockets*
Anyone here?
You okay Joker?
*poofs in* Yo, I'd like a hot cocoa please.
*Sits down at the booth*
Whisky. Now.
Oh, jokes. Sure, one glass o whiskey coming up.
*pours her a glass of whiskey* Here ya go. Just tell me. What happened?
*Joker Just drinks her whisky, a tear streaming down her face*
Another.
Another? Another what?
[Yang]: Jokester, you okay?
Whisky. Another.
OK. *takes the glass and refills it*
Jokes, I'm your friend. You can talk to me. What's wrong buddy?
A lot.
OK. Just talk to me. I can listen.
*Drinks Her glass*
....personal.....
Jokes, it's OK. At least tell me one thing that happened, and I'll stop bugging you.
.......
My ideal world.....
Your ideal world?
Yeah....
What do you mean?
.......
*She cries*
I was shown my ideal world......
Does your ideal world mean what I think it means?
What does it look like?
No labels
...No labels? Joker, please explain. I wanna help.
*Through Her tears*
Everyone in society is equal, there are no labels, anyone can be understood, ok!?
*She sobs*
But that's not bad! That's good! Why would you be upset about it?
Because it wasn't real, Bona! It was Mammon trying to FUCK WITH ME
Oh. That's why. Well I mean, he is greed. I know I can help with this, but how?
*Enters quietly, listening to the conversation at hand* ...?
It's something I have to accept on my own Bona. I appreciate the offer though.... Get me another whisky, please....
You know what, Just take the bottle. *slides it to joker* it's on me. Just don't get absolutely wasted.
One bottle doesn't do it anymore.....
*She Takes the bottle, pours herself another glass and drinks*
Why is Miss Joker so sad...?
A lot of things happened to her.
*suddenly, kappa appears, turns into Bona, and plays some sad music on a piano*
Ooc: Click to load youtube video
That's the song she's playing
Oh... I wish I could help. Everyone deserves to smile.
*A tear rolls down her face as she sips her whisky, staring into the glass blankly*
[Yang]: Oh, honey... *she stands by Joker, hugging her* It'll be okay... Just take your time... *she starts singing Ave Maria*
Jokes, we're here for you. We're your friends. Don't be afraid to turn to us for help. Or even star if you want. Even if she's out for blood at the moment.
It's fine.....
I just need time to think..... and cry.....and drink....and cry again....
*More Tears roll down her face as her head nuzzles into Yang's shoulder, continuing to drink*
I am here as well Joker but so far I lack legs to give you a hug...
I wish I had better jokes to tell.
[Yang]: It's okay to cry, hon... *she rubs Joker's back* Let it all out...
*Continues to cry, nuzzling Yang's shoulder more*
OOC: Its been a good hour, I'm gonna pretend like I left

IC: *Enters LeBlanc with Ruby in her arms*
Yang, I saved your sister, you're welcome
*enters* Hey guys!
[Yang]: Ruby! *she runs up to Joker and lifts up Ruby* Rub, hon, are you okay...?
[Ruby]: Y-yeah... Just some intense training, is all...
(*Ruby, hon, ffffuuu-- autocorrect)
*sits down in a booth*
Hi spiky haired guy.
More like the ravings of a madman.....
She was almost killed by a lunatic claiming she was in danger
*waves to Akari* Hey there!
[Ruby]: *she stands up, sitting down in a booth* Hi, Goku.
[Yang]: *she goes to get a drink for Ruby*
Was your hair always like that? It's like out of a manga.
How was your training with Vegeta?
(*she stands up, just to sit back down in a booth. Typing is just not working for me rn)
Yeah my hair is always like that.
That's wicked... You must be like a superhero.
Something like that.
[Ruby]: Training was...Intense... To be blunt. I ended up fighting Naby, who ended up using all of my tricks against me...
Vegeta just watched as he let a madman beat her half to death
I see...
[Ruby]: Even after the senzu, it feels as though the wounds are still there.... *she sighs*
*Walks in, looking tired.*

For fuck sakes, I'm losing sleep each passing day.
It was a good idea giving you senzu.
You all shouldn't fight each other... You should be friends.
*Two skeletons walk in. One tall, skinny, and in battle armor, the other short, chubby, and wearing a hoodie*
Papyrus: SANS, FOR THE TENTH TIME, THIS ISNT GRILLBYS! ITS SOME PLACE CALLED.... LEBLANC?
Sans: paps, that's probably just grillbys in French or something
Ooc: papy says Leblanc like lee-blank instead if it's actual pronunciation
[Ruby]: *nods*
[Yang]: *she walks back to the table, setting a glass of water in front of Ruby*
[Ruby]: Thanks, sis. *she takes a sip of water*
OOC: as soon as i saw the pixels i know thids is gonna be undertale
(Saaame)
Those skeleton guys are funny.
Funny?
[Ruby]: *looks curiously at the skeletons* Huh? Who are they?
[Yang]: No clue, but it sure seems like they need meat on their bones. Ba dum tsss...
[Ruby]: *groans* Yang....
Yang, next time you see a man by the name of Nabby near Ruby, remove him from her with force. He's a danger anywhere near her
*Looks at the two skeletons*

I shouldn't even be surprised.
They look like good friends. I wish Aitome-chan were here.
*the Two then see everyone there*
Papyrus: *whispering* SANS, THERE ARE MANY HUMANS IN HERE!
Sans: *whispering* so introduce yourself. that simple.
Papyrus: *talking* HELLO THERE HUMANS! I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS!
sans: sup. names sans. sans the skeleton. im a pretty SANSational guy. im pretty HEUMERUS as well. hope ya don't think my puns are as TEARable as paper. but as long as your not bad to the BONE, I'm ok with you.
Papyrus: SANS WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT PUNS!?
*the door slams open and Aitome walks in

I heard my name, what's wrong?
sans: *hears ruby's pun* heh. good one.
Papyrus: WHY MUST EVERYONE I KNOW LIKE PUNS!?!?
[Yang]: Okay, Joker. I'll be sure to do that.
Ooc: yang not ruby
Ooc: and in case any one is wondering it's Bona. I wanted to make this account because I was bored.
Hi. I'm Akari Suzumoto. I like exploring places... And seeing what is afoot... Get it?
(I was just about to say)
[Yang]: Ayy, glad to see someone else finds puns great like me! I'm Yanging it pretty well in that industry!
[Ruby]: Yang... Please, stop...
*enters the building and just sits on the chair closest to the dark, its clearly not wanting to be seen by anyone*
Sans: well it could use some work, unlike some rich people I know
Papyrus: SANS I AM SO DONE WITH YOU!
OOC: BONA WHY
IC: *She slumps down into a booth* Finally, she's safe. Today has been draining....
*sniff* *shivers*
Sans:say, your not bad.
Papyrus: *Notices ruby hating Yangs puns* SO, YOU HATE YOUR SIBLING THROWING PUNS IN YOUR FACE AS WELL?
OOC: wait how did you know it was me?
Ooc: I said I was bored. Just wanted to mess around.
Whoa... so many new people...
Aitome-chan says I'm bad at jokes. I wanna get better.
S-S-s-skeletons? W-walking Skeletons? Wh-what kind of spooky things are happening here?

*Aitome tenses up, sweat dripping off his face

H-hello there Akari, Heart Stealer, and Yung-san....

OOC: by the way its me.. naby
[Ruby]: Not necessarily hating them, just that they can be annoying...
[Yang]: But ya love me for it~!
Don't worry about these skeletons Aitome. Seems like they act like normal entities, just with an odd appearance.
*Iggy enters*

Greetings...
Hi Aitome-chan! These are friendly skeletons, don't worry.
Sans: hey, don't be afraid kiddo. we're not trying to make someone jump out of their skin.
Papyrus: *screams into a pillow*
Prince guy is here too. Hi prince guy.
Well ive seen multiple thing talk, but never a pair of skeletons... whats next, pigs will start flying?
*Joker groans, the puns starting to annoy her*
*Sighs in annoyance of the puns*

Let's see how long I survive these puns...
Sans: hey, you never know.
Gah!

*Aitome then points his sword at the skeletons

Y-y-you better stay away! And you better not do anything evil! I-i-im watching you!
*is enjoying the puns but is not showing, since my scarf is hiding my mouth*
... I see everyone is occupied at the moment...
[Yang]: *snickers at Sans' pun* Jeez, guys. Tibia honest, these puns are tickling my ribs! Really humerus, aren't they?
[Ruby]: YAAAAANNGG......
Sans: woah, chill kiddo. we ain't here to hurt anybody. we were just looking for my favorite restaurant, grillbys. has anyone seen it?
Anyway, the situation is that some black masked prick is challenging us to take the deepest darkest desires of one of our friends in two weeks... think we can manage that?
And to answer your question.... no we havent seen anything like that yet...
Papyrus: TRUST ME I LOVED PUNS AT FIRST, BUT THEN HE STARTED THROWING THEM ALL OVER THE PLACE! IT MAKES ME SICK!
sans: hey, quit tickling my funny bone. i don't wanna have to use my elbow and arrow.
*thinks "i wounder how naby is doing"*
What kinda restaurant is called Grillby's? Haven't heard of it.
Prince? You mean me?
.....
This, along with other reasons, is why I drink
*Sips her whisky*
Your okay with this Heart Stealer? Your not hurt are you Akari? Well this is already an interesting day...

*Aitome then sheathes his sword, and sits down, still very tense
sans: you've never been to grillbys? wow do I feel bad for ya kiddo.
To be fair i dont think they ever opened up a branch above ground, have they?
sans: no, they did. we were on our way to it and then poof. we ended up next to here.
Ah i see. May i interest you in some curry since you're here?
I'm not hurt. I think I'm good at avoiding trouble.
*thinks "i dont think anyone want to talk to me"*
[Yang]: No clue about the whereabouts of Grillby's, but hey, LeBlanc has more of a variety of stuff that isn't just fries and burgers.
Sans: nah, I'm not a fan of curry. do you have any ketchup though?
Papyrus: DO YOU HAVE ANY SPAGHETTI?
Oi, can I get some black coffee? I'm just gonna stay up 'till I pass out.
... I should come back another time then...
*enters* might be safe here....
Sans: no grillbys here huh. strange. I guess it's coordinates are.....
Papyrus: SANS, DONT YOU DARE
sans: leblanc.
Papyrus: SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS
What a crazy day.... I wish I forget about this... I cant handle spirits...

*Aitome then turns to Akari

Well thats a good thing, dont get into any fights now you hear? Its not safe.
No, i'm sorry. We dont serve either of those... *pours a cup of black coffee* here ya go, kage.
[Ruby]: *looks at Beat* Oh, hi there! You okay?
*Hands a bottle of ketchup and spaghetti to the skelebros*
Here.
Sans, ya want Ketchup? I got ya covered.

*Snaps his fingers, and a bottle of ketchup appears next to sans.*

And thanks for the coffee.

*Sips his coffee.*
*thinks "maybe i should get something to drink.. i may be a cyborg but i can still drink and be in water"*
sans: shame. i really should KETCHUP on human culture. I never heard of this place
Papyrus: SANS, HOW CAN THEY NOT HAVE SPAGHETTI!? WE MUST WORK AT THIS PLACE AND BRING MY WONDERFUL FOOD TO THE WORLD! WHERE ARE THE APPLICATION FORMS?
*looks at Ruby* Some thug is chasing me....
You're welcome... anyway, im kinda worried... i mean 2 weeks...
Sans: thanks kiddo.
Papyrus: THANK YOU HUMAN!
*sans drinks the entire bottle of ketchup and papy eats all the spaghetti in only a few seconds*
*Wanders back in and sits down*

Now.... we wait. I'm sure he'll show up eventually.
sans: woah, more ketchup? you're too kind. *chugs it*
I-im sorry sir... i dont think we are hiring anyone at the moment... *looks at the large group of people* besides... i think were already packed enough...
Worried 'bout Blackmask's challenge? Just do your best, and hope for the best outcome.
[Ruby]: A thug? Huh.... Need help with that?
Hey Black Mask, you looking for Heart Stealer? He's over there getting drunk..
[Yang]: *looks between the skelebros and Joker* I guess you can say...
[Ruby]: Yang, don't you dare...
[Yang]: Condiments to the chef!
[Ruby]: YAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNGGG!!!
I think i'm gonna hide in here but thanks.
Is this place ever not crazy!?

*Quickly takes a seat*
Papyrus: OH. THAT IS A SHAME. I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO BRING MY COOKING TO THIS STRANGE WORLD!
*thinks "hmmm i wounder what i should get... maybe i should ask someone"*
No, not heart stealer... er.... Joker. I'm actually waiting for Ver, he usually shows up here eventually.

He said something the other day that I was too tired to follow up on.
Oh, hi luna! Is there anything you want right now?
@Migrant
*Walks to where she is, and hugs her*
Hey Miggy....
*If you notice, her face is slightly stained with tears, from earlier*
It's hard to sleep here...
*She plops next to Platinum*
Sans: see, it's moments like these that I RELISH. i MUSTARD mit, you are great at puns.
Papyrus: SANS I SWEAR TO ASGORE ONE OF THESE DAYS!