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-EliteKnight-'s Wonderful Emporium of Fantastical Weaponry

The title says it all, I've garnered enough fantastic weaponry here today at amazing prices just for you folks! Perfect for demons, vampire hunting, murderous rampages, mob shakedowns, and the occasional Renaissance Fair! Come on in and browse our over 100 Straight Swords, Talismans, Chimes, Staves, Great swords, katana, knives, plate armor, cahin, leather, cloth! WE'VE GOT IT ALL FOR EVERYTHING YOU NEED!

Bgammax

*Gamma walks in, surprised at the sheer size of the place*
How do you even get this sort of thing set up? Must have taken....

*Gamma then blinks a few times after noticing the shopkeeper*
Always wearing armor, looks like he came from the middle ages... Haven't seen him in a while.... Just how long did you spend setting this place up?

Gin

Hmmm... Nothing here that beats the idiot's tech. Shame.

-EliteKnight-

@Bgammax
Strangely, only a month. Half of these items are from my old world. The Mad King Crucifix is over in the corner, please don't talk to it, or it will start yelling things in Aramaic

-EliteKnight-

@Gin
Tech? You wish to find technology? Well, I've something better. How about some magical jewelry?

Bgammax

*Gamma notices Gin and sighs*
I take it you're new here? At least, I've never seen you before. You can call me Gamma.

*looking back at EliteKnight*
Only a month? Do these things usually take longer?
Also... Why do you have a crucifix that yells in Aramaic? THis place is only bringing up more questions....

Gin

Magical jewellery? What've you got?

-EliteKnight-

@Bgammax
For both questions, I have answers. 1: I work fast, and so do bonfires. 2: something about old God's, all I care about is it's a really damaging weapon, just keeps it's mouth shut. It screams, it talks in tongues, and im sure half of it's vocabulary is proclaiming that one's mother fornicates with men in the underworld

-EliteKnight-

@Gin
*Brings out a cabinet of rings of many makes, set with various strange jewels.* Many to choose, certain ones increase your strength, speed, or wisdom. Some give you endurance, some give vitality, some give you bad luck, some bring death, some cause it for others. You'll never know unless you read the fine print.

Gin

I wouldn't exactly say new, Gamma, just not as vocal as others. Still, I get bored at times staying in the shadows.

Gin

Bring... Death? That sounds fun.

-EliteKnight-

Not for you, that is for certain. *Brings out a black steel ring, set with a jewel that seems to glow.* This is the Ring of Calamity. A symbol in the Dragon Cults. Wounds inflicted on you are twofold

Bgammax

Ok knight. But if half its vocabulary requires one's mother to be dead, what does it say if the holder's mother is alive?

*Gamma lets out a sigh as he turns to Gin*
Finally, another sane person. A lot of people seem to enjoy throwing around magic like its nothing. Pretty insensitive if you ask me. Nice to have a reminder that there's something away from all that.

-EliteKnight-

@Bgammax

Through testing, I've determined that it just insults your weight and habits. The old Mad King was....how you say....a dick

Gin

*inspecting the ring* Curse of the Black Dragon? Heh. Could come in handy if the idiot can... How much?

-EliteKnight-

@Gin
Let me think.....
.....
........
You don't use souls in this world, right.....
Â¥1000

Gin

I can work with that.

-EliteKnight-

Alright, here ya go. Thanks for getting it outta my hair

Gin

No problem, friend. Praise the sun or whatever covenant you belong to.
* turns to Gamma*
As for you, I hope we meet again sometime. Now, I've got a relic to gove to a friend of mine. Farewell.
* Gin leaves*

-EliteKnight-

Well, my first sale was a black magic ring, for basic $10.

Im proud

Bgammax

*Gamma sighs as he watches Gin go*
Well. I guess I wouldn't mind seeing him around again. Refreshing to know about non-crazy stuff. Speaking of which.

That cross doesn't sound very creative. But well, I suppose if you still find a use for it

-EliteKnight-

@Bgammax

If you give him wine, he keeps quiet for 48 hours

Bgammax

Why does a cross need....
Sorry, dumb question. I should really start just accepting these sorts of things.

-EliteKnight-

@Bgammax
That's not even the weirdest thing I have. In the back I have literal living armor and weapons

KazumaKval

[Kazuma walks in. Shyness adorns his young face as he looks around with curiosity and amazement. With a small, kind smile he takes a closer look at the swords that are hanging on the wall.]

To sell weaponry in the middle of the city, this place is something else...

[He says to himself in a quiet tone, as his curiosity grows higher and higher.]

-EliteKnight-

@KazumaKval
*Noticing the door was opened, the Knight looks at the new customer* Hello friend, if you see anything you want, consult me about it and ill give you a price, plus a bit of history

KazumaKval

[The young man let's out a gasp, as he didn't expect for the owner to talk to him so suddenly. His cheeks have a slight blush on them as he turns to the owner.]

U-Uh...hello, well, I'm not really here to buy anything...at least not yet, excuse me!

[He gives him a quick bow, apologizing.]

Although...I would li-like it if you could give me a bit on the history of these weapons, I-I'm sure there is something to be learned.

-EliteKnight-

@KazumaKval
Oh please, do not be shy. Okay then, bring me a piece you wish to know about, ill tell you about what it is, if it has any powers, and how I even found it. Sound good pal?

I do hope I am using all of this modern "lingo" correctly

Bgammax

*Gamma yawns as he begins to walk out of the shop, until he notices the commotion around Kazuma. Then he instead moves to a corner, away from the talking cross, and observes*

KazumaKval

I-I think you are, yes...now, please just hold on for a moment.

[The young man goes back to the one sword he was looking at and was hanging on the wall. It was a Katana. With care, he grabs it and goes back to the owner, looking at him with a small, curious smile.]

P-Please, tell me about this one, it instantly grabbed my attention...

-EliteKnight-

Ah, now this sword has a legend.

This katana is known as the Chaos Blade. A powerful sword that drew the greed of many who wished to conquer their foes with extreme prejudice. Tis a legend, and in fact....a friend from my old days became enamored with it. In the end....he went hollow when I found it. I was forced to kill him. This sword however, is cursed. For every drop of blood you spill on this sword, you suffer cuts not unlike what you just inflicted on another. But the power.....it's simply intoxicating

Shiza_Salad

*Enters*

What're you up to?

Tsugumi-Chan

[Ruby]: *strolls in, looking around* Huh. *looks at EliteKnight* Hey, do ya have any upgrades for a sniper-scythe? I feel like Crescent Rose needs an upgrade.

-EliteKnight-

@Tsugumi-Chan
I've no guns here, but plenty of blades. Including scythes, if you wish to look.

KazumaKval

Even here, things like curses exist, what an amazing legend...

[The shy, green haired student gazes at the Katana one more time, before placing it on its rightful place. After this, he looks around for a moment before a group of small weapons catches his attention. They were daggers, knives. He quickly walks up to them and takes one, this being a pocket knife. After this, he turns to the owner once again.]

What about this one? Is it special too?

[The young man looks at the knight with an excited expression, curiosity has made Kazuma act like a small kid looking at new toys.]

Shiza_Salad

@-EliteKnight-

Scythes?

*Her face lights up*

May I have a look?

Tsugumi-Chan

[Ruby]: Oh, okay. *she looks around at the scythes* Hmmm.....

Bgammax

*Gamma sighs as he notices the crowd, and steps out from his place in the shadows*

So much for observing the new guy. Gonna be hard to keep track of him if you people are always running around.

-EliteKnight-

Hmm.....this is a regular bandits knife, it holds little to no value, as it's poor construction and strange grip make it an odd piece. But it holds a special place in my heart, as I once slew 3 hollow guardsman with it. It was just on the ground after I lost my sword by dropping it after being forced to the ground by the impact of a gigantic arrow.

Tsugumi-Chan

[Ruby]: *she inspects a blood-red triple-bladed scythe, then points at it* Hey, what's this blade made out of? And what's the story behind the weapon?

Shiza_Salad

Uh...guys? Hello...?

Tsugumi-Chan

[Ruby]: *looks at Shiza* Oh, hello!

-EliteKnight-

@Shiza_Salad
You and the red haired one go ahead andook, just mind Nahr Alma. She might start whispering.

*As one approaches the aisle of large scythes, there is apparent demonic whispering*

Shiza_Salad

Great...more demonic whispering. Just what I needed.

*Clutches her head in apparent pain*

Tsugumi-Chan

[Ruby]: *she looks at Shiza in concern* Hey.... Are you okay? You don't look too well...

-EliteKnight-

@Tsugumi-Chan
Ah, that's Demon Bone. And that red coloring is.....blood. it's the Forlorn Scythe, shades of distant worlds wielded those and great swords as they attacked and killed other undead out of jealousy

KazumaKval

Even if it has nothing different, it is still special, I see...

[Placing the pocket knife where it was before. He goes for one last weapon, a Great Sword of gigantic size. He is, of course, unable to move it, his body is fragile and weak, there is no way someone like him could move it. Instead, he points at it.]

What about that one? Is it really possible to move something this massive...?

Tsugumi-Chan

[Ruby]: Woah... That's rather tragic...

Shiza_Salad

*Waves her hand in dismissal*

I...I'm fine, I think...

*Winces in pain again*

AAH! Shit.

-EliteKnight-

@KazumaKval
Why, that's a marvel. It is the Fume Ultra Great Sword. Weilded by the Fume Knight and former Crow of Drangleic, Raime the Crow. An experienced mercenary who eventually served the King of Drangleic. He left and became subservient to the queen of the old Iron King, and was brought to darkness by that sword. It's made out of solid iron, weighing over 150 pinds

Tsugumi-Chan

[Ruby]: H-Hey! *she places a hand on Shiza's shoulder* You're not okay! C'mon, if I can help in any way, tell me how to!

-EliteKnight-

@Shiza_Salad
Excuse me, ma'am? Drink this tonic, the headache should go in 2-3 seconds

Gin

* Gin re-enters the shop*
Strange question, but do you have something made of dragon bone or dragon scales?

Shiza_Salad

@Tsugumi-Chan
W-well, there is a way. A bunch of us were going to fight the demon possessing me, but...I can't remember why it didn't happen. All I remember is being found by some people...I think I went missing...

*Turns to her*

W-Why do you look familiar? Do I know you...?

-EliteKnight-

@Gin
*Produces about eight or nine metallic bone weapons, ranging from Swords to axes to even two stones*

Tsugumi-Chan

[Ruby]: No, you don't know me, and I don't know you. C'mon, I promised my big sis I'd be back in LeBlanc real quick, so you might as well tag along. Maybe she can help?

Gin

Nice. I'll take... * Gin picks up a a glove made of bone throwing and catching it.* This fist thing should do it.

KazumaKval

Over 150...!?

[His jaw drops at the revelation. Kazuma runs at the gigantic sword once again, giving it a closer look, trying to burn the image in his mind.]

Incredible, amazing, unbelievable...!
I wonder what Mr. Clover would think about this marvel...!

Shiza_Salad

I-I guess.

-EliteKnight-

@Gin
Be careful, that thing packs a punch

-EliteKnight-

@KazumaKval
If you want, I can put it in the Sack of Adventuring

Shiza_Salad

@-EliteKnight-
I'll have your best scythe. Can you deliver?

Gin

Heh. A fellow bad pun maker. What even is this thing? I mean, I'm buying it regardless. I'm just curious.

-EliteKnight-

@Shiza_Salad
I have Sacks of Adventuring. Just shove something in and it's weightless. Oh, and, please pick one. There is no best, just what you want

KazumaKval

Sack of...Adventuring? E-Excuse me, but what is that...?

-EliteKnight-

@Gin
It's a Dragonbone Fist, you punch people with it and it hits like a horse. Need I say more?

-EliteKnight-

@KazumaKval
They are tiny bags that can hold an infinite number of items, weighing less than a pound

Gin

I suppose not. I need it for the bone not the punch anyway. How much for the fist?

-EliteKnight-

@Gin
Â¥2000.

KazumaKval

...

[The young man rubs his chin, his hair makes it hard to see, but his eyes show nothing but excitement.]

H-How much for the sword and the tiny bag...?

Gin

Deal. Now I just need a charm with reflection properties. You wouldn't happen to have something like that, would you Knight?

-EliteKnight-

@KazumaKval
Hm....for you pal, I'd say a nice cheap Â¥1000

-EliteKnight-

@Gin

*Hands you a rather spiny and point ring*

Wear this, and damage on you will be put on the person who inflicted it. You still take the hit, but they do too

Gin

Nice. Saves me a long walk. I'll take this as well. How much?

KazumaKval

R-Really...!?
Are you sure about that, sir...? Those items must cost a fortune...

-EliteKnight-

@Gin
Â¥500
@KazumaKval
Of course, trust me friend, I have plenty more where that came from. Plus, you listened to my stories, and that was a service to me. A favor for a favor.

Gin

Thanks, Knight. I'll see you later.
* Gin leaves the shop content with his purchase and wondering what his idiot friend is planning.*

-EliteKnight-

@Gin
Course, come back again.

The_Hunter

*enters the shop with his Burial Blade*

Haven't seen you in a while!

-EliteKnight-

@The_Hunter
Hello, it has been a while

Shiza_Salad

In that case, what scythes do you have?

Shiza_Salad

OOC: Sorry about late response, was fucking around on discord...

KazumaKval

I...I understand, thanks sir...!

[The young man bows in gratitude, as he looks through his bag. After a couple of seconds, he pulls a small bag and hands it to the owner of the shop.]

The stories were great, le-learning is an important part of life...thanks again.

-EliteKnight-

@KazumaKval
Of course friend, stop by any time.

The_Hunter

So Elite.

*presents him with his scythe*

Four Titanite upgrade please.

*puts 400k blood echoes on the counter*

Shiza_Salad

Hey Elite? What scythe would you recommend?

-EliteKnight-

@The_Hunter
*Takes out engraving and ebalming tools, proceeds to cut titanite and engrave it into the weapon.*
Here you go

-EliteKnight-

@Shiza_Salad
Well, I'd say the Corvian Greatscythe is one of the better ones. It's very sharp though, bumped it once and it cut halfway through my platemail

The_Hunter

*grabs the scythe and swings qith no effort*

Light weight. Sharp and swift. Thanks Elite.

-EliteKnight-

@The_Hunter
Learned from Andre himself.

Shiza_Salad

Then I'll take it. How much is it?

-EliteKnight-

@Shiza_Salad
Â¥1000
They're a dime a dozen

The_Hunter

*breaks the blade and turns it to a schimitar*

You got a good blacksmith. And I checked up on Gwyndolin. He is rather nice, and was even more kind when he discovered that I was a moon scented hunter too. But his brother the Namless King semi-likes me. Does 1000 amps of electricity counts as a greeting?

Shiza_Salad

*Hands over the one thousand yen, slapping it down on the table*

Yoink! Thanks mate.

*Walks out the door*

Shino

*enters and looks around*
I wonder if there are any good makes here.

Shino

*Maces
Autocorrect curse you

The_Hunter

OOC: I know the feeling...

-EliteKnight-

@Shino
Looking for cudgels, big two hander, a morning Star? What are you looking for? I probably have it

Shino

Hmmm.. A two hander could work.

-EliteKnight-

@Shino
Alright, I've got two choices then. You want a normal gigantic mace? Or an ice mace?

Shino

A normal one will be fine, the best quality one you have, price isn't an issue.

-EliteKnight-

*returns from the back with a gigantic mace, easily over 6 feet tall. It is wonderfully embroidered and engraved*

This about right?

Shino

Ooooo
That will work fine.
How much?

-EliteKnight-

@Shino
Â¥1000

Emerson

*Em opens the door and looks around.*

*Whistles* That's some purty stuff ya got here. So, what's this place about, taking my business? Because, if I may be frank, I'd prefer not to dislike this place.

-EliteKnight-

They're basic nothing to get where im from.

-EliteKnight-

@Emerson
I don't keep rivalry's, my store is about amazing and esoteric pieces. More of a museum than a shop really.

Shino

@-EliteKnight-
*hands you Â¥2000*
Keep the change, I may have found one of my favorite places to shop now.

Soul_of_Cinders

*walks in ducking ti door frame*

Feels like eons since I have returned...

Emerson

Oh, that's interesting. I suppose I'm more of a straight arms dealer.
Anyways, you guys got any odachis? I've been meaning to replace this thing, and something fancy would be nice...

*He unsheathes an odachi, showing him it's worn hilt and battle-scared blade.*

-EliteKnight-

@Shino
Come back anytime!

@Soul_of_Cinders
You.....

-EliteKnight-

@Emerson
Odachi? Hm.....every sword that looks like that is classified as Katana where I live. Feel free to browse.

Soul_of_Cinders

*notices the elite knight*

Ahh... a Lord of Cinder who bargins... I would like to strenghten my Coiled Sword.

-EliteKnight-

@Soul_of_Cinders
Hmm.....alright, I've got plenty of scales. Hand me the blade

Emerson

Ugh, that's frustrating...
Ok, how about this. Bring me the biggest katana you have.

Soul_of_Cinders

*shows the elite knight his broken and damaged coiled sword*

A man in thorns invaded me... his chwat1ing nature was his down fall...

-EliteKnight-

@Emerson
Sure, if you can use the thing....

*Brings out a Katana with a blade at least 5 feet long, still masterfully crafted*
This is my biggest, or should I say longest

Emerson

Psh, I've worked with longer. In fact, that might be just what I need.
How much?

-EliteKnight-

@Soul_of_Cinders
You did embrace the calling, of course.....
*Proceeds to repair and strengthen the swords, as well as frshly fire it*

Here, free of charge

-EliteKnight-

@Emerson
Just take it as a sign of good will. I've no wish to burden a friendship

Emerson

Well, if you say so. Not that many people would even buy this thing anyways, it's unwieldy as heck.

*He takes the sword, and puts it across his shoulder.*

Feel free to stop by the Armory, and thanks again.

*Em leaves the store, doing his best not to hit anything with the sword on his way out.*

Soul_of_Cinders

*he picks up the sword and gazes upon it's refine glory while giving the elite knight one million souls*

Thank you Lord of Cinders. I shal take my leave.

*he exits the room*

-EliteKnight-

Ugh....looking at that guy weirds me out.

Considering he's me.

-EliteKnight-

(Hey, shiny asshole, get me a drink)

*Sigh* keep your mouth shut and I will. You're pretty talkative for a weapon.

(And you're pretty shitty with accoutrements, im a KING and you stuck me in a barrel with the rest of the pikes, I DEMAND A CASE)

*pours expensive looking wine down the halberds throat* yeah yeah, drink up chatty.