DC Douglas is here. Everyone give him eggs.

So... hypothetically speaking. Say there's this girl I like, but I don't even really know her or how to get a conversation started. What do I do, oh great and wonderful Kamoshida?

I NEED TO EAT REAL EGGS NOT THAT SHITTY VEGAN GARBAGE

IF THERE'S A GIRL YOU REALLY WANT THE BEST SOLUTION IS TO SHOW FORCE IF SHE SAYS NO THEN KEEP PERSISTENTING SHE'S PLAYING HARD TO GET

KAMOSHIDA, YOU BASTARD!

What is the best way to find a shiny pokémon? Sanity slips from many players' grasps...

What's the fastest animal?

How do I fix my insomniac life?

How do I get people to do what I want?

SHUT UP KID YOU'RE STILL ON MY SHUT LIST EVEN IF YOU ARE HOT NOW

I DON'T KNOW WHAT A POKEMANS IS BUT YOU SHOULD WORK OUT INSTEAD OF PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND BE BUFF LIKE ME

I'M THE FASTEST ANIMAL AIN'T NO CHEETAH GOT SHIT ON THESE TONED LEGS

WHY SLEEP WHEN YOU CAN STAY WORKING OUT INTO THE NIGHT WITH 100% LEGAL STEROIDS

KAMOSHIDA, WE ALREADY CUANGED YOUR HEART, STOP BEING A COCKWAFFLE

MAKE MONEY AND BRIBE YOUR WAY OUT OF ANYTHING WITH YOUR DOLLA DOLLA BILLS OR YOUR THICK SEXY BODY

*CHANGED

FUCK YOU NERD SUGURU KAMOSHIDA AIN'T GOING NOWHERE

SUCK MY PHANTOM DICK YOU SEX CRAVING LUNATIC

Next question. Should I fake my orgasms?

IF YOU REALLY WANT NO HOMO THO

NEVER FAKE YOUR ORGASMS YOU'RE A MAN YOU GOTTA SHOW YOUR ALPHA

Next question. Should I act happy even though I'm depressed?

Uhhhhhh what else.....how do magnets work?

SORRY WHAT? ARE YOU GAY FOR ME NOW, GAYBOY?

DEPRESSION IS A LIBERAL CONSPIRACY GET ON A TREADMILL AND WORK THAT SHIT OFF

MIRACLES

IT'S NOT GAY IF BALLS DON'T TOUCH

ARE YOU AVOIDING MY QUESTION BECAUSE I CALLED YOU GAY?

This thread is beautiful....

OOC: IGNORE THAT

IC: OMG, YOU REALLY ARE GAY! THIS IS HILARIOUS

Agreed

Is the earth round or flat?

Question no. 3. I hate Suguru Kamoshida very much, how should I relieve that hatred?

KAMOSHIDA AIN'T NO QUEER KAMOSHIDA GETS HIS NEEDS MET ON THE ROAD

THE EARTH BENDS TO THE GRAVITY OF MY BICEPS

YOU DON'T HATE ME ALL WOMEN CRAVE FOR MY ATTENTION AND ROCK HARD ABS

I'M GONNA TELL EVERYONE I KNOW THAT YOU'RE GAY

I'LL SUE YOU FOR LIBEL KBYE

daddy

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Kamoshida so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Kamoshida every night before a volleyball game, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Kamoshida is love" I say; “Kamoshida is life”
>Ryuji hears me and calls me a shitty adult
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Kamoshida
>I called him a "Que es Fantom Theif?"
>He personas me and sends me to go to track field
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in the grass and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Kamoshida

>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “This is my castle.”
>He grabs me with his powerful king hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my Mishimans for Kamoshida
>He hits my Mishimans
>It hurts so much but I do it for Kamoshida
>I can feel my Mishimans tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Kamoshida
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my Mishiman with his Volleyballs
>Ryuji walks in
>Kamoshida looks him straight in the eyes and says "Do we need another instance of self defense.”
>Kamoshida leaves through my window
>Kamoshida is love. Kamoshida is life.

WHAT

Did you do that?

Or did you find that?

AND THAT'S WHY I'M SO GREAT

O great Suguru Kamoshida, why am I always so cripplingly depressed?

Technically I modified and original so half?

YOU HAVEN'T HAD ME AS YOUR SEXY GYM COACH. TRAIN UNDER ME AND YOU'LL BE A CHAMPION

Kamoshimda
How do I stop being like a price of paper a comedian owns
I'm always filled with tear-able jokez

@Fresh_Prince_Junes
I fucking love you PK

Peice not price

Shh whos this PK? He sounds very handsome and smart, who wouldn't want to eat delicious pancakes?

THAT JOKE WAS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

Ok then

Farquad lookin ass

@Fresh_Prince_Junes
PK, I know it's you, chilax

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW MY ASS IS IN PERFECT SHAPE THANK YOU

Kamoshida! Kamoshida!

Blunts or bowls? Can't decide.

O great Suguru Kanoshida, what's better; cake or pie?

BLUNTS SO YOU CAN BE DANK WHILE YOU LIFT WEIGHTS

BOTH CAKE AND PIE ARE HIGH CALORIE FATTY FOODS I PREFER FRESH VEGETABLES AND A MANLY WELL DONE STEAK

My dude. I appreciate the answers you've gifted to me this day.

I shall try to follow in your stead of being a best boy

Rip all my identifies

Yo Kamoshida do Fsteaks work?

Rip all my identifies

Yo Kamoshida do Fsteaks work?

Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?

THERE'S ONLY ONE SUGURU KAMOSHIDA BUT I'M SURE YOU'LL BE THE NEXT BEST THING UNDER MY SEXY TRAINING

I DON'T KNOW WHAT FSTEAK IS BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE A LIBERAL CONSPIRACY

How about some delicious pancakes? Who doesn't like breakfast joy!

I thought I heard something about delicious pancakes

O great Kamoshido, there's this girl I like, but, i'm not sure if she likes me back. Hell, sometimes it feels as if she thinks of me as nothing more than a cat. What should I do?

This Kamoshida is my favourite person

Mona, try not to think of Ann like that too much. Shes just our teammate

WELL KITTY CAT MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY A RUFIE