Ask the Monaist Phantom Thief anything

You'll find here all archived threads from the Phansite forum.

Mona

Ask me questions before I fade from the surface of the Phansite. Very few people will miss me.

Delta-M

Do you know that I'd miss you if you left for good?

Mona

@Delta-M No, I didn't know that. And I also don't believe it much.

ombiethezombie

whats it like fading from existence

imtherealklib

What is the fastest animal?

Hades

What's the best way to use a soul? Someone else's, that is?

Delta-M

Would you believe me if I told you I wondered where you'd been lately today since I hadn't seen you post in a while?

Mona

@ombiethezombie It's like an eraser shoving against your face.

@Imtherealklib SonicTheHedgehog

@hades sell it on craigslist?

@Delta-M I guess?

imtherealklib

Next question! Should I fake my orgasms?

Mona

What's an orgasm again?

Emerson

What would you spend the money selling the soul on?

imtherealklib

Nevermind, ain't opening that can of worms.

Spectrum

Why are you leaving? I think you're pretty cool Mona.

Emerson

Kalib, I don't think you need to fake your orgasms.
You wouldn't ever get the chance to, anyways.

Mona

@Emerson fatty tuna, of course.

@Spectrum It's just that I'm useless. I still haven't 100% decided on leaving yet, tho.

Emerson

Stick around, Mona. You don't have to be active 24/7 be be important. Just being around whenever you feel like it is cool enough.

Mona

@Emerson no, I mean i'm literally useless to others. I never contribute to anything and I barely even know how to talk to others.

imtherealklib

I will friendship the fuck out of you Mona.

Emerson

I mean, same here. I just kinda do my own shit the entire time, and I've made some good friends at this point. There ain't nothin' wrong with just being there. Besides, I think you're selling yourself short anyways.

Mona

Huh...

imtherealklib

So long as you enjoy it here, people will enjoy your presence.

I can't meme for the life of me, so users like you are a godsend!

Malintent_Covet

Is it ok to stalk users...
(Like you)

LeSwooce

Which is better, eating tuna or becoming human