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Leblanc X: The Remaster
Everything is now in 4k. Fancy that.

Anybody want a drink?
*Aitome walks in, with a look of deep thought

Hey Bosa, this is a strange day even for me...
OOC: I went to the wrong one, shit....

IC: *Warps in, still hugging Joker*
We're here!
*comes in*
*walks in* Yo boss! How's it hanging?
Hey Aitome, Heart Stealer, hopefully you don't mess up the timelines... I wouldn't put it past you to be honest.. Heart Stealer is already a loose cannon...
*A blue fire appears in her eyes*
Did you say something about my mom?...
Alright alright, settle down. Here's a round of coffee.
Woah, hold on just a diddly darn second. *stares at joker* You're..... A PARENT!!?!?!?!?!?!!?
Maria calm down! He's kinda right, about me being a loose canon. I'm pretty sure the timelines will be fine though, Aitome
Woah, hold on just a diddly darn second. *stares at joker* You're..... A PARENT!!?!?!?!?!?!!?
i will take some coffee.. *thinks "it might raise my stats"*
Ooc: stupid double post
I'm surprised too, Bona...
I thought you knew me Aitome? If so you would know I poke at Heart Stealer alot. Kinda odd that you dont know actually.
And you didn't even tell me. You know, in case you and star are out of town, I could be a babysitter if she needs it.
Oh hello there. Are you the person everyone calls boss? Im dahlia, a friend of jokers. Its nice to meet you.
Shes 18, she can handle herself, she has a persona too apparently
*looks at maria* Hey there! I'm Bona, jokers friend! Nice to meet you!
*The fire disappears*
I know you do... I just get really protective of my moms.... especially Joker..... she's been through alot...
Oh. OK. Wow the nexus is weird.
Hi there Bona! I'm Maria! And Star isn't my mom!
Im still waiting for an answer.

*sits down at a booth*
I know a couple of words wont hurt her! You can trust me! At any rate im more concerned about you, hows the Nexus? I know Black Mask cones from here as well, but it can be rough.
Ooc: another double post? Jeez!
Oh, and hi @Dahlia. Need a coffee?
Joker, have you been having an affair?
One of your finest cups of coffee please, I've been hearing about how good it is for a long time.
And what do you know, the keeper of time himself, what did you do with my past anyways?
*Walks in, noticeably with wires coming out of his arm.*

Yo.
@Clockwork_God
Course, here's my best blend.
You know what? Boss, I wanna try some coffee. I never tried it before. Hopefully it'll be as good as the curry.
Thank you, I appreciate the time you put into this special nlend. I feel it will help give me the rush I need in this dire hour.
Hey kage. You got some wires on your arms.
Ooc: can't tell if that's a pun or not.
@BonafideMonafide04
Here you go. savor it
Gimme a whisky, Boss!
I'm in no hurry, I've got all the time in the world.
You okay there Kage? Dont look so hot.
Alright. Thanks. *drinks it and then gets anime starry eyes* this is delicious!
Ooc: wow more time puns
In the span of 5 minutes someone fucked up my arm. Anyways, I'll take a black coffee Boss.
I suppose I'll have a whisky as well.... jeez she really is my kid...
Well, I'm a pretty good tech guy. I could help with that.
I got replacements. No need to worry.
i will take some coffee
Shesh... should you really be drinking now...

*Aitome then turns to the clockwork god

What was the point of the mini clock anyways? If you got the time to spare.
@-Maria-
Kid, I haven't let someone drink since adachis sister, that didn't work out well...
Here's what everyone ordered, minus whisky. Instead there's coffee
Ooc: gosh everyone is making time puns
*walks in*

Some green team please.
Only time will tell the purpose of the clock. But time is not on your side.
@Boss
Boss, I drink like a camel, it's only fair that she drinks as well. We're 18, we gotta be legal somehwere
No drinking unless there's cause to celebrate. I don't want people getting handsy in here. This is a cafe, not a club
Age is just a side effect of time. Don't in a rush to get older, you're fated to do great things while your still young.
This is cause for celebration Gramps! I just met my mom... Wait that's not right.... You get what I mean!
And fine if you won't give it to me, then I'll get it myself! *Snaps her fingers and a bottle of whisky with two glasses appears in front of Joker and her*
I can agree with Bosa on this one Heart Stealer, not today, shouldn't you be setting an example?
*thinks "i cant get any older since im a cyborg now and i cant grow up anymore, so i have to let sanoba up my size... i die when i was 7 or was it 9... anyways i died very young"*
No thanks, but thank you for offering.
@-Maria-
*Removes hat, Persona shoots ice out and freezes/shatters the glasses and bottle*

Nope, not here.

.........
Both of you get one shot. No more
*blanks out for a second, then wakes up*
OK, I just looked into your past jokes. So it's telling me that you had a kid with mig. MIG. WHAT THE HECK MY DUDETTE.
!.. you got a persona!?!
Holy shoots and ladders!
@naho
Long time ago
Oh, boss got a persona. Cool.
Excuse me on that part? Mig?
I honestly didn't know this til now.
Ugh, after whats happened I cant be suprised anymore...
Yes. Mig. IDK what the heck happened, but she is migs kid just as much as she is jokers.
And she's a punk just like em.....
Ill take care of em anyway
Jeez, talk about the talk of the town....
They're right, Maria. Let's just drink this coffee... we can drink later...
*Pouts*
Hmph. Fine. He's no fun!
*Drinks the coffee*
I woulda been more upset if this coffee was trash, but it's really damn good...
wow... *thinks "that is interesting"*

OOC: i will be back
*yawns* Imma take a nap. Seeya guys! *poofs away*
@-Maria-
Goddamn right, I make the best coffee in town.
But......I guess I can grant you a favor for assuring me that ill have something to look forward too.....
*Boss rolls out a trolley of every hard liquor you could imagine*
And you said this was a cafe.... ill take something later. I dont want to remember this... its too much for my mind.
*Maria becomes starry eyed*
Thanks, Gramps! But just whisky is fine! It's what my Mon drinks, so it's the only liquor I'll drink! *Takes the whisky bottle and pours two glasses*
Awww. You're the sweetest thing! Thanks for the drink, dear!
*Takes the glass and drinks*
So Bosa, hows life treating you? We didnt really get to talk earlier.
(Oh a new Leblanc did something happen with the other one?)
(Not really)
(Oh)
@Aitome_Korichi
Eh, it's chugging along
OOC: fucking christ
Ooc join the club, it hurts I know

I wish it could be more peaceful, but, it wouldn't be the Nexus otherwise! Hey Heart Stealer, I know you can handle your liquor but how about Aitome?
Her name is Maria, for Christ's sake
*Downs his coffee.*

Reminder that Aitome isn't good with names at all.
*walks back in*

I am back!
@Aitome_Korichi
Trust me, I can handle my liquor! I bet I could even outpace my mom! *Drinks her glass*
Don't do that, I might be younger than you but apparently I know way more,
Oh geez......do me a favor? Don't let my Cafe turn into one of those incesty hentais please
@Aitome_Korichi
You'd be surprised at just how intellectual I am, you dunce
*head turns to the Boss*

Da fuuuuuuuu...
What are you talking about Bosa? Whats a Hentai?

Thank you Kage,its hard being bad at names

Hello Sprectra

Huh, you really are like Heart Stealer, I thought she would have been more strict? If anything im disappointed in my future self.
Jesus Christ Boss, really? Thats my daughter...
@FemJokerboi
You would not BELIEVE what I've seen
Fuckin perv...
Fuckin perv...
Ya sure bout dat Boss?
@Aitome_Korichi
My other mom is the strict one! Joker is my awesome, relaxed mom!
You know what, I dont want to know anymore.

*Aitome then grabs a drink and looks at it for a second, contemplating his life before drinking from it

I have decided I do not want to remember this, hopefully our next encounter is better Aitome.
Don't blame me, blame them
*Aitome immediately begins to slur his words

Pshh, I woulld neverr blame you, I juust want myy memoriis back...
Whoa, hit you hard....
That's the Unc I know! Never could hold down a drop of his booze! *Pours another glass*
Whhat hit me harrd? Iill hitt em bback ttwince aas harrrd...

*Aitome then drinks way more than he probably should in the span of 1 minute,

*he begins to forget words in his sentences

Howw... does thiis happeen...
Why the hell would you even drink, Aitome? You know you can't hold down booze. You get wasted after one damn glass
Q-q-quiet you... i-ii just wantt..... yeah...

*Aitome then hits faints onto the table, and is knocked out cold
*She laughs when he passes out*
He's hilarious!
Oh hello? Maria, right? Im dahlia. Nice to meet you...
*pours a glass, and drinks.*

Whew. Nothing like it
@Dahlia
Heya! And how did you know my name?
Joker said it himself. I happen to be a friend of his.
Forgot I should introduce myself. Name's Kage.
Scuse me for a moment....im gonna go have a smoke
*Boss leaves for a bit*
Dahlia is Aitome okay?
I think ai's drunk.
@Kageomi
How ya doin?

@Dahlia
Cool! Man, my mom is the coolest! She has so many awesome friends!
Oh please, I'm nothing special... if anything your mother is a lot more special than I am...
Okay then know Boss care for me to try that?

*takes off his helmet*
*Aitome then wakes his, however his eyes are an icy blue, rather than a pale blue Aitome's clothes get enveloped by a blue flame as he switches into his theif costume, he then speaks in a booming voice, all signs of drunkenness disappearing

My my, what do we have here?
*bursts in*
DID SOMEBODY SAY DRINKING!?
*pulls a bucket of ice water* may i wake em up?
What the hell? Aitome, are ok?
I am already awake Lady Dahlia, I am operating at peak performance.
*walks in and sits down*
What a day....
Yes Aitome is alright, you must be very confused Lady Joker, worry not, I am not here to harm you.

Yes Elite Knight, help yourself
There s something off about Unc over there....
@Aitome_Korichi
The fuck, you okay?

@-Maria-
Doin' well hon, ignoring the fact I got stabbed before coming here.
Who the hell are you, and what did you do with him?
My name is Tormention, you must be Lady Maria, pleasure to meet you.

*Aitome then bows before continuing

I am simply the other being residing in Aitome, for some reason he cannot feel emotion without a persona. He has also passed out, so I have taken over for him in his absence
*proceeds to drink a gigantic flagon of what seems like ale. But looks.....deadlier*
I love drinking! Gets the spirits up!
*A black mist snakes into the cafe, shrouding everything in darkness. It convulses and curls, forming Satan himself*

Ah...the meat gather at yet another cafe. Don't you all find this cycle disturbing?
Ohhh, ok Cool! Nice to meetcha! So, just to confirm, you ain't evil, right?
@The_Dark_Messiah
Just shut up and drink, you dick
Oh, Yo Hell Spawn Satan.
Hello there Satan, its great to see you again.

*Aitome then smiles at Maria

Of course not, if I was evil I would have done something like the other persona, I am a good being.
@-EliteKnight-
Like I'd listen to you, meat.
Hello people.
@Kageomi
Greetings Kage. Doing well, I'd hope.

@Aitome_Korichi
Ah, the challenger. Are you prepared?
Awesome! Then you're cool in my books!

Oh hey, it's Satan! How's it going, big guy?
@-Maria-
Hmm? I have not met you before, so I assume you are new.

*Bows*

Greetings.
I'm so proud, she's already making friends....
Wait no, don't talk to Satan, dear!
@FemJokerboi
Why not? She has a will of her own. Didn't you hear? I am the protector of the nexus. Just ask Emerson.
Ugh, you seem content with relaxing with us "meat"
Hes a bad man, maria! Stay away from him!
I am ready, you shall fall by my hand,

You should be careful Lady Maria, Satan may seem friendly but he is evil
@-EliteKnight-
Why do you question? Can't the defender lounge with the protected?

@Aitome_Korichi
I am aware we shall fight. This is not about good or evil, it is about the possession of your friend's soul.
@-EliteKnight-
Why do you question? Can't the defender lounge with the protected?

@Aitome_Korichi
I am aware we shall fight. This is not about good or evil, it is about the possession of your friend's soul.
I am a new one here! My name is Maria, I'm her daughter! *Points to Joker* Nice to meetcha!
Aitome wouldn't have it any other way, we shall begin if your ready,

*Aitome then smirks at Maria

How about you show me if you can fight, surely you must be very powerful, Satan should be easy if we work together
Doin' good Satan. Also, calling us meatbags, meat, fleshbags, other stuff is pretty insulting.
Hey guys... guess whos back? *behind her is young aergia, tightly grasping at her hand*
@Kageomi
That is kind of the point, Kage. Because you are human, you are lesser than I. That doesn't lessen the fact that I will do everything in my power to protect you and this realm.

*He gives Kage a warm smile*

@-Maria-
Nice to make your acquaintance, Maria. I hope we can be good friends.
Whatever.....hey, the stuff you guys are drinking is weak. Try this....
*Presents a small barrel and grabs a cup, uses the faucet on the barrel to pour out a translucent, slightly beige liquid. It smells really strong.*
This work wonders
If somebody if back, I would have to assume they were gone in the first place, I was not aware Aergia was missing
D'oh, kids here......time to be a good person
@Dahlia
I-I...AERGIA?

*Rushes to her side*

I though she died? I was rack with grief...tell me, how?
I would drink, however I do not feel the effects of alcohol, it would only harm Aitome, however I do appreciate the offer.
Actually... she got killed by merkabah... but i brought her back... *shows ira's shard* and ira too...
*His face looks sad*

I...I know. It was my fault. I shouldn't have let her fight.
Gin
Hey, Silent Hill reject. It's been a while
*A little girl with black hair and a cute hoodie walks in holding a Teddy Bear* I'm home!
@Gin
*Sneers*

Wonderful. The one named after the alcoholic beverage is here. Perhaps you'd like me to shove my foot up your ass?
*Walks in*
@Aergia
*Runs up and hugs her*

Y-You're alive. Thank the heavens. I'm glad you're safe.
Welcome back aergia... *hugs while crying* welcome back...
GAH! STRANGER DANGER!
Sister, what happened to your hair?
Well, this is cause for celebration!
*Downs a tall glass of the strange liqour, and pulls out a guitar, Spanish*
Anybody wanna hear me play?
Gin
Now, reject. No violence infront of the kid.
@Nana-sama
I have transformed! Behold my power!
@Gin
*Annoyance sweeps his face*

Bite me.
Well, would you look at the time? It's almost the hour of my master plan. So I hate to rush my departure but I simply must leave. Not a second to lose.

*The clockwork God vanishes as the air around him begins pulsating with temporal energy.*
*shows the shard of wrath to aergia* see this? Its a piece of your brother, ira. He should be waking up any second now...
Looks like Aergia is back....
*Looks at the shard with disgust*
Ugh. Him.
@Aergia
*Takes his arms off her*

I-I'm sorry. My emotions get the better of me sometimes. Forgive me, sin of sloth.
Gin
Ah, what's the matter Reject. Am I riling you up again?
I know he wasnt the most pleasant person in the world, joker. But hes still a brother aergia cared about...
*an ominous voice is heard rasping from within the walls*
"Do try to not anger Him so much this time. Annihilation is only fun for so long."
*walks in and sits down*
This Ira, do you not have a good relationship with them Lady Joker?
@Gin
*His face becomes softer and more relaxed*

Why must you annoy me? I did not do anything. I only wish to protect mankind.
Hey reaper. Aergia's back.
Gin
Fine, I'll stop. At the moment. Yo knight, my idiot friend wants to buy the chariot's soul off you?
Nana! Behold my power!
That's good to hear.
@Aitome_Korichi
Let's just say that he and I never were good buddies.... we hated each other with a fiery passion. He's a being that doesn't deserve to live, treating others like trash for no reason other than to get them mad....
He always did treat my mom like shit...
Joker has a daughter?
*Smirks*

Greeting reaper. The job treating you well?

*Mutters under his breath*

Empty husk...
Yes she does! Name's Maria, nice to meet you!
Yes. Reaper, this is maria. Maria, meet my boyfriend reaper.
I can understand your pain Lady Joker, I do not wish any harm to be done to Aitome's comrades. Ah, my time is running out, Aitome will be awake soon, unfortunately he will not recall anything you have told me, I bid you farewell

*Aitome then bows, before fainting and hitting the ground
@Dahlia
Oh shit, you're dating him?

*He cackles at first, but then it becomes full blown maniacal laughter that shakes the very floor*
Nana is ignoring me....
Right..... behold.....
Gin
Reject, You're to loud.
I would say go to hell satan, but then i remembered you cant go back there. WHOOPS!
*She hugs Nana* ....
And what am I beholding again?
You two are dating now? Jeez I missed a lot...
**pats*
@Dahlia
*Mocks a sizzling as he taps his shoulder*

Ouch. Words hurt, you know.

*Pretends to tear up*

@Gin
And what are you going to do about it, vermin?
Nice to meet you Maria!
Screw it, im not waiting for approval

*Proceeds to play Percivals theme on his guitar*
My cute!
Well, at least Maria hasn't changed.... But it seems cousin Aergia has.
Well, Aergia is pretty cute..
Gin
Um, Knight? I'm trying to talk to you hear? Hello?
* Gin waves his hand in front of Knight's helmet.*
It started last night i think... reaper was hugging me... then i hugged him back cause i messed him so much and... yeah... thats when it happened...
I meant i missed him... oops.
Ugh, everyone is forming special bonds and the one I want is practically insane.....guess I really should move on.

*Continues with the guitar riff*
Yes, you are indeed cute....
However, may I speak to the adult you?
@Shino
Oh Shino! It's been a while!

@Aergia
She's. So. CUTE!
*Hugs her*
I thought you were supposed to be a voluptuous beauty, but you're just an adorable little girl!
@Gin
Oh, what's up

*He's playing Gerudo Valley subconsciously*
Gin
Knight? Helloooooo? Am I being ignored again? Had enough of that in Traverse Town.
@-EliteKnight-
*Pats him on the back*

You'll find love, friend. Just trust in time.
Noooooo! Sneak attacks!
Gin
Finally. My idiot friend wants to buy the soul you got from chariot.
Oh ho.....the soul is useless to anyone who cannot forge it
*Smudges Her face against Aergia's*
You're so precious! I'm Maria, I'm Joker's daughter!
*smushes*
@-Maria-
It has been a while, hasn't it?
Let go!
Gin
He's convinced he can make a thing. He made the exploding rings from the things I bought from you last week.
Maria, Shino, do you happen to know me? Or are you from another timeline?
@Gin
Exploding rings? That's it?
I can make actual weaponry and sorcery out of these
@Nana-sama
You do exist, as far as I remember.
Oh yes, I would like to know how I am in the future
@Aergia
Aww, why? You're cuddly!

@Nana
Of course I know you! How the hell are ya Nana?

@Shino
He'll yeah! It's been friggin forever! We should go drinkin sometime!
*He looks at his wrist as if looking at a watch*

Looks as if it's time for me to depart. I have some fleshlings to grind into the dirt. I'll be back.

*His body bursts into mist and flows out the cafe door*
Gin
Well, it was supposed to be a damage reflecting ring but, that... didn't work out. I don't mind if you don't want to part with it. He just wanted me to ask. Well, his exact words were "Steal the soul" but I'm not doing that. Your choice, really.
*the buzzing of a moped halt outside, and a clunk can be heard as a foot braces against the ground, the rider dismounting the vehicle...*
*Aitome then gets up from the floor groaning as he puts his hand on his head

God... this hurts pretty bad... didn't know I could pass out on the floor..

*Aitome then looks around for a bit before coming to his senses

Oh right.. looks like I didnt drink enough to forget.
Mama? Mama is here!
@Gin
Steal it? Even if you did, it would be a gross misuse of it's power. And I'd likely hunt you down for it.
Cue the reminder that I cannot die
*Adorable loli sleeps on a booth*
*poofs in* Heyo my peeps!
Gin
That's why I'd rather just ask, friend. I'll tell Sam you don't wish to part with it, shall I?
Your mother?
I'm glad to see both of you.
*Smiles kindly*
Hey bona. Well... its out.
Huh... Aunt Labrys is here just in time.
Maria, let her go...
*watches*
Yeah! Mama Labby!
*stands next to reaper and giggles*
@Nana
Nice to see you too, Nana! *Grins widely*

Ugh. Fine!
*Lets go of Aergia*
OMG ANOTHER ONE!
*Rushes over to the sleeping Loli Nana and hugs her*
*Pats on head*
I'm happy to see you find your someone Shin-kun.
Oh hey, it's my Godmom!
Freedom!
*wakes up*
Mnnn.....
Thanks Nana!
*walks in an takes off my helmet, shaking out my pony tail with a sigh as I slump into a booth, exhausted*

"Can anyone..please get me a coffee..?
@Nana-chan
You're so adorable! *Smushes her face against hers, still hugging her*
Mama! *She runs up to Labby and hugs her*
The... what happened while I passed out... at any rate im going, ill see you around, and Heart Stealer? Tread carefully alright? Ill see ya later now.

*Aitome then walks out of the cafe, tripping occasionally before disappearing into the air
I can see my daughter likes children at least.....
Ah yes! *pours some coffee* here. Im dahlia, a friend of aergia's nice to meet you... labrys was it?
Nyahaha!
*cuddles back*
Ma-nee!
@Nana-chan
Yaay, cuddles! I'm in heaven!

*Sees Labrys*
Oh, hey Godmom!
*Casts a relaxing spell on Labrys*
Hello Mother.
*sighs and hugs Aergia slowly*

You...look different...but sound the same..Aergia..what..?

*looks to Maria and Nana-sama*

Who...? And...Mother..?
I have gained new power!
@-Labrys-
GODmother. Do you not know what a godmom is, jeez. I'm Maria, Joker's daughter
Trust me Aunt Labrys, it's been a confusing day.
Aergia is my sister, your daughter, therefore, I am family, am I not?
*Smiles*
*boss reenters, and upon seeing the big powow, immediately goes to make curry and coffee*
Isn't this just a big show? It's on the house. There's booze if you want some....im getting the food and coffee
*Looks up to Labrys*
A-auntie Laby?
Well that's confusing....
*looks to Shino*

I...I don't know you either...

*points to Shino, then Maria, then Nana-sama*

I don't know you. Or you. And if youre related to Aergia then youre a Sin? As for you Aergia...

*looks down at her and pats her head*

New power? Whose soul did you sell to get it.
@-Labrys-
Hey, been a long time. How have you been? Taking care of this place I assume?
*looks down at Nana-chan*

Uhhh...youre...Lightning's daughter..? ....from the future?
I didn't hurt anyone! I swear!
*Nods shyly*
@-Labrys-
Don't bother trying to absorb right now.....just drink some coffee.
@-Labrys-
I'm from the future, Labby. In the future, you're my Godmom
I already got her one, boss. Dont worry.
*Looks slightly hurt*
R-right. I should introduce myself.....
I am a possible Future of Nanaka.
Gin
Time travel, eh?
Sam: I know. I won't tell Roman. Don't worry.
*looks over to @Boss*

Hey Boss. Long time no see. I uh watched over LeBlanc for a bit. But things got really tough...I haven't been doing well this past month or so. Missions. School. My other jobs. The place got blown up a few tines ive heard..and also hijacked a few times. I. I've missed you to say the least Boss...I miss the old times...
@Nana-chan
*Sees her shy nod, and squeezes her * You're so cuuuute~!
*takes the coffee and sips*

I miss the old times. Yes. But I love my daughter all the same and never refer that. As for you Miss Nana-sama. I accept you as well. Though this family tree is getting complicated...and pleasure to meet you Miss Maria...as I cannot time travel, pleasure to meet you. I cannot imagine the horrid state of the timeline for this event to be happening.
^regret
Oh right sorry... I'm Aigis and Yukis daughter, might as we stop hiding it.
@-Labrys-
Trust me.....I want those times back too. Thank you for keeping yourself up and at em....
*She gasps* I have another cousin?!
* A small red imp flies into the cafe and lands on one of the tables*

Beelzebub: I'd like a pint please, and make it snappy. I'm missing out on the battle of the ages!

*His wings fold behind him as he goes into a low crouch*
Gin
Sup, Beelz.
Hello again, human. I never got your name...?
@-Labrys-
You worry too much, Labby! The future I come from is peaceful!
@Boss I try...its admittedly tough, but I found myself browsing old music collections in my little free time...I have developed an appreciation for "Classic" Western Music. Are you familiar with an American band called "Yes"? I am quite fond of them admittedly..

*pets Aergia and smiles*

Gosh my family is growing fast...
Gin
Gin. Gin Bara.
I can confirm that the future is peaceful, for the most part.