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Starwaddle

Star's Bar/Cafe/Store.

*somewhere in space, there's a space station with broken laser cannons. There's also a Cafe, but it's now a bar as well. Nobody knows why Star opened this place, but she's probably bored and is willing to offer advice, as well as a lot of other stuff because it's also a store.*

HibkiKuze

*Hibki warps in* Hey Star! *His voice is still slurred from earlier* Can I get another glass of whiskey please?

Migrant

Heya Star.

Starwaddle

Sure. *Suddenly, a bottle of whiskey pops up on the counter* also, hey guys.

Sam

*Sam teleports in*
So much for a crazy idea.

Genm

*rides in on bicycle*
Whoa, this is a cool play set you got here, how much did it cost your parents?

HibkiKuze

*He doesn't care and begins drinking from the bottle* Thanks Star. It's so nice to finally have a way to relax.

*Byakko pops up*

Byakko: with how much of a lightweight you are is that a good idea?

Migrant

This is an adult playground... Should you be here?

Starwaddle

Fuck you, that's how much. I'm not getting roasted in my own bar/cafe/store. This is a historical place in the Nexus, as it's the same space station that destroyed Lucifer's Tower.

Sam

Wait, what? A space station destroyed Lucifer's Tower?

Genm

[Presses X]
>Doubt

HibkiKuze

*Hibki keeps drinking. So voice slurs even more* I'm so bored. I say I want normal but I don't normal is boring.

Byakko: Should you really let him drink that bottle?

Starwaddle

Yup. This is the place. Found it right before Lucifer went crazy and attacked. The laser cannons that destroyed it may be broken, but I think it's better if they don't get fixed.

Starwaddle

Also, the alcohol is completely safe. Sure, it makes people drunk, but it's completely harmless.

Darkness

*Walks in* Who let a child open a bar?

Migrant

Got any wine, Star?

HibkiKuze

Byakko: That's what I meant. He's the lightest lightweight out there.

Hibki:(slurred to a point where you have to strain to make out his words) It's fine Bya. You're a pretty tiger Bya you know that?

Cowboy_Cookie

>Appears. That's what the cool kids do, right?

A multifaceted business complex in space...truly wonderful. I appreciate the craftsmanship of such a fine vessel.

Starwaddle

Of course I do. *Summons a bottle of wine onto the counter* it's my special stuff. Never gets you drunk, but it's a damn good wine. And I'm not dealing with this again. I've got the paperwork to legally own and work in this establishment, proving I'm not a child. And bitch please, I had half a drink and passed out. And thank you for the compliment.

Genm

Be careful you crazy kids, keep playing pretend like this and you might actually grow up to be alcoholics

Genm

On second thought, becoming an alcoholic could only be an improvement for you.

Cowboy_Cookie

I must side with the strange man's first point.

>He crosses his arms.

How am I supposed to lead a bunch if drunkards to SURVIVAL? You'd make my job that much harder.

>He shakes his head and sighs.

HibkiKuze

Byakko: I hope he passes out soon. Does he not realize he's flirting with me?

Hibki: Bya, don't worry and dance with me! Someone turn on the music. We're goona dance!

Migrant

Man I'm almost ready to try drunk on for size. For that matter I'm almost ready to try normal life on for size...

Stupid death. Stupid Gamma.

Starwaddle

Don't worry, I've got this. *Tosses a brick at his head before he gets worse and starts dancing* but hey, this place is more than a bar. I've got some sweets in the back.

HibkiKuze

*The brick hits Hibki and knocks him out*

Byakko: That was a bit much. I could've humored him for a bit. I don't mind.

Starwaddle

Meh, you kinda asked for it. Oh well. At least these bricks do negative damage.

Sam

*Sam kicks Hibiki lightly*
Hmm. I see.

HibkiKuze

Byakko: Does this place just defy all logic? Can i have some well done steak?

Sam

No, I think that's just Star.

Starwaddle

This is the space of the Nexus. From what I've learned, this place makes almost no sense. *Suddenly, a well done steak is on the counter*

Starwaddle

It's also a little bit of me.

HibkiKuze

*Byakko digs in and starts eating.* Thanks! You know some weirdo made a love potion candy and I ate it. It ended with me flirting with Hibki. Kinda funny thinking back on it.

Migrant

It does make little sense...

*relents to drinking the wine. *

Starwaddle

Oh? I think I have a few of those in the far back. But seriously, I've got more than alcohol and meat. I've got a ton of sweets. Just name it and I've got it.

HibkiKuze

Byakko: maybe for a prank day. Since I'm his persona I know what goes on in his head. He actually does think of me that way.

Starwaddle

Okay. Man, looks like everyone left or something. That sucks.

HibkiKuze

Byakko: I'm goona take Hibki home real quick. *Byakko puts Hibki on her back before taking him home*

Starwaddle

Okay. I'll just be here...alone...meh, I've got shit to do while no one is here.

Starwaddle

*forges a sword in the back*

emactook

*Walks in*

Hello, anybody here?

Starwaddle

*walks back in through a door behind the counter* hey.

emactook

Got any Dos Equis?

Starwaddle

I'm sorry, what? Could you describe it to me, it's probably in the back.

emactook

It's a like Mexican beer If that helps.

emactook

About like 5 percent of alcohol in it. Not too much but just right to relax and chill

Starwaddle

Oh. In that case, it's under the counter. *Suddenly, a glass of Dos Equis is on the counter*

emactook

Thanks, how much will that be? I'm pretty sure you don't take any normal money do you like Yen, Dollars, Pounds, ect.?

Starwaddle

Nah, yen works. It's one hundred yen per glass.

HibkiKuze

*Byakko walks back in* Hey I just realized Hibki didn't pay you for the bottle. How much do we owe you?

emactook

OK *places Â¥100 on counter*.

Anyway where exactly am I? I think I noticed glowing weird looking lion dragging out some teenage kid with his jaw?

Starwaddle

This is the Nexus. More specifically, my space station. And that's on the house. I've got a surplus of whiskey.

emactook

The Nexus you say? This a pretty weird universe, but not as weird as the other universe I used to be in.

HibkiKuze

*Byakko is a little shocked at her response* Alright then, I gotta go. He's gonna have a hell of a hangover in the morning. *She leaves*

Starwaddle

Actually, this is a mix of universes. A multiverse hub, so to say. Once you get in, you can't get out, and your universe is soon combined with the Nexus. We're all trapped here, and it's all because of one guy who feeds off our power. At least we can fight him.

emactook

Damn, I thought an alien stealing planets and slaving species in his spaceship was bad enough...

Starwaddle

Oh, but it gets worse. We have to deal with the personification of sins. At least they're reasonable. Hell, we actually have some sins as friends. Sadly, we have worse things to worry about. There's a lot of things that have happened, but I'm sure you'll learn how the Nexus works in a week or two.

emactook

Actually now that you say that, I read somewhere that a bunch of "Phantom Theives" defeat some sort of "God of Control". Double think this has something to do with it?

emactook

(Ooc: Sorry about typo)

Do you*

Starwaddle

Nope. This is completely unrelated. The Nexus is absorbing the multiverse, and soon, the one that keeps us here will take over the multiverse. But hey, he's still beatable.

BonafideMonafide04

*poofs in* Yo!

Starwaddle

Hey Bona.

BonafideMonafide04

Hey star! You got any hot cocoa here?

Starwaddle

*suddenly, a cup of hot chocolate appears on the counter*

emactook

Huh alright. Thanks you @Starwaddle. I'll be leaving now.

*Walks out of the bar*

Starwaddle

Alright. Take care.

BonafideMonafide04

K thx. Is bill still in yer noggin?

Starwaddle

Yeah. We made an agreement, and now we're cool.

BonafideMonafide04

Oh. OK. Cool.

DemonicHomura

*She walks in with a curious expression*

What manner of place is this?

Starwaddle

This is my cafe/bar/store in space. You want anything? Business is slow today.

BonafideMonafide04

It's a bar/cafe

Starwaddle

Nah, it's also a store. I sell stuff. Just ask and if I have it you can buy it.

DemonicHomura

Well I was in the mood for tea to help me think.

*She looks out a window*

Business around here may be slow due to your choice in locale.

Not all mortals are willing to travel in space.

Starwaddle

There's a teleportation device nearby. If anything, this place is unique in it's choice of locale. But you may have a point. *Suddenly, a cup of tea is on the counter*

DemonicHomura

*She walks over to the counter and picks up her tea*

*She takes a small sip of it*

*A pleased expression instantly forms on her face*

The tea here is of decent quality.

I am impressed.

BonafideMonafide04

Yeah, I guess it is an interesting locale. At least your among the STARS! You might even become a STAR because of this place! Eh? Eh?

Starwaddle

It should be. I only use the best ingredients I can get, and the tea is prepared in a special way. And no, this place isn't a star pun. It's called the Satellite Cafe.

BonafideMonafide04

I know. I just wanted to make puns. Hopefully I don't SPACE out here!

DemonicHomura

*She offers a slow clap*

I see the humor of this world never changes.

*She suddenly spaces out*

Unlike a few other variables ...

*Her eyes stray to her cup of tea*

Starwaddle

Hmm? What's the matter? Something got you down? As a bartender, I'm one of the most capable people to help other people.

DemonicHomura

*She looks up a Star with a blank expression*

Nothing is the matter.

My job has just suddenly become a bit more difficult so I am attempting to adjust to the new workflow.

*She takes a sip of her tea*

I just worry that my job may start influencing other things.

Starwaddle

Hmm. Take my advice, just follow your heart. I'm sure it will lead you in the right direction. Of course, don't let your emotions run wild either.

DemonicHomura

*She laughs a bit*

My entire existence comes from allowing my emotions to run rampant.

*She covers her mouth with her hand to hide the laughter*

I'm afraid your advice is a bit late.

Starwaddle

Well, your still alive. Besides, you never know what might happen. Maybe something different could happen. I should know, I'm the goddess of fate.

DemonicHomura

*Her gaze suddenly becomes very focused on Star*

Wait your actually a goddess ...?

*Her hold on the cup tightens*

Starwaddle

Yup. Been one for oh, I don't know, fifty years now? I just got the idea for what title I want, so now I'm the goddess of fate. I was the goddess of insanity, but I'm not that insane anymore, so it lost its power.

DemonicHomura

So you manipulate humanity then ...

*She calmly smiles at Star*

Tell me something.

Do you enjoy altering the fate of others?

Starwaddle

No. In fact, I don't have the power to manipulate fate. Even if I did, it would only be for certain occasions. I have the power to see a person's fate, but only they have the power to change it. I would never manipulate humanity, I only wish to guide it to a better future. One where they don't all kill themselves.

DemonicHomura

Your job may be harder then mine.

*She gazes down at her tea*

For humanity is always destined to meet an ending filled with suffering.

There will never be a better future so humans may as well give into chaos.

Starwaddle

That may be true, but humans can do great things. I may not have the power to change fate, but I can make it easier to change it. A little push in the right direction is all that people need. I suppose I could be compared to Igor, but I prefer to be a bit more hands on then him. If humanity does not wish to change it's fate, then I shall simply have to show them the path they walk. Not everyone will be willing to do this, sure, but I believe that as long as I do what I believe in, I can make life change. If only the same could be said for all gods.

DemonicHomura

I see we are of differing opinions then goddess ...

*She sighs with distaste*

I had almost begun to hope that you were different from the rest.

*Her lips curve into a terrible smile*

But all of you gods are the same naive, self sacrificing trash that continue to indulge humanity.

It is the work of gods like you that create such bad outcomes.

Nana-sama

*Walks in*
Wine please.

Starwaddle

Hmm... perhaps you are right. But then, what other way is there? I can't simply let them kill themselves. I suppose I could run a few simulations, see how things turn out, and plan my actions accordingly...

Starwaddle

Okay. *Suddenly, a bottle of wine appears on the counter along with a glass*

Nana-sama

*Takes the wine and fills glass*
Hello there.

Starwaddle

Hey. Say, Nana, you're from the future, right? Tell me, did I do a good job leading humanity?

Nana-sama

Well, considering it's still thriving in my time, Yes, Yes you did.

DemonicHomura

*She runs a finger along the counter in thought*

Goddess I feel that you will soon have no need for simulations.

I can sense something big coming.

*She quickly glances at Nana*

Hello human.

Starwaddle

Something big? Hmm...well, whatever it may be, I will move past it. I must move past it. If I am to change how us gods do things, I must keep moving forward.

Nana-sama

Ara~ I shall take being called human as a complement, Its rare for people to treat me as such, knowing my status as a Goddess and Sin.

*Sips wine*

DemonicHomura

Quite an interesting mindset you have goddess.

*She narrows her gaze on Nana*

I do not sense anything divine about you ...

How are you managing to keep your presence hidden like this?

Starwaddle

I was a human, you know. I may not be the best Goddess, but I wish to change life for the better for everyone, gods included. If I am to accomplish this, I must not lose myself.

Nana-sama

Years of practice, being Lust itself can be troublesome without a degree of self control in all areas.

DemonicHomura

So what we have here is a human turned goddess and a goddess that feels human.

*She calmly smiles at the two*

How interesting.

I should have arrived in this world sooner ...

* She then takes anther sip of her tea*

I too used to be human but I have long given up my mortal restraints.

I now feel much more free.

Starwaddle

I know what you mean. Being a goddess is awesome sometimes. Of course, even if everything didn't work out, I can still have fun doing things with people.

Nana-sama

Mortal restraints are what keeps Deities like us from becoming power crazed maniacs in my experience.

-Mara-

*Walks in*

Hoo boy nothing compliments grease monkey work more then a good drink. I hope this place has a good drink to pump out.

*Walks over to the counter and reaches over to her wallet for some money*

DemonicHomura

Well in my experience moral restraints only serve to weaken the strong.

You can't protect much if you are held back by yourself.

*She notices that her cup is empty*

May I have another cup of tea?

-EliteKnight-

I've fought many insane gods, but no goddess'
Every female god I found still retained her sanity.....

Starwaddle

Sure. *Suddenly, more tea is in the cup* anyways, what do you want to drink?

Nana-sama

That's because, dear Knight, Most gods use power to control, power corrupts, Goddesses tend to use wit instead.

-EliteKnight-

Oh, no wait. I did fight a goddess. She turned into a gigantic fire demon bug

DemonicHomura

*She glances at Knight*

Hopefully you are not mistaking me for a goddess like the rest.

*She chuckles*

I am actually the exact opposite of one.

-Mara-

*Eyes Eliteknight response*

So how did that go for you. Other then a amazing flame show and bug guts everywhere.

AkariSuzumoto

This place looks different from everywhere else...

-EliteKnight-

@-Mara-
I died.
A lot.
From 500 feet drops.

@DemonicHomura
Where I come from, any supernaturally immortal being is a god....when revered as such. I am immortal and am capable of Ascension, but people in my world view my kind as "accursed"

Starwaddle

That's because we're in space. Welcome to the Satellite Cafe.

AkariSuzumoto

I'm in space?

That's wicked... I'm a star now.

DemonicHomura

*She continues to stare at Knight*

I would be similar to you then in that regard,

For I am no god ...

*Her lips curve into a wide arc*

But the devil in the flesh.

-EliteKnight-

@DemonicHomura
Oh, how delightful.
About seven people said that to me in the last two years.....it loses it's impact

Nana-sama

Ufufu.

DemonicHomura

*She sighs*

Well I just wanted to try at being dramatic ...

*She takes a sip of her tea*

Guess dramatic isn't for me.

-EliteKnight-

@DemonicHomura

-EliteKnight-

OOC: damn phone, did not mean to click add

-EliteKnight-

@DemonicHomura
No, it was perfectly dramatic, your voice and delivery were spot on. However....your audience is a godslaying treasure Hunter who has died more times than he's eaten

DemonicHomura

*She yawns*

Next time I need a difference audience then.

*She stands up and walks toward the door*

I take my leave now people.

Bye.

*She exits*

-EliteKnight-

@DemonicHomura
Have a lovely rest of your night.....

I should be going, but I don't want to

Nana-sama

*sips wine*

Starwaddle

Am I just the liquor store now? Maybe I should showcase a few sweets...

Nana-sama

Ara~ Sweets.... What I wouldn't give for an Ice Cream cake with melted chocolate fudge....

Starwaddle

Oh? Well then, you'll be glad to know I have worked on my cooking for quite awhile. *Summons just that, but it's tastier than ever thought possible*

Nana-sama

Mmmmm..... I haven't had your cooking in ages Star..... pure heaven....

-EliteKnight-

Is that what sweets are? I remember when that meant fresh hot bread with sugar on it.

Starwaddle

It should be. These ingredients are very hard to come across. I've been planning this cafe for a long while. As far back as the day Lucifer...well, I'm sure everyone remembers what happened.

-Lucifer-

What is this about me now? *giggles*

Nana-sama

*Is in pure bliss from the cake and wine*

Starwaddle

Ah, Lucifer? I haven't seen you for a long time. How have you been?

-Lucifer-

I have been... settling in. Now that I am fully recovered thanks to my dear Morgana, I am ready to participate in this fun little world again.

Starwaddle

I see. Tell me, do you know the events that have transpired while you were away? I would be more than happy to tell you all I know.

-Lucifer-

I have been observing loosely. One of the sins died quite painfully, did he not? I wish I could have been present for it. *Giggles*

Starwaddle

Indeed he did. However, I believe he is perfectly alive. Oh, did you hear about the Snowball War?

-Lucifer-

Snowball War...? All of the magic on the Nexus and these mortals throw snowballs?

Starwaddle

Ah, it was my idea. I thought it would be a fun way to beat the heat, so I organized a snowball war. However, it went a bit too far...

-Lucifer-

Oh? Did someone die? *smirks*

Starwaddle

Well...it was a genocide of minions, to be blunt...

-Lucifer-

How delightful. Tell me all about it. *Lies across the table and smiles mischievously*

Starwaddle

Well, it's kind of a long story, so I'll shorten it a bit. So, one day, i made it snow in Shibuya so i could have a snowball war. I made a castle and faced off against everyone else in a dramatic fashion, but then we got the idea to make snowzords. We destroyed each other.

Starwaddle

However, there was one who we all agreed to take down after we destroyed ourselves. So, we all joined forces to create an ultimate snowzord to defeat him, and we did.

-Lucifer-

How productive! Only the strong survive wars of attrition. *Smirks*

I admit, I missed this...

naho

*is here all of the sudden*

-Lucifer-

Oh, this is a new one. A cute little ninja, are you? *gets uncomfortably close*

Starwaddle

Indeed. It was quite the battle.

imthefakekalib

>Appears<

Is that a pro Genji?

>Disappears<

naho

*is getting uncomfortable thanks to lucifer and thinks "i hope this person knows im a cyborg"*

naho

*thinks "i dont think she knows"*

Starwaddle

*activates the teleportation device and gets ready for night two of her business.*

Starwaddle

Hmm...must be a slow day...

Dahlia

*Bursts in sobbing*

Starwaddle

Tough day? Or did memes ruin things?

Dahlia

The memes.

Dahlia

They ruined everything...

Starwaddle

Yeah, I figured. If this keeps up, the Nexus is going to be doomed. Wait...memes... THAT'S MY IDEA! I WAS GONNA RULE THE NEXUS WITH MEMES! What the fuck is going on!?

Dahlia

Some guy named tim is the new "president" of the phansite forum. Im trying to stop him, but it seems like everything i say is deflected of 1 mil. Inch thick glass...

Sam

*Sam rushes in*
Almost got paint on my lab coat.

Starwaddle

Wait...did you just break the fourth wall? Then... it's happening... mother of God...

Dahlia

What? Whats happening?

Sam

Yes, the forum has gone to shit. The meme explosion from earlier in the week is worse than we thought.

Starwaddle

The memes... they're taking over...if this keeps up, there won't be a Phansite left. Memeing should be done in moderation. We have to stop them. At the very least, we need to lower the rate of memes.

Dahlia

How? Its impossible with how fast they deflect critisizm.

Bgammax

OOC: Wow, I'm getting the weirdest sense of Deja Vu.

Sam

And with that massive post earlier, memes are coming back quickly
OOC: Not a shot at the earlier not rp thing. Just a plot device.

Starwaddle

It's possible. There's one way to stop the memes, and that is to meme harder. We need the dankest, most oldest memes in the book. We need...the gods of memes...

Dahlia

The god of memes? Whos that?

Starwaddle

Not god, gods. The oldest memes to exist. If we gain their power, it's possible to stop the flood of memes.

Sam

I'm not going to like this, am I? Who are these oldest memes?

Dahlia

Where do we find them?

hazama

Hazama, Splat Hazama warns against doing anything stupid.

Splat_Tim

*Tim, Splat Tim walks in* Excuse me! I Tim, Splat Tim have heard that you are trying to revive old gods. i'm sorry but that is frowned upon.

Sam

Crap. They found us.

Dahlia

Shit!

Sam

I thought distracting them in another topic would be enough.

Succoth_Benoth

//A voice booms through the building.\\

A friendly reminder that waking up the Old God's is not groovy, baby.

Awakening them would bring about ungrooviness throughout your pitiful existences. Ya dig?

M'kay, so long as you understand the position you're in.

//The voice goes silent.\\

Starwaddle

The gods of memes are the god of duals, the god of such wow, and the god of MLG. they aren't the old gods, and the memes can't touch them, for they are too holy. But for now, I know of a way to get rid of them from here. *Puts up a sign that says "No Memes Plz"*

Splat_Tim

Phew glad that we can keep those pesky memes out.

Sam

He's a Gary Stu, Star. He's immune to anti-memes.

Starwaddle

Don't worry, I have a sign for that as well! *Puts a sign up that says "no Gary Stu's either. This is a respectable property, and I will not allow these people in. Thanks for understanding."*

Splat_Tim

Ahem Splat Tims the name and Splats my game.

Splat_Tim

Star if you are forcing those type of people out then you can't be allowed here too.

Starwaddle

Oh, right, forgot I had to put up the black list. *Puts up another sign that says "people not allowed here:" and then puts the name Splat Tim on it*

Splat_Tim

I'll leave for now seeing how this place isnt fun.

Sam

So... did we win?

Starwaddle

It's my establishment, I can do what I want! Now then, it is time to plan the quest for the gods of memes.

Splat_Tim

Also ahem, that is racial discrimination. Please be respectful. *Tim, Spat Tim leaves*

Starwaddle

Well I'm sorry, but you memes have LeBlanc! If I'm going to be kicked out of my hons home, then you're not getting in here!

Sam

So, we have a resistance movement know as the fourth wall breaks around us and the gods of memes need to awoken. Didn't expect this to be what happened tonight, but whatever. What's our next step?

Starwaddle

We must go on a quest for the gods of memes. This usually means going on a perilous walk through the entire Nexus that would take days to complete, but I've got a teleportation device to the temple in the back. All we need now is the item to awaken them with. We need 4Chan.

Dahlia

No. Not 4chan...

Sam

FIne. But, tomorrow. I think Dahlia's dead and I'm tired. So, we'll just stay here. Geez, the feeling when the 3 last sane people in the world are a crazy goddess, a cynical scientist and the girl dating the grim reaper.

Starwaddle

Yeah. Funny how I'm the sane one now. It's a good thing this place is also an inn. I would have included it in the title, but then it would be really annoying to say. Get some rest, you're going to need it.

Dahlia

Thanks, star. You really saved us there. Good night. *goes to sleep*

Sam

Geez. This is a real hassle. The sooner it's over...
*Falls asleep*

Starwaddle

Hmm...maybe I should redecorate...the cafe look is a bit too old, so maybe a more metallic cafe would be nice? Or maybe like an inn from the days of dragons and wizards and all that stuff? Hmm...well, I'm still open, and closing time isn't for a while, so...meh.

Sunbreaker-Titan

*a guardian enters in*

Hello there everyone.

Starwaddle

Hey. If you're looking for labcoat guy or Dahlia, they're upstairs sleeping.

Sunbreaker-Titan

Ahhh. Okay.

*takes off his helmet to reveal white hair, blue skin and blue eyes*

Then I like to have a cup of green tea then.

Starwaddle

Okay. *Suddenly, a cup of green tea appears on the counter* so, what's been going on with you? Any stories?

Sunbreaker-Titan

I am an Awoken. Like Commander Zavala. The past month we've been in the European Dead-Zone due to the Cabal invading the Tower.

*takes a seat and drinks the tea*

Starwaddle

Sounds exciting.

Sunbreaker-Titan

Well Zavala is depressed due to the last wall of the city was destroyed and I'm filling in his position until he get's back to normal.

Starwaddle

Well, I could possibly help with the repair. If it exists, it's probably in the back. I might have a wall repair kit.

Sunbreaker-Titan

The wall is taller than the Empire State building in the U.S. and with eh Cabal having a beach head in the city... yeah good luck with getting shot to death.

Starwaddle

First off, this is the Nexus, where common sense doesn't exist, and secondly, I'm immortal. The repair kit probably has an entire wall in it, and would probably work for anything.

Sunbreaker-Titan

Alright. Seems this place changed in my absence.

Starwaddle

Indeed it did. The Nexus has become overwhelmed with memes, and it's ironic as hell. I'm actually a neutral party in the Nexus, so I can do good and evil things, and my next evil plan was to rule the Nexus using memes. So now that the memes are taking over without me doing anything, it's like someone stole my idea.

naho

*enters*

Starwaddle

Oh, hey Naho.

Sunbreaker-Titan

*drops 240 Glimmer/8400 yen on the counter*

I am off good night and thanks for the Tea.

Starwaddle

No problem. Come again when you want.

naho

hey star *sits on the booth*

Starwaddle

So, what will you have? And if you're just looking to get away from the memes, you're in the right place.

naho

surprise me with a drink i never had..

Starwaddle

Hmm...I think I might have something...*suddenly, a cup of something is on the table of the booth*

naho

i guess this is the drink

Starwaddle

Yup. A special soda I found on my travels as a goddess. Well, bottoms up, right?

naho

yep bottoms up *grabs the cup and drinks what it is in it*

Starwaddle

*it has a sweet taste, but you can't pin down what the flavor is* to be honest, it's been so long since I've seen one of those that I forgot what flavor it was. Don't worry, it's not poison.

naho

oh.. it has a sweet taste to it

Starwaddle

Hmm...maybe it was that peach and banana and watermelon and lemon and mango soda? I don't know.

naho

guess the world may never know

Starwaddle

Indeed.

naho

*looks up and wounders*

OOC: im kinda nervous to say this but i kinda ship star and naho

Starwaddle

Ooc: it's cool. Being a goddess means all the ships are possible.

Ic: hmm...metal decor might be the right idea...but the old inn style works well too...hmm...

naho

*starts to wounder about what is to come in the future*

naho

OOC: i kinda now want that ship to be real

Starwaddle

Ooc: well then...meh, I'll think about it after I get some sleep...which won't be for awhile...

naho

OOC: ok

*stops looking at the roof*

Starwaddle

*it's day three of business, and she's showcasing a few sweets this time. There's mini cakes, cinnabons, Twinkies, ect. There's a mini version of herself sitting next to her*

HibkiKuze

*He walks in* Hi again, sorry about what happened the other day. I'm not normally a drinker. Can I just have some water today?

Starwaddle

Okay. *Suddenly, a glass of water appears on the counter* it's fine. Business was slow anyway.

HibkiKuze

Thanks. *He takes a sip* How's the hunt for your old ship been?

BonafideMonafide04

*poofs in* hey star! Can ya hit me with a hot cocoa?

Starwaddle

I've been searching all over the place. If I had to take a guess, it's probably in the one place I would never think to look...wait...oh my fuck-it's under Inkopolis! That's gotta be where it is! That, or it's under Shibuya! It's been under my nose the entire time, literally! *Pulls out a small device and taps on the keys a bit* bingo! Also okay! *Suddenly, cup of hot chocolate appears on the counter*

BonafideMonafide04

Thanks.
???: yeah, thanks.
Bona:...What was that?

Starwaddle

Uhh...me yelling about how my ship is under Shibuya?

naho

*enters along with my inkling version of me*

Starwaddle

Hey Naho. "Hey Naho."

HibkiKuze

Well, that means you can get to it right?

Genm

*rides by*

How's "business" today, Mary?
Still trading Sodas for Pokemon cards and pretending it's a bar?

naho

hey star "hey star"

Starwaddle

Yup! *Flips Genm off* fuck off, you! I'm not doing that song and dance again! "So, what'll you have?"

naho

*both naho's sits down on the booth*

"suprise me" same with me

Genm

Why not? Singing and dancing seems to be all you're good at anyway.

NotIgor

*appears*
I have a Holo Charizard how much will that get me.

Starwaddle

"I've got this one." *Suddenly, two cups of coffee suddenly appear on the booth*

Bgammax

*A voice can be heard from the bathroom*
Personally I like that nickname. Mary's not a bad one.

*After a few more moments Gamma walks out*

BonafideMonafide04

No, I heard a voice. It sounds familiar, but I'm not sure.
???: ya seriously don't remember me?

BonafideMonafide04

Guys seriously I'm scared!

Starwaddle

...you guys call me Mary, but there's an actual Mary. You guys do realize how annoying that is, right?

Genm

Oh I'm sorry, are we annoying to you?

On the bright side, the feeling is mutual!

naho

*both naho's drink the cup*

BonafideMonafide04

???: lemme take a form you might remember slightly more.
*suddenly, a skeleton version of Bona appears in a green hoodie*
???: sup.
Bona: Undertale me!?

Bgammax

*Gamma shrugs and sits at a booth*
Eh, people share names all the time. Its not that unusual. For example, Mark. My dad actually asked to be called a different name because he knew like, 4 Marks. And this is from a small town mind you. In a big city sharing first names must be pretty common.

Starwaddle

And if you're scared, don't be. Nothing is going to kill you here...at least, as long as you don't try to destroy the place. And indeed it is mutual. But if you're going to keep calling me Mary, then call me... Maribel. And I can understand same name stuff, but it's still annoying. *The coffee is... undescribable in flavor, but it's pretty good.*

NotIgor

I don't stop calling people dicks because I know someone named Richard.

Bgammax

*Gamma shrugs again*
The point of a nickname is to be short. Maribel is no shorter than Starwaddle, so no point in using it. Mary's much finer. Besides, one of the nicest people I knew was named Mary. You should be proud.

BonafideMonafide04

Bona: Well star, meet undertale me. It's super weird that he showed up, but he's here.
UT Bona: heya.

naho

"man that tastes great" yep... "hey human me, want to get you some new clothes. you need to look fresh after." im good "come on"

Starwaddle

Hi. And yeah, sure, it's a bit longer, but it's also a bit more original. And I kinda like it a bit more.

BonafideMonafide04

Bona: Dude, how did ya get here!?
UT Bona: well, ive been in your heart since you still love undertale. around the time that the skelebros shows up, that love reignited. it gave me enough strength for a physical form.

BonafideMonafide04

Ooc: showed not shows

naho

is the inkling version of me going to keep telling to get new clothes for the rest of me life until i get new clothes

Starwaddle

"probably. You don't exactly look very fresh."

Splat_Tim

*Tim, Splat Tim charges in shooting UT Bona with his 9mm Glock* Dont worry kiddo, got you're shadow. You're safe. Can't believe you are in two places at the same time doing the exact same thing, but don't worry, killed your shadow.

BonafideMonafide04

*ut bona dodges the shot*
Bona: Hey! He's not my shadow ya idiot!

Nyx_Avatar

"Shit, shadows are dangerous. You should consider yourself lucky Tim was here."

BonafideMonafide04

Bona: He's not my shadow! He's me from an alternate multiverse!

BonafideMonafide04

Bona: And don't call me kiddo!
UT Bona: yeah, that's my thing.

Genm

Looks like a Bugster to me. I look forward to when it kills you.

Splat_Tim

*Tim shoots UT Bona again with pristine accuracy * So what you are saying is its your shadow.

Bgammax

*Gamma looks up with a sigh*

You know, in many ways AU yous are worse. Shadows are typically mindlessly aggressive. Other yous are much more careful about how they go for ya. Really not a good thing to hang around

BonafideMonafide04

UT Bona: what in asgores name is a bugster? im him from an alternate universe!

Starwaddle

...*sighs* why must the insanity come here, where I simply try to serve people in a bar? I don't want insanity to ensue here. That's why I'm in space.

naho

hey.. >_> shut up.. "guy star to do you have a area where human me can get fresh"

BonafideMonafide04

*ut bona dodges the shot again*
Bona: Did you not hear my scentace? Are you deaf? He. Is. Not. My. Shadow!

NotIgor

I smell a steaming pile of bullshit! But I can't find out where it is!
*faces camera*
Can YOU tell me where the bullshit is?

Splat_Tim

*Tim, Splat Tim unloads the entirety of the clip at UT Bona making it impossible to dodge any incoming bullets* Catch ya later kiddo. *Tim, Splat Tim blows the smoke from the tip of Tim, Splat Tim's glock*

BonafideMonafide04

*teleprts to dodge the shots*
Bona: HES NOT A SHADOW!!!!

Starwaddle

"try Inkopolis. They should have human clothes now because of the merging."

naho

"got it, i will be right back human me *leaves*" how long will inkling version of me be out

Starwaddle

"probably a good...ten, fifteen minutes?"

BonafideMonafide04

UT Bona: dude, if i was a shadow, i would have yellow eyes and a dark aura. i don't. i have white eyes and no aura.

Arkham

@BonafideMonafide04
*teleports behind you*
pssh... Nothing personal kid.
*kills you and teleports away*

naho

oh.. well *drinks some of the cup then inkling me comes* "im back!"

Starwaddle

"well that was fast."

BonafideMonafide04

*ut bona revives actual bona*
Bona: Thanks me.
UT Bona: no prob.

naho

yep "hey star wheres a room where naho can change"

Starwaddle

"there's an inn upstairs. Third door to the left."

NotIgor

Hang on... Genm? You son of a bitch!
*hits him with a plank of wood killing him instantly*
That was for Kiriya!

naho

"thank you *grabs human me to that room*"

BonafideMonafide04

Bona: Star why did ya build an inn here?
UT Bona: is it so people could stay inn?