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Yu_Miakami
JUNES Department Mall
Junes commercial: "At Junes, everyday is Customer Appreciation Day. Come see for yourself, and get in touch with our products! Every day's great at your Junes!"

*Yu enters the mall and goes the evolaters to the Grocery department*
Fresh_Prince_Junes
*the sky darkens and the world is plunged into darkness, then a figure in the distance appears, with every step lightning cracks in the sky

Who opened a Junes without me!
Bgammax
*Gamma can be seen stocking groceries, and looks up upon hearing lightning*

Please don't tell me this place is going to explode too. I'm kind of tired of getting fired.
Yu_Miakami
*she noticed yosuke and turns to him

oh, yosuke, I came here to buy dinner for tonight.
Chie_Fsteakonaka
Oh boy ! are we doing this again yosuke?
Tony_Stark
*Tony arrives outside inside of his armor before disengaging and stepping out.*

Alright. You can go home and get some rest. JARVIS, bring her home!

"Affirmative Mr. Stark."

*The suit closes and flies off as the sky changes.*

Uh-oh.
Fresh_Prince_Junes
I WANT TO SPEAK WITH THE MANAGER OF THIS PLACE IMMEDIATELY!
Yu_Miakami
*she even noticed chie*

oh chie! did you ate the Fsteak?
Yu_Miakami
but yosuke, isn't the manager your father?
Chie_Fsteakonaka
You betcha! I ate it all ! And none of the clerks were none the wiser ! Tomoe distracted them all by doing sick back-flips!
Chie_Fsteakonaka
Oh that's not the real yosuke. He's a shadow. a weird one who's fixated on making junesses everywhere. And I sometimes help him as the apostle of the fsteakgod !
Tony_Stark
Woah! Cool your jets kid. What's the big deal?

*Tony approaches Yosuke.*
Yu_Miakami
What?!

Then where's the real yosuke?
Fresh_Prince_Junes
Yes, FSteak Chie is correct, I shall rule over the world with incredible deals! With low prices to boot! Then everyone will shop at Junes! HAHAHA!

*Lightning cracks again as he laughs in an evil voice
Chie_Fsteakonaka
I dunno. I haven't seen him here yet. But the shadow one is pretty cool you know!
Akechi_Kun
* Akechi was just walking by, but he notices the chattering inside the store and decides to enter *
Well while i'm here i might aswell buy some pancakes
Tony_Stark
A businessman huh?

*Tony throws an arm around Yosuke's shoulder with a grin.*

Care to talk business pal?
Akira
Lately, Akira has been needing a few materials for his new heist and not to mention he needed some school supplies. Maybe a few new clothes would be nice as well. Luckily for Akira, there was no better place than Junes. Happily, Akira browsed through the aisles but stopped upon seeing Yosuke. That was impossible.... There was no fresher prince than him! Akira thought that throne had been for him but he was deceived! This only meant one thing... Akira, in his dancing attire, jumped on the nearest cafeteria table he could find and started serenading everyone in Junes with his sick saxophone skills. He was just playing careless whisper on repeat.
Yu_Miakami
*she wears her glasses*

and i thought we already dealt with shadow yosuke, reached to the truth then,

Izanagi!

*she summoned izanagi*


Ziodyne!

*she uses Ziodyne to yosuke*
Fresh_Prince_Junes
Woah hold up, im the freshest prince in all of Junes, and ill show you why!

*S.Yosuke then jumps utop the table Akira is on and begins to dance as shown here



*nimbly dodging the Ziodyne by jumping over it
Akechi_Kun
* with pancakes on his hands he starts to approach the exits but then he notices Akira playing with the saxophone and decides to get near him*
H-hi Akira it's strange ha, ha we meet again today
* He also glances at Yu and Yosuke and says*
If you need a hand i just want to let you know that i have a persona too
Tony_Stark
*Tony steps back. Quickly.*

Um. Dodge?
Yu_Miakami
ooc: don't shitpost at the rp please,
Tony_Stark
OOC: Who? Shadow Yosuke is a sassy prick. Him dancing isn't uncommon
Yu_Miakami
*she attacks shadow yosuke from behind with her katana*


hiiii-yah!
Yu_Miakami
ooc: i mean, this is a serious RP topic, with no shitposting on it, just like the moonlight cafe
Tony_Stark
Chill lady! You have exactly five seconds. Or Veronica is going to show up. And she hates being woken up.

*Tony tries to follow Miakami and speak to her.*
Yu_Miakami
ooc: who is Veronica, is she at persoan 4 too?
Bgammax
*Gamma looks up and, noticing all the fighting, sighs before moving towards Yosuke and Yu*

Can you two please refrain from blowing up the store? This is like, my fourth job, I really don't want to have to go get another.
Tony_Stark
OOC: Hulkbuster Armor
Yu_Miakami
ooc: actually, i don't know something like that, i'll ignore that post, thanks
Fresh_Prince_Junes
No worries! I am the manager of Junes and we can easily relocate our employees! Im surprised you got the job though, I though the other Yosukes were supposed to wo-Gah!

*S.Yosuke then is hit with the Katana, turning into shadow sludge from the strike.
Malintent_Covet
*There was one kid on a wheelchair watching the fight, eating cotton candy. He abandoned them while they were shopping because he heard this.*
"Can you all finish before they come back? There needs to be somebody on the ground soon."
Tony_Stark
You just stabbed a man! Or...not a man. Lady what is going on here?

*Tony's eyes go wide in confusion.*
Malintent_Covet
Ooc: What I mean by them in he abandoned them are his caretakers. I thought I edited everything smh.
Bgammax
*Gamma breathes a sigh of relief*

Oh thank you Yosuke, I'm glad to have so....
And he's gone now. Fantastic. Now who's going to pay me?
Malintent_Covet
*The boy goes over to @Bgammax and tugs his shoulder.*
"I'll give you 50 dollars if you give me some more candy." he said finishing his cotton candy.
Yu_Miakami
*she became sad then*

yosuke............... why did you reject to yourself again.... you accepted the reality to yourself, and i said that i am your real friend and it doesn't matter that if you are son of the manager or anything like that....


*and her tears appeared within her eyes*
Bgammax
*Gamma looks over to the boy, before looking around*

Honestly I'd love to kid, but that's not really in my jurisdiction. I can direct you to the candy aisle if you want, and from there you could probably buy some.
Malintent_Covet
Ooc: Shit I meant to say I'll give you 5522 yen.
Fresh_Prince_Junes
*another S.Yosuke then pats Yu on the back, handing Gamma his paycheck which was surprisingly large

Its okay Partner, you only killed one of the thousands of S.Yosukes,
Tony_Stark
Crying girl. Yeah I can't deal with that!

*Tony walks over and investigates the puddle of shadow goop.*

Interesting.
Tony_Stark
AND HE'S BACK!

*Tony spins around and smiles at Yosuke.*

So about that proposal.
Malintent_Covet
@Gamma "I would take that offer but I'm too busy watching-" he said before looking back at the two. "Nevermind, one of them is starting to cry. Can you take me to the Candy Aisle please?
Malintent_Covet
Ooc: Forgot to click Bgammax shit.
Fresh_Prince_Junes
Mmhh! What's up guy! What do you want exactly! I can pull alot of strings in the shopping world if the price is right!
Bgammax
OOC: @Mal don't worry about it, I know what you meant.
*Gamma accepts his paycheck before turning back to the child*
Probably a good idea, sure, I can at least walk you to the Candy Aisle. After all, At your Junes every day is customer appreciation day.

*Gamma takes the child's hand and begins walking towards the candy aisle*
Though I have to wonder, are your parents here? I don't mean to bring anything up, but you probably shouldn't wander around alone.
HibkiKuze
*Hibki walks through the isles pushing a shopping cart. He grabs a lot of food as well as a few snacks and drinks. He walks over to the register and starts checking out* What's the damage?
Akechi_Kun
* after the dancing ended he looked at @Fresh_Prince_Junes and said*
If it's possible can you give me some limited edition pancakes?
Yu_Miakami
...Stupid Yosuke!

*she turns to yosuke and slapped him with her hand at his cheek then she cries even more*

why are you doing this again, you knew about the truth, we were always with with you, i felt so happy that you were with us *she lowers her head* and yet..... you...


*she raises her head with a serious face*

Where is the real yosuke!
Chie_Fsteakonaka
Like I said Yu-chan, there is no real yosuke here. he's not even a real shadow, probably.
Tony_Stark
*He smiles and takes out a catalogue of Stark Industry products. He passes them to Yosuke.*

Here. Something that'll help line our pockets and help people.
Malintent_Covet
@Bgammax "My parents? You don't have to worry about them. I have my caretakers. They're better then them." he said meanly.
"Also, how does work here feel like? Crappy customer service? Bad pay? You can tell me. I'm ok with cursing, but I'm holding back until you say if it's ok." he asked, while looking at his book.
Fresh_Prince_Junes
Well we have tons of variety of pancake mix in the Akechi aisle! Its right beside the mental shutdown cereal and Goro Syrup, because everyday is customer appreciation day!

~Everyday is Great at your Jun-

*S.Yosuke is then slapped while singing the jingle and rubs his face where he is hit

N-now hold on Partner! This Yosuke sounds like a different Yosuke than me! I was made by the Manifestation of Lies, I have no idea where the real one is!
Yu_Miakami
*she wiped her tears away and turns to chie*

what, really?

*she turns to s.yosuke*

then you aren't the real yosuke....?!
Malintent_Covet
Ooc: The only hard part about rp is editing. Also hai @HibkiKuze.
Yu_Miakami
i-i mean you are shadow yosuke but you aren't the real one, then i was....
Chie_Fsteakonaka
This place is nutso Yu-chan. Don't let it get to you!
Fresh_Prince_Junes
*S.Yosuke then takes the pamphlet, looking at the tech,

Perhaps we can strike a deal! I can advertise your products and perhaps send a check, and you can provide Junes with some, not so legal products! What do you say?

Mm thats right Partner! Im a different person entirety! Sorry for the shock!
HibkiKuze
Umm, hello. Is anyone here to help me check out? This is why I stay away from this place,
Yu-Narukami
*A voice Is heard echoing throughout the mall.*

Don't forget, you're never truly alone...
Yu_Miakami
*she calmed down after that*

oh well, sorry, i got my cool down...
Akechi_Kun
Oooh, you guys have an Akechi aisle? I didn't know thanks for letting me know * he runs in the aisle, finds the pancakes and while at it he buys the cereals and the original Akechi gun*
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs and looks down at the boy*
The pay is actually pretty good here but its kinda weird.... The only other guy I ever see working is Yosuke, and he's really, REALLY into this place. Honestly it makes me a little uncomfortable.
Don't feel the need to hold back around me, I really don't mind kid.
Yu_Miakami
*noticed yu narukami*

oh, the other me!
Chie_Fsteakonaka
I didn't know you could get that worked up about things like that Yu-chan... It's like I discovered a new side of you !
Fresh_Prince_Junes
Thats right! Here at Junes we stock at the greatest memes and products for everyone! Because everyday is customer appreciation day!

~Everyday is Great at your Junes!~

Damn Truth Seeker! Ill get you one day Partner! You can't use the PA without being an employee! Ill sue!
Yu_Miakami
well, because i couldn't hear you more and i thought yosuke became too stupid that way that i was thinking why he was thinking about this.... so yeah.
Tony_Stark
Legal products only kid. We don't do the gun running anymore.
Malintent_Covet
@Bgammax "Ah ok. Well, how come there are only two people working here? Does that make it hard for you?" he said still reading his book.
*He looks up to see his caretakers in the clothes aisle from the window and makes his wheelchair go fast enough to be out of their sight.*
Akechi_Kun
But i just bought a gun here
Fresh_Prince_Junes
Ah thats fine, ill just take the legal giant robot of doom rather than the illegal one! Pleasure doing business with you!
Yu_Miakami
Oh yeah! i was about to buy curry for the dinner! do you want to go with me chie?
Yu-Narukami
*The PA system turns on once again.*

Yosuke is giving away products and merchandise for free. Just take whatever you want and go! It's a new sale, everything for the price of free! Everything must go!
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs and looks around the store, before chasing after the boy*

Don't go running off like that kid, you could get hurt.
Now on the other worker... Its weird. I don't actually get worked that hard, i mean, I'm pretty much the only one stocking, but I don't actually get put under that much pressure. And I run into the other guy practically everywhere. Starting to think he's some kinda magician.
Chie_Fsteakonaka
Curry? Sure ! I love curry! Should I cook it for you? I know you just love my cooking!
Akechi_Kun
So, "Yosuke" * he says * is everything really legal around here? I love Junes but, i'm still an ace detective after all
Fresh_Prince_Junes
*S.Yosuke then hears the PA and shakes his fist in the air

Damn you TruthSeeker! I will have my revenge for this! One day you will rue the name Shadow Yosuke!
Fresh_Prince_Junes
Hm? Of course it is detective! We only stock legal and wholesome goods at Junes! Because everyday is customer appreciation day!

~Everyday is Great at your Junes!~
Yu_Miakami
oh, uhh....... not for today, i was just doing dinner even with my cooking skill for nanako to eat it.... so she needs me to cook it, so it is not for today........i think....... later?
Malintent_Covet
"I guess that means he's a good multi-tasker. People can fight someone while on the phone. If that's the case then he could surely run this shop on his own most of the time. Not that I want you fired. Don't want to get you mad at the disabled kid." he said, closing his book.
"I don't even know why I read textbooks, I don't go to school."
Malintent_Covet
Ooc: I was too busy in Pms to highlight. Shit.
HibkiKuze
It's not customer appreciation day when nobody is here at the checkout. Can I pay for my food please?
Fresh_Prince_Junes
*A blob then forms and out pops another S.Yosuke at the register, smiling and checking out the food and giving a total

Sorry about that! Here's the receipt! Have a good day now!
HibkiKuze
*He pays and leaves* Thanks!
Yu_Miakami
*she got a call from nanako*

oh, sorry chie i have to buy curry Ingredients faster*


*she goes to the Grocery department and buys curry Ingredients*
Bgammax
*Gamma sighed and looks at the child*

I'm a bit more thick-skinned than that. You'd have to try pretty hard to really insult me.
You said you had guardians right? Surely you're at least home-schooled then. I can understand not wanting to go public, but learning's pretty important
Gabentheholy
I swear to me, I will destroy this place if the shit posting keeps up
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs and looks over to Gaben*

Please don't. I'm sure having to transfer would be horrible, but at least the manager doesn't seem too willing to fire me this time.
Fresh_Prince_Junes
I mean I totally could fire you, but it gets kinda boring around here!
Yu_Miakami
ooc: i don't what to do with this shitposting rp thing....and this is a serious rp account here...
Malintent_Covet
@Bgammax "Well, at least your honest. My caretakers are too busy tending to the house and making food. Right now they're just shopping. Probably looking for me." he said, putting the textbook away.
"Also, can you get my coloring book out of my bag? It's on the back of my wheelchair."
Persona
I will not allow this place to be blown up...it is a valuable asset to destroying all of humanity...with The delicious flavor of Amrita Soda! Don't hesitate! Buy a case of Amrita soda and we'll throw in another one for 50% off!
Yu_Miakami
*before she leaves she saw a pink haired guy, with some black haired guy, with a child*

huh, what's happening...?

Fresh_Prince_Junes
Ooc: that might be my fault? All Junes have ended up in memeplosions specifically looking at the first one...
Yu_Miakami
ooc: and this isn't part pf the roleplaying
Bgammax
*Gamma looks in the pocket at the back of the child's wheelchair and finds the book in question*
if your guardians are looking for you shouldn't I help you find them? They must be quite worried, even if you don't think they care.
*Gamma hands the child their coloring book*
People just get distracted with their own problems sometimes.
Malintent_Covet
@Bgammax *Takes the coloring book and starts to look back on the pages, some having horrible corruptions and some just being colored in.*
"I mean, you can if you want. I just wanna finish getting my candy first."
Yu_Miakami
*leaves the mall*
Bgammax
*Gamma looks at the child and continues leading them to the candy aisle*

I'm not going to make you do anything kid, I'm just trying to look out for you is all. Still, I'm sure they won't mind if I help you get some candy. At least while they're busy anyways
Akechi_Kun
*Akechi is still there in the department store, with the gun on his pocket and the pancakes on his hands.
He waits for somebody to do something illegal or maybe for a member of the phantom thieves to show up.
He began eatong one of the pancakes while pondering and keeps waiting*