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corbin
the underground tavern
*you find a elevator in the streets above it says "the underground tavern", you enter the elevator and it takes you down and once the doors open. you see that the place was like a fancy bar place but really its a tavern where people of all ages can go to. soon you saw me running the bar/counter*

welcome to the underground tavern. relaxing, have fun and please dont blow this place up since this is not a cafe, its a tavern
BonafideMonafide04
*is suddenly there*
A tavern huh. Cool.
Grammar
THE UNDERGROUND TAVERN FOR FUCKBOYS!
corbin
yep and its all underground, so even if a nuke hits the world, this place will not be affected at all
corbin
OOC: also please not posting in this rp please.. just asking, please
BonafideMonafide04
Oh boy
corbin
OOC: Dont shitpost here please
Grammar
OOC: I only stop because you said please.
corbin
OOC: thank you grammer
corbin
ok. so what do you want bona
BonafideMonafide04
Well, I wouldn't mind having a hot cocoa.
corbin
*hands you a some hot cocoa*
Sam
*Portals his corner into the Tavern*
Hey guys.
corbin
OOC: dont look at the a
corbin
*looks at sam*

welcome to the underground tavern
Sam
Howdy. Just bringing my corner here. Don't mind me.
*Sam continues adjusting his metal arm*
corbin
ok *sits down on the chair, i have behide the counter*
corbin
naho: *hugs bona*
BonafideMonafide04
*is startled by the hug*
Woah, that was sudden. *hugs her back anyways*
Sam
*Looks at Naho*
Wait, didn't you die?
corbin
naho: *Smiles*

*sigh* i hope people know about this tavern.. by the way theirs a game area over their *points to where all of the games are* enjoy
corbin
naho: i am back to life thanks to god-man.. i was in the undertale universe after i died in this world.. weird
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: wait is naho back to normal? Normal as in not 7 anymore
corbin
OOC: no she still 7 years old
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: oh ok
Ic: Anyways I think we should get you back to normal naho. I don't want anyone bothering us about what happened last night.
corbin
naho: *Sigh* maybe.. *Sits down on a chair*
BonafideMonafide04
So you ready to be your normal age? I got my age ray at the ready.
corbin
naho: *smiles* im rea-

*Uses magic to turn naho back to the same age and not a cyborg*

naho: Ok that easy
BonafideMonafide04
Huh. Thanks Corbin. I could have done it my self though. *pats nahos head*
corbin
naho: *Hugs bona*

i know... anyways mind if you spread the word around about my underground tavern
BonafideMonafide04
No problem. I could do it at the caffeine cave. Or cavern.
BonafideMonafide04
*hugs naho back*
corbin
thanks bona.. *smiles*

naho: i will stay here
BonafideMonafide04
And it's done! I put up a sign that says: Also visit the underground tavern! It's not a cafe, so you can't blow it up.
corbin
*smiles*.. its good thing this place its not a cafe..
BonafideMonafide04
Yeah.
Sam
Murphy's law. Crazy shit happens because it can and will. Being a tavern won't save It from being destroyed.
corbin
hmmm. this place is not going to be very popular like the leblanc..so thats kinda why i need some ads for this place
corbin
*looks around the tavern*
Gabentheholy
I will never understand you mortals obsession with cafes
corbin
this is not a cafe.. its tavern
Gabentheholy
Heh, it makes no difference to me. What do you have to drink that is worthy of a god such as myself?
corbin
*hands you a drink that is made from the gods*
BonafideMonafide04
*sits down*
corbin
*sighs* want some food bona, if so what do you want.. i have foods and drinks from different universes
Gabentheholy
*savors the drink. Heh maybe this place is special...
BonafideMonafide04
I'm good for now.
corbin
ok..
dark corbin: by the way, if you need any weapons. im your man
light hero corbin: *takes out a piece of paper and shows it to everyone "need any items. just tell me"*
good metal corbin: *Comes out of hiding* and.. i-if you need any.. u-u-upgrades im the robot. to-to do it
BonafideMonafide04
Dude, there's a metal Corbin here.
corbin
dont worry, thats good metal corbin..
BonafideMonafide04
Oh. OK. That's good.
corbin
*almost laughs*
ok, now i need to wait.. *sigh* i hope people come here
corbin
*Sighs and looks around*
corbin
OOC: bumping it up
BonafideMonafide04
*starts listening to rock music*
Ooc: specifically
Aristotle_Means
*A man with a globe cane enters.*
Hmm. What a nice little place.
BonafideMonafide04
*pokes corbin*
Dude, I think you got a customer.
corbin
*wakes up*

oh great i fell asleep.. *Sigh*
corbin
*looks around the tavern*
corbin
*sigh and begins to clean the cups incase anyone comes in*
corbin
OOC: bumping this up
BonafideMonafide04
*walks in*
corbin
hey bona, welcome back to my underground tavern
BonafideMonafide04
Hey. *sits down and sees if he can find naho*
corbin
naho: *is asleep on the chair*
BonafideMonafide04
Heh, she's always so tired. Can I have some more hot cocoa?
corbin
*hands you some hot cocoa*
BonafideMonafide04
Thanks. *drinks it*
corbin
your welcome.. *sigh* .. i hope people learn about this place.
BonafideMonafide04
I'm sure people will.
corbin
yeah, *sigh* by the way, do you need any healing items. if you do go to light hero corbin over their

light hero corbin: *waves*
BonafideMonafide04
Oh, I gotta go do something real quick, be right back! *he leaves*
Ooc: in other words my phone is updating.
corbin
ok *Sigh*

OOC: my god XD
Orochi
*walks in confused*

これは何らかの安全な避難所ですか？
corbin
well yeah. and dont worry about apollyon's army. they will not be getting in here for a long time.
Orochi
私はそれに信頼を置かないだろう。 Apollyonの戦士は津波のようなものです。彼らは狼の群れのようにこの場所を裂き破るでしょう。

*he takes a seat and repaires his damaged katana*
corbin
*sigh* you may be right.. but you have my word one thing, i will help you fight Apollyon

naho: *wakes up*
Orochi
ありがとうコービン。しかし、私はまず英語を知る必要があり、私は黒い鋼板を貫くために私の刃が必要です。

*he blade falls apart and the blade is shattered*
corbin
hmm well two things. one i can teach you English or at least i can make a drink that can let you know English insistently and also light hero corbin can make a blade that can penetrate black steel plates
Orochi
私は時機を得て、Apollyonの小さな軍隊から修道院を守ったのです。私は飲み物が好きだと思う。
corbin
*hands you the drink that can let you know English insistently*

light hero corbin: *is already making a blade that can penetrate black steel plates*
Orochi
*he lowers he face mask and drinks it*

*cough* This tea is bitter... even to my standards...
corbin
sorry about that. but hey at least you can speak English now
BonafideMonafide04
*walks back in*
Hey I'm back.
Orochi
*he puts his facemask up*

I thank you sir. But seems I have to rest for the night. The Blackstone Legion attacked my home when the imfamous Commodore Perry arrived, and me and my friends are out there.
corbin
*nods and points to a door* in that room is well a bunch of room, where you can sleep. their is alarm just in case anyone trys to attack you while you sleep.

and hey bona
BonafideMonafide04
*sits down again*
I had left the oven on again.
Orochi
*he nods and gets up grabbing his new katana*

Thanl you Corbin. And please inform Naho that I thank her for patching me up.
corbin
oh.. *smiles* so bona. when are you going to give your wife a gift today
corbin
and she already knows orochi

naho: *waves to orochi*
BonafideMonafide04
Oh, right! I think I've run out of places for gifts.... So another necklace it is! *gives naho a samethyst necklace*
There ya go!
corbin
naho: *smiles* thanks bona *puts it on*
BonafideMonafide04
*gives naho head pats*
corbin
naho: *smiles and thinks "I may not be a neko anymore but i still like it, may its my inner kid"*
BonafideMonafide04
*notices naho isn't a neko anymore*
....huh. Strange.
Orochi
*walks out of the room with a bottle saying "Property of Naho*

What is this sssham-poh?
corbin
naho: *in minds* when i died and went to the undertale universe. i turn back into a normal human..
corbin
naho: i dont know orochi.
Orochi
*shows Naho the bottle of shampoo*

I usually clean my hair with soap...
corbin
naho: Oh... well shampoo is like soap but liquid
BonafideMonafide04
*telepathically to naho* Huh. That kinda makes sense.
Orochi
... liquid soap... that is new. Soap usually is in hard bar.
corbin
naho: its new to you but normal to me..
BonafideMonafide04
*telepathically to naho* Do you wanna go back to being a neko?
corbin
naho: *in my mind* yeah..
corbin
naho: *in my mind* not right now bona
BonafideMonafide04
*telepathically to naho* When orochi leaves then?
corbin
naho: *in my mind* no... its going to be awhile until i want to be a neko again *out of my mind, i give bona some headpats*
BonafideMonafide04
*purrs* Nya~ thanks.
corbin
naho: *keeps giving bona some headpats*
BonafideMonafide04
*telepathically to naho* OK then.
BonafideMonafide04
*purrs more*
corbin
naho: *gives bona a bracelet and some more headpats*
BonafideMonafide04
*keeps purring* Nya~
naho
*begins to pet bona's head*
BonafideMonafide04
*still purring*
naho
*in my mind* my god, your acting more like a pet to me right now
BonafideMonafide04
*telepathically to naho* It's just my neko instincts.
naho
*in my mind* i know but still.. *out of my mind, keeps petting you and puts a ball of yarn on the table*
BonafideMonafide04
*keeps purring and starts messing with the ball of yarn* Nya!
naho
*smiles and watches*

corbin: *sighs happily* this is heart warming
BonafideMonafide04
*is now on the floor with the yarn and still messing with it*
naho
corbin: *uses the cams to looks outside/above ground*

*in my mind* oh great ideas that i dont know if you would like or not..
BonafideMonafide04
*telepathically to naho* What ideas?
naho
*in my mind* like put a collar on you.. making you look more cutter.. i just cant help thinking about it... but of course you would not like it..
Shadow_Akechi
Hmm. This seems darker than Boss's place. Oh well. It's only a matter of time before I turn this into a trap for Shido.
Shadow_Akechi
And then I'll finally have vengance on that bastard.
BonafideMonafide04
*telepathically to naho* As long as I don't have to wear a leash, I'm fine with it.
naho
corbin: *turns on some lights, to light up the place some more*
Shadow_Akechi
Hmm... may I have a bottle of your 1984 Mer Bleue?
corbin
*hands akechi the bottle of 1984 Mer Bleue* ...
corbin
naho: *gives bona a collar*
BonafideMonafide04
*makes a cut pose* nya!
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: cute not cut
Shadow_Akechi
*Akechi chugs down the bottle and then climbs up the ladder to the surface.*
corbin
naho: *blushes and smiles* that cute
corbin
... well that just happened.. dose he know theirs a elevator
BonafideMonafide04
Not as cute as you though.
corbin
naho: *hugs bona and my soul was above me for some reason*
BonafideMonafide04
*hugs naho back*
corbin
naho: *kisses bona and stops hugging* want to go play some games
BonafideMonafide04
Where? *kisses naho back*
corbin
naho: *points to where all the video games are*

i made that part for kids and for the gamers like me
BonafideMonafide04
Oh. OK. Sure hon!
corbin
naho: *smiles and walks to the video game area*

*looks around*
BonafideMonafide04
*walks with her*
corbin
naho: *sits down and starts to play some games*

*watches the cams*
BonafideMonafide04
*looks to see if there are any arcade games he likes*
corbin
*keeps watching the cams.*
BonafideMonafide04
Ah! House of the dead! *starts playing it*
corbin
*makes dark corbin watch the cams while i play the house of the dead with you*
BonafideMonafide04
*is somehow not absolutely failing*
corbin
*since i am making sure that zombies dont hit you*
BonafideMonafide04
*still playing, but then switches it off to a Bona clone, who plays exactly like Bona, then walks away for a second and smirks behind naho, pauses he game and sneakily hugs her* Suprise hug!
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: sneaks
corbin
*makes a clone of myself who is also playing exactly like me and i make a portal to the game. i entered it and closed the portal*

naho: ! *laughs* that is a suprise hug alright
BonafideMonafide04
I've been practicing my sneaking skills! *kisses her*
corbin
naho: *blushes and kisses back* that is good. but i kinda knew you were coming.. also i kinda forgot to tell you im the ultimate ninja
BonafideMonafide04
...oh. so you just kinda let it happen?
corbin
naho: yep.. *laughs* you should get back to the game
BonafideMonafide04
No, I got a clone playing it and he's doing just fine.
corbin
oh come on.. corbin might see you with me and notice that he is playing with a clone
BonafideMonafide04
Nah, he's using a clone to play too. He went into the world of the game.
corbin
naho; oh..

*comes back and the game was over*
BonafideMonafide04
*the clone dissapears*
*boops nahos nose* Boop!
corbin
naho: *giggles and pats bona*

*goses back to looking at the cams and cleaning the bowls and cups*
corbin
*looks around*
corbin
naby and sanoba: *enters the elevator and shoots some of apollyon's troops that were following us before the elevator's doors close and the elevator itself goses down*

*press a button to make flamerthrowers burn the rest of thoses troops* ok.. i hope that apollyon doses not know this place yet..

naby and sanoba: *once the elevator's door opens to the tavern, they entered and sat down at the boothes*
corbin
*sigh*

naby and sanoba: *goses to sleep somewhere*
corbin
*looks around the room to see no one around, sighs*
Persona
*A butterfly flies next to Corbin's ear.*

Do not worry...you are not alone...tell me your desires...and I shall grant them to you.
corbin
what!?! *looks around*
Persona
*There is nothing there. The only thing left is a note written in glowing blue ink on a strange piece of paper.*
corbin
*picks up the note and reads it*
Persona
*The note reads, "If you wish to protect the happiness you hold, come to the garden of beginnings when it next opens."*
corbin
the garden of beginnings.. *sigh*.. i still got to protect the people of the universes..
corbin
*looks around the room*
corbin
*faints*
corbin
*wakes up*
ok noone was here while i was fainted..
Grammar
*no one*
corbin
OOC: you know what.. thanks grammer
Grammar
*Blows the tavern up with TNT*
corbin
*rebuilds my underground tavern with magic*
corbin
OOC: the underground tavern is not a cafe
Bgammax
OOC: ok seriously grammar, Imma ask you to stop blowing things up and just do your job. It's funnier as a correcting account.
corbin
*look around*

ok now the place is fixed up... now time to wait for people to come
BonafideMonafide04
*wakes up* Nyaaaaa~
corbin
good morning bona.. want some coffee
BonafideMonafide04
Sure, why not.
corbin
*give you a cup of coffee*
BonafideMonafide04
Thanks. *drinks it*
corbin
your welcome. so need any food
BonafideMonafide04
Nah, I'm good. I brought some with me. *eats some sandwiches he had in a paper bag*
corbin
ok... *cleans some cups*
BonafideMonafide04
*sits down next to naho*
corbin
naho: *is still asleep*

*smiles and puts up all of the cups and bowls*
BonafideMonafide04
*is just sitting there*
corbin
naho: *wakes up and surprise hugs bona*
BonafideMonafide04
gah! *giggles and hugs her back*
corbin
naho: *laughs* got you
Grammar
BonafideMonafide04
I guess you did, Nya. *kisses her*
corbin
naho: *blushes*

*sigh* lovebirds
BonafideMonafide04
*sits back down and smiles at her*
corbin
*looks at the cams*

naho: *smiles*
BonafideMonafide04
*is still just sitting there*
corbin
*sighs* hey bona, have you ever heard of the garden of beginnings
Hundred-S
*Something gleams in the wall. It's some kind of blue stone. Was it there before...?*
BonafideMonafide04
Garden of begginings? Nope.
BonafideMonafide04
What's that blue rock there?
Grammar
*Grammar is watching in the shadows*
corbin
OOC: grammer, please dont be shitpost here ok.. i am just telling you in case you do start

i dont know bona
Hundred-S
*The stone gleams at Grammar's prescence*
Grammar
OOC: This time i fix grammar.
BonafideMonafide04
*walks to the rock*
Huh.
corbin
maybe it was their... after all we are underground

OOC: ok, thank you
Hundred-S
*The stone begins to glow.*

'...agai...'
corbin
uhhhh *is confused*
BonafideMonafide04
What the heck?
Garrett
*A mysterious man enters the tavern.*
corbin
*looks at the mysterious man*

welcome to the underground tavern
Hundred-S
*The stone shifts, causing some of the wall to crack as it moves.*
Garrett
*Looks back at Corbin* Greetings.
corbin
well hello... need anything *thinks "im going to try and ignore what is happening to the walls, since i can fix it"*
BonafideMonafide04
*watches the wall intensly*
Garrett
Water.....
corbin
*gives the person some water*
Hundred-S
*The wall cracks even more... but the blue gem suddenly disappears with a rumbling sound. Something else begins to push from the other side of the wall*
Garrett
*Checks the water* Clean and no poison....
corbin
*cleans some cups*
BonafideMonafide04
*still watching the wall*
Hundred-S
*A stone snake head bursts out from the wall. Its emerald eyes gleam.*

[nothomethisisnothome]
corbin
*sigh and thinks "im going to have to fix that wall later"*
Garrett
*Looks at the snake with a straight face* .......
BonafideMonafide04
What the heck!? *almost falls but lands back on his feet*
Hundred-S
[whereisthisnothomestilldistorted]

*The stone snake extends its neck out from the wall to look around the room. Its voice seems to be telepathic rather than vocal.*
BonafideMonafide04
Still... Distorted?
corbin
*thinks "its a good thing, i made this place very big so that incase a giant wants to come in"*
Yukayo
and here is my reaction for the protagonist(tatsuya):
Innocent Sin:

HE IS THE THE MOST TALKATIVE PERSONA CHARACTER BUT WITH DOTS!!!!!!!!!

Eternal Punishment:

HE IS TALKING!!!! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO HIM???, HE DOESN'T WANT TO FORGET MAYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yukayo
whoops sorry
wrong thread
corbin
OOC: XD
Hundred-S
*The snake opens its mouth to reveal a glowing green inside to its body. A gentle breeze flows out.*

[canmanifestunstableenoughnotmyhomethough]
BonafideMonafide04
Where is your home?
Hundred-S
[dreidreilabyrinthdrei]

*The snake closes its mouth*

[rubyemeraldsapphirebalanceit]

[unbalanceandexpanddomain]
BonafideMonafide04
Drei Labrynth?
corbin
... *is confused and thinks "please dont destroy this place... i just want to have underground tavern"*
Hundred-S
[labyrinthdrei]

*Something begins tugging the snake back into the wall*

[rubysouldistortionfading]

[cantstay]

*The stone snake goes back into the wall and vanishes. For some reason, the wall is fixed now.*
corbin
.. well that just happened...
Orochi
*walks out of the room*

Good morning Corbin.
corbin
good morning orochi..
Orochi
Anything happened when I was asleep?
corbin
oh a stone snake busted through the wall, it soon left and the wall it busted through is fixed somehow
Orochi
Okay... I thought when you say stone snake I thought of the Blackstone Legion.
corbin
oh.. well do you need anything to drink for this morning
BonafideMonafide04
*goes back to sitting next to naho*
corbin
naho: *looks around*
BonafideMonafide04
Whatcha looking for?
corbin
naho: i was just looking around
BonafideMonafide04
Oh. OK. *puts his head on her shoulder*
BonafideMonafide04
*is also for some reason wearing a fluffy shirt*
corbin
naho *pats bona's head*
BonafideMonafide04
*purrs*
corbin
naho: *keeps petting bona*
BonafideMonafide04
*keeps purring* Nya~
corbin
sami: *enters and sits on a chair and puts a map on the table*
BonafideMonafide04
*a Bona clone appears next to sami*
B?: What's the map for sami?
corbin
sami: *smiles* this is the map of a forest which me and the others are planing a sneak attack
BonafideMonafide04
B?: Oh right, for that thing orochi needs help with, right?
corbin
sami: *nods* ok, im going to tell you how were going to sneak attack them.. *puts a little wooden verison of sami on the single path* right here is where i will be. i will come out of the forest and block their path. which will end up them attacking me.
BonafideMonafide04
B?: OK... Go on..
B: *looks at naho* Why'd you stop? *pouts*
corbin
sami: but little do they know in the trees, naho is their ready to give the signal and when she dose wolf, naby, sanoba and boom will come out of the bushes on the sides of the path and begin to attack them, and soon our ally will come out and attack

naho: *pets bona*
BonafideMonafide04
B?: By ally you mean orochi, right?
B: *purrs* Nya~ That's better.
corbin
sami: yes and other samurais

naho: *keeps petting bona*
BonafideMonafide04
B?: That seems like a good plan.
B: *still purring*
corbin
sami: I know.. and plus, we will have archers ready... and this is not the whole army of the enemy. were attacking their scouts so that they will not be ready for whats to come

naho: *kisses bona's check*
BonafideMonafide04
B?: That's good.
B: *Kisses her back*
corbin
sami: *nods and puts away the map*

*sigh*
Orochi
*he looks at Sami*

... why do I have a gut feeling that you're for Apollyon...
corbin
sami: *randomly faints*

*drinks some soda*
BonafideMonafide04
*the clone dissapears*
*nuzzles naho*
corbin
naho: *pats bona's head*
BonafideMonafide04
*continues to purr*
corbin
naho: *smiles and looks around*
BonafideMonafide04
*his ears twitch a bit*
Grammar
OOC: No cat hentai please.
corbin
OOC: were not even doing that.

naho; *pets bona*
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: grammar pleas stop
Ic: *purrs*
Aristotle_Means
I'm not interrupting anything, am I?

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Grammar
OOC: Stop what?
Grammar
You are interrupting a live hentai.
BonafideMonafide04
*boops corbin*
You, dude, you got a customer
BonafideMonafide04
Grammar no please stop that.
BonafideMonafide04
You're not interrupting anything sir.
Grammar
Just a non canon relationship.
corbin
want anything to drink

OOC: grammer please stop the shitposting please
Grammar
OOC: only if you stop too.
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: Yeah you're not keeping your word.
corbin
OOC: i was not even shitposting at all
Grammar
OOC: Fake Bona Fake Bona! And i'm talking about your rp Corbin.
BonafideMonafide04
Ooc: exactly, he's not keeping his word. He said at the beginning, and I quote, "I only stop because you said please". That means he stopped. So please stop.
Grammar
OOC: I'm just saving the world.