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OldManHenderson
The Unlimited Character Thread
OOC: So, we usually don't allow super crazy godmoding and such, but this thread is for being absolutely nuts. There are only two rules to abide by.
-No "fuck you, you're dead" shenanigans, try to have fun but don't be an asshole
-This thread is to be considered non-canon, so go nuts and kill each other if you want
Liam
* sends an army of 9879846356862536567687 nukes*

Is this godmodded enough?
Golden_Yu
did somebody call for Yu?

*Golden Yu falls from the heavens bathing the RP in a shower of golden light,

You shall all accept the Tryuth or Izanagi will armageddon you
Sam
Barrier Module: Nuke
*Nuclear Null. Psy Resist. Ice Weak.*
Guess I win.
Golden_Yu
*Yu activates a golden barrier on himself, protecting him from all damage

Accept the Tryuth, Yu is above all.
God-Man
*From his God-hideout High Atop Mt. Zevuluss on the planet Xeq The Omniscient GodMan senses trouble, and swiftly flies into the area*
Liam
Dude, there won't be a winner in this thread. We're all gods. Or most of us anyway. Look at me! I'm a fully aware oc. I can read the shit you don't say boyo. * Spawns glaciers on sam's head* just like that
King_Phoenix
No, I win. *The sun itself comes down and tries to destroy the world*
Golden_Yu
Why hello God-Man, have you come to challenge the strength of the Yuniverse? If so you shall be smitten by Izanagi.
HibkiKuze
I'm invincible! I have reflect all. That includes almighty!
Liam
But can you reflect... KONO DIO DA!!!! * spawns three DIOs* time stop bullshit ensues*
Bonafied-Monafied
*Puts a gun up to his head like a S.E.E.S Member an pulls the trigger, but it doesn't summon a persona, it just kills him*
God-Man
*God-Man blinks, and strains his OMnipotence to alter the fabric of the cosmos, causing clouds of space dust to to become repelled by each other, preventing them from ever coming together and forming stars, such as the Sun*
King_Phoenix
Hmph, you cannot reflect the sun! *The phoenix takes out a tennis racket and hits it back*
kurigohan_kamehameha
But can you all bend time to your will?

"Sends a text back in time reminding her to make pitfall traps under each participant."

Y'all be trippin'.
Gin
Activating FUGR mode. Shame I can't die. Unlike Sam, who is now defiantly dead.
HibkiKuze
Yeah no, I'm the controller of the world. *He gets out a book and writes "Hibki's invincible"
King_Phoenix
Hahaha! I am flying! You cannot trap me1
-Lucifer-
Too many gods here... You all need a demon lord.

*Giggles and destroys the sun, killing daylight forever. Demons fill the dimension*
Liam
* summons a death note and writes all your names* rip in pieces.
King_Phoenix
*The sun starts to burn the Earth*
Ohya
Ohya defends to regain chains.
God-Man
*As God-Man begins to plummet into the hole a grand idea occurs to him, he lets out a cough and prevents the parents of the person who came up with the idea of a pitfall trap from ever meeting, thus writing them and the concept of traps out of existence, and leaving God-Man standing firm on the planet's surface*
Golden_Yu
*Yu simply floats above the pits, flying on a thing called Tyuth, have you heard of it?

Izanagi, reign terror.

*Yu then crushes a card and Izanagi gathers balls of armageddon and slams into the arena dealing colossal almighty x over 9000
HibkiKuze
*Hibki gets a life note and writes everyone's name before the death note kicks in* I can do this all day!
kurigohan_kamehameha
"Semds a text to prepare anti air artillery."

Fire at the flying thing!

"A volley of shots from many turrets shoot at the Moltres....I mean King Phoenix.*
King_Phoenix
Ahhh! The Sun! Too bad I can just create another one! *The phoenix summons a ball of fire and cradles it in his feathers, it getting larger and larger.*
God-Man
*God-Man bends the fabric of space-time to alter his name, it is now Phillip. Philip laughs, proud of himself*
Kuroumi
*Kuro is relaxing in the sky, looking at everyone. Somehow, she gets a RPG and fires it at everyone.*

Well, this is what I think a firework show is.
Gin
*Gin creates an earthquake.*
Shaking things up.
Liam
* eats the note* boring. * summons an army of terminators and majin kid buus. let's have fun with these instead.
King_Phoenix
*The Phoenix burns down every single shot from the turrets, and then lets the sun go, dropping it on the earth and extinguishing the demons*
-Lucifer-
*Loli body dies from Armageddon*

*Revives as Demon Lord Lucifer*

Now all shall know chaos!!!

*Deabilitstes everything and burns the whole city with Maragidyne*
kurigohan_kamehameha
"Sends a text back in time to build a bunker to hide from the falling sun."

Uh oh. Death approaches. Better skidaddle!

"Hides in anti sun bunker."
King_Phoenix
Surprise, I reflect ailments! *The phoenix fires Debilitate back at Lucifer*
Liam
maragidyne? really dude? is that the best you can do ? I know overlords who ride meteors for break fast and you can only burn one city with a maragidyne? Laaaaaaaaaame
God-Man
*Philip looks at the chaos around him and gives up hope on the world, he flies high above the clouds and calls forth memories of days long past, creating great storm clouds over the planet and causing a torrential downpour to begin across the entire Nexus*
Gin
*Gin freezes the earth. Ice physics now exists for anyone not flying/floating/whatever*
Getting chilly here.
King_Phoenix
I don't ride meteors, I eat them, you know.
Golden_Yu
*the Tyuth reflects all damage from ever touching Yu, he simply smiles and is covered in a blue glow,

PD Art: Verum

*He then summons Izanagi and they both pull out a sword, together they slash and a shockwave strikes everyone, rippling through time and space itself, turning everything it touches into a bad persona spinoff
King_Phoenix
*The sun starts to melt the ice and burns down a lot of trees*
King_Phoenix
Hmph, you cannot turn a bad ripoff into a bad spinoff!
Kuroumi
*Apparently, Kuro landed on the ground fast enough to hide somewhere from all the attacks being struck.*

Unexpected, but this is a godmodding.
King_Phoenix
I remain!
King_Phoenix
I am God!
Gin
*Gin creates an Armageddon cannon. What is an Armageddon cannon you ask? You figure it out. Gin fires it, destroying the cannon in the process in a majestic fiery explosion.*
Liam
Dude no you're not. Your id says king. not god. QED you're not a god.
King_Phoenix
*The cannonball splits into pieces and becomes giant meteors.* Oooh, breakfast!
God-Man
*all of the fire is dampened by the rainy-day. Philip strains himself and, with help from the melting glaciers, begins to cover the Nexus in water, turning the entire are into one large ocean*
-Lucifer-
*Reflects deabilitate into Golden Yu*

*Suddenly starts dancing*

BEHOLD TRUE CHAOS!!!
SHIN MEGANI TENSEI: JOURNEY OF DANCE!!!

*Starts dancing with Demi-Fiend, Flynn and Walter and destroying the internet with bad reviews*

*The death of the internet causes satellites to destroy civilization*
Gin
Liam
* liam dances a Hopak and the resulting horror effectively slaughters 99% of earth's populace. The only survivors were the blind people. *
Doctor_Ver
[Doctor Ver appears and summons at least ten thousand Noise. They can't be killed by anything other than a Symphogear and are also able to turn anything to carbon dust if they touch it. He laughs madly. And runs into the anti sun bunker.]
King_Phoenix
*The bird swallows every single meteor and then wipes his beak with his feathers.*
King_Phoenix
*The sun burns through half of the world, and lava starts dripping out of the core.*
Gin
*Gin vanishes and starts tossing planets at everyone from space*
God-Man
*God-Man coughs and creates a small crack in Ver's bunker, allowing the rising water level, now about chest-high, to begin leaking into his anti-sun bunker*
Kuroumi
*Kuro's dead by now. Probably going to back later.*
Golden_Yu
Wait you killed the internet? You can't do that! Looks like there is only one option left

*Yu then brings out Lvl 2 Izanagi, twice as powerful as Lvl 1

PD Art : Rewriting Time

*Yu then pulls oYut his sword and starts to cYut letters into the air, rippling throYugh time to recreate an even stronger internet
King_Phoenix
*The phoenix catches one and then sets it on fire to turn it into another Sun.*
-Lucifer-
King Phoenix has brought Hell to Earth!

*Makes lava demons. The lava demons make WMDs in 5 seconds and nuke everyone*
God-Man
*God-Man strains his power over the space-time continuum to prevent the concept of a Sun from ever forming, thus preventing Phoenix's Suns from existing*
-Lucifer-
*lava demons monopolize the internet and embargo yu*
Doctor_Ver
[Ver repairs the bunker with the bodies of Noise.]

[Noise begin attacking everyone and trying to turn them into piles of dust.]
Liam
* summons galaxy gurren lagan, hops into it* MY BULLSHIT IS THE BULLSHIT THAT WILL END THIS THREAD !!!! GUREN LAGAN..... MEGA DRILL.... BREAKER..... SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( or whatever you know. I forgot)* the universe-sized drill begins drilling this universe and all universes close by*
I BELIEVE IN THE BULLSHIT THAT BELIEVES IN ME !!!!!
Gin
*Gin throws the ring of Saturn, cutting the remains of the earth in half*
King_Phoenix
*The phoenix blocks the nukes with his body and dies, turning into ashes. But then the ashes turn into multiple other phoenixes, and start making mini Suns.*
King_Phoenix
*The Suns turn into glowing balls of fire instead, creating the concept of fireballs.*
God-Man
*God-Man looks upon the chaos and sighs in disappointment, vanishing to an alternate universe of nothing but puppies and kittens*
Liam
* plot twist, one of those kittens is me. and he's just as fucked up and powerfull. He uses al kaida propaganda to send all the non-believers to attack god man*
King_Phoenix
*All the phoenixes drop the fireballs on the earth, then turn back into ashes and turn back into King Phoenix.*
-Lucifer-
*Lucifer and the lava demons teleport to Saturn and shield it from the universes death*

YOU FOOLS. atleast god is dead though

*Builds high tech empire on Saturn and makes a gamma ray canon*

FUCK WITH ME
God-Man
*God-Man is surprised by the sudden kitten attack, however, as they attempt to claw at him, he smiles, and begins stroking some of the kittens. He laughs, covered in balls of furry joy*
Nexus
*appears*
Doctor_Ver
[Other plot twist all the cats are Noise.]

In the main univers.

[Ver falls in lava and goes out Terminator style. But he opens the Gate of Babylon. Noise enter by the millions. Chaos ensues.]
King_Phoenix
You wanna go!? *King Phoenix builds a medieval empire on Jupiter and they start launching cannons at Lucifer.*
King_Phoenix
OOC: *catapults
Gin
*Gin volleyball spikes meteors at the group.*
The teachings of the great Kamoshida are coming in handy. Grant! Us! Eyes!
God-Man
*God-Man notices himself beginning to turn to dust, and cries out. His ally, God-God-Man swoops in and flexes his own omnipotence, altering the properties of the Noise so it is no longer capable of dusting things on contact, before quickly scolding God-Man and going on his way*
-Lucifer-
DON'T DESTROY MY CITIES

*Fires gamma rays at the Phoenix Empire*
Succoth_Benoth
//A voice rings from the heavens.\\

Which of you shits broke my toys?

//Spams Eternal Server Error. Infinite Almighty. Guaranteed Despair.\\
King_Phoenix
*The phoenix blocks all the rays with his hulking mass and then sets the rocks they catapult at Lucifer on fire.*
Hibiki
"SEEEEEEEEEEEEIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

Hibiki drops from the sky, creating a huge crater as she lands. Her right gauntlet transforming into a drill, and her scarf flutters and glows, and she begins dashing through the area destroying the Noise by the thousands.
King_Phoenix
*King Phoenix manages to create a secure VPN for the site, dodging the Server Error barely.*
Hundred-S
*Aoi runs in, with black snake heads sprouting from his body. The heads all merge together...* Black Viper! *And snap at King Phoenix for Severe Almighty*
OldManHenderson
This was a mistake and I like it
King_Phoenix
*The phoenix dodges the bite, and then throws a cursed copy of Dungeons and Dragons at him, sucking him in.*
-Lucifer-
*Fire turns Lucifer into a FIRE Demon Lord*

NOW TASTE YOUR OWN FLAME

*Turns Saturn into a sun and gravitates it towards Jupiter*
God-Man
*From his other universe God-Man senses the error, And quickly coughs, altering the chemicals inside the human brain so that Despair is no longer a concept, he is then buried under piles of kittens, never to be seen again*
Succoth_Benoth
You fuck. You did this!

//Focuses the server errors on Old Man Henderson.\\
-Lucifer-
*Lucifer makes Hibiki a sexy demon girl and marries her on Sun Saturn*
Hundred-S
*The snakes separate from Aoi, being sucked in instead. Aoi hops on his Persona, Icarus, and charges!*
King_Phoenix
*The concept of the Sun was destroyed by God-Man, and so Saturn turns into nothing.*
Malintent_Covet
Ooc: Best thread ever 10/10
Micolash
*Gin was really Micolash, host of the Nightmare. This is all a bloodborne RP now*
Kos, or some say Kosm, grant us eyes!
*Meteors rain on the battlefield.*
Persona
*A black swarm of butterflies appears in the center of the chaos.*

Yes, your despair...

Your hatred...

Continue to feed it to me...
King_Phoenix
Oooh, lunch! *The phoenix quickly snacks on all the meteors*
OldManHenderson
Micolash sucks and you know it
Succoth_Benoth
Bloodborne RP?

//Summons an army of Hunters. They begin Huntering at everyone.\\
Kuroumi
*Kuro was somehow alive, just looking at everything happen from the sky. Random Bufudynes target King Phoenix and Aoi.*
-Lucifer-
*Throws the whole damn planet at Jupiter anyway*
Hundred-S
*Icarus flies above the chaos. Aoi noms popcorn on his back like the birb-turned-hooman he is*
King_Phoenix
*The phoenix dodges the charge from Icarus and the Bufudynes as well.*
God-Man
*God-Man attempts to alter the Hunters as they come for him, however, Hunter just ignores it and gains even more OP powers, killing God-Man*
Micolash
Micolash is obviously the best boss in the game.
*More meteors and a potato spider fall frm the sky*
Hibiki
"...Eh? W-Wait, but what about my girlfri- I mean 'best friend'?"
Miku_Kohinata
{The girl appears before Lucifer.}

Hands off my Hibiki you bitch!

{She slaps her with a slap that would spin a person's head right off.}
-Lucifer-
*Turns into Miku*

Hibiki... Please help me... I want to save our universe and the only way we can do it is if I used this cursed power and form...

Let's revive the universe Hibiki. Together. Let me protect you this time. *Smiles*
-Lucifer-
Oh shit there's the real one

*gets knocked into a black hole*
King_Phoenix
*The phoenix wraps his arms around Jupiter and moves it out of the way of Saturn, his wings scorching it's surface.*
Miku_Kohinata
Ha. Fuck you too.
Micolash
*Micolash kicks in the face Lucifer from 500000000 miles away using the power of Kos, some say Kosm*
King_Phoenix
*The phoenix blesses Miku with the power to never die*
Hibiki
"I've dealt with three and a half seasons of this bullshit and I still can't tell what's going on."
Miku_Kohinata
I am eternal! Yes! I can now always protect Bikki!

{She runs over and hugs Hibiki.}
King_Phoenix
This is your prize for defeating Lucifer.
-Lucifer-
*Appears on the other side of the universe as a loli again*

Stupid cute OTPs

*floats back and uses x1000 Armageddon on Micolash*
Miku_Kohinata
Praise be Phoenix friend!
Micolash
*Micolash wakes up, decides he's still tired and goes back to sleep. He then shanks Lucifer.*
Bgammax
*Teleports behind Yu*

Psssh, nothing personal kid

*Stabs Yu*
-Lucifer-
*Bleeds demon blood which strangles Mico*
King_Phoenix
*The phoenix creates a high pitched noise, shattering all the glass in Lucifer's high tech city*
-Lucifer-
Quick let me use you

*Stuffs BGammax in a cannon and starts shooting angry exploding midget Gammas at everyone*
Micolash
*Micolash has been granted eyes. He then throws Mercury at someone*
King_Phoenix
*The phoenix reflects the midget Gamma back at Lucifer using his body.*
Bgammax
*Gamma says something edgy about how he dislikes friendship before being loaded into the cannon. The mini-Gammas spam Ice Age*
-Lucifer-
*Eats it*

Tastes like edge.
Hibiki
https://m.imgur.com/UnqBH07.jpg
King_Phoenix
*Dodges Ice Age*
Micolash
*Micolash gets bored and flies away. Some say he is still looking for Kos, some say Kosm, to grant him eyes.*

-Lucifer-
Octo-Dad is here

Fuck this even I'm not stupid

*Goes back to hell to bang cat husband*
Malintent_Covet
Ooc: Who do you mean by cat husband again?
King_Phoenix
*Creates the concept of the Sun again and disappears*
Bgammax
OOC: MOrgana
Malintent_Covet
Ooc: Can we be friends Lucifer?
Malintent_Covet
Ooc: Thanks for the info Gamma. Edgy :)
DemonicHomura
*She walks in and freezes everyone with her non op time powers*

Bow to the queen bitchies.

*She proceeds to fire multiple bazooka shots at the frozen civilians*
BonafideMonafide04
*sends deadly cubes at everyone because Eff logic*
Malintent_Covet
Ooc: I'm not getting involved because I'm not talented enough for this.
Genm
*rides in on bicycle*

AHAHAHAHA
YOUR TIME POWERS ARE WORTHLESS IN THE PRESCIENCE OF THE GAME MASTER
AS LONG AS I USE MY HYPER MUTEKI GASHAT, I AM INVINCIBLE
NOTHING CAN STOP ME (for ten seconds) AHAHAHAHA
Malintent_Covet
Ooc: *Waits for ten seconds then throws bullshit power at @Genm.*
Bgammax
*Steps out of the cannon and walks around*

Man, good thing I still have that feather from like a month ago.
Nexus
*resets itself*
Malintent_Covet
Ooc: *Shoves a para of quality rp in the Nexus.*
Succoth_Benoth
Oh. You saucy prick. I look away for one second...

//Panics and does god things.\\
DemonicHomura
*Multiple Homuras now appear*

You may have avoided my time powers but now you have to fight all my alternate selves.

*At the wave of her hand an infinite number of Homura's appear from alternate dimensions*

*Most are normal but some are dudes, dogs, and robots. They all charge at everyone else.*
Bgammax
*shrugs*

Guess I'll die.
Succoth_Benoth
//Grabs a copy of Homura with god magic.\\

This is for research. Ya dig?
DemonicHomura
Sure.

*The other copies stab into everyone with finely sharpened blades*

Well time to go.

*She instantly fades away with her still non bs powers*
Madokami
[Appears]

Did someone say multiple Homuras? I am so there.
Malintent_Covet
*Appears right after Madokami does.* "Local twelve year old here. How may I not help you?" he said, being a trap.
NotIgor
*opens Phansite. Begins posting porn and spamming*
You can't stop me because I'm invincible.