*A dark mist flies down into the street laughing* Haha yes! Killing is one of life's greatest acts finally someone with taste!

*listens to infinites theme on loop*
Ooc: as in this song

*She watches from a nearby cafe*

*Taking a sip from her glass she smiles*

Looks like hitzusen did not favor this people today.

Ah the triviality of human life.

Ah, I see Yu are having fun Yu, Yu really surprise this Yu, who is Yu and also Yu who is me, as you read this and Yu check Discord.
Now then I, who is Yu, shall proceed with the Edge.
"Yu are a bad person and I, Yu, will kill Yu, who is not Yu"
Did I, Yu, did this thing right, like Yu wanted?

*an ominous presence fills the city as Nyarlytheop falls from the sky, however it seems to be a little girl?

Humanity! I am Nyarlytheop! The crawling chaos! I shall be your demi-wah!

*the building Nyarly is on shakes and she falls to the ground, hitting it with a bump forming on her head

Oww... killing humanity is hard...

*drives down the street in a Blue Eyes White Dragon golf cart dressed like Seto Kaiba* I have so many regrets right now...I need a beer. No, ten beers, and really strong ones too.

*He laughs madly* You call yourself evil little girl!? Hah you're no great evil. *His face turns to a mile wide grin* I HOWEVER AM A MASTER OF EVIL, THE GREAT AKU!

*shoots star a bazooka filled with beers and continues listening to his edge song*

*Gamma walks into the area, blinking and looking around*
Why do I feel like some asshole is summoning me here?

*Nyarly then brushes herself off before getting up and trying to look intimidating, putting her hands on her hips,

Yes! I am Nyarlytheop! The great crawling evil! I shall destroy humanity!

*Nyarly's stomach then growls very loudly as she falls to the floor,

I'm starving though! Do you have any food Mr.Aku?

*She smiles at an opportunity*

Looks like I can set up shop here.

*She piles on various bottle of liquor on the small cafe table*

*Each of the bottles have a white looking rabbit creature on them*

Monoka liquor being sold here for a low low price.

Watch the carnage as you sip some sweet alcohol.

*gets smacked with the beerzooka and crashes into a wall, knocked unconscious*

*he suddenly turns into an edgy teenager*
.....whatever.

@-Aku- can't even beat up one guy in a robe with a sword. Some "master of evil". You're as scary as my shadow.

Yu are all edgelords, including Yu, who are not Yu, but Users, and I, who is Yu, not an edgelord, do Yu understand?

{Arms crossed}

Heh, whatever kid who is not Yu.

*He laughs at Moana* Yes yes you foolish mortals mock me while you can but soon enough my evil will be law! *He raises his claws into the air as a bolt of lightning crashes down behind him*

*He sighs at Narloli and hands her a ham sandwich*
Yes for some unknown reason I do, not really sure why a being made of evil like myself needs to eat but sure take it kid.

.....whatever, I don't care.

*wakes up* ouch...god, my luck sucks today. *Gets out of the golf kart and walks over to Yuuko* how much for a good beer?

......luck always sucks star......it sucks more than a vacuum cleaner.....

*She sighs with boredom*

I thought things would be a bit more exciting.

*She languidly moves her hand in a waving motion*

*Her eyes take on a calm look*

Looks like I'm drinking all of this myself.

Ooh or maybe weaponizing it.

*She lazily looks up at Star*

The good beer will cost a piece of your soul.

Preferably the naive portion.

Yay! Thank you Mr.Aku! Free foof!

*Nyarloli then waddles over to the side lives, explosions barely missing her as she tries to not step on cracks as she mutters to herself

Step on a crack break your mother's back...

*Nyarloli then reaches the sidelines and plops onto a chair, feet barely touching the ground as she takes a bite into the sandwich

Does it have to be my soul, or can I substitute it for someone else's?

*Her eyebrow raises with interest*

What do you propose?

*She unconsciously leans forward*

It will have to be a soul of equal price as yours.

*Gamma looks at the chaos around him and sighs*

This is weird even for here. I'm just going to find a nice place to rest.
*Gamma wanders through the broken streets until he finds a shady underpass to watch the others from, then forms a chair of ice, sits, and waits*

Well... let's just say a have a lot of souls from Cthulhus. I'm willing to trade three souls of Cthulhu for a good beer.

*She excitedly claps her hands*

Oooh I need to get my hands on that!

*She shoves the beer at Star*

Now where are the souls young lady?

*hands her a soul bag* in here. Thanks for the beer. *Walks back to her golf cart, sits down, and drinks her new beer*

*She looks at the bag with childish wonder*

Ooh I can't wait to study this.

*Leaving her bottles behind she quickly leaves the street.*