If alts are a disease does that make people with alts the alt-wrong and me the alt-right??? :thinking:

Did someone say Alt-Reich? SIEG HEIL
*Salutes ze fuhrer as the German National Anthem plays*

Hey hey, Mr.Muscly Guy, what's a thot?

This was supposed to be the thread where I posted my shitpost ideas now this is nazi base camp
*he puts on his Wehrmacht hat*
Ve vill conquer ze site ja?
(Sorry Germans the shitposts are calling me)

*Rips off his clothing to reveal a Nazi Soldier's uniform*
HEIL, Für den Kaiser

gay

@NotIgor @Bgammax I am German but I actually laugh at this so don't worry.
But I seriously don't like how some Germans speak English.
My Classmates had the 'ze' Problem and I can't listen to them.
I am happy you don't hear the German much when I talk.

Also you remind me of this

this is now a thing.... Oh no.