fighting against the marios - Phansite Archive

OOC: well. this maybe be a one day fight and im kinda not even mad about this. i just want to do a rp battle

*Corbin had a shotgun with sleeping darts in them, and was ready for any Marios and Mario characters*

HI I'M DAISY

*KICKS CORBIN IN HIS GAY FACE*

YOU SHOULD DO THE MARIO

*ALSO KICKS CORBIN IN HIS GAY FACE*

*Heelies into the area throwing chalk at the marios and holding his hand out to Corbin*

Come with me if you want to live

*tries to dodge and also tries to shoot the Mario characters with the sleeping darts*

Yeah, aim for that bastards face!

*Sips mountain dew*

*I'M DAISY SO I HAVE LASER SHIELDS*

*BLOWS UP CORBIN WITH GOLF BALLS*

It's-a-me, Mario!
*Throws his mind control hat at Corbin*

*laughs at Daisy before throwing more chalk at her*
Silly princess. Laser shields only work against lasers. This is Chalk

*I'M MARIO AND BECAUSE OF MARIO LOGIC I'M IMMUNE*

*KICKS BLUE SHELLS AT CORBIN*

*ABSORBS CHALK AND TAKES FINAL FORM*

SUPER ULTRA DEATH DAISY IS HERE

*SHIFTS THE CLIMATE AND DROPS AFRICA ON THE NERDS*

*looks over to Aishiomario*

You do realize the blue shells explode upon significant impact, right? Like say, your boot against them.

well you cant beat them with normal stuff. then fight them with their own weapons *uses a star power*

*THIS MARIO IS DEAD NOW BECAUSE THEY CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE*

*ingests a mega mushroom along with a star power*

HI I'M DAISY *SPACE LASERS*

*Heelies away from the starving African children*
THEY JUST WANT TO EAT MY.... Wait, why haven't I done this earlier?
*uses his totally sick heelie skills to heelie up the side of super ultra death daisy*

*KISSES GAMMA* WHAT A MAN

*Spartan Anti-memes makes Creates a massive history text book out of chal and smashes the battle field with it*

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*takes out a miniguns and begins to shoot the mario characters*

*Kickflips over the kiss, leaving Daisy to kiss nothing but a single heelie*

WAIT, NO, LEFTIE!!! YOU WERE MY ONLY FRIEND!!!
YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS DAISY

WE ARE ETERNAL

*CLOCKS CORBIN WITH A TENNIS RACKET*

This isn't working. We need something stronger. We need the one thing a MArio memer can't stand.

*DEVOURS HEELIE*

I'M GONNA GIVE BIRTH AND REBRAND HEELIES AS DAISY BOOTS

*gasps*
Don't tell me.... We're fighting fire with fire.... AND SUMMONING BOWSER?

I'll get the fanfics!

oh... N... Not Sonic memes... T... Those are forbidden.... ANYTHING ELSE..... P... Please?

ITS NO USE!! *uses my powers to push the Mario characters away*

SONIC CAN'T PLAY SPORTS WE CARRIED THAT ASS AT THE OLYMPICS

Dani can neber outrun the pain of the weight of the galaxy on Rosalina's shoulders

No, for you see. YOU'RE TOO SLOW
*using his one remaining heelie he speeds over to Mario and performs a flipkick*

You think it's a failed tactic, but look around. The anons and the PMs are back under our control with just the mention of the name. You have lost

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*Mario is immune to Gamma's attack because he had star power*

*GIVES BIRTH TO DAISY BOOTS AND STOMPS ON FUKBOI GAMMAS HEAD*

*HOMO BEAMS CORBIN* BOPPITY BAY NOW YOUR GAY

*it fails since the war is over*

The Anon's have reached a truce!

*you're

Anyways, victory in the forums is ours, though Anons may be a different story

Don't worry, Gamma. It's back into its usual self... Kinda