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We have tea, coffee and curry for food.
Tea and curry will do.
*hands Talion a cup of tea and a plate of curry*

Enjoy the food sir.
Thank you. *starts eating*
*Enters Leblanc and walks to the counter*
*Space_Cat floats into Leblanc.* Heya! I need to hurry, because i'm almost up for a sparring match, so i'll just have some of Boss's curry topped with fatty tuna.
*Packs him some fatty tuna* 5000 yen.
Hey, thanks! *Space_Cat types something on his console, and a stack of money appears on one of the tables in Leblanc.*
Thank you for coming. *takes the money*
*Space_Cat floats out the door.*
Slow day....
*Cleans the counter*
*enters*
What do you need?
*sits down at the booth* some coffee
*Pours some coffee into a mug and gives it to Wolf* Here you go.
thanks.. how much is it..
4000 yen.
*grabs 4000 yen from my pocket and puts it on the table*
Enjoy the coffee *Takes the money and goes back to the counter*
i will. *begins to slowly drink the coffee as i look outside to see the rain fall on the window*
It's raining outside? I didn't notice it....
yeah, it is... its good to have coffee while its raining. *Sigh* the peace before the storm
Oh good to know..
yep.. *drinks some more coffee* by the way, my name is wolf. I used to be a soldier before all of this
Hisato, and that's good.
*Space_Cat floats in again.* Hey, thanks for lunch earlier today. Now that I have time, I can finally sit down and eat.
Ah welcome back! What do you need?
*Space_Cat sits down on a table* I'll have curry and rice topped with fatty tuna, and Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee with just a little bit of catnip in it.
*Takes out his order* There you go.
*keeps drinking the coffee*
Thanks! *He starts eating the tuna curry*
It's a slow day....
Heya, who are you? *He looks over to Wolf*
*looks at @Space_Cat* im wolf
That's just Wolf. He used to be a soldier.
*Busts in riding a horse*

The winner of villain of the year goes to SKELETOR!!!

I have come to claim this location!
Not gonna happen buddy....
hey skeletor. do you like fire?
Hey, get that skeleton! He's wanted by the Mighty Kamoshida!
*2 guards run out from behind Kamoshida towards Skeletor*
Oh wow... *Deadpan look*
*Space_Cat takes a sip of coffee and smacks his lips*
*Whistles*
GODDAMNIT WHY ARE YOU HERE

*hides behind Hisato*

Take him instead!
*Throws him to King Kamoshida* Here you go sir.
Thank you, servant. You will be well rewarded. *The 2 guards grab both of Skeletor's arms and start to drag him off, while another drops a large bag of coins into Hisato's hands*
Thanks *puts the bag of coins in his bag*
Now i'll have that Villain of the Year trophy, thank you very much. *He reaches into Skeletor's robe and pulls it out*
OOC: Wrong account
DAMMIT ALL!!!

I'LL GET YOU SOMEDAY LEBLANC COFFEE!
Now i'll have that Villain of the Year trophy, thank you very much. *He reaches into Skeletor's robe and pulls it out*
Take him to the dungeon, guards. *The guards drag him off, and Kamoshida exits Leblanc*
Bye Skeletor! *Waves like nothing happened*
*Meanwhile, Space_Cat has been entirely focused on taking small sips out of his coffee, shivering everytime he does so.*
T-That catnip... how much did you put in?
I can't stop...
Only a little.
Are you sure?
No i'm not...
Just kidding!
*drinks some more*
*Space_Cat has finally finished his coffee. He looks exhausted.*
Aww... now my curry is cold.
Took you a while...
*Space_Cat begins eating his cold curry. In a last ditch effort, he turns his raygun setting to fire and turns the temperature down to 40 degrees, then blasts his meal.*
Whoa technology!
*Kuro walks in and slumps into a booth tiredly, the area around her growing cold.*

Fuckin' work.... I need more sleep...
*Looks at Kuro* Welcome. What do you need?
*He then takes a bite. It seems to have worked, but it burned a piece of fatty tuna.*
*puts a blanket on kuro*
So the food is a good?
Just give me black coffee...

*She sighs while throwing the blanket into another booth, and lays her head on the table.*

I really need to take his advice....
*Pours some black coffee for her* Here.
*drink some more coffee... how much coffee is even in the mug?*
Too much, Wolf.
Thanks...

*She brings her head up and sips the coffee.*

Mind giving me your name?

*Kuro stares at Hisato boredly.*
It tastes good. *Space_Cat finishes the curry and pays Hisato.*
Goodbye! *Space_Cat floats out the door*
It's Hisato.
Well... Nice to meet you. I'm Kuro... I guess.

*She stops speaking and continues to sip her coffee, staring at the nearby window.*
Nice to meet you too. *returns to the counter*
*Enters, almost collapsing into a booth, breathing heavily*
Hello "Persona" guy. *Looks at Rom*
H-hey, fourth w-wa... uggh... *Rom is so exhausted, he can't even finish his sentence*
*Kuro leaves the cafe. 500 yen and a note is next to her empty cup. The note reads "I hope you enjoy this Nexus. Beware of the magic some of us own though. And a good day to all."*
*Puts the note in his pocket*
What happened Rom?
Sparring... chaos... new power...
You played on your computer all day... I get it.
*she enters* Hey, guys. ...Ron, what happened?
Hey girl. Sorry i don't know your name yet.
*she looks at Hisato* My name's Yang Xiao Long. Just call me Yang.
*Rom catches his breath and gets up* Basically, I sparred with people... *pant* it escalated quickly, and this happened... *Rom's new persona, Ananse, shows up behind him*
Yang, got it!
*she looks at the new Persona* Ooh, a new persona! Nice!
*A warm smile shows up on Rom's face* And it's mainly because of people like you, Bona, Shiza, Spec, Dahlia, and everyone I met here, so thanks...
*keeps drinking coffee and thinks "its still raining outside"*
No problem Rom.
*she hugs Rom* You are so kind, oh my goodness.. But I could say the same thing, y'know?
Whoa! Uh... *Rom hugs Yang back, flustered* Heh, yeah... it's n-no problem...
*finishes and just watches, hoping that naho is ok*
*Finally lets go and walks up to the what seems to be vacant bar to make himself some tea*
*she lays in a booth* ......Sooo.... I'm kinda getting into playing duel monsters... But I suck at it..
*Plays Persona 4*
*Rom looks back at Yang and sarcastically says* Trap cards. All day, every day...
TRAPS ARE GAY
*Pours some tea*
Speaking of traps, I saw one on my way here... He just waved at me and it made me feel awkward as hell... And hello, Kamoshida-Sensei.
*sigh*

has anyone seen naho?
No, Wolf. Haven't seen her in a while...
No, I haven't seen her since she was turned into a child. Sorry, Wolf.
*Turns to Kamoshida*
Chin up, sir...
Aya
*walks in and sits in booth* One black coffee and a tray of sugar cubes please.
*is worried*

oh god.. where can she be...
*she seems to be messing with something on her scroll...*
*Pours the coffee for Aya*
Aya
Thanks! *starts putting in a lot of sugar into coffee* Something wrong, Yang?
*Drinks his tea* Much better... So, what did I miss?
Whoa that's a lot of sugar! *laughs*
*he walks in*

Hey guys!
Hey, Hunter!
*she looks at Aya* Hm? Uh, not really... Just checking out a new app on my scroll. And heya, Hunts!
Have seen the news? Spectre and his two friends vanished!

*hands the guys a news paper with the headlines saying "Summer concert went south due to three Winslow Accord agents vanished"*
Aya
Any leads?
*she looks at Hunter concerned* S-Spectre vanished?!
Spec's gone?! No way... what happened?!
Uh okay i guess.... *Deadpan look*
Have seen the t.v.? He and his two friends vanished in a cloud of purple smoke!
I left the cafe before the concert ended... *she seems distraught.... several metal objects begin to float around her...*
Purple smoke?
Yang? Are you okay?
Aya
Uh Yang? *points to metal*
Not really, Rom... I'm worried about Spectre and his friends... *she looks at the metal objects* Huh? *they all fall down with a clatter* Huh...?
Just the usual... *Deadpan look again*
did naby do that.. since he can do that
That's Polarity. But that is Pyrrha's semblance...
Yeah, I know... Are there any clues, or something?
Aya
Refill on coffee and sugar!
*Kage walks in with a sigh.*

Hey guys, what's up?
that also... but naby is a ghost and he can make things float
.....? Why did that...? How did it...? ...huh, maybe it's not cause of that... *she trails off...*
*because, not "not cause"
*Refills her cup*
Aya
Thank you. *starts putting sugar in coffee*
No problem.
*she looks at some knives. She focuses on them, then points up, the knives levitating* ........ *she drops the knives. She slams her fists together in hopes of activating her own semblance.... But nothing happens* I... That app worked...?
So, the app was causing that?
Aya
What's going on? What app?
This is confusing....
*she shows Rom and Aya a strange app on her phone* I was messing around with this app... I chose to change my semblance, and it somehow worked...
Aya
Strange app.
Wait, you can change your semblance using an app? Interesting...
*Looks at his phone* Oh, I gotta go! *Walks out* See ya!
wow... *trys to use my powers to make my hand go on fire*
*she nods. She fiddles with the app a bit more, then puts it away, slamming her fists together and activating her semblance, her hair going ablaze* Much better... And seeya, Rom!
*he morphs into a dragon via his dragonstone*

HOLY SHIT I haven't used this in a while!
*she laughs, smiling at Hunter, giving him a thumbs-up*
*my hand goes on fire but does not seem to hurt me*
I remember the last time I used this was me mauling Garon apart!
*she looks at her scroll before going deep into thought* ....no, I should delete it...
*soon the fire on my hand goses away and i got back to watching you guys*
*changes back to his normal form*

Yikes that felt weird! I wish Crow is here so I can show this. He will filp shit!
*she looks at Hunter* Crow...? Oh, you mean Akechi-kun?
*drinks some coffee*
*she stretches* Mmng.. *she takes off her hat, revealing her cat ears. She mumbles* When will these go away....?
Never...
*she feigns offense to Hisato, her ears twitching* Ouch, I'm offended... You wound me, so! *she strikes a dramatic pose* How could you say such a thing!
Aya
Um what if the app is like the nav? What if it doesn't go away?
*she looks at Aya* One way to find out. *she deletes the app* Done and done~
I was just joking.... "Yangster"
*thinks "i hope i dont have to protect naho from demons or angels or anything or everything"*
*she smirks at Hisato* I know, I was just messing with ya, too. And I like that nickname~ It's swell~
Alright "swelly nickname"
*wakes up from his nap*

Yeah Akechi... *yawns* goodnight...

*goes to sleep on the super clean floor*
Pfft..... *she gets up from her seat* I need to get going.. See you all tomorrow or so! *she leaves*
*puts a blanket over @The_Hunter*
*Turns on the tv*
Boring movies.....
*a samurai looking person with well samurai armor comes in and sits down at the booth*
A samurai....
*Wakes up and changes the sign to open* Time to open...
*ken walks up from the basement*
Yo yo yo
Why are you in the basement? *Deadpan look*
Never mind then....
*Waits for costumers*
I live in that basement, Boss let me set up shop here!
Oh, okay i don't mind it then.
*sigh* Slow day...
*enters still wearing the samurai armor and sits down at the booth*
Coffee?
no sir. I need some rice and some sake
*Gives him some rice with sake*
thank you, sir. how much is it
7000 yen.
*puts a bag of 7000 yen on the table*
*Takes the money and then looks at his new revolver*
A new one to my collection. And don't worry it's not real.
ok then.. *begins to eat some rice*
*soon takes out a newspaper and smiles*

this is a good one
*drinks some sake before leaving*
Wow this place is a dump!
Thanks weirdo.
*Enters the cafe and sits down on the nearest booth*
*suddenly appears behind the counter* running the place again because I fucking work here... singing a song about something...Igor dressed like Santa what the fuck? I have no idea where that was going.
*enters and sits down at a booth*
...I have a feeling today is going to be a slow day...and I just came to the fucking past...welp, fuck me I guess. *Summons a bottle of wine and chugs it down* ahh...
can i get some coffee...
*suddenly, a cup of coffee appears on the table* enjoy.
thanks *begins to drink the coffee*

naho: *is a ghost and floats into the cafe*
naho: hey star...
*Hibki wakes up in a booth* How long was I out? Must have been a few days.
*walks in* Hey guys! Sup?
*Walks in with blood on his clothes* Hey guys.
Empty as always....
Not actually...
I see... *Covers the blood*
Why do you have blood on you?
After a vampire almost killed me, i decided to train. I found some strange creatures and their blood is on me.
Slow day huh?
Yep. *sits in a booth*
*Pours some beer* It's the first time i drink beer.
*Walks inside hands in coat and I smirk*I'm looking for kamoshida
You again vampire?
Do I know you from somewhere?
Well you almost killed me....
I do that alot so where is kamoshida and Maybe...maybe I will not kill you or something
I don't know where he is.
*I grin* Wrong awnser
Do i look like a liar?
I'm not lying.
Maybe you haven't seen what I did to landmark here
As i said i don't know...
*enters and is not a ghost*
*Gamma walks in with a sigh and looks between Alucard and Hisato*
Man, looks like a tense situation you two. Ever try loosening up?
*Gamma yawns and stretches before sitting down at a booth*
Seriously, its almost ridiculous how much drama keeps happening around here.
*Sits down in a booth*
Oh, Naby, you're not a ghost anymore! Is the same for naho?
*Gamma chuckles and leans back*
Silly Bona, ghosts aren't real. Like, the ghosts of people anyways. There are a lot of demons that look like ghosts.
Actually they are
*Gamma sighs and looks away*
Yeah yeah, and I'm your grandpa.
Which, considering the time BS that's been going on around you, is technically possible.
Yeah, it's possible and it's happened.
*Whips out the castles* Want to know how I got ownership of untouchable?
*Gamma laughs and raises an eyebrow*
So you're saying I'm your grandpa now?
I'll accept this one if it means I can send you to your room.
naho: *is a ghost and floats in frount of gamma*
...well that answers my question. So is sanoba working on her body?
*starts to shoot up leblanc*
*Gamma looks over to Alucard and sighs*
Please don't start any violence here. I'd have to get involved, and that would be really annoying. I'm kinda trying to take a break for a while.
i dont know *touches alucard*
naho: *leaves*
You know I can just kill you all right?
Like that, don't start any violence like that, Shiranui.
*Gamma's persona blazes into life around him and roars.... Soon crystals of ice form in Alucard's guns between shots in order to jam them*
Seriously, if you're going to try something, at least be more original than taking out guns.
And you do realize a ghost was right in front of you right?
Release restraint level one deactivated
well, at least that one's more original. But do refrain from further violence.
*Gamma sighs and shakes his head*
There're a lot of things I'd rather be doing.
*I Open fire laughing maniacally*
*slaps bona with a pie*
*Gamma sighs again*
Shiranui, Ice Age.
*A large wall of ice quickly forms around Gamma, its chipped away at by Alucard, but reforms just as quickly*
Man, what a pain. Have fun breaking the rest of this place. Just leave me out of it.
*A child appears in the corner of the cafe with a bored expression on their face.*

I don't understand such a need for excessive violence, don't you ever grow bored of such things? There's no point after all.

*The child sits in an empty booth and lays their hands on the table in a casual fashion.*
*Sits down at a booth*
*Gamma looks over to the child and sighs, arms behind his head*

Beats me kid. Its just become commonplace here, I guess. Unfortunate really, but not much I can do about the fighting for now.
*The child sighs and looks at Gamma.*

Yes, if people want to waste their time, then that's their own choice. Peace would be much more preferable but nothing you can do to change someone's mind without being...a little more persuasive.
*Gamma looks back at the child and chuckles*

Honestly, no need to change anyone's mind. I try to simply ignore the chaos around me if I can. If not well.... They didn't really matter anyways, the world will move on regardless.
*The child smiles curiously at Gamma.*

True, you seem a lot smarter than most people I've met here. They all think pity is an appropriate answer to most problems. As far as I know, pity never saved anyone.
*Gamma sighs and looks out the window, resting his head on his hand*
Its just something they do in order to feel better about themselves. People pity as a way to enjoy the suffering of others without feeling like a worse person for it.
*Gamma chuckles as he watches a passerby*
They all continue their little facade until they snap. *grins* And what fun that is to see. They get so emotional, that they start contradicting themselves.
*he wakes up out of his sleep*

What is that dread noise...
*The child grows curious.*

Is that fun to see? Perhaps I should try observing that...It might end my endless boredom. There never seems to be anything entertaining around this place. All just insignificant people who value things like friendship and feelings. Though, I guess if they just break at one point from those things then it all means nothing in the end anyway.
*begins to spin both of my revolvers*
*realizes that there is pie on his face*
.....naby, why?
*Gamma begins playing with his hair, as he continues watching outside*
Depends really. I find it satisfying to see what people are really like, in spite of their claims to the contrary. And that only ever seems to happen when they snap, be it from stress, from hatred, from fear.

*Gamma begins grinning again*
Or simply because they want someone out of their way. Really though, its not as fun to be on the receiving end of it. So I mostly like to watch.
Not to say its boring when they're angry at you, just much more of a hassle.
*The child begins laughing in a wicked manner.*

You've given me a lot to think about...

I feel like I have an idea of what to do for fun now.

*The next time Gamma looks over at the child he's gone.*
*has a troll face*
Superbia shut the fuck up...I am tired and your total BS is not needed...

*gets up and stretches while loud cracks can be heard*
.....anyways how are you back alive naby?
*Gamma looks over to Hunter and sighs*

the kid's gone you idiot.
And he was hardly talking, I did most of it there.
Hee ho
*gives Gamma a deadpan look*

Hubris and his Yu double... need I say more you jackass?
....is that a black frost?
I'll have something that's not crap
... i dont reamber...
*Gamma sighs and looks around*

The kid didn't look anything like Yu for starters. Secondly he's still gone. No reason for you to talk to him.
Also yeah I'm a Black Frost
Naby I'm guessing it's because plot.
*Gamma sighs and glances at Bona out the corner of his eye*

You do realize that plot's something used to describe a work of fiction. Not really an excuse for anything happening to you. Unless you would like to brutally murder the fourth wall.
*looks at the Black Frost*

Why is he here?
*laughs*
Because I'm Black Frost ya dip
Now, where's my iced coffee?
*Gamma sighs and stands up*

Good grief, I guess I'll get it for you, what brew do you want frost?
Surprise me
*Orpheus enters the cafe* Greetings.
*Gamma shrugs*
Alright then, suit yourself.
*Gamma walks behind the counter and grabs the nearest bag of beans, a House Blend, and pours some of it into the coffee maker, followed by adding heated water... After a little while he comes up with a cup of hot coffee*
And now for the special part, Shiranui
*the coffee cools and ice crystals form within it, making blocks of ice similar to cubes. Gamma then sets the drink in front of the frost*

There you are.. I'm not exactly the best brewer, but its simple enough
*gets board and hits myself with a pie.. and bona*
*Sips coffee* Hmm, not bad kid
Ah Black frost...
It just needs a little something...

*Uses Diamond Dust on the iced coffee, making it even colder*
*Gamma sighs and leans against a wall*

Hey, someone has to do it. Really, kinda amazed this place is constantly used just to begin some silly antics rather than actually hanging out. Really, all the fights are getting irritating.
Oh look, it's Orpheus, the guy who teamed up with that loser, Jack