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*snickers at Sam*

Name is Spectre, agent from Winslow Accord.
Ooc: PAEG B4 POSTS
Damn... Sorry, Sam! Perhaps this is not the best place to do this...
Sam
Don't laugh, Spectre.
*Sam rubs his head. The Aipom seems to laugh*
*she reverts the scythe to compact form and looks at Satan, concerned* Wh-What do you mean?
Sam
It's fine Rom. This little idiot is gonna be the death of me
??? (Speakers): Seems like it likes you though, boss.
Sam: Shut up, Mayu
*puts a silencer on my pistol*
Nice to meet you, Mr. Spectre. But, um, what's the Winslow Accord? I haven't heard of that before.

*Apollo takes another sip of his coffee.*
OOC: Yes yes, Bona. We get it. This happens everytime and likely won't ever change.

IC:
Hello my love. Sorry I am in such a bad mood, but...He's dead...and there's nothing I can do...
Not again! Ugh, I'll repay another rejuvenation bead...
Ooc: make not repay the eff
hmmmm... I know! *Rom holds the pokemon behind his back, and he is suddenly holding a berry and holds it way above the Aipom*
D-Dead..? Who?

*Kage's expression from normal quickly changes to worried.*
OOC: pokeball
*The saddened demon lays his elbows on the table, while also holding his hands on his face*

W-Why? Why him? Why now?!
Sam
*Aipom uses his ghostly hand to reach for the berry*
*is working on another rejuvenation bead in the corner*
*Rom holds the berry back and walks back a couple of steps*
Sam
*Aipom makes a jump for it*
Maybe... I can forge a contract with... *she trails off, thinking about something..*
*Kage hugs Satan, in an attempt to comfort him.*
*Rom throws it up in the air, hoping the aipom would reach for it*
Sam
*Aipom catches it in it's ghostly hand*
*He looks up, tears in his eyes*

Beelz is dead... I found his amonst the graves, sword in his chest. As I held him in my arms, he uttered his final words: "Lord Satan, I'm sorry. I was foolish to think I could face Abaddon alone. Please forgive me, and take my token as a grateful servant. I was glad to fiht by your side these millennia."

*To demonstrate, Satan summons a red card within his hand, crushing it. With that action, it spawns Beelz's persona, Prometheus*

I failed him, and I failed Shiza. I'm useless...
*Apon making contact with the berry, it is revealed to be the pokeball, bringing it inside upon contact* C'mon...
OOC: dammit repetition
*fight

way to ruin the moment, Shiza.
Sam
Gin (Speakers): Beelz is dead?!
*The ball shakes 3 times before Aipom breaks out. It lands back on the table, appearing mad at Rom*
*Rom puts his hand on his head, slightly in pain* That was close... I'm out of ideas...
*she looks at Satan, then pats his back* Lucifer...
*Walks over to Aipom* Sorry, buddy. I guess you belong with someone else... *attempts to pet it*
S-So... he's dead... I... I'm so sorry..

*She lets him go, and sits next to Satan. Kage holds his hand, tightly.*
*has an idea*
*whispers to rom* Bro, I got an idea.
*Whispers back* Yeah?
Sam
*Aipom jumps onto Sam's shoulder, sticking it's tongue out at Rom*
This thing is determined to annoy me til the end of days, isn't it?
*Chuckles at the Aipom* You do you, buddy...
*walks out bathroom*

Think of Winslow Accord as the CIA's military SWAT team on a global scale.
*she hears a high-pitched screeching noise. She covers her ears, in an attempt to block out the noise* Gah, hey does anyone else hear that..?!
*With the rush of emotions flying through his head, he slowly turning into a more human form. Soon, he demonic king looks exactly like a young man in his early twenties. His eye color a bright red, hsir a deep black, and skin a pale gray, he looks as though he coukd pass as human*

All my fault...I'm a failure...
*gives rom a weird looking device.*
*whispers to rom* OK, clip that to your shirt and press the button on it.
*look at everyone...*
*gives Satan a cup of tea*

Don't beat yourself up Satan. We all make mistakes.
*the, hair, could

Mobile is only good for pissing me off...
*Rom takes a deep breath, clips the device on his shirt, and presses the button*
*Whispers to Bona* What does it do?
*she's covering her ears* Oww, am I the only none able to hear that screeching..?!
*suddenly, rom is invisible!*
*whispers to rom* It's a invisibility device I've been working on.
*Noticing Lucifer's change in form, Kage looks at him, slightly confused.*

You look... different. In fact, you look like a human.
Yang?! Are you okay? *
I don't hear anything other than people talking yang.
Sam
Hard to hear anything over your own screeching, Yang.
*Whispers to Bona* Thanks, I just got a new idea...
*she looks around* D-Does anyone hear a high-pitched screeching noise...?
*takes off his helmet and itches his ear*

It's white noise Yang.
I-Is it just me...?
*whispers to rom* go to it and boot it with a pokeball?
Ooc: boop not boot
D-Don't kid with me, babe. I'm tryij to grieve and wallow in my own self-punishment...
Sam
Give me a second.
*Sam reattaches his arm and activates a device. Aipom picks up one of Sam's screwdrivers with his ghostly hand*
I can detect some sort of high pitched frequency. It's strange that I can't hear it though. Normally I'm good with that sort of thing.
*whispers back* not necessarily...
*trying

From this point on tonight, I say "Fuck it", and any mistakes I make I'm just gonna leave them.
*gives Satan a cup of vodka*

Again, don't beat yourself up. Mistakes were made but we accept them and reflect upon them.
i think your the only one yang...

*can hear it but does not care*
I'm not joking...

*She pulls out her phone and takes a picture of Satan.*

Take a look.

*Kage shows the recently taken picture to the changed demon.*
*whispers to rom* So what's the plan?
*she uncovers her ears and they start to bleed, she seems to be talking to no one in particular at this point in time...* Angel of the lord..? Yeah right, I don't really believe in that kind of shit... You're an archangel? Still kinda hard to believe...
*Satan looks at the picture, astonished*

N-No, that isn't me! What kind of editing magic is this? I'm not a human...
*suddenly, "pokeballs" come at Aipom from all directions, while a pokebs;; comes at it from the back*
OOC: Pokeball
Oh shoot! *uses diarahan to attempt to stop the bleeding*
Sam
*Aipom uses Sam as a human shield, hiding in his labcoat pocket*
Oh come on
*Sam is pelted by pokeballs. His head hits the table*
Fuck....my....life...
I swear I didn't edit this picture. This is... you now, I guess. At least you look more human.

*She smiles at Lucifer, putting her phone away.*
*looks at yang*

who are you talking to.. the only thing i can hear thats loud is naby
*she still seems to be talking to no one in particular...* Tell me your name, then. .....Castiel..?
*The only pokeball that hits Sam is the one from the back. The others all dissipate from existence*
*whispers to rom* Oh right, the clones.
i think yang lost her mind
Sam
*Sam rubs the back of his head, picking up the pokeball. The Aipom returns to its perch*
Did you have to throw the heavy ball?
*Goes visible again* Sorry...
Wait! *gives rom a fast ball*
It's a pokeball that's supposed to catch Pokemon that run away with ease!
*she's still talking to herself...* I'm one of your true vessels...? ......only able to possess me if I allow you to..?
Sam
*Looks at Aipom*
Seriously. What do you want?
*Aipom flicks the pokeball Sam is holding. It goes inside the pokeball, effectively catching itself*
*Rides through the door on a horse*

And on the 7th day the lord said, let there be SKELETOR!!!

I have returned to claim this cafe as part of my empire! This time I won't fail!!!
*thinks "oh god.."*
Yup, I knew I wouldn't be able to do it...
.... I think it wants you to be it's trainer Sam.
Sam
Do we have another little girl to defeat this guy again?
*Lucifer has a sad smile*

This must mean I've become as human as I can be. I can only assume this because of you all being my company, chaging my moral standpoint, protecting you all, and learning of new emotions, such as love. I guess this is me now...

*He looks at Kage with a smile and gives her a kiss*

All I can say is thank you.
No prob Lucifer.
I will not lose to children again!

Now surrender your lives onto me!
Ooc: ignore
....is that Skeletor?
*Satan whips around and shoots skeletor with his shotgun*

There is no way in hell you're ruining this moment!
Sam
What a pain in the ass. Still, this could be an opportunity to research these "delta" species of Pokémon I was told about. Of course, you can still have it if you want it, Rom.
*throws a box full of rocks at skeletor*
He walks in and smirks as he sees Darkie give Kage a kiss. "Need I say anything? Yes yes I do. Darkie that's adorable." He sits down and gets a drink.
*she's still talking to herself...* .....fine.. *she looks up, raising her hand to the heavens* .....
A-Are you sure, Sam?
He walks over to Yang. "Hey Yang how are you holding up?"
Yang the heck are you doing?
Oh hush Hazel. Don't make me come over there and open a can of whoop-ass.

*He smirks at Hazel*
*She instantly blushes red at the kiss.*

Ahahaha.... Y-You're welcome... I'm glad I could help..
*Facepalm*

I swear to god, if I have to deal with another fucking possession, I'll lose my shit.
Sam
I'm not a trainer, so I wouldn't be able to bring out it's full potential. Then again, it's probably just gonna come back to annoy me anyway. I dunno what to do with this thing, so I'll leave it up to you.
*loads my pistol*

i think we going to have a boss fight.
I... Yang Xiao Long, a holy conduit... Give permission to the Archangel, Castiel... To possess me, and do what they see fit...
Aincrad smirks and swivels in his chair. "Hahahaha. I'm not that weak anymore Darkie. Now that Shadows in his true form, we can whip thy ass."
WHAT THE FUCK YOU SHOT ME YOU FUCKING MANIAC

MY MEDICAL COVERAGE DOESN'T COVER THIS SHIT JESUS CHRIST

You all haven't seen the last of me!!!

*Rides out*
Sam
What's with Angels and possessing folks? First Ambriel, now this.
He grabs Yangs arm. "Don't it ain't worth it. Possession is a shit mess. And I don't want to fight you."
Alright, Sam. I'll try...
She's possessed again?! Oh, great...
*a bright light surrounds Yang, soon fading and leaving Yang to stand there, but she seems to emit a different aura...*
*gets ready*
*Walks in and sits down, oblivious to whatever is happening*
Oh gosh not more possession, I've had it with all the possession.
Aincrad sighs. "You might have to open that can of ass whooping anyways Darkie." He stands up and faces Yang. "Hi there other person. Please explain yourself then leave my friend."
Sam
*Just as Sam is about to throw Aipom's pokeball at Rom, it comes out of the ball, landing on Sam's shoulder.*
You really want like to annoy me, don't you?
*she looks at Aincrad* I am Castiel. An angel of the lord.
Hi Hat Guy. *Waves at Bona*
why are you here then castiel!
*Sigh* Can't angels and shit be more original? Plus possession is more of a demon thing...

*Everything he says is significantly less menacing now that he looks human*

Also, hi Akari! I'm technically human now!
WOLF FUCKBOY!
Yeah, I think it likes you more.
"May I ask why you are here then? We don't have the best experiences with Angels sad to say." He leans on his cane giving Castiel a sly smirk. "I really don't want to fight you."
Sam
Guess I've got no choice in the matter. Sorry about that, Rom. This thing is about as stubborn as I am.
*looks at Wolf* I have business here to tend to here. I'm pursuing a rogue angel on behalf of my brother, Michael. *looks at Aincrad* And I do not wish to fight you, either.
This plot is a disaster, nyu.
God, another angel. Time to rip out it's wings and put a bullet in it's bead!

*He makes a gunshot expression with his hand, pretending to shoot himself in the head*
I-It's fine, Sam... *Rom takes out his computer*
You're human, Mister Satan? Did you wish on a star?
what does this rogue angel do?

*is worried that this rogue angle might do something to naho since she is a ghost*
Sam
Well, it seems we have an angel infestation. Maybe Ambriel can send it off.
Sighing he stretches. "A few things. One," he turns to Darkie, "you aren't threatening." He turns back. "Two, what did this angel do and what's their name? We might know them."
It's an angel, fuck it, I'm leaving.

*Kage walks out of the cafe.*
Fuck you Hazel. Fuck you. Also, I wish it were that simple, Akari. God you're so innocent.
The angel in question did plenty. He aided a demon in the theft of several angel's grace, then severely wounded another of my brothers, Zachariah. His name is Gabriel the Trickster.
*my worries about naho grows*

so this gabriel. what does he do to ghosts. if he dose anything to ghost
*thinks to himself* Oh gosh I think I found someone more innocent than papy.
Sam
Gabriel? One of the four big angels? Ambriel's master? That Gabriel?
*Sigh* Release the girl, and I'll aid you. Possess Mister "I'm not threatening" over there, anyone but her. Please, I beg of you.
He chuckles. "Well my ass is bent over anytime Darkie." Smirking he turns away from Castiel and starts drinking again. "Well if you need help just call. But promise me this, there's a little something I want to show both Yang and Darkie later tonight, so at least let her go for a little while."
Gabriel doesn't usually shown interest in petty ghosts, but when he does, he usually reduces them to piles of ectoplasm. *looks at Sam* It may be. *looks at Satan* And I cannot possess that fellow, otherwise he will spontaneously combust. I do not have any other conduits at my disposal, but if releasing her pleases you, then may it be so. *in another flash of bright light, the angel leaves Yang*
Sam
Hmm. I think I have my own angel to talk to. I'll be going now. If you'll excuse me.
*With Aipom still on his shoulder, Sam leaves the café.*
Aincrad raises his glass welcome back to the non possessed Yang. I have something I think you and Darkie should see later today. Also good to know that angels smart enough to pursue people who display sins, otherwise we would all be screwed."
naho get over here, i need to protect you

naho: *is a ghost and floats in. get hugged by wolf who can somehow hug ghosts*
*sits next to wolf and naho and smiles at the two*
Y-Yang! You're no longer possessed now, right?
*He sighs, giving Yang a hug*

My number one prority is protecting you. This was part of my deal with Caeser.

*He releases her and turns to Hazel*

Two things. First, don't tempt me with your words. Second, what is it you want to show me?
I am not trusting anyone near Naho from now on. she must be near me 24/7 until this angle rouge is gone *is still hugging ghost naho&

Naho: how are you even hugging me?

I don't know.
You all do weird stuff...
He sighs and looks out towards an empty part of the city with a sad look in his eye. "It's a secret and it only comes out at night. Well most of it. I want to show you two one part of it so I may be able to bargain a deal with the rightful owners if you two cant make it."
Umm OK I guess. I'll see if I can get sanoba to help with her body. Naho, where was the last time you saw him?
...............
naho: ... its in space...
............................
yang are you ok?
Uh, yang...?
....who are you people?
What do you mean, Hazel? Yanh, snap out of it!
OOO: Nope, not fixing it.
*Kage walks back into the cafe.*

Explain the shit I missed in half an hour.
oh god!... you made her forget her memories angle!
"Well fuck. Damned Angel... It was something I thought you two would like to do for Shiza, but now Yangs like this. Go freaking figure." He sighs and tosses his cane down. "Fucken ell."
*she tries to hold back her laughter* ....... *she snickers* Nah, I'm messing with all of ya, I never forgot anything! But jeez, being possessed by an angel is quite the experience, even though it was for a brief moment.
*aims my pistol at myself*
Was it any different from last time?
Eh... Being possessed by a powerful demon like Lilith is like looking at something that looks gross while your lungs are being torn apart from the inside out... Not appealing. And being possessed by an angwlbis like being strapped to a comet for eighty years...
*angel is
...... Excuse me? I'm still very confused, I'd like an explanation.
*Lets out a sgh of relief*

Thank the lord you're okay.
.....I was possessed and it felt bad, Kage.
*puts away my pistol*
Oh. Well then, that's nothing important.
*he enters, looking around* ...not much has changed since I left the vessel...
*she looks at Castiel* Oh, uhhh... Were you the one who possessed me earlier?
*Mona comes out of a portal on the ceiling and lands flat on his face*
Uh-ahhhh!
..... Fuck no.

*Kage slowly backs out of the cafe.*
Aincrad picks up his cane and tips his hat. "I'll be off then as I suddenly gained the power of invisibility, I plan on using it to the fullest." Grumbling something, he bows slightly and exits.
*looks at Yang, nods* Yes, Yang. You must feel uneasy. Let me tell you that it's okay, and what you felt when you were in my control was normal. *extends his hand towards Yang for a handshake*
*Rom looks at the device Bona gave him, and back at the computer, looking down to avoid eye contact*
*is still hugging naho*
*she hesitantly shakes Cas's hand* Nice to meet you, Castiel..
*Mona shouts sarcastically*
Well thanks, everyone, I am okay!
*Mona says as he gets back up. loud cracking can be heard*
*Holds one of his guns ueasily*

Even look at her funny and I'll blow your fucking head off. Are weclear?
*uneasily, we clear
Oh. Why is he in space though?
*he looks at Satan, tilting his head* How much does this woman mean for you to threaten me, Lucifer?
*Performs some acrobatics and jumps off walls and stuff to get to Bona04. He stands on the back of his neck and puts his sword around his neck*
Hey, everyone, look, i'm gonna kill this kid! (As if anyone will even notice...)
She means a lot to me, bastard. More than you could understand.

OOC: It's not like anyone will stop you, Mona.
*teleports away*
Haha, no.
*Falls to the ground*
At least he noticed me!
*Tries to get himself up, but he fell on his arm so it's to weak to support himself so he just lies there*
Ow!
*punches mona*
I see.. Then do not fret, Lucifer. I mean no ill will to this woman.
Grr!
*Mona is pushed back by the force*
The hell was that for!?
*she smiles at Satan* I'm glad you care about me, Lucifer~!
Okaaaay then... *grabs Mona by the head and plops him back up*
Thank you!... stranger? Wait, everyone here is a stranger!? Jesus fucking christ, how do I not know the people in my own home? Ugh, I really gotta stop taking so many naps.
you trying to kill bona... *is still hugging naho*

naho: i still cant believe that your hugging me, and im a ghost
Oh, almost forgot about that. A clone is being sent to space right now.
...and yet, the most of a response I can get is him teleporting away and you punching me? Who can even teleport anyways? Is he some kind of demon?
You better not mean her harm, asshole. I'd rather not ruin that pretty face of yours by replacing it witb a gaping hole in your head...

*He says, playing around with one of his shotguns*
I must get going... I need to find Gabriel. Farewell. *in a flutter of wings, Cas is gone...*
*with

Just once I'd like to make a post without a grammatical error.
Nah, he's just like that, err... Morgana, was it?
I'm not a demon, I just have telepathic abilities.
A... what? Whatever. Not important. I'm just gonna go to the hospital to get this wound checked out.
Oh. Anyways... *she pulls out a weird gadget* I've been working on this!

https://pm1.narvii.com/6131/d6caf64f9f7a2856180553dc13ef68004b7a7c3d_hq.jpg
*exits*
What is it?
I recognize this! *Pulls out his notebook with a sketch of the same scythe* I knew I've seen this before!
*she smirks, transforming it into a scythe*
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/WQbc7VqgYNk/maxresdefault.jpg

A fully-automatic, high-impact sniper scythe!
Oh, isn't that the crescent rose? Like the one ruby uses?
It's my sister's design. She calls it "The Crescent Rose". So yes, Bona. Yes it is.
The hell is that? Actually, forget it. Tell me some other time.

*Satan walks over to Yang and gives her a hug*

I am your guardian, and I would protect you with my life. Don't ever forget that.

*He walks away and stands in the doorway, giving Yang a smile before he leaves*
Bye Lucifer.
*she waves to Lucifer* See ya, Luci!!
Bye, Lucifer.
*Goes back to his laptop*
Well anyways...
How bout some karaoke?
..... I guess not.
*she returns the Crescent Rose to its compact form* When we release Shiza from Abbadon's control, I'm planning on giving this to him. And sure, I'm up for some Karaoke!
Oh, OK then! I'll go first!
*kappa appears and turns into a female bona, and a female Bona clone appears as well. They all start singing*

Ooc: Bona sings sans' part, kappa sings frisks part, clona (bona clone) sings charms part.
Ooc: charas not charms lol
*finishes singing*
All 3: So? How'd we do?
*Claps* pretty good! Also, why are you a girl?
You did great! Now, my turn!
OOC: I would join in once more, but this POS doesn't copy-paste.
*kappa turns back into his regular form and the bona clone dissapears*
*she finishes singing* So, how was it?
It was really good!
Rom, do you wanna go?
To be honest, I cannot sing if my life depended on it... I can play the piano though.
....I know like two songs on the piano and one song on the violin...
OK, me and kapps will go again then!
*suddenly Bona is in a sans coslpay and kappa is in a papyrus cosplay and they start singing*
*finishes singing*
So? How was it?
I don't know whether I should laugh, or clap, but either way, I enjoyed it...
Y'know, something like this takes a lot of backbone to pull off...
*the t.v. flickers to a channel of Spectre with two people on a stage infront of a crowd of fans and he and the other two starts singing*



OOC: Ignore the 4:46 mark
*fingerguns at rom* eyyyyyyyy
Pfft, nice one Rom. And it was pretty good, Bona.
...is that spec on TV?
*upon the group finishes singing, the crowd cheers and claps for them*
....that was pretty sweet.
Anyways, yang, you're up.
Pretty cool...
Okay, here goes.
*still on the stage with the raving*

Now then. Who want's to see some chaotic explosions while I rap?

*the fans cheered yes and while smiling he and friends Ruin and Firebreak prep for another song*

*she finishes singing*
That was really great!
Alright, don't blame me if you turn edgy, but this next song is just that!
*bona starts levitating with a creepy smile before singing*
*she smiles* Thanks, Bona. *she gets up from her booth* I have to go. See you guys later! *she leaves LeBlanc*
See ya! Bona, that is something I would have not expected from you!
*upon him finishing rapping he, Ruin and Firebreak are covered in purple smoke*

Spectre: Is this part of the act or something?!

Ruin: I don't know! This isn't part of the show!

Firebreak: Clear it out!

*the trio vanishes along with the smoke leading the t.v. to go into static*
Y'know, I may wanna actually try something...
OOC: Y'all are cringy, just letting you know, lmao.
OOC: Believe me, we know that full well
*finishes singing*
Ooc: I get that alot
*yawns* Well, I'm heading out. Goin to bed. Night rom!
Same here. Night!
*enter and sit down on a booth*
*Enters and sits down at a booth*
Hey wolf. Hey rom.
Hey Bona... So, I've been thinking, where did you get your Pokemon?
Just in areas with alot of grass.
hmmm... I see... *Rom seems to be in intense thought, almost as if he's fighting something*
naho; *is a ghost and comes out of wolf's backpack* wolf are you really going to do that. every time we go somewhere

yes
OOC: If that were Naby that would have been a perfect "NABY GET IN THE BAG" Joke
naho: *goses back into the bag*

naby: *enters and is still a ghost**
naby; *waves before wolf grab naby and put him in the bag*
OK. So I found sanoba in space.
ok...

*kinda doses not care since both naho and naby are safe*
*sits down*
*wastes space*
i need some coffee
*he and a clone of him walks in*

Normal Hunter: *yawn* where is 9S and 2B?
Hey hunt. I don't know.
*his android replica takes out a chart and takes alook*

YoRHa Hunter: picking up Black box signals... but maybe it is coming frome me or another YoRHa unit.
What's with the clone?
OOC: I'm back guys

"He walks in"

Hi guys!
*Enters the cafe as always* Hello.
*takes out my pistol and looks at it*
Why are you bringing a gun into a cafe?
i always got to be ready for anything
Let me guess, your girlfriend wants to kill you...
what, no. i have no girlfriend...
I wonder why....
ooc: Hey Addalme and welcome back.
*Enters the cafe* Anyone here?
*walk downstairs*

Hey there sir. Want anything?
What do you have in stock?