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PHANSITE IS ASS! PEOPLE ARE OP! PLOTS ARE BROKEN! NABY IS STILL ALIVE! WHAT THE DONKEY FUCK DICK SHIT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! WHAT WOULD YOUR PARENTS SAY?! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! *Downs 7 Rolling Rocks*

Open the Game
<i>You wake up in a dark room. You can't seem to make heads or tails as to how you got there, but that's the least of your worries. After a quick pat down, you'd find all your gear to be absent, save for five tokens in whatever passes for a pocket.</i> &quot;Oh my. You've finally woken up.&quot; <i>A distorted voice booms around the dark room.</i> &quot;It has been some time. I was worried they were too rough with you lot. Well then, let's begin shall we?&quot; <i>The voice dies down as the lights erupt around the room. Around you is a typical warehouse, howevere it is lined from front to back with multiple arcade cabinets. Most notably would be the only pair of lit up cabinets at the back of the room. The leftmost cabinet is adorned with several images of battling machines and has a title that reads, &quot;Gekitotsu Robots&quot;. Whereas the rightmost cabinet has several samurai locked in intense combat, and a title that reads, &quot;Giri Giri Chambara&quot;.</i> &quot;Go on.&quot; <i>The voice beckons.</i> &quot;Open the Game.&quot;
Leblanc XIV: BeanBlood
*AVGN follows Teddie* What's with this bear ass motherfucker being a pretty boy all of a sudden?! Fuck this game! *Leaves while drinking a Rolling Rock and flipping everyone the birds*
Leblanc XIV: BeanBlood
Ah. I was warned you lot wouldn't listen. *He waves them off as he leaves.* You'll wish you listened.
Leblanc XIV: BeanBlood
*Walks in with a a bottle of Rolling Rock and a blunt* What in the love of all that's holy is going on here?!
Leblanc XIV: BeanBlood
OOC: You all need Super Mecha Death Christ. Jesus.
Leblanc XIV: BeanBlood
*He tosses the roach as he finishes* No. I came here to talk about the state of the Nexus and how broken everything is. *He takes another drink* Just figured I'd establish myself as an asshole first.
Leblanc XIV: BeanBlood
OOC: Was busy noming. Back to plot. *He smiles and turns to Teddie* You got it kid. Listen close. *He coughs and prepares to speak* There is a looming darkness over all words...let's call it &quot;Atari&quot; for lack of a real name. Also fuck Atari, but that's beside the point. &quot;Atari&quot; is an omnipresent being that waits for the worlds it watches over to descend into darkness. This darkness grows whenever things break the laws of reality. Time manipulation, reviving the dead, not getting the shits after Chipotle...these are all examples of things that feed the darkness. Once a world is deemed corrupt in the eyes of &quot;Atari&quot;, the being will raze that world from existence. Poof. Nothing you can do to stop it. However, this power that most hold in this world, Persona...might be able to rival &quot;Atari&quot;. The strength of one's will against the darkness they helped foster. We are the only ones who can combat such a threat. So please, I beseech thee, listen to my request and help me save this dying world before it disappears like so many others! *Tears well up in his eyes*
Leblanc XIV: BeanBlood
*Thinks: LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH! EVERYTIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH!*
Leblanc XIV: BeanBlood
*Takes a drag and a sip from his drink, exhaling smoke through his nose.* Wow. You kids need to learn some manners. So sad. Cursing like that...what would your parents say?
Leblanc XIV: BeanBlood
The fuck does that even mean?! And why are you alive? Your parents saved you? Really? *Takes a fat rip off his joint*
Leblanc XIV: BeanBlood
*He sticks a hand out to Teddie* Sounds like a plan. The name is (REDACTED). Ah. Immitating real people....got it. Call me Jeff.

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