A Kenny Statue Sits On A Bench
<i>A prerecorded message plays from the speakers of the Kenny statue, and the mouth starts moving up down in a robotic fashion.</i>
"CAW KIDS IT'S KENNY THE CROW! REMEMBER KIDS, CIGARETTES WERE ONCE RECOMMENDED BY DOCTORS! BUY SOME TODAY AT YOUR LOCAL KENNY STATION!"
<i>The Kenny statue's mouth stops moving and stops leaning into Alex. A new soda appears in it's hand. </i>