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Dark_Oak
New leadership
The worlds people who claim to be your leaders are nothing,Kneel before the metarex! And you will be spared or given a chance to be part of the invincible metarex army But all who oppose will meet there fate!
Pet_Shop
(A falcon flies over the Metarex overlord and does a fly by....pooping on him.) Kyaaaah!! (The falcon flies away.)
Bgammax
*Gamma sighs and begins counting on his fingers* Lets see, there's that kid, Tim, some businessmen, that politician.... You're like, the 6th person or something who's claimed to be our overlord. Its really quite amazing.
Dark_Oak
*The armada opens fire at pet_shop*
Dark_Oak
@Bgammax Unlike those fools i have an armada and an army!
Yuuko
Sorry but I can't kneel for I am already on the floor. *Yuuko raises her empty bottle* Ohoho I guess this was the will of hitsuzen.
Micah
*sigh* Nah Mister "I am Overlord guy", plus I would be useless to you anyways.
Bgammax
A lot of them had armies actually. That much is like, standard I guess. Not sure what an Armada is, but good for you.
Dark_Oak
*I kick micah 2 miles with ease and metarex troopers deploy from my command ship and then patrols everything*
YourBrstFriend
*pops out in the ground* Wow, everyone is trying so hard to take over this place, even though everyone knows I'll take over it.
Dark_Oak
@YourBrstFriend You don't know the might of the metarex!
Micah
*coughs up blood* I g-guess I d-deserve that...Ugh..
YourBrstFriend
The who-the-what now?
Doctor_Eggman
(Eggman walks onto the scene.) Now now, Dark Oak. Being an overlord is one thing but attacking young people like that is crossing a line. If I didn't know any better I'd say you were trying to get Sonic mad. (He wags a finger.) Don't. That is your last warning.
Dark_Oak
Eggman your a fool to confront me after your blunders
Ryoji
*Ryoji dramatically flips his hair as his scarf flaps in the wind* This world will be soon run by Momma Nyx's home brew. *Ryoji flashes a perfect smile* A family company.
Dark_Oak
*The Metarex fleet flies above me and all the trees wither slowly*
Cobra_Commander
Fools! This nation belongs to Cobra!
YourBrstFriend
*pops up next to ryojji* Say, I've heard about this "Nyx". Any way I can work with her?
Dark_Oak
*I walk closer to grab cobra commander by the head and throw him into the ground showing ruthlessness* Your a snake needing to be stepped on!
Cobra_Commander
Re.... treat....
Micah
*Micah tries to remember where they heard that name before, "Dark Oak" but then was reminded by Dr. Eggman* O-Oh wait... I r-remember you now... (I have made a grave mistake, but they need to be taken down quickly...)
Dark_Oak
KNEEL COBRA COMMANDER!
Ryoji
*Ryoji finger guns at Brst* Only way you can work with her is if you accept the insufferable inevitability of death. *Ryoji then shrugs* Or you know just pay for a Netflix subscription.
Nyx_Avatar
[Shrugs.]
Laharl
*Laharl rides a giant meteor towards Dark Oak* Fools! I am destined to become Overlord! I have the most experience and have actually succeeded in being an overlord for 100 years straight!
Ronald_McDonald
I'll take over this place with my Chicken Nugget army.
YourBrstFriend
*notices nyx and has starry eyes* Nyx! I'm a huge fan of your work! I would love to work with you!
Dark_Oak
*the metarex battlefleet open fire on the meteor*
Sabin
*Sabin runs in and sees Laharl's meteor* Finally, my chance to perform the fabled.... Anyways *Sabin leaps into the sky and grabs hold of Laharl's meteor, before suplexing it into the ground*
Ryoji
*Ryoji puts on his sunglasses and cooley glances at Nyx* Hey Momma! Are we taking in another lifey or not?
Laharl
*The meteor breaks into smaller meteorite pieces, which still hit, albeit with less impact.* Tch, not bad. But, you'll need much more than an army to defeat me! Blazing Knuckle! *Laharl ignites his hand and attempts to superman punch Dark_Oak*
Dark_Oak
*I stop the punch with my super strength and it leaves a small dent behind due to my enhanced durability* Stupid brat......
Micah
Oh g-geez, they are dangerous, but I can't stop you with y-your decision after all.... *slowly gets up* Just be careful...
Dietman_Hiro
*Hiro sits at a small table, watching everything unfold while sipping some tea.*
Sabin
*Sabin laughs in triumph* I have done it. My life is complete. Time to add meteors to my list of suplex mastery.
Dark_Oak
*I glare at @Dietman_Hiro and materex troopers walk over to him* Kneel....
Laharl
Damnit! What is this thing!? Let's try something else, Overlord Dimension! *Laharl's body splits into several rectangular fragments of an unknown black substance. He then reforms into a giant sword which goes straight into the sun. suddenly, hundreds of meteors start falling to the ground, like before. The sun then begins crashing down. Falling on Dark Oak, but no one else except him because Overlord Dimension uses a separate realm to attack.*
Dietman_Hiro
I'd prefer not to at the moment... or at all really.
Micah
*Runs clumsily towards @Dark_Oak* Please I beg of you to not hurt the others a-alright?!
Dark_Oak
*I use my sword to break block the attack* KNEEL YOU LITTLE BRAT!
Professor_Oak
*A strange masked professor walks and defeats all of the soldiers with ease, blasting each one with a fiery beam coming from an orange dragon. The man walks up to Dark_Oak* So, we meet again... *The man takes off his mask* BROTHER!
Dark_Oak
*I slowly turn around facing @Professor_Oak grab him and suplex him 3 miles into the ground showing my power*
Sabin
*Sabin looks at Dark Oak with a smile* I see you're a fellow follower of the suplex technique. I'll have you know that I can suplex anything. Care to test me?
Doctor_Eggman
For the love of- would you stop attacking people for no reason?
Momoko
*Near all the chaos... Momoko and Jackie Frost set up a snowcone stand and place a little sign, "Free Snowcones".*
Ohya
I *hic* beg to differ. My city now.
Dark_Oak
@Doctor_Eggman You do the same i believe but You fail to grasp the concept of the situation And @Sabin I will properly test you if suplex the "Good doctor" if you can
Sabin
*Sabin suplexes.... I mean blinks for a few moments* I don't know of any doctors around here, but I guess here we go. *Sabin rushes Dark_Oak in an attempt to grab him by the torso and suplex him, throwing all of their weight onto Dark_Oak's head*
Momoko
*Momo rings a little bell...*
Doctor_Eggman
I've had enough of your insolence! Come Metal Sonic! (With a wave of his arm, a small blue hedgehog robot appears beside him in a flash.) M: CHAOS CONTROL! (In the blink of an eye, Eggman and Metal disappear.)
Dark_Oak
*From the severe punishment i quickly react landing on my feet acrobatically*
Sabin
*Sabin backs up and laughs* Ok, its your turn now. Come on. It wouldn't be fun if I was the only one suplexing.
Momoko
*She continues ringing the bell... she probably won't stop*
Dark_Oak
*I suplex sabin with quick speeds deep into the ground*
Cloud_Strife
[A man falls from the sky and plunges his massive sword into the head of the large creature.] WEAPON? Here? Damn, and here I thought we git rid of them all. [He would lean against his blade as he speaks, before tearing it out of the creature and readying some Materia.]
Kade
*A headphones-wearing teenager looks over at the... chaos in the distance.* What's even going on? ...Demon summoning program activate. Garuda! *A spark of electricity comes out of the strange device he holds, and a humanoid bird creature appears.* Give us a better view, Ko! *"Ko" nods and picks up its master, flying towards Dark Oak*
Dark_Oak
@Cloud_Strife You are mistaken.....*I fall back to my command ship for repairs and metarex soldiers attack cloud*
Momoko
*She stops ringing the bell..... she looks sad now...*
Sabin
*Sabin soon crawls out of the hole and laughs* Good one man. I hope to see you around again some time. *Sabin then walks over to Momoko and pats her on the head* Hey little girl, do you need anything? I'd be glad to help.
Kade
Yo, Ko, mind taking us down there? *Ko nods, gliding down towards Momoko. Kade brushes himself off and walks over to the stand.* What are you doing in a place like this, lil girl?
Momoko
*She looks up and holds out a snowcone.*
Momoko
*Jackie holds out another snowcone.*
Cloud_Strife
[He falls to the ground with style and lands heroically.] A WEAPON that speaks? Damn. Real shame I gotta put an end to you. [He mounts his blade on his back and strikes a pose with arms outstretched towards the incoming army.] THUNDAGA! [From the heavens come a massive bolt of electricity that would proceed to strike all the incoming soldiers.]
Kade
Oh, you're selling snowcones? I'll take one for myself, and one for Ko over here. *He points at the Garuda* How much are they?
Momoko
*She points at the sign at the table. "Free Snowcones". She hold out another one.*
Micah
*Looks in awe and whispers to self* We may have a chance after all.... *grins*
Dark_Oak
*A Metarex battleship opens fire on cloud full power*
Cloud_Strife
EVERYONE GET BACK! THOSE WHO CAN FIGHT, JOIN ME! THOSE WHO CAN'T, SUPPORT US FROM THE BACK LINES! [He shouts to everyone in the area.]
Kade
Ah, alright then. Thanks, little girl! *Kade takes two snowcones, then hands one to Ko. The Garuda stares at it for a moment before biting into it with its beak.*
Micah
*Yells back* I CAN DO HEALING? IS THAT ALRIGHT?
Sabin
*Sabin smiles and gratefully takes the snowcone, reflexively suplexing it. He looks at the ruined cone and laughs* Sorry little girl, old habits die hard I guess.
Kade
*While Ko is suffering from a sudden brain freeze, Kade leans against the stand and licks his snowcone while watching the chaos* ...Do I even want to know? Eh, everyone will die from this anyways, unless they pull something.
Momoko
*She holds out another..... just don't suplex it.*
Dark_Oak
*the entire metarex armada and army attack cloud*
Sabin
*Sabin, trembling, grabs the snowcone and carefully, delicately, lifts it to his mouth and begins eating it. He seems to be fighting his every instinct*
Skeletor
*Rides in on a horse* When I come, you won't regret! SKELETOR will make your panties wet!!! I am the true overlord of the Nexus! You cannot rule which is already mine! I will prove my dominion to the throne!!!
Cloud_Strife
[Cloid is blasted back by the entire armada but with his last breath he mutters a word.] Curaga... [He is coated in green light and stands up tall, spitting oit some blood. He turns to Micah.] Healing would be nice, yes. [Cloud looks back to the army as be begins to glow blue.] Hey WEAPON. What do you know about limits? [He grins as he fights back the forces.]
Micah
*Gave @Cloud_Strife some medicine* Don't die okay?! If you're feeling weak I can be bait!
Cloud_Strife
[He gives Micah a heroic grin.] No worries pal, he's right where I want him!
Dark_Oak
THIS ENDS HERE! *All life begins to wither away and as the mother ship opens fire full force on cloud*
Micah
Oh crap! *Covers for @Cloud_Strife* This super d-dangerous!
Skeletor
HAHA! Fortunately for me I am undead! Skeletor is INVINCIBLE against your hubris!
Sabin
*Sabin looks up to the mothership with glee as he finishes his snowcone* My time has come. To EVER GREATER HEIGHTS *Sabin looks up proudly before suplexing himself, launching himself high enough into the air to reach the mothership..... And Suplexes it*
Dark_Oak
@Skeletor You have no use in the metarex army....*A metarex carrer kicks him into a building*
Micah
*Micah thinks to themselves* (@Dark_Oak is distracted, good time to strike!)
Sabin
*Sabin finally returns to the ground, mothership in hand, and suplexes it into the ground where Dark_Oak is standing* ONE MORE OBJECT FOR THE LIST. GIANT SKYSHIP HERE WE GO
Kade
NICE! Go Suplex Man! *Kade cheers from the safety of the snowcone stand, waving a now-empty cone*
Dark_Oak
*Its a mere hologram of me and the real me is behind sabin and i swing my sword at him* KNEEL BEFORE THE METAREX!
Kade
...or he could do that. Talk about "teleports behind you," not that I'm one to talk. Hope that guy doesn't die. I kinda like him.
Sabin
*Sabin ducks before grabbing Dark Oak's sword and suplexing it* I can suplex anything. ANYTHING.
Skeletor
OW GODDAMNIT FUCK THAT REALLY HURT YOU KNOW WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? I have bruises on my bones you maniac!!! I'm going to check with my nurse but I'll be back! *Rides away*
Akamoto_Shinji
*Walks on the scene* Mechanics? Interesting.
Akamoto_Shinji
OOC: Mechs not mechanics
Cloud_Strife
[His eyes glow a brilliant shade of blue as the beam comes towards him, he puts a hand on Micah's shoulder as he walks forward.] Limits....are meant to be broken! THIS IS THE END! WEAPON! [Cloud takes his sword off of his back as a brilliant blue light eminates off of him, restoring life to the land. He meets the beam with his sword, spinning it like a propeller and pushing back the beam.] Here I come. [He bounds forward with his sword continuing to spin and block the beam, however he is getting visibly battered by the sheer impact he has to deal with. He would then grit his teeth before smiling, wider and wider as he got close to the orgin of the beam.] No more playing around! OMNISLASH VERSION X!! [The blue light around him shines ever brighters as he begins to slice the Metarex mother ship too many times to count, each strike bigger and faster than the last, before he finishes with a colossal blade beam that would take the cuts to the ship and cause them to erupt in a brilliant explosion.] Done. [He does his victory pose and glares at Dark Oak.]
Dark_Oak
*I am in severe battle damage from cloud and get teleported away leaving a bomb large enough to kill everyone behind in the form of the Meterax battleships*
Akamoto_Shinji
....... Epic. Flashy. Everything a final attack should be.... Impressive.
Micah
*Micah watches in awe* W-Woah...
Akamoto_Shinji
Hey Micah.
Dark_Oak
*The battle ships blow up throughout the city as i escape to recover*
Kade
Okay, this is bad. Ganesha! *An elephant appears, standing beside Ko.* Anyone who's too slow can come along with me, I guess. Just grab onto a demon. I normally wouldn't bother, but this is kinda bs. *Ko grabs Kade with a clawed arm*
Micah
Oh hey, I uh, didn't see ya there!
Kade
*And with that, Ko spreads its wings. Once anyone who doesn't want to deal with alien spaceships is ready, they'll leave to who knows where*
Akamoto_Shinji
What? The bomb? Anyone know how to disarm it? *Pulls out a teacup and sips tea*
Sabin
I know how to disarm anything. The same solution as to every problem. *Sabin runs over to the bomb and Suplexes it, flying high into the air before crashing down on it with both of their weights*
Akamoto_Shinji
Yeeeeaaah...... *warps to safety in case the bomb explodes on impact*
Micah
Are you hurt, Sabin!?
Cloud_Strife
[Cloud walks over to the bomb, still glowing.] Finishing Touch. [With a spin, Cloud's blade tosses the bomb into the sky. He gets into a pose and mounts his blade on his back.] FIRAGA! [A blazing inferno would detonate the bomb at a safe height.]
Dark_Oak
*I appear in the form of a hologram damaged* You will not survive the return of the metarex.......NONE OF YOU WILL!
Akamoto_Shinji
I think we just did buddy.
Sabin
*Sabin laughs and looks at Micah* Never fear. I know the proper techniques to suplex anything. I'm practically unharmable as far as martial arts are concerned.
Dark_Oak
I destroyed nohr i killed countless to get here @Akamoto_Shinji You will fall before the metarex*
Akamoto_Shinji
Yeah..... Tatsuya is pretty much the strongest guy in the Nexus, and it took 2 hours to hit me twice. Good luck with that. *sip*
Cloud_Strife
Metarex? Not WEAPON? [He would laugh at the revelation.] You'll still lose.
Sabin
*Sabin laughs boldly* I'll just have to suplex it. Worked against the God of Magic. And a train. Why, I've even added Meteors and giant airships to my list of accomplishments.
Dark_Oak
Look around you fools.....*Trees begin to wither away and grass dies flowers wilt away around and the sky blackens*
Pikadaboi
Pika for prez
Akamoto_Shinji
Hey, what did the flora do to you?
Dark_Oak
It is how the metarex grow stronger.....
Akamoto_Shinji
Welp, poor plants. They were innocent. *sip* Still not gonna help you with me though.
Cloud_Strife
You're causing an imbalance to the lifestream. Enough!
Dark_Oak
This is for the glory of my army @Cloud_Strife
Sabin
*Sabin looks around and begins suplexing trees as they die* NO!! MY TRAINING. YOU MONSTER.
Cloud_Strife
Screw your army!
Akamoto_Shinji
These plants are more important than your army, speaking of which, can I start dismantling that now?
Cloud_Strife
[Cloud nods at the man.] Go wild!
Teddie-Anon
*Teddie runs over while holding a whole crate of beer.* I heard a friend of mine was here.
Akamoto_Shinji
Well, I mean, these things have an order to them. I'm just waiting for the boss's permission.
Akamoto_Shinji
Oh hey, it's the journal guy.
Teddie-Anon
That journal was full of wisdom, like "You go to hell before you die.".
Micah
Dark_Oak isn't lying, he definitely killed countless innocent people before. He and his army also killed an entire civilization also. It's scary, but you guys were able to defeat him, for now!
Teddie-Anon
Which is the entire script of a Captain Lou Albano anti-drug advertisement.
Akamoto_Shinji
Right....... that's probably still lying on the floor over there. Killing innocent people isn't very threatening, it's how many people who fought back that you've killed that's threatening.
Dark_Oak
Your lifes mean nothing! THE METAREX ARE SUPREME!
Micah
That's not true at all, @Dark_Oak!
Akamoto_Shinji
Empty threats Robo-man.
Cloud_Strife
I've beaten things bigger and badder than you. [He flashes a grin.] Who knows, I might break a sweat this time!
Dark_Oak
*The entire metarex army attacks in full swing at cloud*
Akamoto_Shinji
Welp, they're attacking. *Fires a massive lightning bolt at the army* Only natural we return in kind.
Sabin
*Sabin laughs and looks at the army* Well well, I'll just have to take them all down. ONe throw at a time. *Sabin begins running up to metarexes, grabbing their torso and leaping high into the air to suplex them down*
Micah
*Looks at the army and looks back* Hmm, I try helping with fighting as well!
Dark_Oak
*They keep coming and attacking*
Akamoto_Shinji
*Warps away from all the attacks and begins using the darkness against them, causing the shadows to systematically crush them*
Sabin
*Sabin seems to be in rough shape.... After a little bit, he looks down and smiles* Can't believe I've never thought of this before. My master's greatest technique. *Sabin bends down, hugs the ground, and then Suplexes the planet......... Nothing really happens, except a bit of a whoosh. Maybe a dizzy feeling*
Cloud_Strife
(Cloud is busy with life at the moment...but imagine he is holding his own.)