And I'm running for, not taking over. Because I'm sane, and rational, and *hic* responsible.

On the one hand, you're drunk. And that's probably not the best condition to be ruling in. On the other hand, you're drunk. And that's probably the most normal thing I've seen here. I have no objections your honor.

You've got my vote.

Vote me the much better wine mom for the next Nexus elections. I will bring back all the local parks we lost to that one fire ... *Yuuko thinks for a sec* Oh and give everyone a free wish or two. *Yuuko quickly flips through a bunch of signs* Terms and conditions may very ... See the doctor if you are feeling drowsiness or hypothermia ... An eternal felling of dread may also plague you ...

If you vote for me I won't kill you. So vote or die.

OHYA SHEIK TIER POLITICIAN INTELLIGENT JEW

There you have it. To prove my point, competition arose and tried to buy wishes with threats and wishes. I'm the obvious choice. End the constant assault of the supernatural today.

She does hold a valid point.

Is memorization a key part of your polocies?

Um drunk lady what if I am supernatural too? *She tilts her head at the woman) I'm not assaulting anyone sure... But I really don't think all this magic is that bad. (the girl looks down at a gem on her hand and frowns) I'm kinda worried about. "Ending the constant assualt of the supernatural" I mean without that where will I get any grief seeds?

I say we let Cobra take over! Yeah me too!

I'm all for blindly following obviously evil orginization!

Naah i need Shido to win that election

Anything is better than Rufus to be fair.

*Ohya attempts to pat Homura's head, the stench of beer is obvious.* Don't worry strange triplets, *hic*. As long as you're not causing any major problems. I am referring to those who loudly and violently go about their strange businesses. Those who have made Gods and explosions the new "normal". I ain't gonna put an end to it, but we all need to get a break a bit.

Excuse me, drunk woman, can we still kill said people who bring about these Gods?

* Akechi is little annoyed by the fact that Ohya didn't pay any attention to him and says* Ahem, excuse me but i don't think it would be wise to try to cross Shido, from what i've heard people who did tend to disappear.

[The blonde man would turn to Akechi with a glare, his blue eyes filled with a silent rage.] That sounded like a threat more than a warning. So I'd suggest you apologize to the lady, and leave your personal political agenda at home, okay?

*is just here*

*Ohya is finishing another bottle of beer* *Burp* Sorry, some annoying pretty boy say something? Ah, yes. If people continue summoning horrible things to disrupt the peace, we'll look into some kind of supernatural task force. It's dangerous to let civilians handle this, human or not. Also, to the annoying pretty boy, can you please say that louder so some bored teenagers would the power to change someone for the better can overhear you?

* he kind of ignores cloud's threat and stands there, ready to leave * I don't really want to be heard by them, just for things to go the way i've planned them and nothing will stop me from reaching my goal.

[The man would scoff at Akechi.] Heh. You can try, but wow you sound evil. Like, this sounds like something President Rufus would've said...heck, even Sephiroth. [He flashes Beer Mom a heroic grin.] I'd be more than happy to assist this Supernatural Task Force. I'm not just a pretty face after all, unlike short stuff over there.

*just watches while putting away my buster sword*

* he gives a confused and then neutral look to Cloud, then he reaches for his suitcase ( the silver one with a big A on the side) * Just pretty face huh? We may shall see about that but not here. We may meet again someday and there you will see what i'm capable of after all, i'm also an ace detective. * he then walks away thinking about what to do next *

[Turns to naby, noticing the blade. Cloud would breathe in deeply and clap his hands together before exhaling heavily.] Boy. [He studies the sword and looks at naby curiously.] Why do you have a Buster Sword. This blade is bomafide one of a kind.

sanoba made a perfect copy of it.

*the drunk Ohya has fallen asleep behind her podium, everyone was seemingly unaware she was facing a blank wall and not the crowd the entire press conference*

[Clearly irritated he snaps at the young person.] How? This blade belonged to Zack Fair! I don't know who Sanoba is but how did they replicate Zack's sword?!

*Bonafide fuck.

well sanoba, my friend. hes a robot that can create alo made it t of things. so he just made it

That...did not answer my question. Not even remotely. [He shakes his head and leaves the area with a wave.] If we ever cross blades, I'll show you how fake that sword is. [He disappears into the horizon.]

*sighs and teleports away*

*claps* Wow, a speech where no one was attacked or anything. It's practically a miracle.