( You can't tell me what is and isn't canon )

(Bitch I can tell you what's canon and what isn't and you're gonna like it.)

*walks in* Pay your taxes, faggots!

An old man with a confident smirk on his face walks through the door, the aura of power surrounding this man is so huge the average person would likely keel over on the spot from being around him, he's fairly sure nobody here should have such issues. "Well then this is a rather interesting place isn't it? That odd device... I do believe that here people should be able to give me a good challenge for once."

[Sento Kiryu arrives outside of the GYM on his motorcycle. He hops off the bike after tapping a button on a screen by the handlebars, causing the motorcycle to transform back into a hefty looking cellphone. Sento would bend down to grab the phone before walking into the building.* This is where those strange readings were coming from. I can't wait to find the source of this power! *With a twang, a tuft of hair sticks up in the back of his head as he ponders the uses of such power. He'd come back to Earth upon feeling something inside of him awaken.* Hm? I could've sworn...there is something off in this place. *He'd shake off the feeling upon seeing the man with a large nose. He'd jog over and put a hand on the man's shoulder.* Hey! It's dangerous here! You should probably get to safety!

*A man in a doctor's coat walks into the vicinity, holding a stethoscope, staring at a hologram the stethoscope is projecting as he uses it to scan the building, stepping into it he swings the device over his shoulders This place is different from last time...

"Ah Sento Kiryu? Or perhaps I should say Kamen Rider Build? Your concern is most hearting young man, yet you'll find I'm in no danger from that place... Ah where have my manners gone? My name is Igor, master of the Velvet Room, you might call me a guide and mentor of heros such as yourself, in a different world that is." Igor chuckles and grins at Sento, clearly delighting in getting to show his knowledge off for a change rather than the getting the same guests again and again.

*Lowe shoots up, awake after a long-ish sleep. He groggily rubs his eyes, and picks up a small piece of paper that was left on the table. Something about taxes, and the list is very long. He shrugs, and crumples it into a little ball. He tosses it at the ceiling, and it bounces right into a trash can.* Nice! *he says out loud, snapping his fingers.*

[Sento is visibly caught off guard as he steps back from the man whilst raising an eyebrow.] Eh?! Y-You know who I am? [He steadies himself and smiles.] Well if you assist those who would be heroes, then you're good in my books. I guess you'll be fine if you stick around then! [Sento's smile turns into a grin as he turns to Brave.] A doctor? Here? [Startled by the sudden exclamation from the man, Sento would turn to face Lowe.] Now how did I miss him?

"Ahh Lowe Comotive, I see you return from slumber... Normally if you were seeing myself I'd say welcome to the Velvet Room, but this is still just GYM. At any rate I am Igor. Master of said Room and delighted to meet you. Yourself as well Kamen Rider Brave, or Hiiro Kagami? Either way it's a pleasure to meet such fine people as yourselves." The man glances around GYM, wondering if perhaps anyone here would be interested in a test of wills and strength. "At any rate, I've come to sharpen my skills in battle once more... For some reason I sadly feel as though it will be needed shortly, anyone care to see how they fare against me? I might look frail but trust me, the powers I command are quite impressive." He raises a smirk and an eyebrow at everyone in the room, clearly intrigued by the whole group.

*Brave then takes a look at Build, keeping his deadpan expression as he approaches and offers a handshake, not offering a smile however as he begins his introduction Yes I am a doctor, the best doctor if you would. My name is ABraved-cough cough- please excuse me, its Brave, I heard that you were a Kamen Rider? I've never heard of another one, must've slipped past... *Brave then takes a look at the long nosed man, watching him, somewhat ticked off Brave will do just fine. I'd prefer if you didn't call me by my full name, or you may end up on the wrong end of my scapel.

[Sento would take the Brave's hand and shake it firmly.] Yes. I'm Kamen Rider Build! I don't think I've heard about you either so I'm not too hurt that you don't know me! [The mention of a battle piqued Sento's interest and he turns to Igor, however he turns back to Brave.] Bit sinister for a Kamen Rider, aren't you?

Jeez, had to say the last name, eh? I got made fun of for that back home, y'know. Anyway, you're Igor, huh? I heard a bit about you from the guy in red, mostly that you aren't an enemy. *Lowe looks at the two Kamen Riders that are inside the building as well.* ...and I don't think I've met you two yet. Nice to meet'cha. Mind if I ask what a Kamen Rider is, exactly? I've heard the term thrown around, but still have no idea what it means.

[Sento sheepishly rubs the back of his head.] I'm still new to the whole gig, but I fight to protect people and help others because it makes me smile! I want to protect the happiness of others because that, in turn, makes me happy. [He scratches his cheek shyly.] Brave seems to be a bit more experienced, perhaps his explanation would be better!

The man looks over at Brave, obviously stunned by his threat. "I see then young man... Prepare yourself to see why Rulers of Power dare not face my might." Igor calmly pulls a book from... Nowhere actually, turning to a page depicting a rather deadly looking beast labeled. "Grendel". "From the sea of their souls I summon thee!" The monster stands tall, glaring at Brave with red eyes and a sharp fanged grin as it curls it's claws ready to spring. "If you wish to do battle against my Personas I'm more than happy to oblige you, but I must say you're quite hostile for a hero aren't you? The Wildcards wouldn't be so quick to threaten... What has mankind come to?"

*Brave then snaps back to Build, speaking once again without emotion, surprised he has not heard of Brave before Perhaps you have come from a different universe? I think we would of heard of each other, especially if we are both supposedly famous like m- *Brave then stops himself to speak to Lowe, pulling out a blue device and a bulky green object To put it simply Kamen Riders are people who have undergone surgery to use these devices called gashats, by combining them with this green object called a Gamer Driver we can transform into Riders to fight a virus known as the "Bugster"

*The persona spawns in front of Brave as he blinks at it, speaking in an annoyed tone As much as I would like to show you how wrong you are I've come here for one reason and only one reason, to investigate the strange atmosphere here, now that it is done I would rather not waste anymore energy, I shall simply watch, and maybe enjoy some cake.

So...you're like sen- *Lowe's most likely fourth wall-breaking sentence is cut off by the appearance of a giant monster.* Yeah, okay. Calm it down over there, mister...Actually. I'll be up to throw down if you are, Igor. I'm interested to see what this machine did to me, so let's play!

*A beautiful man enters the place with a steady strut.* Heyo beautiful people. What are ya dancing to?

"Understandable, have a nice day. Hiiro Kagami." The man smirks at him as Grendel vanishes from sight, Igor turning back to far more likeable Lowe and Sento. "At any rate do you two care to see me in action? If not I'd also be willing to lend some of my other talents, if you care for it I know a thing or about the future... I probably shouldn't be handing out readings but oh well, it's not as though the Nexus follows the rules, so why should the Velvet Room?" He shurgs and walks out to a sparing ring, absently flipping the pages of his compendium as he moves. After hearing Lowe's statement the man grind and lands on the page of "Izanagi-No-Okami" The Persona busting to life in front of him. "I'll let you make the first move young man, should be interesting to see how this creation of my guest can do in my hands."

*Lowe enters the arena as well, turning to Igor and holding his right hand up in the air.* How polite. Alright, let's do this old man! *He grasps the buckle on the band rand rips it off, the usual white light bursting out from the scars and burn marks that line his arm. However, unlike usual it seems to cause no pain for Lowe, as he flexes his arms and smirks.* This is new. Sweet. Let's do this, Cancer Stinger! *Lowe clasps his hands together, causing a subway train to come barreling in from small portals visible on either side of the arena, about to sandwich the unassuming Igor.*

[Sento whistles upon seeing the beast and grabs a large device fromhis pocket. Holding the device to his waist, a belt forms around him and fastens the device. With flair he'd reach both.hands into his pockets and grab a small red and blue bottle.] Alright. It's time for an experiment. [With a grin, Sento would begin shaking the bottles up and down, as if to stir the contents within. Suddenly, from behind the group, many different physics equations bust down the door and begin streaming towards Sento.] Ah. I was worried that might happen! Oh well. [He stops shaking the bottles and twists the lids of both between each hands thumb and index finger, resulting in a satisfying click. He then plops in the red one into the first slot of his belt device.] "RABBIT!" [Then the blue bottle in the second.] "TANK!" "BEST MATCH!" Ha! I've got the best match. Let us begin the experiment! [Sento begins turning the crank on the side of the device and gears begin to whir. From the front of the belt come clear tubes that form a scaffolding of sorts as blie amd red liquid is pumped to two panels, forming parts of a suit. Sento strikes a fighting pose.] "ARE YOU READY?!" Henshin! [He gets out of his first pose and leaves his arms slightly out from his sides as the two parts of the suit rush to him and cover his body.] "MOONSAULT OF STEEL! RABBITTANK! YEAAAAAH!" [He runs his hand along the side of his mask before ending with a flourish of his hand.] The law of victory has been decided!

The Persona darts in front of him, tearing chunks of the building out with it's spear in a blur as Igor calmly, the rather large holes in their paths presumably tossing the trains down to... Whatever is under GYM. "Most impressive young man, and I see you'll be joining us as well Sento? I'll have to use a bit more in that case... Come Pixie!" A small fairy hovers behind him suddenly, though for some reason you get the sense this is one of the most terrible things he can throw at you.

Woah, alright this is new. Usually I wouldn't dare try this, but here goes! Sagittarius Nova! *The trains stop in their descent, rising straight up into the sky, just at the peak of their arc however, they both explode violently. Chunks of the large vehicles rain all over the arena, though the ones that would hit Lowe seem to bounce harmlessly off of him.*

Hah! Let's do this! If we win, I wouldn't mind a few hints about my past Igor! [He puts his left leg back and the coils around it begin to glow red as they compress. As they compress, tubes appear once again from the device on his waist. This time the result is a drill sword, the Build Crusher, which is promptly grabbed by Sento's right hand. At this point he'd leap from standing and close the distance between him and Pixie in a second. He'd strike with his weapon as soon as he got within range.] Hya!

"Tertrakarn!" Suddenly a massive dome of light bursts to life from the Pixie, covering itself and Igor as chunks of train bounce around the room, though by the time the shield drops one does sail towards Igor as he steps to the right simple being grazed on the shoulder with a slight wince. "Most impressive indeed! You might be up there with my guests in fact!" The Pixie grabs Builds sword with one hand, in spite of her size she somehow holds his blade back though not without being cut and sending some damage Igor's way, and just as suddenly as the light appeared Izanagi spins his spear rushing straight for Build in a blur, ice forming on the tip as he stabs for the man's back.

[Build wrestles his sword free just in time to notice the presence behind him.] Eh!? Come on man! Gah! [Build is struck in the back and sent flying across the arena, rolling and collapsing some distance away. He gets back up and quickly cracks his neck and does some stretches.] You don't pull any punches Igor. And neither will I! [Sento quickly changes the form of his weapon by moving the blade to a second slot, making a gun.] Let's plug this into the equation, shall we? [He charges a jump once more and leaps above Igor. In this position he would loose a hail of bullets at Igor and Pixie.]

Aw, you flatter me. Usually I wouldn't be able to use my power after something like that, but... *Lowe snaps his fingers, and both vehicles emerge behind him, barreling toward Igor in a pretty straightforward manner.* Valiant Leo, Duo!

A few of the bullets slam into them before Pixie vanishes to be replaced by a vicious looking witch with long claws, the remaining bullets slamming into her and Igor only to bounce back towards Build. After which Rangda and Izanagi both dart towards one of the trains. The former trying to toss it over by slamming her claws into one side and rushing upwards to the right, Izanagi-No-Okami tossing his spear into the ground in front of the other as he braces it with both hands to try and halt it's progress. "I see that I'll have to take you two more seriously from now on... Perhaps it's almost time for another one?"

*Rangda is successful in her attempt, and the train is sent spinning into the air. Izanagi on the other hand, DOES manage to stop the train after sliding back a few feet, but Lowe clicks his tongue and snaps his fingers once again.* I wouldn't try that! *The train Izanagi stopped then detonates once again, right in his face and sending even more debris flying all over the arena.*

[Build is tossed backwards by the reflected bullets and lands a bit away from Igor, however he just laughs.] And the old man is still holding back? What a variable! [He quickly takes out the two bottles in his belt and grabs two new bottles from the clips on his side. These bottles are a gun metal gray and an off orange hue. The bottles are shaken and the tops are twisted with a click. He slams them in, first orange and then gray.] "HAWK! GATTLING! BEST MATCH! ARE YOU READY?!" [A familiar scene plays out as he turns the crank and strikes a pose.] Henshin! [The suit once again engulfs him, however this time a pair of bright orange wings sprout from his back and the Build Crusher is replaced with a handheld gattling gun.] "RAMPAGE OF THE SKIES! HAWKGATTLING! YEAHHH!" Now then... [He takes to the skies as with a mighty flap of his wings.] ...let's see just what you can do! [Upon seeing the detonation, Build would begin firing a volley of bright orange bullets at Izanagi-no-Okami's back. The bullets turning into small hawks and homing in on their target.]

The debris bounce off Rangda and Igor... Sadly Izanagi doesn't share in the benefits of reflect physical as a chunk slams into his head, the follow up shots from Build easily sending the Persona back to the book, Igor quickly flips through a few pages as Rangda darts at build, dark magic covering her claws as she floats up and attempts to slam them into the man's gun. "Quite the trick I see! It's definitely time to show you more of this book however... Come Thanatos! Asterius!" Igor rapidly lands on two pages bringing out a black figure with a coffin on its back and a skull helmeted beast made from dark ooze, a purple beam of energy shooting towards Lowe from Thanatos. Asterius however seems to flow through the ground and attempts to rush Lowe's side, grabbing at him with it's over sized claws to try and hold the boy in place for Thanatos' beam.

Lowe attempts to jump backwards, but is grabbed and help in place by Asterius.* Shit! Lemme go you over sized cow ASDFGHJKL; *The beam consumes him entirely, and Lowe is sent flying backwards into a wall.* Damn you, that hurt like a bitch. Taurus Cluster! *From countless portals surrounding Igor, railroad spikes fire out as projectiles, all converging on Igor and any other poor sap within roughly a two meter radius.*

[The gun is knocked out of Build's hand as he uses it to block the incoming attack.] Gah! Hey! I need that! [He quickly attempts to deliver a kick to Rangda's head before diving after the weapon. Upon grabbing the weapon, he'd aim at Rangda and begin spinning and orange disc on the weapon.] "TEN, TWENTY, THIRTY, FORTY, FIFTY..." [A sphere begins to form around Rangda. Inside the sphere is a graph with an axis for each dimension; X, Y, and Z. The sphere also works as a barrier, keeping the Persona trapped within.] "SIXTY, SEVENTY, EIGHTY, NINETY...." "ONE HUNDRED FULL BULLETS!" [As he finishes spinning, he lifts off once more and begins firing superpowered bullets into the barrier, all of which become hawks and home in on Rangda. After loosing a hundred shots, Build would strike a pose and the sphere would blow up with all the contained energy.] Talk about a witch hunt!

Thanatos darts in front of the spikes, drawing the coffin from it's back to serve as a shield. In spite of that a few spikes spam into to Persona's hands causing it to roar in pain as the coffin is stuck it it. "The good news for you is Thanatos can't do quite as much anymore! The bed news being those swords don't take hands!" Thanatos glares at the boy and rushes forward, slamming the coffin down into the ground in front of Lowe as his blades begin dancing through the air in a blur, aiming most of the swipes at Lowe's shoulders, though flies at the boy's chest. Rangda on the other hand is torn to shreds by the hail of bullets and blast wave, Igor winces as he realizes he's about half done by now. Flipping through the pages once more his hands land on "Tsukuyomi". Asterius continues it's attack this time switching out to Build, darting under the man and pulling it's body up from the ground to smash Build down with s fist. Tsukuyomi however has appeared by this point, lifting it's hand up Igor vanishes and appears on the far side of the ring from Lowe and Build, a small wave of black energy flying from the Persona's blade towards the ground bound Lowe.

[Build is slammed to the ground by the beast's massive fist.] Gah! Alright Mr. Unstoppable Force, time to meet the Immovable Object! [From his position on the ground he quickly pops out his current bottles and grabs and shakes two new bottles, a brown one and a light blue one. Quickly popping them in, brown first and blue second.] "GORILLA! DIAMOND! BEST MATCH! ARE YOU READY!?" [Build quickly turns the crank as the suit pieces appear on the ground with him, a suit to the left and right of him.] Henshin! [The suit converges on him and as soon as he's transformed, he jumps up and punches Asterius with his mighty right arm.] "SHINING DESTROYER! GORILLAMOND! YEAHHHH!"

Son of a- *Lowe interrupts himself by having one of his trains catch him midair, and drop him off a few meters away. He manages to stop most of the slashes, though it doesn't stop a few gashes appearing in his gut and on his right shoulder. he grabs said shoulder, and glances at his now blood-soaked hand.* Gah, that's deep. Alright ya bastard, my turn! Virgo Constrict! *Both of his trust trains begin rotating in circles around Thanatos, enclosing it within a pretty limited area.* Shatter! *Both vehicles then converge on the persona at breakneck speed, with Thanatos being the only thing between them and a head-on collision.*

Asterius slams it's fist back into Build, pushing against the man but slowly being forced up, rather than keep a contest he'll lose going the Persona it's raining right arm fly back as it slams the left straight at Build before vanishing back into the book from Build's strike. Thanatos however totally tosses aside defense... Or it would if Tsukuyomi hadn't just reached out and pulled the Persona into a void, reappearing outside the circle Thanatos then calls up a series of ice chunks, aiming them for Lowe's torso, assuming that some hit they then quickly cover the boy in Frost leaving him frozen for a moment. And yet again another page is opened, this time landing upon "Yoshitsune". The samurai towers above the Humans and draws his blade, projecting a series of slashes across the battle field that rush towards both Build and Lowe. "Hah wonderful! I've not done anything this exciting in quite some time actually!"

*Lowe is frozen in place, and the ice mixed with the the countless slashes seem to finally do the boy in, as he drops to his knees, and eventually his trains vanish. The boy would ordinarily die, but thanks to the non-canon nature of this thread, he'll probably be back next time.*

[Build is tossed back a few meters by the massive punch and caught off guard by the sudden slashes. He is visibly weakened by the attacks as he stares down Igor and his remaining Personas.] Whew! Now this is a tough puzzle to solve, Igor! However... [He takes out another bluish bottle and swaps out the Gorilla bottle for it.] "VACUUM!" [With a quick turn of the crank, the Gorilla portion of build is swapped out for a bluish suit holding a vacuum cleaner in his right hand.] "BUILD UP!" ...I've got the winning formula right here!

"The winning formula hmm? Speaking of those... Perhaps it's time for something else." Suddenly Thanatos vanishes into the book, only to be replaced with yet another beast. This time a towering Eastern dragon looms build, golden scales shimmering as it darts for the man, electricity busting out of it's mouth as the Persona flies straight at the man. Yoshitsune on the other hand only vanishes. Igor deciding to save some energy at this point. Tsukuyomi opts to dash towards Build rather than call up space again, rasing the blade above his head and slamming it into the ground near build, spikes of darkness shoot up from the floor trying to pin the man in for Kohryu.

I've calculated for all the factors! And it's about time I finally solve for your X! [Build puts forth his vacuum and begins sucking up all of yhe energy being launched at him. The energy begins flowing into a container on his right shoulder. However, the lightning proved to be too plentiful, so some of the dark spikes pierce Build and toss him back and to the ground.] Gah...whew....haa....alrig-alright! Let's finish this! [Build struggles to stand but finally does after a moment. He'd then raise his vacuum above his head as he lets out all the magic he absorbed into a vortex of lightning and darkness. As soon as the energy is released, he'd grab the Gorilla bottle and replace the Vacuum bottle with it.] "GORILLA! BUILD UP!" [Build would then punch his fists together before putting his right arm on the crank and his left hand up into the vortex.] Here comes my final solution! [He'd crank the handle a few times as the vortex of energy turns into large chunks of diamond. He'd move his left arm to the front of him, commanding the vortex of diamond to remain before him as he pulls back his right arm.] "VOLTECH FINISH!" [Build looses the massive punch, sending diamonds at everyone in front of him with amazing amounts of force. Most of the blast hitting the charging dragon. However, his wounds are still present and he's forced to take a knee.]

The dragon vanishes from sight as Igor too struggles to stay standing, hus breathing is clearly taking heavy effort at this point but he's got one final attack left before this becomes a matter that could kill him. Tsukuyomi glows with a black light as a wave of red energy bursts from it's sword in an X shape, rushing across the ground and likely slamming into Build for one final attack... He's certainly done if this doesn't do the trick tho.

[Build stands and meets the attack head on with his right fist, however this does little more than delay the inevitable. Build is tossed backwards due to his injuries and is knocked out of his transformation, sprawled out on the ground.] Looks like....me and that man...weren't a best match... [With that his consciousness would fade as he passes out.]

*With its roleplayer having a lunch period to do this, Rayquaza bursts into the GYM.* Kraaaaa!

*A young man walks into the GYM, following the dragon* Wait!!!! Come back!!!! I think you would be perfect for my training.

Kraa? *Rayquaza nods to itself.* Qua. KIRYARARAH!!! *Because of the strange energy, Rayquaza is surrounded by a strange light, which changes its form. A strange air current flows through the area.* RAAAH!

Alright!!!! We'll begins with something simple. *Sabin drops into a lower fighting stance and holds his hands off to the side and behind him* I hope I remember this one. Chi Blast. *Sabin thrusts his palms towards the Rayquaza and unleashes a laser of holy energy*

*Rayquaza roars in pain, weak to what equates to a Fairy-type attack. It lets out a low growl.* Qua zaaaa! *It loops around in a figure eight motion in the air. A purple aura surrounds its body, the Dragon Dance increasing its speed and strength.*

Alright!!!! Now for my master's second greatest Technique. *Sabin clasps his hands together and takes a deep breath, before looking at the Rayquaza* Phantom Rush. *Sabin runs over to Rayquaza, and for a few moments there seems to be 4 of him. The Sabins dash around and attempt to Pummel the Rayquaza from all sides before merging back into one*

*Rayquaza resists the blows, curving its serpentine body to mitigate some of the damage.* RAAAH! *With Extreme Speed, Rayquaza breaks through the Sabins with increased force and a speed that makes it almost invisible. It soars into the air and forms purple energy in its mouth.*

*Sabin is knocked aside by the blow, and badly bruised, but takes the chance to grasp Rayquaza's tail* Now I've got you!!!! Just like Duncan taught. *Sabin holds firmly to Rayquaza's tail and performs a Suplex on the dragon to drive it into the ground* His mastered technique!!!! The way to Suplex a Dragon!!!!

(Hey, he did end up suplexing a dragon. Good on you, Sabin.)

(ITS STILL NOT A TRAIN)

OOC: list of things suplexed so far 1. A mech 2. A dragon? 3. A train (Kefka summoned it) 4. A missile 5. (Mentioned) A god

(Yeah, still not a train. Still disappointed, but I admit he's a man of his word.)

*Mega Rayquaza, dragon god of the sky, is slammed into the ground by a mere human's suplex. However, there is one benefit to being a dragon...* Kraa... RAYQA! *It coils its long body around Sabin, who is still holding onto it, creating a tight circle. The purple energy re-forms and is sent out as a purple beam towards the "trapped target"*

(suplex boi best boi)

*Sabin is surprised Rayquaza could withstand the mighty suplex, and is struck full force, leaving him badly hurt* T... There's only one more thing to try. Soul Spiral... Whatevef that does *Sabin focuses all his energy and unleashes it in a giant wave...... Of healing energy. Rayquaza is fully healed while Sabin falls to the ground unconscious*

Qua? *Mega Rayquaza pokes Sabin's body with a claw.* Kraa. *It picks him up in its talons and flies him over to a bench to rest.*

*Drops the sun on GYM*

*Rayquaza effing nukes the sun with its weather control powers and flies off to eat meteors or something*

*Laharl puts lead in the meteors and Rayquaza gets lead poisoning*

*Bumpity bump for those who want to use this*

*a was buzzes annoyingly around the GYM, no one'a sure when it got there, but te Wasp seems angry*

(A young man with hair so ridiculous he must be from a card game anime walks into the GYM, he smiles and looks around) It’s been a while since I’ve been able to duel. I hope there are some strong competitors.... Though, of course, I think I’m the only one using cards... (Quattto shrugs and takes a seat) Oh well, new place, new rules I suppose.

Did someone say CARDS? *A cat in a hard hat bursts through the door. He feels a surge of power from the non-canon thingamabob.* Does that mean we can duel here?

(Quattro looks down at the cat and bursts out laughing) I... I can’t believe it. That looks oddly like a... Wait.... No, you ARE a Duel Monster Aren’t you. (Quattro wipes away a tear from his eye and sighs) Oh man, I love this place. Very well, I can Duel you. (A Disk with COMP attachments comes out of Quattro’s left bracelet as he takes a low stance) I’ll do you the service of passing the first move, if you don’t mind.

Yay! Now... I can feel the energy! *Rescue Cat taps the orange gem of his strange kitty glove, then blows his whistle. Two cards fly out, and fuse into a large, three-headed wolf.* Blue Sirius should do for my turn! You can go! Oh, almost forgot to set something. *A face-down card appears next to them.*

(Quattro claps and laughs) Good, good, you’re doing very well. Starting off with a strong synchro like that. You very well could win this. (A purple crest glows over Quattro’s left eyes as he draws a card) I’ll simply have to play defensively. I’ll summon Gimmick Puppet Princess, and lay two more cards facedown (What seems to be a child’s porcelain doll emerges from the COMP attachments, it stands there, looking around thoughtlessly.) And with that, I’ll end my turn.

[A Divine Being teleports into the building, levitating above the ground. Multiple beer bottles levitate around her. The Mysterious being grabs one of the bottles and chugs the contents, before burping and laughing at those present.] Hmph. Child's play. I hope you mere mortals can entertain me with such a pathetic display.

My turn~ *He draws a card from nowhere, using his strange glove.* I'll summon the Constellars Leonis and Sheratan, since I can summon two Constellars per turn with their effect! Now, XYZ into... Number 17: Levaithan Dragon! *A massive dragon appears in a burst of orange light, lashing its tail.* With discarding an XYZ material, I increase its attack to 2500! Now, Blue Sirius to defense, and Dragon will hit your monster!

(The doll never stood a chance, being absolutely shattered by the charging dragon. Its insides seem to be filled with strings, leaving quite a mess around Leviathan Dragon. No matter how hard it tries, some strings remain attached, though they do not hinder its movement) Very good, very good. Is that all you have? (Quattro claps for the cat and remains standing)

Uh... I guess that's it for my turn! *Rescue Cat nods. Leviathan Dragon growls in annoyance at its new decorations.*

OOC: oh, and by the way, I wasn’t planning on using actual Yugioh rules, figured that was worth mentioning.

ooc: Noted... Although it's kinda is Rescue Cat's nature to stick to rules, regardless of the situation. Because even actual fights are duels to him.

(Quattro sighs and draws another card) I’ll admit, I was surprised to see a Number monster. Especially one in the hands of a cat. (Quattro smirks and begins giggling) Oh well, I’ll simply have to relieve you of it. I summon Gimmick Puppet, Egg-Head. (An orange, egg-shaped Puppet emerges from the COMP shortly after Quattro slaps it’s card on his disk) Oh yes, and Magnet Doll is here to follow him. (Another Mannequin, this one seemingly made entirely of rods and balls emerge and stands near Egg-Head) Now then, with Egg-Head’s ability to bump up to rank 8, I’ll build the Overlay Network. (The two Puppets turn into black orbs and merge near the ceiling. The merging point pulses for a moment, until a new figure emerges. This figure is an enormous mannequin, attached to some sort of holding device. The figure opens its eyes to stare at its opponents) Number 15: Gimmick Puppet, Giant Grinder. Now is where the fun really begins.

Oooh, so big! It's really creepy! *Rescue Cat's eyes gleam excitedly, like a little kid seeing someone from a comic book.*

(Quattro gestures dramatically towards the figure) And now, number 15, it’s time to end this match. We’ll start by crushing that precious Number of theirs. (The strings attached to Leviathan Dragon pull taut, as 15’s chest opens to reveal several grindstones. More strings emerge from 15’s chest and attach themselves to those on Leviathan Dragon) You’re all just Puppets, dancing along the strings of fate. Now then, 15, Grind Leviathan Dragon to Dust. (A few gears can be heard shifting inside the Puppet before the dragon is swiftly dragged by the strings, trying to force it into 15’s chest and destroy it) Oh, but my service is far from over of course. OOC: reason I mention is so you don’t feel the need to wait for an official turn before responding to an action is all. Oh, and I need to drive now so my next reply might take a while.

ooc: Noted! ...And back now, after driving home myself. ic: Aw, darn! Break out of it! *The Dragon screeches and pushes its wings against the Puppet's body, but is inevitably dragged in and crushed.* Well, you tried. Lessee... Nope, not acting yet. Gonna wait on my end!

(Quattro begins chuckling as a cannon emerges from the puppet’s chest) Oh, but that’s not all. Fifteen has a present for you too. Number Fifteen, Fate Cannon. (The cannon glows with a blue light, before sending a blast of high-pressure water directly at RescueCat) This, is my fan service, just for you. I hope you’re ready.

AUDWTYSRUDRUH WATER *Rescue Cat attempts to hide behind Blue Sirius, who looks very annoyed with the incoming water blasts. Of course, the poor kitten gets soaked in the end.*

(Quattro chuckles and shakes his head) I almost forgot about that wolf of yours. He’s next. Number 15, Grind it to Dust. (Once again strings reach out from within 15’s chest and lash out towards Sirius in order to attach and repeat the fate of Leviathan Dragon)

*Blue Sirius roars, and its three heads snap at the strings. Powerful jaws tug on the wires to yank them back.*

(Blue Sirius finds the strings to be unbreakable, and biting down on them simply allows them chance to attach. Giant Grinder is set down, firmly into the ground as it drags Sirius towards it) Really, I doubt any summons stand a chance against Number 15. You should probably just give up now.

Uh... I'm not done yet! This aura feels weird, so maybe I can... *Blue Sirius roars as it is dragged in and inevitably crushed, and Rescue Cat punches the air.* I'm not gonna stop! Set card activate! Call of the Haunted, bringing... myself back I guess. And I'll use my effect to summon monsters to Synchro Summon... Coral Dragon! *A red dragon appears in an orb of orange light, then sends a strong water blast at Number 15, hoping to destroy it with its effect.*

You seem to have forgotten the back end of the crushing. (Once more, a cannon emerges from number 15's chest, it fires a beam of dark energy at the Dragon, though it seems weaker than before. As such, the beam is overpowered by Coral Dragon's blast, and the giant Puppet is struck, seeming to short some) Impressive, so Leviathan was far from your strongest monster then? Very well, I'll take on this challenge. (Giant Grinder seems to fall apart, as two smaller puppets, each of which could be best described as a mangled pile of limbs and torsos emerge from the ruined monster) Gimmick Puppet Nightmare, building the Overlay once more. (The two puppets turn into dark orbs, ascending to the roof and opening a hole in it as a new monster descends. It takes the form of a large, green mannequin with a red Roman Soldier's skirt. A single, mechanical wing emerges from its left shoulder, unfurling into mettalic, white feathers and a "40" brand upon it. Its chest splits into two, revealing a series of strings inside as the puppet draws forth a large sword, with a triangle cut-out in the middle) Now then, bring forth Number 40: Gimmick Puppet, Heaven's Strings.

Whoa... Even bigger than before... *Rescue Cat stares in awe. Coral Dragon snarls, telling its master to focus.* Oh, right. I'll just summon Blade Rabbit! *A small bunny appears. It gnaws on its small knife as Coral Dragon roars at the Gimmick Puppet, gathering water in its jaws.*

(Heaven's Strings regards the monsters and brings its sword over to the strings inside its chest, drawing it across them and playing them as though they were from a violin, a sweet, heavenly tune drifts out of the being) No worries, simply listen, and be swain by your inevitable fates. (As the Puppet plays on, strings come out of the hole in the roof, many of them strike into the ground and remain taut, acting as an obstacle course of sorts, while twelve more, four for Coral, four for Blade Rabbit, and four for his opponent, reach out towards the opposing group) And so, play on, Heaven's Tune, the beautiful melody of the end.

Eh? *Rescue Cat squirms in the strings' grasp. Coral Dragon, despite its binds, attempts to blast the Puppet.* *Blade Rabbit leaps back. Due to its small size, only two of the strings grab it.*

(The blast strikes number 40 directly, leaving it soaked and damaged, Quattro begins laughing) Very well, and now, Heaven's Strings. Let us show what we're really like. This game is over, and now the REAL fun begins. Rank-Up Magic, Argent Chaos Force. (A yellow, pentagon-like crest appears over Number 40, and begins to puls as the monster changes from inside. The two halves of its upper body meld together, giving it a full torso, as its color changed from greens and whites to blacks and reds. A second wing briefly emerges from 40's right shoulder, just like the first, before they both begin to morph. The feathers come together and form blades, making both wings resemble claws. Finally, the puppet's sword expands towards the hilt, adding a hand-guard, and an identical blade on the other side. The metamorphosed puppet emerges and closes his right hand, getting a hold of all the attached strings) Now, in your glorious new form. Gimmick Puppet, Hell's Strings, deliver the final blow. Severed Fate. (The monster tugs on the strings, causing his opponents to come flying towards him, at the same time, Hell's Strings divebombs the group, slashing them a few times with his blade as it passes, and cutting straight through the strings in the process)

*walks in*

*Rabbit, cat, and dragon are thrown into the air. As a last-ditch effort, Coral Dragon blasts Rescue Cat with some water, sending him out of the way. The dragon and rabbit are cut to pieces, while Rescue Cat falls to the floor.* I... *He shakes his fur.* Ew, wetter than before! Getitoffgetitoff... *He runs away to dry off.*

(Quattro walks toward the cat for a moment) Wait, no, come back. I need that NUmber...... (Quattro sighs as he inevitably falls behind and closes his disk, causing C40 to fade from existence) Oh well, better luck next time I suppose. I'm sure I'll find them again.

*Sam is seen in the background, removing something from a black box attached to one of the walls* This could come in handy.

*A blue blur is seen entering the GYM*

[Taps Sam on the shoulder. Her mighty presence causes steam to rise from his clothes by her mere touch.] What do you think you're doing, kid?

*Josuke enters the GYM* Hello, are there any other stand users here?

None of your business, that's what. *Sam places the thing he removed from the black box into his cane, before leaning on it*

*With a mighty thunder crash, a figure cloaked in a golden radiance bursts through the ceiling leaving the hole it crashed through completely burned* I... Am... Izanagi! Lvl 1!!!

*Suddenly, a blue beam of light named sonic is thrust towards Izanagi, holding a sword. In the blink of an eye, Izanagi has a severe flesh wound in his chest.* "YOU'RE TOO SLOW!" *Can faintly be heard, although it was too fast to recognize*

*Arsene appears from a red cloud of smoke* Well if it isn't my nemesis, Izanagi.

*Izanagi simply seems unphased by the blue blurs attack.The sword seeming to simply reflect off its golden aura. Instead, it focuses its attention to its arch-rival, Lvl 1 Arsene* Nemesis? Psshh, please! I don't deal with inferiority. Have you seen my shadow kill counter! It's too fast for your eyes.

You might be able to fight well against shadows, but what can you do against another level 1 persona?

I said it's my business and as the mighty Beer Mom it is so. Now answer the question properly kid. [She scoffs.] No one respects their elders these days.

{A rift appears behind Sam and out pops the head of Mister Cena.} Are you sure about that?

Nah, don't think I will. See you around. *Sam attempts to leave*

Ha! You think you could fight me! I am Lvl 1 Izanagi! I have no equal in terms of Persona strength! You're outmatched in every way, Arsene!

*Sonic goes everywhere in the GYM and smacks everyone in the face at once*

{Rifts appear in front of Sam, bringing him back to Beer Mom.} Friendly reminder that we need that device you twat.

Leave all you want, but just remember anything you took is just gonna disappear once you cross the threshold. If you're gonna come here, at least DO something.

Don't see why. It's not yours. *Sam goes back to leaving*

*He blocks Sonic's smack* Well I want to see what you can do.

*Kalib, the owner of GYM, walks in and grabs the device from Sam.* Nuh uh. I installed this for a reason. *He promptly reinstalls the device and laughs.*

Have fun leaving blonde fucboi. As long as you remember this place is non-canon. The moment you walk outside, you'll just reset to before you entered. Take the device all you want, you can only have it while you remain inside idiot. [She takes a swig of beer and throws the empty bottle at the fourth wall. It bounces off the fourth wall and hits Sam in the head.]

My work here is done. {John Cena fades into his rift.}

*Izanagi takes the attack and lets the golden aura block for him* See what I can do... I suppose it is the duty of a superior protagonist Persona to aid the next line, but this isn't so you can take my place or grow stronger than me. It's simply so our franchise isn't weakened as a whole... As a courtesy, I'll even let you have the first move.

*Sam spins around, smashing the bottle with his cane before bowing and leaving through a portal*

[A second bottle teleports away. Sam might have left, but in several hours, no matter where he is, another bottle will come flying at him.] Well I sure am glad he left, accomplishing literally nothing in the process, and now the thing he tried to steal is back where it belongs.

We did it. We saved the non canon world. *Kalib salutes as a waving Canadian flag appears behind him.*

Who ever said that we had to take turns? *He stands there*

His face annoyed me. Good thing me meeting him isn't canon so I never have to worry about remembering his face after this.