hahaha... Crushes. Hilarious.

Why have crushes when you have a body pillow?!

Yes. If you count asking them out confessing then yeah. And it was executed and was as awful as you could expect.

Rejection is a cruel fate. To have it hit not once, but twice was too much for me to take. There also weren't any other girls in high school and beyond I've been interested in pursuing a relationship like that with so...

I got the ultimate rejection, death. Seriously though I've kinda never pursued a relationship, its just not been for me, I feel I would be a horrible partner and would rather sit in my basement and play games.

Nope and it was a good choice, because he turned out to be an idiot. He has a miserabel life now while i have fun. The other one I was close to and cuddled in the winter some time with I don't count, because he was a good friends, no crush. And accept that I never had a crush again so #singlelife

Also stupid autocorrect.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van. Works everytime.

Ah, yes, I had. Turns out he was engaged.

No because I don't think she likes me as much I like her.

give me tips on how to seduce my crush

Girls are crazy and I'm crazy for liking them. No homo. For real though girls are scoundrels who hide their emotions and stab you in the back after. Makes me sick.

men can be equally as devious. and i have confessed, one of my......worse moments

Once. It didn't work, turns out she was asexual.

I can be summed up as a hopeless romantic. Take that as you will.

I never had a crush on anyone but i got in the past at different times 2 people having one on me. I rejected them both for different reasons at the time.

The people that had a crush on me never asked me, but they had to tell my friends in secret. XD Maybe better this way. But I can relate to you Akechi in a way.