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You pick a superpower, I pick the drawback and you tell me if it’s worth it.
I thought this might be fun so I decided to make this.
Invisibility
The ability to spawn whatever I desire into existence.
Shapeshifting totallynot cheating
Ungodly, unaided speed.
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Invisibility Anything extra like clothes accessories or other items don’t turn invisible
Invisibility Anything extra like clothes accessories or other items don’t turn invisible That's more kinky than disadvantageous. :-!
Kitigawa: It’s a cheap made in china replica that will break after five minutes of use. Cait_Sith: You can’t pick what you turn into and if you turn into an inanimate object you can’t turn human again for a half hour. TogoSystem: Everytime you use your power you age another year.
Kitigawa: It’s a cheap made in china replica that will break after five minutes of use. Cait_Sith: You can’t pick what you turn into and if you turn into an inanimate object you can’t turn human again for a half hour. TogoSystem: Everytime you use your power you age another year. Maybe useful. So I guess it's worth it if I use it right.
Flight
Kitigawa: It’s a cheap made in china replica that will break after five minutes of use. Cait_Sith: You can’t pick what you turn into and if you turn into an inanimate object you can’t turn human again for a half hour. TogoSystem: Everytime you use your power you age another year. Sounds good to me. I can simply create a doomsday device that will destroy the entire world in under five minutes.
Scarce: If you fly higher than 5 feet in the air you get struck by lightning.
Scarce: If you fly higher than 5 feet in the air you get struck by lightning. I think I still would have the power of flight.
Kitagawa's power and downside don't go together to me... Am I missing something? For me, no way. I'd be dead in a week and it would completely negate its advantages.
Regenerating limbs
-Agent_Indiana-: the limbs grow back in random locations.
Can it be a multible day wait? i prefer not to look like a freak
You can choose when they grow back, you just can’t choose where.
using powers from video games and animes
using powers from video games and animes Pick specifically one
Gin
Illusionary Hypnosis.
Making waifus real
Electricity
Phazing objects
LAZER EYES
Heh, lemme make a joke.
The power to godmod.
Corbin: The Powers don’t have thier intended purpose and do something random every time. Gin: You can only fool really stupid people. Inflation_Anon: They hate you want want you dead. Zero-X: You have a 75% chance of shocking yourself Everytime you use your power. TogoSystem: you have a 1% chance to get stuck and never be able to get out of the object for every object you pass through. Bgammax: You can turn it on and off at will, however it will randomly activate without warning. Manliantent_Covet: All your friends hate you beacause you’re no fun to be around anymore.
I expected that. Why the fuck would I have that power again? Really? Manliantent?
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Gin
How stupid is really stupid? My personal limitation for my power would be that my target has to know exactly what I'm thinking of for the illusions to work.
Super-human strength.
I’d say the person has to be dumber than you for the power to work. The only way I can think to measure that is IQ.
Lemme make another joke.
The power to access Ooc knowledge, in the form of a keyblade and one arm.
Emactook: Everytime you lift something heavier than 100 lbs your spine has a 25% chance of breaking paralyzing you from the waist down.
Welp, time to randomly burn things at the family dinner. Must never make eye contact with anyone I like....
I'll take my chances
Malintent_Covet Heartless siege the earth because you have a keyblade and the government forces you to fight for them.
Obvs not worth it, it's a lame ass superpower anyways.
Tornadoes. First thing to pop up in my mind.
The ability to make pancakes out of thin air
Spiderman's ability to web-sling
Nirvexera: Once the tornado is created it lasts a week and doesn’t stop chasing you. It’s like storm chasers, but the storm chases you. Pancake_Knight: You can’t put anything on them. And they’re generic average pancakes. -Light-: The webs shoot from your feet and you have to swing upside down.
Damnit
THE POWER OF HENTAIIIIII!!
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Keilin_Minami: Your parents or a friend always walks in when you use your power, but they don’t say anything, they just shake their heads and look at you with disappointment in their eyes.
I'll take it! Better than nothing!
Keilin_Minami: Your parents or a friend always walks in when you use your power, but they don’t say anything, they just shake their heads and look at you with disappointment in their eyes. Rip
I'll take it! Better than nothing!
A whole week with a tornado just chasing me? Sounds great. I'll take it.
Good enough.
A whole week with a tornado just chasing me? Sounds great. I'll take it. Sounds tiring
The ability to eat absolutely anything and still have it taste really good
pixie: It looks like the most disgusting food ever, despite tasting amazing the texture of the food leaves way to much to be desired.
1% chance is nothing.
Good memes and shitposts.
That's alright, I'll just eat the fabric of reality and wash it down with tequila
Moana: Nobody takes the time to truly appreciate your quality memes and shitposts.
Corbin: The Powers don’t have thier intended purpose and do something random every time. Gin: You can only fool really stupid people. Inflation_Anon: They hate you want want you dead. Zero-X: You have a 75% chance of shocking yourself Everytime you use your power. TogoSystem: you have a 1% chance to get stuck and never be able to get out of the object for every object you pass through. Bgammax: You can turn it on and off at will, however it will randomly activate without warning. Manliantent_Covet: All your friends hate you beacause you’re no fun to be around anymore. it's not worth it i want my wafu futaba to love me
Invisibility Persona Telekinesis Teleportation Shadow Powerz
Pikadaboi: When invisible if you touch someone they can see you. You have a persona but it can only be summoned in the Metaverse, which doesn’t exist. With telekinesis you can only lift things that you would be able to lift with your own strength. When you teleport you have a 10% chance to teleport to Antarctica and lose your power. Your shadow powers eventually overtake you and you no longer have control over your body anymore.
Oh shit those do sound bad.
The power of suggestion. Not full on manipulation of the mind, but being able to bend people to my will over time. #NotAVillain
Pathokinesis I guess
Summon anyhting I want at any time
The power to delete every café RP thread from existence.
imtgerealklib: it only works on people with less intelligence than you. Micah: The more you use your power the more depressed you get personally, and you can’t use your power on yourself.
An army of idiots. Could be worse
I think they're gone regardless
Soupicide: It’s a cheap Chinese knockoff that breaks after 5 minutes of use. Minato_Yuki: The entire community on the Phansite hates you and never interacts with you ever again.
imtgerealklib: it only works on people with less intelligence than you. Micah: The more you use your power the more depressed you get personally, and you can’t use your power on yourself. Cool. I'm okay with that, therapy and meds can help.
Well then.
going ghost
Teedi-Fiend: If your ghost goes more than 100 feet away from your body demons kidnap your body and everything they do to it you feel for all of eternity. (Your spirit does leave your body back where you separated )
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how about talking to demons
Teddi-Fiend: If a demon tries to trick you while talking to you you suddenly become extremely gullible and the demon can make you do whatever it wants
the power to punch god
You can punch god. He just doesn’t feel it since your puny mortal punches don’t affect him.
The power to morph my entire right arm into a powerful melee weapon that could even propel me and the strength of my punches.
TogoSystem: Your arm is now stuck as the melee weapon and you can’t remove it. You better hope you’re left handed.
TogoSystem: Your arm is now stuck as the melee weapon and you can’t remove it. You better hope you’re left handed. I never stated what kind of weapon. How about like this? https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/powerlisting/images/a/a9/Kazuma_Alter_Power.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120807222101
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You realize if you couldn’t get rid of that the government would want to run tests on you and most likely make you join the military to use your power.
Who's to say they could make me WITH it though.
World domination.
ability to befriend all cats
Adachilmouto: You would be assassinated after three months and there is no way to stop it from happening.
The ability to stop procrastinating
Akira: All they do is tell you to go to bed at 7:30 and don’t let up until you go to bed.
Bgammax: You can never have a minute to yourself because you constantly work and don’t take breaks.
I'm going to die anyway so might as well make WORLD OF STRENGTH
I probably should agree to it, but I won't.... Also who is so busy they have no time at all?
Someone will come up to you with a problem, you join a volunteer organization or you take more hours at work. Whatever it takes to keep you busy instead of sitting around doing nothing.
Absolute Omnipotence
Absolute Omnipotence You can watch everything forever, you just can’t exist in a physical sense anymore.
>Omnipotence >Can't what?
I was assuming omnipotence in terms of literature, the omnipotent narrator tells the story but doesn’t exist in a physical sense. That’s where I got the “You dont exist physically anymore.” Sorry about any confusion with that.
I want the ability to use persona
...I was kinda expecting overheating, but that makes sense if you don't know how to fully control the electricity yet
The ability to revive a thread instantly with a snap, or a clap.
How will you overdue this? The power to have all the powers I want.
Theh0mebody: It only works in the Metaverse, which doesn’t exist. Swat_Squad: You get perma banned. TogoSystem: Whenever you switch powers you lose more and more memories of your loved ones, and they can’t be returned.
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TogoSystem: Whenever you switch powers you lose more and more memories of your loved ones, and they can’t be returned. I was gonna suggest that you also have the power of having all the powers you DON'T want. Like the power of smelling really bad all the time, and the power of never being able to find shoes that fit.
How are those powers though, apart from just poor hygiene habits and luck?
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Destiny 2's Dawnblade.
The power to transmit my will and emotions straight to another's heart.