Bar of the Gods (No Mortals allowed. Ya ...

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Bar of the Gods (No Mortals allowed. Ya dig?)

A massive building rests on a random corner of the city. Many metal gears and clocks surround the exterior of the building and giant clockwork golems guard the doors on either side of the building. The metal itself seems to be unknown and strange. There doesn't appear to be any listings for this building either and the only indication as to what it is, is a small sign next to either door. The sign reads, "No mortals allowed". Any divine with any proper merit knows of this places existence already. Within the building is a being surrounded with clockwork components.It almost appears as though a humanoid figure is within but it is impossible to tell with all the metal components. A light ticking can be heard in the background as music of a orchestral variety plays. "How long has it been since I've opened shop....like a day or something, right? Yes, that must be it...there's no way I'd lose track of time. I am time..."

Rayquaza

KIRYARARA... A massive green dragon serpent thing flies down from the skies, making a sharp turn to fly through the doors. The air seems to change a little as it enters the room.

LordHelix

*An Omastar walks in, pushing some random buttons that aren't visible to other people. A slightly deep voice can be heard, even though it's mouth isn't moving.* Yes. ..yes..... Annnnnndddd... Yes. *He then stops pressing them and looks around* So, this is the place....

Clockwork_God

Somehow you can determine the time god's surprise as the literal dragon flies through the doors. "Holy shit, is that a dra- I mean, uh, I totally know that those are things...Uh, greetings green dragon...uh, what do you hold dominion over. I can tell you're a deity of some kind, but what?"

Dan_Masamune

A man in a black suit enters through the door whistling a serene tune, his hands are in his pockets. "Hmmhmmhmm. I am the judge of my world, so it is fitting to dine alongside others like me."

Zanza

A glowing light appears engulfing the room and a blonde man with a unique blade appears. "Tell me. Who are you...New vessels for me to or pests I can obliterate?"

Rayquaza

Rayquaza qua kraa kiryara. Should anyone understand dragon pokemon thing speak, the general gist is that he's a sky god thing or something.

_Rodin_

Rodin ascends from a red portal that appeared on the floor of the bar A bar for the gods? Heh, it looks like this is a bar for me.

Clockwork_God

"Ah, it is good to see fellow deities within this world. I hope you all our sticking to your true purpose. Fate is something divine must follow. We all have our roles to play and none should stray from such destinies lest the world fall into dis-balance." Chronos would then stare at the strangely...green man...with a confused expression. "Uh, who are you exactly and what are you doing here? You look to be a normal man..." The clockwork God also seems to laugh a bit upon hearing Zanza's words. "Quite the ego, however I am not one held by such laws of control. I am Chronos, the god of time and fate. I am the maker of time itself as well as the one who dictates and manages fate itself. As long as people follow the fates set out before them I have no quarrels to pick."

Zanza

"So I ponder this question. Do you have a name? Or are you nameless..." Zanza smirks as he asks the question directed to everyone in the bar.

Dan_Masamune

Masamune chuckles to himself, his demeanor still calm. "A god that judges based on appearance? Quite the disgrace. I am Dan Masamune, Kamen Rider Cronus. It is my sole duty to pass judgement upon all. A pleasure to meet you."

Clockwork_God

The clockwork entity examines the strange man. "Wait? Cronus? Judgement? Do you also have time based powers and abilities?" The clockwork god seems somewhat confused.

Stormcall_Warlock

*a immortal warlock teleports into the bar in a flash of arc energy* Heeeeey Clockwork how are ya?

Dan_Masamune

Masamune laughs this time, not bothering to restrain himself. "Yes, that's quite so. No doubt, it'd not matter much here, but behold." Masamune picks up the nearest object, throwing it into the air. He then presses the A and B buttons upon his belt. [PAUSE] The object floats within the air, as though frozen in time. "I suppose that should suffice?"

Clockwork_God

The clockwork god is somewhat intrigued by Masamune's display. The frozen time of course has no effect on him for obvious reasons. "I was aware other beings had the capacity to halt the flow of time as well but this is a interesting amount of control. It almost seems as if your manipulation of time was meant to mimic my own. How interesting..."

God_God_Man

A voice booms down from the heavens, shouting out for all to hear and stare in awe. "I AM GOD GOD MAN, I HAVE COME TO PARTAKE IN THIS BAR! OR SOMETHING, NOT ENTIRELY SURE HOW THIS WORKS HONESTLY!" At that a tall bearded old man with white hair appears in the building, he glances at each person gathered here. "Let's see who we have, Zanza eh? Still alive so I guess that boy with the Manado hasn't gotten around to you yet. Rayquaza as well! Good to see you out and about rather than in a Pokeball. Kamen Rider Cronus too? Weren't you dead? Well, I'm sure that Emu Hojo will deal with you eventually. And of course Chronos God of Time, how strange to see someone who cares about Fate in a place so full of rebels." At that the old man smirks at them and casually walks over to a seat. Leaning back as he eyes the various gods. "Anyways, how goes it for everyone? I'm curious what the other gods around here have been doing after all."

Stormcall_Warlock

... did time froze again... HOLD on for one minuet! *he snaps his fingers and unpauses everything because, Renox is a Vex Mind, time is his thing*

_Rodin_

Hey uhh clockgod, can I work here for just this night?

Dan_Masamune

Cronus pushes the object slightly out of his way, then once again presses the two buttons on his belt. [RESTART] The object falls to the ground harmlessly. "This is a bar, what shall I partake in? I believe that a menu is in order. What with some of the fellow patrons omnipotence, what say someone snap their fingers and it be done?"

Clockwork_God

The clockwork deity looks to Rodin with another curious glance. "I suppose you can if you wish. I usually have servants made from fragments of time but its no trouble for me not to use them." The clockwork God would notice the enigmatic God God man. He seems a little freaked out by him in a out of character matter but then recalls the issues that would ensue if he were to decide to do away with time itself.

Zanza

Zanza looks at Dan masamune only to see he uses technology to get his powers. "Your no god to me with your scource of power..Nor is your unchanging fate"

Stormcall_Warlock

*he looks at Zanza and just simply scoffs* You look like some Vex Precursor. But hey my opinion.

_Rodin_

Thanks man, I'll just make the drinks for the other gods here. He walks behind the bar counter and pulls out his cocktail shaker from his pocket

Zanza

"What is this "Vex" you claim i resemble?" Zanza looks in a curious fashion at the warlock.

God_God_Man

GGM laughs at Zanza's statement, source of power or no? There's so called Divine beings that are far weaker than Dan Masamune. "I wouldn't be so sure of that Zanza, you would be amazed at how powerful technology can make someone after all... Of course, given where your own might comes from I guess it's not so shocking?" He'd smirk at Zanza before turning over towards Cronus. "And a menu yes... I believe I can take care of that matter." At that GGM snaps his fingers and glowing paper forms in front of the gathered patrons, along with a pen. Somehow if they were to write a food or drink into it said item would appear before them instantly. "I believe these shall do, simply write what you wish and it shall appear!"

LordHelix

*still exists*

Dan_Masamune

Masamune chuckles to himself in a sinister manner. "You intend to claim that all capabilities, aside from those assigned upon creation, are to not be interpreted as technology? To my knowledge, as well, I never stated to alter fate, only that I determine it. My duty is passing judgement, nothing more. Now, if we are to be obtaining drinks, I recommend a round of sake. It is a fine drink to share amongst fellows."

Stormcall_Warlock

*he claps and two gold and porcelain robot teleports in next to Renox* https://www.bungie.net/common/destiny_content/grimoire/hr_images/203110_2fcd7dfb88a1a6e1a0f4074c8d6f30dd.jpg P. Vex Goblin and Hobgoblin: Yes Vanguard Mind of the Terra Defensive? Renox: You two are here to show him what you look like. P. Vex: Affirmative.

Zanza

Zanza writes down "Wine and A Human vessels to absorb the life from" down.

_Rodin_

Rodin then starts making drinks of the others

Stormcall_Warlock

Renox: Now you two, get back to the past and guard your post. P. Vex Goblin and Hobgoblin: Acknowledged Vanguard Mind. *the two robots teleports out* Renox: Know then, name is Renox. Vanguard Mind.

Fat_Albert

*Fat Albert appears.* Hey hey hey, I'm a god of this gay disgrace of a place!

Zanza

"I see a god of machines then..." Zanza looks in thought to be impressed by only to him a mere mortal.

Rayquaza

Rayquaza, since the narrator got distracted, is coiled up and sleeping. In mid-air.

Stormcall_Warlock

I was a revived human, killed the previous Vex time lord Atheon, I became the new Vex mind and created a new Vex division. *he looks to Rodin* One cup of the highest quality wine please.

_Rodin_

Rodin gives Renox the "OK" sign with his hand and then pours wine into a glass Here ya go. Lastly, he slides the glass over to Renox

Stormcall_Warlock

*he takes off his helmet showing half of his face scared with Vex integration* Thanks. *he takes a sip of his drink*

_Rodin_

No problem. He continues making the other drinks

Stormcall_Warlock

*he looks back to Zanza* So then, what's your occupation pal? *a red light glows within his mouth every time he speaks*

Zanza

"I am a god, I can reshape the world in my image as I please. Where I want and whenever I want..."

Stormcall_Warlock

Oh really? Then what's the deal with "finding a vessel"? *he takes another sip of his wine glass* And I gotta ask, did you mistaken my Vex drones as the Mechons?

Rayquaza

Rayquaza yawns and scribbles down something unintelligible on the menu. Ka.

Stormcall_Warlock

*he takes a final chug of his drink and drops a thousand glimmer on the counter* Thanks for the drink. I am heading back to the Tower. *he leaves via teleporting*

Reperzel

(Slithers in looking like a snake centipede hybrid) god, this place looks good

Reperzel

(He coils around one of the seats)

_Rodin_

Rodin finishes making every drink and sets all of the glasses on a tray So uhh, are the other guys brain dead or what?

Reperzel

How would I know?

Dan_Masamune

Masamune chuckles quietly. "No, simply dwelling on some business matters."

Reperzel

Makes sense, you ARE gods after all

Dan_Masamune

Masamune glances down, his mask hiding his glare. "And you are? This bar has led me to believe that only gods are permitted entry."

_Rodin_

Rodin turns to Dan Whatever. Anyway, I made a shitton of drinks, so help yourselves. He gestures over to the tray of drinks he made

Reperzel

Well....I am a Snake centipede hybrid.... So....god of snakes?

Reperzel

(His stick turns into a chain and it grabs a red wine) thank ya good sir

Dan_Masamune

Masamune grasps a small cup of sake. "Cheers." Despite his use of a friendly expression, there was no joy in his face. His suit faded away in a cloud of pixels to reveal a man with brown hair and piercing eyes. He sips from the sake, taking pleasure with every sip. "Excellently prepared. My compliments."

Reperzel

(Gulps the red wine down) Jesus, best wine I've ever had

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Reperzel

(He looks around, looking at many gods right by him) wow, this is amazing

Cols

Cols enters the bar,thinking deeply about something.

Rayquaza

The fellow god is soon poked by the snout of a green dragon thing. Kreh.

Cols

Dead thread or not?