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Magicaloid 44 Reviews Phansite Phighting
It sucks. I've never seen a gayme with so many balance issues.
Agreed, Gamma's body is way too OP. No one can hit it so you're just guaranteed to win every game
I agree with everything that you say.
Okay look, we're working on nerfing the Instakill taunts, just give us some time, okay?!
i agree, this game needs more Dante from the Devil May Cryâ„¢ series
Understandable, I hate it when you use PK and he just blows up your speakers with yelling. As well as Grimnir and Tenkujii Takeru, why does that kid keep yelling his name?
The hitboxes are better than smash.
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It's a gag between the devs.
Sam
DSP rating- It sucks dood. The controls don't work. I can't spam down+kick. Sucks dood. Too complicated.
They literally only gave me three attacks
Leo
Fix the bugs.
Now that I think about it they made me a joke character... Wait, I made MYSELF a joke character! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
Ina
I keep giving cheesy one liners and I don't like it
My Star-yu DLC is overpriced!!
Half the playable roster is being sold as DLC!
TheYu didn't pYut in the entire Yuniverse. VerYu disappointed
Somehow I'M the weakest character. Can you believe it? They felt the need to make LITERALLY EVERYONE better than the Whirling Tempest of Devastation, by far the strongest participant. I'm finding my lawyers
They didn't even animate my cape!
I agree, I got so pissed when I found out that I couldn't turn items off.
Me and the rest of the devs are sorry. Okay, we're working on rereleasing the game under the title: "Cancerous Phighting". All characters will either be unlockable or unlocked from the start. And the Star-Yu DLC will be only 3.99$. Happy?!
No, we are the general public, we will always find things to complain about!
DAMN YOU ANGERY PHANS!!!!!
Leo
Me and the rest of the devs are sorry. Okay, we're working on rereleasing the game under the title: "Cancerous Phighting". All characters will either be unlockable or unlocked from the start. And the Star-Yu DLC will be only 3.99$. Happy?! That is still to expensive.
Leo
2.99$? Expensive...
Also did I mention we're making Star-Yu a top tier?
indeed, tis is shit(till something good happens
Playing AKF is weird, his instant kill move "Links of Porn" just gets himself killed. Is this intentional?
In this new version, they still didn't animate my cape, and my cane is gone! 0/10
Oh, yeah. We still have to remove that. Also, AKF's supposed to be a joke character. If you want the real AKF character, go with Jason.
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I'm broken! Nerf me!!
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Okay, Jesus!
Ina
Now everyone just calls me hot! This is stupid and I hate this!
We're removing the game, and if you bought it you'll get a refund. YOU WEEBS BETTER BE HAPPY!
Ina
Now where am I gonna play as myself!? Ugh!
Leo
We're removing the game, and if you bought it you'll get a refund. YOU WEEBS BETTER BE HAPPY! I didn't bought it, can I get the refund anyways?
Also, make Omega more powerful m8s, he's the fucking god of destruction, what on fucking earth do you guys don't know?!?!?!?! I'd rather get a re-release fixing all of the bugs and shit, so that it's actually a lit fighting game,
delets game
Ina
Scree
No refunds either. That money's ours for our new game, Mishima Rampage
So, let me just start by saying that Somers are without a doubt the most cancerous thing in fighting games. In other fighting games though I can still accept their cancer but in this game they have a zoner that's on a new level of cancer. Not only do his zoning abilities have the potential to stun you but his normal attacks also heal him each time he lands a hit. The worse part is it's chip damage so blocking doesn't help. All he has to do is bind you with his stupid root things and then land a combo of normal hits on you and the fucker regains health.
Come on guys, let's go play a real fighting game like Super Brawl on the Nickelodeon website.
also, what a shit deal AKF, no refunds for a game that is shit and deleted?! what type of a salesman are you, and thus this ends my complaints (for a bit) I'm in with u m8, cartoon network smash bros is better than this
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Also, Mishima Rampage will be great. We even got the real Mishima to play his character. Donald Trump
IT'S TOO LATE, THERE'S ALREADY AN OVERFLOW OF R34 OF EVERY CHARACTER OH LORD MAKE IT STOP
As long as I'm the worst character the game is still balanced
Hold on, let me speak to someone. WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT R34, TOM?!
IT'S TOO LATE, THERE'S ALREADY AN OVERFLOW OF R34 OF EVERY CHARACTER OH LORD MAKE IT STOP there's r34 of me? Kill me...
I thought R34 was a good thing
It is, but some of it's... Weird.
Ina
....well it's nice to know that I have fans but that's also kinda creepy...
Don't worry, we're working on taking them down.
Inb4 jokes about anyone that mains Ina is a full-blown furry.
Inb4 jokes about anyone that mains Ina is a full-blown furry. You mean people who main me.
Ina
a bit too late for that. People are being called furries for being my friend!
We've taken half of them down, hold on!
We've taken half of them down, hold on! You're already getting backlash by fans for doing so!
We've taken half of them down, hold on! You're already getting backlash by fans for doing so! I KNOW, BUT THEY'RE ALL WEEBS!
They keep reuploading it!
Hold on, let me speak to the R34 staff!
This is what a meme looks like when it's been butchered.
You're right.
Agreed.
I dunno, I thought they represented Kotori pretty well in the game. She's weak, and she has that one "charges" system that makes her even harder to ues if you just waste her, but the more you use her, the better you learn how she works and how to conserve and pace her magic. I mean, if the rest of the roster wasn't so absolutely broken, she'd actually be a halfway decent character.....
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I think Sam is a very competitively viable character as well because of all of the tools he has in store. His Resistance Change special allows him to mix-up opponents at many ranges, and capitalize on their mistakes easily, almost to the point of being broken in tournaments, and that's not even the end of it. He has a variety of other types of specials that make him an all-around great fighter, that I could discuss for hours if I wanted to. He's actually one of my mains, aside from Rom, and PK
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I at least have to appreciate the devs nerfing Tatsuya. He's still broken, but he was even more broken before with quick and easy inputs for his Armageddon move, as well as his Demon Summoning mechanic that's normally reserved as the main gimmick for Raidou and Kazuya. However, the roster still needs a huge makeover for balance.
Speaking of Nerfing..... I still find it absolutely ridiculous how many times they've nerfed Nanaka, I mean, her physical damage is already stupidly low, but then they lowered her HP like.... 4 times! Then they took away her warping skill and gave her a bunch of weaknesses.... At least they increased her magic damage output in the latest patch. But by now, nobody even uses her anymore.....
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Snakipede rep used to be so good for anti airing and such, but know with his reach nerfed to fuck he sucks!
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I think the balance is atrocious. There's fewer viable fighters here than in Melee. Especially now that Gamma was removed.
Shinji used to be viable. Now you have to get right up in your opponents face to do physical damage (Cuz his ranged physical does crap damage unless you headshot) and to do decent magical damage you have to get so friggen far from the enemy, and without any zoning skills, nobody is gonna let you get that far. His magic is pretty much useless now that it's been nerfed, and he takes SO LONG to set up ranged skill. And just like Nanaka, they nerfed his warp skill.
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I can't believe they took me out of the game. ME! Everyone thought I was just a clone of Tatsuya but there's no way that's true! I'm much more viable. If the enemy is a toddler... Okay maybe I'm not as good as Tatsuya but still I'm different! #Buffthelowtiers who's with me
#Buffthelowtiers Speaking of buffs.... I'm excited for the Shinomi combo pack coming up, a physical fighter with a companion who only knows buffs sounds like an interesting character....... when they get off their asses and finish the DLC.... And while we're on the topic of DLC. I'm having fun with the Nana-chan DLC, she seems to be pretty well balanced with her different sword forms. And I'm SO GLAD that they retconned her backstory.... Though, it's pretty hard to use magic since her spells take so long to charge, and she's pretty much OP when you're against magic centric characters.... Spam RuneSave..... Just don't mention the fact that her moveset is LITERALLY unfinished...
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#Buffthelowtiers On a more positive note, I'm glad that PK was buffed not too long ago. Before, he was almost a low tier due to his fusion ability. Fundamentally, there's nothing wrong with it, but since day 1, it has a lot of startup frames, making it a pretty unsafe and predictable move. This limited his combo potential greatly. Don't get me wrong, he still was able to rush people down, but to had to work really hard to set it up. Thankfully, due to the patch, he's been able to rush people down and even zone mid-range a bit easier, and the startup and recovery frames of the fusion mechanics have been greatly reduced.
I mean, as much as I appreciate that Robin is a secret character, the conditions to unlock him is downright near impossible for new beginners! Heck, being that the first step to unlock him is to beat the campaign and arcade mode on Hell & Hell Difficulty (one hit kill on player, three bars of health for opponents) within five minutes is a massive undertaking. The second step is even more ridiculous as it requires the player to beat the Challenge Map 'Void' with S-Rank score and each match being perfected and completed with an Astral Finish. Accomplishing both steps unlocks a secret mission triggered by the red-haired NPC by Leblanc. Urgh, don't even get me started on the final step. The third and final step is to beat this secret mission. The secret mission is ludicrous as it requires you to beat 'Despairing Dusk' (otherwise known as 'Oda') with Nanaka, Hill, Gray and Lavenza as the required party members while protecting the red-haired NPC from 'DD'. Soo many issues with this secret mission. ranging from the NPC being far too fragile and often running head first to 'DD' or even 'DD' having some bullshit levels of skills and abilities. However, if you manage to, just manage to do it, it will state that 'Ivory Dawn' has been unlocked. Now, even if it says that 'Ivory Dawn' (otherwise Robin) is unlocked, you have to actually navigate to the red-haired NPC again (who this time is by the hospital) and give her the 'Holy Sword' Fragment (rare item drops acquired through S-ranked battles). Once that has been accomplished, Robin is free to play! Oh my god, Robin as a character is fairly summed up as a 'glass cannon' in a sense. Given his powerful skills and abilities, his swordsmanship is fast, ruthless and far too aggressive. Despite this, he's extremely capable of counter-attacking and often can maintain long streaks of attacks for a long duration of time. However, as a massive drawback, he cannot block attacks and is very weak to status effects (Despair in particular) with the biggest setback being his health drains constantly overtime. Hence, whenever Robin is used, the player must end the match quickly and efficiently as his health does not regenerate. However, regardless of the difficulty curve in terms of mastering this character, his EX-move is from the stuff of legends. EX-move, titled 'Ivory Dawn', is an instant-kill attack on opponents that is unblockable. Being that this is a beam like ability which strikes the direction he faces, it can be dodged if the opponent jumps at the right time (just before the beam hits), allowing them to avoid the instant-kill and only suffer the loss of 50% of their health. However, as with his own drawbacks, this EX-move does have it's own massive con. If used, no matter what happens, Robin himself is killed from the attack. Hence, this EX-move is essentially a kamikaze attack. The only way to win with this move is for it to land, allowing the player to kill their opponent first before Robin dies, earning them the win. If the player misses with this attack, it's an instant game over for the player.
Just wait until the PK Pancake Land patch, he's rumoured to get a new persona for tons more fusions, #Buffthelowtiers is coming
delete the game too many homos #nerfthelowtiers
Worst part is? So few people have actually unlocked Robin that the devs don't even give a crap about balancing him.... Oh, and that stupid buff he gets if Nanaka or Lavenza is with him. Fuck that buff.
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So... No one's gonna complain why you can't turn off the items?
Okay I am horrified at the complete lack of respectable complaints ... Like paying for DLC and op characters is nothing! As a premium gamer I demand that they include various pointless costumes for all my favorite characters like Mishimans, Ene, and any one else that can be considered a girl. I need to see all my favorite female characters in bikinis if i'm paying for this crap. I also demand some boku no pico soundtrack dlc. It's a travesty when a game doesn't have it.
Why am I even in here? It feels like a totally wasted character slot since they didn't even give any specials. What am I, some kinda placeholder name?
You mean that 'Dream' buff? Urgh. Dream buff gives him the ability to endure further when, by alrights, he should be dead. Hence, 'Dream' buff allows Robin to keep fighting for a certain amount of time when his health hits 0, giving him a second wind to kill the enemy before he succumbs to death. Then again, when he is paired with either of them, he gets the 'Glass Heart' debuff. 'Glass Heart' debuff essentially means that if either Nanaka or Lavenza is killed, Robin suffers damage, reducing his health by 70% which is not a good thing for Robin players as this cuts down the time they have to beat the opponent.
Human rep is good
On the subject of Rom, aside from a few balancing issues, he is also viable in competitive play without seeming too broken (emphasis on "too"). I think he can be compared in a way to Link, from the Super Smash Bros. Titles. He has a lot of great zoning and defensive options with his persona's ice attacks, as well as his feint attack branching and scramble options to wrap the opponent under his thumb during battle. His normal jump height, recovery, and some of his normals' general frame data aren't exactly safe, so he cannot easily keep up with his opponents without the use of his lance vault jump. Not only that, but that may leave him susceptible to pressure, and dealing with it may not be his forte. Because of that, Rom will have to keep the opponent guessing and at bay using his ice attacks and lance's disjointed hitboxes and try to avert pressure by reading the opponent. It takes quite a while to pick him up, but when someone does, it can be really satisfying. While he has great benefits, his drawbacks keep him at a solid mid-tier. His Sinnesloschen overdrive on the other hand...
Why am I a character that gets a costume in the upcoming swimsuit DLC?
Well.... We were bored. But Rom, Jason, and some of the other boys (And girls) are getting swimsuits too.
You know what we need besides swimsuits for this shitty game? A Shrek Super Slam HD remaster.
You know what we need besides swimsuits for this shitty game? A Shrek Super Slam HD remaster. You're right. We're also working on that.
Oh no. Also no jiggle physics. How do we distract the players, so we have a better chance against them? Look it up it's actually proving, sexy outfits change reaction time. XD
Aki, you're right. I'll speak with them on jiggle physics.
So tired of hearing about this stupid thing.
this is bullshit!, I'm 7'3 and I'm 1'1!, what is this game!!!!
I'm actually with Togo on this one, a bit too many phighting game threads. Of course, this one was made to mock the trend, so perhaps a different thread would have been a better choice